"Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?"

"Man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!"

"Trina: Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me."

"We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky!"

"These pipes are clean!"

"I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!"

"Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had."

"Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about…"

"Kenny: Mmmm. Gum."

"When you're on the Queen Catherine, don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I mean? Tr…"