178 quotes found
"Cops 'round here really like to make an impression."
"Aw. Come on, pal. There's always a way."
"Hello, assorted meatheads... and lady. Anyone feel like getting some exercise?"
"(pirate accent) Argh, I forgot me #2 pencil for the scantron test!"
"For the first time, Carmelita didn't show up and card us all to jail. Ah well, I'll send her a postcard."
"'Guys like me'? Are you saying I've got some competition for your affections?"
"How about you stop sending these guards up to kill me?"
"Listen up, Dirtbags! Time to clear out! From now on, this bar is Cooper Gang Turf!"
"The lasers! I get it, I can slide on the laser beams! Dad, you old rascal!"
"Let go of me, you geriatric fiend!"
"(to Sly) I can't believe that worked. You've got the worst Italian accent I've ever heard... No offense."
"(while sabotaging the work of Don Octavio) Look away if you must, you're about to witness the dark side of electrical engineering. Kill a bunch of poor innocent fish, will he?"
"Uh, we need to put the smack down on these bad dudes... for justice."
"When you two are done making out, I'll see you back at the Safehouse. Sheesh!"
"(to Muggshot) Your mother is a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator!"
"Oh boy, here comes the big guns. And by "guns" I mean a flying, giant, whale-dragonfly thing covered in robotic junk!"
"I wish I wasn't in this chair. I wish I could climb flagpoles and run along tightropes. But I can't."
"(to Don Octavio) That does it! I'LL FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR SPINE!! "The Murray" returns!"
"The Murray knows no song, but the triumphant horn section of his own triumph!"
"Keep it peaceful, and I'll smash up anything you'd like!"
"What's the point of having fists if you can't bash steel doors with them?!"
"My mind is clear, like the woodlands after a forest fire."
"Greetings, old– (sees Carmelita) Inspector Fox!? Man, you're in it again."
"What was Genghis Khan's favorite meal? The brains of his enemies. That wasn't really funny, just gross and weird, you've gotta admit weird right?"
"Find the match deep inside yourself... light it, and let the fire burn up your gut and boil your blood!"
"The Murray has been and always will be... FINESSE!"
"That's right, plug-head! I'm like a semi truck with its brakes cut!"
"Keep your head down, stay clear. I'm going to crack alot of skulls and I don't want your's to be one of them!"
"Yes! The Murray lives! I will never forget you, brave little RC car! We will be friends forever! You can ride in my van!"
"Yeah! You're all knocked down and "The Murray" stands tall! Like a freaking totem pole of strongism!"
"YES! The Cooper Gang, rules the roost! We're the kings of the hill! The totally maxed-out, heavy weight, champions!"
"I have no fight with you Bentley. You and I are the same."
"You're as weak as your father!"
"(meeting Sly Cooper for the first time) Cooper...! No, you must be Sly Cooper, the new keeper of the cane! How I've longed for this."
"Ha ha! You and your foolish friends keep trying to beat me with your guns! They're like toys to my creatures. If this Whale-Fly had vocal chords he'd laugh at your silly little faces! (Laughs)"
"Ah, Murray. You're much stronger than McSweeney ever was."
"I've got the deed to this island. This fortress is mine, everything here... is mine! Which now includes the key to the vault. Hand over the cane."
"Please! Keep your touchy-feely rhetoric to yourself! I can't stomach it! You Coopers are a bunch of dirty, attention-grubbing thieves! All of you, thieves!"
"Then why is it called the Cooper Gang, you self-centered egomaniac?!"
"No one hurts my criminal!"
"That's right! Hide in the sewers like the rat you are!"
"First things first. Put Cooper down and we'll talk terms."
"Blast it, Sly. Why run? Why not face me like a real man?!"
"Don't move or I'll zap you."
"Interpol, I've captured Sly Cooper. Repeat, captured Sly Cooper. Requesting instruction unit, over."
"Cooper! (groans) These guys have to brag, even when they're running away."
