"Recurring Voices - Mike Stoklasa, David Dore, Erica Lindbeck, Rodrigo Huerta, Chris O'Neill, Hans van Harken, Mick Lauer, Harry Partridge, David Firth, Monica Franco, Joshua Tomar, Lyle Rath"

"– Charlie / Glep / various"

"– Pim / Alan / various"

"I'd like to introduce you to my lovely co-host, whose name I can't remember since I had sex with her and no longer care."

"It takes 9 months to make one episode of The Simpsons? We're doing a whole series in that time... but it's still good"

"This show is the last in the series, unless they're showing them in the wrong order, in which case see you next week."

"Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!"

"Marvin Kaye as Mort Bromberg"

"Cliff Saunders as Blazer"

"Diane Fabian as Liz Bromberg"

"Paul Haddad as Lefty"

"James Kee as Reilly O'Reilly"

"Corinne Conley as Sister Butch"

"Baby Nick (voiced by )"

"Maurice Dean Wint as Fontaine"

"Terri Hawkes as Franny"

"Baby Patrice (voiced by )"

"Matthew King as Spalding"

"Hamish Hughes as Griz"

"Linda Kash as Deborah"

"Ricky (Voiced by )"

"Wally (Voiced by )"

"Ray (Voiced by )"

"Dwayne (Voiced by )"

"Melissa (Voiced by )"

"Zoe (Voiced by )"

"Chris (Voiced by )"

"Jack (Voiced by )"

"Gerald (Voiced by )"

"Dooper (voiced by )"

"Devin (Voiced by )"

"Parker (Voiced by )"

"Kyle (Voiced by )"

"Don't you think fire looks like pretty orange fairies?"

"I have become what I most fear... a cat cannibal. I have become the catanibal!"

"Bobby (Voiced by )"

"Mrs. Boots (voiced by )"

"Justin (Voiced by )"

"Buckley (voiced by )"