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"Three months in the nuthouse. It was the longest I'd ever been confined. So a few people have been killed. Wasn't MY fault."
"Shut up and BLEED, you motherfu--"
"Well, maybe it WAS my fault. But I had my own problems to worry about. The old man's curse was beginning to PISS me off."
"But then one day, he showed up. Calypso, he called himself. It was a stupid name. I wanted to kill him there and then, but he made me an offer."
"He said he ran some kind of crazy contest. If I won his game, he promised to show me how to bring an end to the curse. No more...headaches."
"As much as I had those old urges of mine, I kept them to myself for the moment. I figured I'd play along with his little game. After all, I could always kill him later."
"I was out like the dying heartbeat of a little girl. It was the first time in...forever I hadn't felt the burning...and the dreams...! Boys and girls...those were some wonderful dreams."
"All my greatest achievements flashed before my eyes. The scale of what I'd done, the sheer volume of people I killed...It was breathtaking. But like all good things, it had to end sometime."
"When they captured me, the only thing I could think was: What a waste. All those people I hadn't killed yet."
"Come the night of my execution, there must have been over a thousand people gathered outside to watch me fry. I was upset about that. There should have been more."
"I remember there was this preacher in the observation room. I figured he was just some bible-thumper wanting to save my soul, but as it turned out, the old man had something else in mind."
"As I fried, he started screaming out like the freak he was. He asked God to curse me, to burn forever with the flames of Hell."
"It took me less than a minute to kill three police officers...and get my mask back on."
"I never did used to believe in curses, but it's been three months since that night, and the pain gets worse every day. So let me tell you something, boys and girls; I sure as hell believe in curses now."
"The contest was over, so I went and saw Calypso. I asked him to make good on his promise. To bring an end to all the pain. To take away my curse."
"He offered me a vial. He said inside it held the blood of the man who cursed me on the night of my execution. He told me if I drank it, my curse would be over. But he also said if I ever returned to my killing ways, the antidote will wear off and the curse would come back to haunt me."
"I had to decide. It took me all of ten seconds. Let's face it, boys and girls; A man has to have his priorities."
"I killed Calypso about as well as I ever killed anyone."
"Now that I'm free, I'm going to be the greatest of all time!"
"Your wife, she didn't die easy. You should know, she begged for you as I killed her."
"I never did like this place!"
"You know, Calypso, I've been looking at this face for a long time. I think it's time for a change."
"Not quite. We've been doing this a long time, haven't we? You hold the Twisted Metal, I kill and destroy for you. I make a wish, and you continue to sit on your throne surrounded by your guards and women. I think you've had enough fun for a while."
"Right! Of course not! Not at all!"
"Okay, pal o' mine! I wish that you become me, and I become YOU!"
"I don't think you have a choice, sunshine."
"(In Calypso's body) Ooh! Good idea! Do that!"
"Looks like we got TWO bodies to clean up now. Guards! (Chuckles) And... where did my women go?"
"How did I get back here? This looks like..."
"...In my own reflection."
"(Laughs) Oh, come on! Don't be naïve!"
"I'm...a little bit more than that. I'm YOU, you moron!"
"Hey! Have I ever lied to me?"
"I have. Uh, we have--Whatever!"
"Too many questions. I think the best thing to do is climb inside and look around."
"I don't blame myself. They were my first murders."
"Marcus doesn't live here anymore..."
"Take me to her NOW!"
"You can't hide from me, little girl... you can't hide from daddy."
"Your wish is granted."
"Look around, Sweet Tooth. You've been given your prize."
"I'm sure your dad would be proud."
"Why, Miss Sparks, you were right. You do shine!"
"I am Calypso. Each year, I gather the twelve worthiest drivers to face off in the Twisted Metal competition. They must face each other -- and some of my friends -- to claim the ultimate prize. I grant a single wish; whatever the winner asks for. To the losers? DEATH! Welcome to Twisted Metal!"
"I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."
"Damien. Your wish is to have a barbeque with all your friends?"
"Too bad YOU'RE on the menu, too!"
"Granny Dread. Your wish is to stay home and watch your daytime TV?"
"Too bad you can't change the channel."
"So, Outlaw. Your wish is for a clean, safe world for everyone to live in.""
"Too bad. The streets are safe... and you're out of a job."
"Roadkill. You wish for solitude, among the pines, away from the crazy world I've turned this planet into?"
"So now you're alone, among the pines... Whispering Pines!"
"So, Spectre. You want to be famous, and on TV all the time?"
"Now you're a big star.... on TV all the time!"
"So, Auger. Your wish is for people to see your inner child?"
"Now we can see your SENSITIVE side!"
"Thumper. So, your wish is to forever hang with your homies?"
"Hang in there, kid! There's always next year's Twisted Metal competition!"
"So, Warthog. Last time, you wished for the body of a 20-year-old. This time, you want the head to match?"
"That's a nice head you have there, Warthog."
"Axel. Last time, you wanted to escape the torment of your machine. Now, your wish is to become one complete machine?"
"Don't worry, Axel. Time flies when you're having fun."
"So, Club Kid. You want to party all night long? Very well."
"Too bad the rave's in Alaska, where the nights are eight months long!"
"So, Sweet Tooth. Your wish is to eat all the candy and ice cream you want?"
"You should have brushed between snacks!"
"Minion. You want to spend the rest of eternity in Hell?"
"Welcome... to Hell, Michigan! Population: 352. Wait... 353."
"So, Flower Power. Your wish is for the world to be...covered in flowers?"
"I picked my favorites. Aren't they beautiful?"
"Mr. Grimm. You've snatched every soul on the planet but mine. Now you want MY soul? Your WISH is granted!"
"Our wish is to let this world hear the wails and warcries of a dead man's soul."
"Spare me the rhetoric... You know what I want."
"You forget the rules of the competition; Anything I desire is the prize. I won, and I desire the ring! Hand it over."
"It's mine! It's all mine! You cannot handle it, Sweet Tooth! Ahhh, beautiful ring..."
"The driver of Roadkill, a man named Marcus Kane, stepped out of his car and stood face-to-face with me, the creator of Twisted Metal."
"Oh, Marcus, I always knew you would be the one to figure it out. I will grant your wish, but please! Feel free to come back and visit us any time! The rest of your friends will be here for quite a while (laughs)."
"Greetings, Simon Whittlebone! I raise my glass to the one competitor who's made it all the way!"
"Mortimer, any prize you request will be yours."
"A gift? For me? Let me see it."
"Your wish is granted, driver!"
"Minion! Eh, it's so good to see you again! Surely, we can work out a deal!"
"Sweet Tooth, winner of the 'Twisted Metal' contest, was granted an audience with the founder of the competition."
"I have agreed to grant a winner any prize they request that will be no limits on price, size, or in this case, even reality."
"The night sky exploded with light! And when the light faded, Sweet Tooth had gotten his wish. For the rest of his days, he enjoyed his new life alone in the garden, away from all those who were telling him he was crazy."
"Oh but Sweet Tooth was happy, and... whenever he got lonely for human companionship, or human FLESH, all he had to do was look up, and dream of the day when he would crawl out of the garden and back into the world of man."
"Krista! I thought you had died! In the car crash that almost killed me! You're alive! (reads label on one of the gears in Krista's head) Property of the L.A.P.D.?"
"I would be GLAD to grant your wish, my dear! I will let you go and see your brother."