"Sly Cooper and his secret plans. Who's this "veiled bride" he's so interestd in anyways? Well, he's not the only one who can play the disguise game. I'll give and his gang a shotgun wedding they'll never forget!"
"Listen to the song OF YOUR DEATH!"
"Quit talking stupid kid, AND DIE!"
"I'm gonna knock out every single one of your teeth, and make you EAT them.... Trust me, I don't make idle threats."
"(to Bentley) Hey man, you can try, but you'll never capture my essential style. It's like smoke, ungrababble and all over the place! But no matter, no thing, come at me with some turtle talk. You've got your own flavor."
"(to Carmelita) Hey! You're that cop hag that busted me back in Mesa City!"
"(to Bentley) You can do other things! I'm sure Sly can't rewire a satellite or write ASCII code."
"(upon confronting Sly Cooper) Ah, the famous Sly Cooper. It seems you and your little gang were able to follow the trail I left for you. Of course, you'll be helpless without them as you soon discover."
"Who needs friends when you can have servants? Who needs affection when you can have obedience?"
"Jing King is mine! Once our bloodlines cross it shall be glorious."
"Stone Dragon of the temple, I summon you... from rock to flesh, aid the family Tsao in this hour of need!"
"I hate you, Sly Cooper. You've ruined me, ruined the Panda King."
"YOU ARE... correct. Forgive me, my mind is not always my own."
"I see you carry the cane of the notorious Cooper thief clan. Have you come here for revenge? To steal back the Thievious Racconus?"
"What do you care if I bury a few worthless villages in the snow? You're a thief, just like me."
"My fireworks are not flares. They burst with ferocious beauty and then disappear like the lightning."
"It shames me fierce to tell ye, shipmate, but I lost me galleon in a game of cards. And worse yet, the map was stolen by that terror, Captain LeFwee"
"Avast, lubbers! Didn't think ye could steal from the smartest man on the Seven Seas and not taste the repercussions!"
"(last words before his death) Smartest man of the 7 seas!"
"Oh now, I take a great deal of pride working a bunch of splinters into the feet of all about to walk my plank! Har har! 'Tis the extra touches that makes all the difference."
"I'd never have a problem with the ladies, especially when I've a broadside aimed at their sailboat..."
"If you're even half the thief your father was, you'll find it in no time. Good luck, kiddo."
"Your pop would'a been proud to see how you've turned out."
"Kevin Miller as Sly Cooper"
"Matt Olsen as Bentley"
"Chris Murphy as Murray"
"Ruth Livier as Carmelita Fox"
"David Scully as Dimitri Lousteau, Octavio and LeFwee"
"Rick May as Dr. M"
"Kevin Blackton as Panda King and Muggshot"
"Annette Toughtenti as Penelope"
"Terry Rose as Guru"
"Constable Neyla, another policewoman hot on my tail."
"Inspector Fox, as beautiful and unpredictable as ever."
"How ironic that Carmelita, a police officer, would be the one to lift the curse from the Cooper family."
"The menace of Clockwerk would never again rise to threaten me, or my children."
"That was so beautiful. It was like a nature documentary... but with more violence."
"Breaker Alpha Foxtrot, this is the Wizard. Do you read me, Sitting Duck?"
"Ah well, you know the old saying — If you can't count on a friend to bust you out of jail, what kind of a friend are they?"
"(mammoth thaws from the ice and runs) I've never seen such a majestic creature! So full of life, so ready to live... (splash) So much for that. He's back in the deep freeze."
"Fear The Murray!"
"I’ll floss my teeth with your spine!"
"Another barrier stands before you. Fear not, I shall bend it like the truth!"
"Freeze, Cooper!"
"Coward! You're a disgrace to Interpol! I'll make it my life's work to destroy you."
"This pistol packs a paralysing punch. You ought to try it. Might snap you out of your crime spree."
"I'll be seeing you soon, ringtail."
"Stupid Arpeggio! I double crossed the Cooper Gang, Interpol, and Carmelita. What made you think I wouldn't do the same to you?"
