4 quotes found
"Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!"
"I'd like to introduce you to my lovely co-host, whose name I can't remember since I had sex with her and no longer care."
"It takes 9 months to make one episode of The Simpsons? We're doing a whole series in that time... but it's still good"
"This show is the last in the series, unless they're showing them in the wrong order, in which case see you next week."