First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Hello there, you're in Superjail. I'm The Warden and you're a criminal!"
"Lord Stingray (voiced by )"
"The Twins (voiced by Richard Mather)"
"The Doctor (voiced by )"
"Alice and Jackknife (voiced by )"
"Jared (voiced by )"
"The Warden (voiced by )"
"If you don't cheer up, I'm gonna have to start calling you Mr. Grumpy Pants"
"I think they're women, sir."
"I can help, father! Look, I've built a jail of my own. And I made a little flying man to watch over it. Zooim, zooim, zoom!""
"Miniature mayhem! Now that's my favorite sandwich!"
"Jared, are these what you call immigrants?"
"[wearing a dead rabbit on his head] I want one of these for each and every inmate."
"Mark Indelicato – Justin Suarez"
"America Ferrera – Betty Suarez"
"Eric Mabius – Daniel Meade"
"Alan Dale – Bradford Meade"
"Tony Plana – Ignacio Suarez"
"Ana Ortiz – Hilda Suarez"
"Ashley Jensen – Christina McKinney"
"Becki Newton – Amanda Tanen"
"Vanessa Williams – Wilhelmina Slater"
"Michael Urie – Marc St. James"
"Kevin Sussman – Walter"
"Rebecca Romijn – Alexis Meade"
"Christopher Gorham – Henry Grubstick"
"Judith Light – Claire Meade"
"Daniel Eric Gold – Matt Hartley"
"Sarah Jessica Parker – Carrie Bradshaw"
"Kristin Davis – Charlotte York"
"Cynthia Nixon – Miranda Hobbes"
"Chris Noth – Mr. Big"
"Willie Garson – Stanford Blatch"
"David Eigenberg – Steve Brady"
"John Corbett – Aidan Shaw"
"Kyle MacLachlan – Trey McDougal"
"Mario Cantone – Anthony Marantino"
"James Remar – Richard Wright"
"Evan Handler – Harry Goldenblatt"
"Jason Lewis – Jerry "Smith" Jerrod"
"Kim Cattrall – Samantha Jones"
"Lee Pace - Aaron Tyler"
"Diana Scarwid - Karen Tyler"
"William Sadler - Darrin Tyler"
"We're bobbing along in our barrel. Some of us tip right over the edge. But there's one thing really mystifying It's got me laughing, now it's got me crying All my life I'll be death defying Till I know..."
"Tyron Leitso - Eric Gotts"
"Katie Finneran - Sharon Tyler"
"Caroline Dhavernas - Jaye Tyler"
"I've got to find out from where the wonder falls."
"Don't you ever think about this life And how strange it all can seem? Only way to find the answers out Is to wake up from its golden dream."