"What's the problem, Poodle? Afraid you can't take me on? Have to call up your little friends for help?"
"Look, bro. I see that you are a tough cowboy... a man with taste... style... vision... a connoisseur of finer things. Like me. Look, I'm sure that 2 cats in a bag like us can work something out, yeah? We smoove, yeah? Look... see the money. You like the money. You can take all you want."
"My suit is GREASY SWEET!"
"So raccoonus-doodus, you're, like, totality bumming my house up and bringing me down. So very uncool. Why can't you let birds and bees be free, bro!?"
"This is the famous Cooper Gang? This is what I was so afraid of?"
"Who’s “The Murray”? All I see is a fat, pathetic weakling!"
"Black clouds and thunderbolts! My spice temple... ruined! I will no longer hide while you villains destroy my hard won empire! This place is mine!"
"Come, face me Cooper! With Clockwerk's black heart, I will show you true power!"
"You are an ignorant, young child playing dress-up in his father’s legacy. Oh, I know all about you and the Cooper Clan."
"Now, just lay back and relax. Go to your happy place... and stay there... forever."
"I'm gonna catch that raccoon and make me a hat, and wear it, for a month of Sundays!"
"To live is to fight, to fight is to live!"
"Would you look at that? A whittlin' man is a poor man, sure as the sun rises in the east."
"Immortality. Immortality is what I seek. The other Klaww Gang members were much too short-sighted. They were happy using the Clockwerk parts to drive their various trivial schemes, but not me."
"Oh, my poor naive boy. My meticulous mind has found a way. As your hippopotamus friend will attest, spice consumption makes you both angry and susceptible to hypnosis. The Contessa, hypnotist extraordinaire, devised a way to command people through the use of flashing lights. I've created this blimp to be a massive transmitter of those precise light frequencies. The only problem I faced was finding a suitable source of light waves."
"Behold! Clock-La is born!"
"Alesia Glidewell as Carmelita Fox and Neyla"
"David Scully as Dimitri Lousteau and Rajan"
"Ross Douglas as Jean Bison"
"Gloria Manon as the Contessa"
"Sam A. Mowry as Arpeggio"
"Steve Blum as TOM"
"[narrating] We were on our way to the Kra-Karov volcano in Russia. While looking over what little information I had on the final member of the Fiendish Five, I began to notice something. In the 4 parts of the Thievius Raccoonus recovered so far, several of the pictures depict a shadowy owl-like figure, which looks very similar to the police images of the mysterious Clockwerk. Is this a strange coincidence, or is there something I'm missing?"
"I say, chaps. My heartiest congratulations to you all! The storm machine has sunk its 50th ship last night, and the loot has already been unloaded! Our operation is moving along splendidly! With the possible exception being... THE GROUNDS NEGLIGENCE DISPLAYED BELOW DECKS!!! I demand the boilers stay at full pressure at all times! If you lazy, low-brow, technically incompetent pack of guttersnipes did your jobs right, we could have sunk 100 ships by now… but of course, 50 boats is a fine, fine achievement. Carry on, my boys, carry on."
"Ahoy, dock hands! Capital job unloading that cargo last night. You're the crown jewel of my operation. Do me the service of proving your worth yet again by protecting the treasure key that I have stored down there. It appears there is a prowler on the premises, and if any of you let him get his hands on that key, I'll personally flog the lot of you for an entire fortnight!"
"Yo, yo, yo! It's the boss! You know, I've been forced to admit that maybe driving everyone out of town, while necessary to set up shop, might have taken a hit out of the business. So, now I hope you lugs would be obliged to any visitors that come here to lose their money at my casino, but, I got a reliable tip that a cop might be snooping around the operation. So from now on, greet any visitors you see with a hail of lead! Capiche?"
"I got a personal message for the 2-bit thief who's making off with all my treasure keys: you're dead, pally. If I get my hands on you, I'm going to fit you with your own pair of cement bunny slippers. You hear me? You're lunchmeat, jerk!"
