The Dukes of Hazzard (film)

"Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many."

"When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."

"The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"

"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock."

"An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."

"(To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!""

"I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."

"Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."

"(To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.""

"Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke"

"Seann William Scott as Bo Duke"

"Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke"

"Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg"

"Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse Duke"

"David Koechner as Cooter Davenport"

"M.C. Gainey as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane"

"Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate"

"Lynda Carter as Pauline"

"James Roday as Billy Prickett"

"Kevin Heffernan as Derek "Sheev" Sheevington"

"Nikki Griffin as Katie-Lynn Johnson"

"Jacqui Maxwell as Annette"

"Alice Greczyn as Laurie Pullman"

"Junior Brown as The Balladeer (narrator)"

"Joe Don Baker as Governor Jim Applewhite"

"Barry Corbin as Bill Pullman"