"All your ridiculous, pitiful antics won't change a thing. You and I, we're the same, we're puppets in the same sick play. We serve the same master, he's a lunatic, he's ungrateful and there's nothing we can do about it. You and I are the same."

"Keep the faith, Strannix."

"Don't worry about a thing, baby. You could play this gig with your eyes shut."

"(singing) And there she is. Miss July 1989. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no. That's not Miss July."

"Let this be a learning experience. If you resist, we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion. Now!"

"[After taking control of the Missouri] Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good."

"Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been WORTH it."

"Daffy... Porky Pig... Little red fucker with a mustache... (Yosemite Sam)"

"All of my life. Saturday morning cartoons. The best. For example, remember those two little shrimps coming in, riding seahorses, little chaps, little pistols? Bang! Bang! Bang! Shooting over their shoulders. Rescue that lobster from the Swedish cook. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life! Splendid work, by the way."

"(pressing the buttons to launch a Tomahawk missile) This little piggy goes to the market. This little piggy stay at home. This little piggy... Oh, mama. Oh, mama. We... We... We... WEEEEEEEE!! All the way home! (air guitars the Star-Spangled Banner as the missile launches, then settles into the captain's chair with a long sigh) Happy trails."

"[spitting at Ryback's soup] Add a little flavor."

"Then you don't know about Ryback? He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the captain's birthday. I don't want him ruining it. No one speaks to him or lets him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right here. I'm counting on you."

"(dressed as a woman) I'm your date tonight, Captain."

"[after Ryback punches him in the face] Now I know why you're a cook. Because you hit like a faggot."

"Steven Seagal – Casey Ryback"

"Tommy Lee Jones – William Stranix"

"Gary Busey – Commander Krill"

"Erika Eleniak – Jordan "Miss July 89" Tate"

"Colm Meaney – Doumer"

"Patrick O'Neal – Capt. Adams"

"Andy Romano – Adm. Bates"

"Nick Mancuso – Tom Breaker"