"This is my twin brother TJ. He likes to dress up in a sheriff's uniform and answer calls on an illegal radio. Your call for help must've led him right to the treasure. [to TJ] TJ, this masquerade is now over."

"- Ghostly Laugh"

"- Billy Bob Scroggins, Beauregard's Ghost, Ape, Ghost in Attic, and Headless Horseman"

"- Freako and Demonstrator Ghost"

"Who can care what the season is, care what the reason is? It's a Christmas-y, it's a Christmas day!"

"Of all the sounds I'll ever hear, of all the sounds I've heard, the sound I fear that hurts my ear, the sound of an un-kind word."

"Hal Smith as Uncle Augustus"

"Donavan Freberg as Tom Little"

"B. J. Ward as Ashley (uncredited)"

"Robert David Hall as Dinky Little"

"Pat Fraley as Slick (uncredited)"

"Alvy Moore as Grandpa Little"

"Mona Marshall as Mrs. Evans"

"Gregg Berger as Frank Little"

"Jimmy E. Keegan as Henry Bigg"

"[preparing to lower himself into Augustus' chimney from Dinky's glider, via a rope] When the crows leave, land on the roof, and we'll meet you there. Keep the glider steady, and put me in that chimney! [after smacking into the outside chimney wall] I said put me in the chimney, not in the hospital!"

"Bettina Bush as Lucy Little"

"Patricia Parris as Helen Little"

"What a way for a duck to travel, underground."

"I'd like to see him eeh-ooh-aah-ooh and, but his way outs this one! [laughs] Maybe, I should have sold him a couple of books for the kid. Oh well."

"[sung] I dream of Genie, she is a light brown hare."

"I was once a human being, but that rotten kid in there was my undoing. He does not need a storyteller; he needs an exorcist!"

"Here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!"

"You want me to tell stories to that? I did rather throw peanuts at it."

"Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?"

"- The Narrator (The Unmentionables only)"

"- The Singing Narrator, Big Bad Wolf, Three Little Pigs"

"Frank Nelson - Satan"

"- Bugs Bunny, , Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, , , , , , King Arthur, Gerry the Idgit Dragon, Treasury Director, Judge, Cops, Clarence"

"High Diving Hare"

"- Granny (first act only)"

"Frank Welker - Reporter Dog, Lawyer"

"I thought I taw a itty, bitty putty tat!"

"Devil's Feud Cake"

"Ah, this is Hollywood, city of winners. Winners of Oscars, Emmys and Grammys."

"Roman Legion-Hare"

"The Unmentionables"

"And now, I say without a joke. That’s all, folks!"

"Hare Trimmed"

"Sahara Hare"

"Wild and Woolly Hare"

"Three Little Bops"

"Birds Anonymous"

"Show Biz Bugs"

"There are some wishes in the well, in truth, they number three. Use these three wishes wisely, friends, for they are the last there will be."