films-directed-by-tim-story

"(voice distorted from laughing gas) Man, you stupid!"

"Buckle up for safety mother..."

"What you gonna do with the girl, but love her...and pay her!"

"Uh, I got a problem gettin' shot!"

"(to Andy) This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands."

"That skank shot me."

"Ready to try and smoke you."

"Everyone has their weaknesses, okay! Superman has Kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. You know? Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown...or vice versa."

"[From Outtakes] (voice distorted from laughing gas) I sound like Barry White's illegtimate white grandson."

"I'm not a very good driver!"

"I remember savin' this one, I remember savin' this one. Oh, hey, Jesse!"

"You calm down now, lady!"

"(after changing from police uniform to everyday clothes) You didn't see my nads, did ya?"

"(to Belle while on stakeout) So, you got guy problems, huh? Overheard you and your man on the phone. Want a little bit of wisdom from the man side? I'll give it to you. Men, are like cats, you know? Sure, we'll play with the ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn. (laughs) But, don't hide it where you can't find it, you know? "Hey what's the ball of yarn doin' in the fridge?" Whatever, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"(singing) This will be an everlasting love!"

"Belle's Boss: (to Belle) Anyway, we're all real proud of you for getting your taxi license. Knowing that you're behind the wheel of a taxi in our fair city...makes us want to move to Albany."

"Female Police Officer: Washburn? What a loser!"

"Jeff Gordon: Congratulations Belle."

"Take a ride on the wild side."