"[first lines, playing over a montage of reunions at Heathrow Airport] Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there – fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge – they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that [the following words appear on screen] love actually is all around. [the screen turns black, showing the words "love actually"]"

"We may be a small country, but we are a great one. A country of Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, David Beckham's right foot, David Beckham's left foot come to that..."

"Oh. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs..... Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"

"Thank you, Ant or Dec."

"[after fluffing up recording his song "Christmas is All Around" for the second time] Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting, arse, head and hole!"

"Judy: [to Jack] All I want for Christmas is you."

"Coming soon actually."

"The ultimate romantic comedy."

"Very romantic. Very comedy."

"All You Need Is Love"

"It's All About Love... Actually."

"Hugh Grant – The Prime Minister"

"Martine McCutcheon – Natalie"

"Bill Nighy – Billy Mack"

"Gregor Fisher – Joe"

"Colin Firth – Jamie Bennett"

"Lúcia Moniz – Aurelia"

"Liam Neeson – Daniel"

"Thomas Sangster – Sam"

"Emma Thompson – Karen"

"Alan Rickman – Harry"

"Heike Makatsch – Mia"

"Chiwetel Ejiofor – Peter"

"Andrew Lincoln – Mark"

"Keira Knightley – Juliet"

"Nina Sosanya – Annie"

"Laura Linney – Sarah"

"Rodrigo Santoro – Karl"

"Kris Marshall – Colin Frissell"

"Martin Freeman – John"

"Joanna Page – Just Judy"

"Sienna Guillory – Jamie's Girlfriend"

"Billy Bob Thornton – The US President"

"Ivana Milicevic – Stacey, American Dreamgirl"

"January Jones – Jeannie, American Angel"

"Elisha Cuthbert – Carol-Anne, American Goddess"

"Shannon Elizabeth – Harriet, the sexy one"

"Denise Richards – Carla, the real friendly one"

"Rowan Atkinson – Rufus, jewellery salesman"

"Julia Davis – Nancy the caterer"