"Wake up, you lazy bags of swamp gas! The voodoo vibe is thick tonight! Let's take advantage of this powerful mojo and step up production! Keep piling those shiny bones into the soup! We'll have an army of ghosts by morning, and take over Mexico by the end of the week! Hear that, Voodoo children!? Our family is about to grow, GROW, GROW!"
"Hey there, Sly Cooper! That's right, I know you're here. I've seen it in the stars. It's all over my tea leaves. I'm in your mind, raccoon. I know your game. You better run for it, or me and my voodoo children are going to sign you up for an eternity in zombie servitude!"
"Attention, valued employee. Suddenly, Hinkau village elect not to pay for avalanche protection service, and so I am forced to bury alive under many ton of snow. Please be on guard for any surviving villager that come looking for revenge. Thank you, that is all."
"Attention, valued employee. It has come to my attention that a thief is loose somewhere inside the firework production facility. Please do your part to pitch in by killing this intruder on sight. Thank you, that is all."
"Ha ha ha ha ha! You sentimental fool. Empathy has always been the downfall of the Cooper Clan."
"Cooper, you will never be rid of me! Clockwerk is SUPERIOR!"
"Roxanna Ortega as Carmelita Fox"
"Kevin Blackton as Sir Raleigh, Muggshot, Panda King and Clockwerk"
"Presciliana Esparolini as Mz. Ruby"
"The name's Sly. Sly Cooper."
"Find a poster, make it look goofy, and move on. Just like junior high. [begins to deface Toothpick's posters]"
"Not for sale. It's Puny Greenhorn."
"Wow, I bet the original artist damaged his vision staring at this guy. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"If I was as homely as this guy, I would not hang my picture everywhere."
"I wish I could tear 'em down. Here's... Weakling of the West."
"I don't think vain begins to describe this guy. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"It's an improvement. I'll name this one... The Homely Buckaroo."
"What kind of sheriff puts up posters of himself? [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"I love a challenge. I call it... 10 Star Loser."
"This guy's a real egomaniac. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"[to Sly as he was about to steal a dagger from the museum] You didn't really think you were going to get away with it, did you, ringtail?"
"As much as I like the idea of Sly in a cell, nobody kidnaps Inspector Carmelita Fox and gets away with it! [motioning to Toothpick, who kidnapped her earlier]"
"How about less sweet talk and more action?"
"[after Sly activates the train whistles to blow into Toothpick's ears] YEEOOWWCH!! That hurts my ears! WHO TURNED ON THEM BLASTED WHISTLES?!? [grows large in size]"
"Grey DeLisle as Carmelita Fox, Blimp Computer Voice"
"Annette Toutonghi as Penelope, Black Knight"
"David Scully as Dimitri Lousteau"
"Steve Blum as Rioichi Cooper, Lizard Guard, Lion, Store Keeper"
"Brian George as Salim al-Kupar, Panther, Tiger"
"Yuri Lowenthal as Sir Galleth Cooper"
"Patrick Seitz as Bob Cooper, "Wildman" Weezner, Mech Wolf, Steer Guard, Mammoth Guard"
"Sam Riegel as "Tennessee Kid" Cooper"
"Nolan North as Cyrille Le Paradox, El Jefe, Announcer"
"Fred Tatasciore as Grizz, Owl Guard, Sabertooth Guard, Penguin"
"David Lodge as Toothpick, Boar Guard"
"Eliza Jane Schneider as Miss Decibel"
"Michael Gough as Crane Guard"
"Cam Clarke as Monkey Guard"
"Robin Atkin Downes as Coyote Guard"
"Jess Harnell as Baboon Guard, Carny"
"John Mariano as Jackalope"
"Lani Minella as Rat trooper, Porcupine Guard, Dodo Guard"
"Iona Morris as Cat guard, Hack Computer Voice"
"Watch out!"
"Here comes the stink!"
"Stephen Stanton as RJ"
"Drew Massey as Verne"
"Fred Tatasciore as Vincent"