"You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin' wrong, don't ya, Greyo?"

"Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?"

"Well I don't know the English word, but in Welsh we call it a be'chi'ngalw."

"Stop actin' so English!"

"In France, we dug trenches ten miles long. We took earth from here and made hills there. We moved entire fields. You wouldn't believe what we did. It's possible. It's just hard work."

"Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson"

"Tara Fitzgerald - Elizabeth/Betty from Cardiff"

"Colm Meaney - Morgan the Goat"

"Ian McNeice - George Garrad"

"Ian Hart - Johnny "Shellshocked" Jones"

"Kenneth Griffith - Rev. Robert Jones"

"Robert Pugh - Williams the Petroleum"

"Ieuan Rhys - Sgt Thomas"

"Harry Kretchmer - The Grandson"

"Tudor Vaughan - Thomas Twp"

"Hugh Vaughan - Thomas Twp Too"

"All this fuss over what? Is it a hill, is it a mountain? Perhaps it wouldn't matter anywhere else, but this is Wales. The Egyptians built pyramids, the Greeks built temples, but we did none of that, because we had mountains. Yes, the Welsh were created by mountains: where the mountain starts, there starts Wales. If this isn't a mountain—well, if this isn't a mountain, then Anson might just as well redraw the border and put us all in England, God forbid."