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April 10, 2026
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"I've been here the whole time."
"There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for five points."
"Now, you all understand how the game works?"
"The only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning."
"Sabotage your team in the next task."
"Little Alex Horne!"
"Your time starts now."
"All the information is on the task."
"Michael Gove looks like a PEZ dispenser possessed by a Victorian ghost."
"Yeah, well the first day, I was in the dressing room and looking in the mirror, and looking down at the arena. And they were pulling the robots into the arena on an invisible twine because nothing was working. And I was thinking: "Oh my God, what have I done with my career?" And you know, within the blink of an eye, it was the most watched show on BBC2."
"from the series premiere on September 10, 1984."
"The Beaulieu Motor Museum"
"YMCA (fade into credits)"
"Tango adverts"
"Francis Chichester"
"Millipedes"
"The direction North-North-West"
"When people say "i.e." when they mean "e.g.""
"Philippa Forrester"
"Orange peels"
"Chip forks"
"Guatemalans"
"Disposable razors"
"Pointless lists without punchlines. "Well that told me, Mr. Morrissey.""
"The phrase "Mid-morning""
"Hibernating animals"
"Buffalo girls who go on the inside"
"Decimal currency"
"Weekend at Bernie's III"
"People who go "Slammers!""
"Igneous rock"
"The phrase "Mr. Morrissey, you require three snookers!""
"The Honey Monster"
"Journalists"
"B.A. Baracus"
"Tony Wilson"
"Bob Geldof"
"Sunbathers"
"Branston Pickle"
"Loft lagging"
"Bulldog terriers"
"Glade Plug-ins"
"Friday afternoons"
"Pasta as a starter"
"Sarah's next door neighbour"
"Skin on rice pudding"
"Meat-eaters"
"Magnifying mirrors"
"Koi carp and most of all,"
"Jokes about Wagon Wheels"