"Porsche will explain in great detail that the new model is 4.5% stiffer than the previous one and 5.8 grams lighter because it has titanium wheel nuts, but those are not the sorts of fact that work well when you are competing for viewers with House of Cards and Billions and a lot of grunting sex on Sky Atlantic. I’m afraid it’s the same story with any AMG Mercedes. It may be a tiny bit quicker from zero to 62mph than the previous model, and the Comand system may allow you to check how economically you’ve driven over the past 30.8 miles. But all of this is overshadowed by the thunderous noise and the massive wiggly back end."

"Whipping That Benz Like A Rental"

"When I pull up out front, you see the Benz on dubs."

"Roll in the Benz with me, we could watch TV from the backseat of my V."

"I'm in the Benz on Monday; the BM on Tuesday. Range on Wednesday; Thursday I'm in the hooptie."

"I'm in a big white Benz on a hot sunny day; I call it the milk truck and shit."

"Early in the morning, hop into the Benz: I've got 44 ways of getting paid."

"Slim Shady! Hotter then a set of twin babies in a Mercedes-Benz with the windows up, when the temp goes up to the mid-80s."

"To many visitors, Germany in the 1920s was the United States of Europe: big, industrial, ultra-modern. It was home to some of Europe's biggest and best corporations: the electrical engineering giant Siemens, the financial titan Deutsche Bank, the automobile maker Mercedes-Benz, the chemical conglomerate IG-Farben."

"When I was sixteen, I bought my first Mercedes-Benz."

"So, ladies! Ladies, if you want to role in my Mercedes? Then turn around; stick it out. Even white boys got to shout!"

"Sending out the message to all of my friends; we'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes-Benz."

"Success is not only one thing. It's not only having a nice house in Beverly Hills and driving a nice Mercedes."

"Ain’t No Hotter Flow As Me, All Gas On Free 580 Benz Just So I Can Spin."

"Tú te montas ‘en mi carro y Parece’ Un Mercedes-Benz."

"[H]ere’s a tip. If you’re thinking of using such a service in future, make sure they send an E-class, because you’ll have a much more comfortable journey."

"Got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class, but that's alright, 'cause I'm gon' ride."