102 quotes found
"Jennifer Saunders as Edina "Eddy" Monsoon"
"Joanna Lumley as Patsy Stone"
"Julia Sawalha as Saffron "Saffy" Monsoon"
"Jane Horrocks as Bubble"
"June Whitfield as Gran/Mother (Mrs. June Monsoon)."
"Lulu (singer) as herself"
"Christopher Malcolm as Justin"
"Naoko Mori as Sarah"
"Kathy Burke as Magda"
"Christopher Ryan as Marshall"
"Adrian Edmondson as Hamish"
"Helen Lederer as Catriona"
"Harriet Thorpe as Fleur"
"Miranda Richardson as Bettina"
"Patrick Barlow as Max"
"Mo Gaffney as Bo"
"Kate O'Mara as Jackie"
"Dawn French as Kathy"
"Paul Eddington – The Right Honourable James Hacker MP"
"Nigel Hawthorne – Sir Humphrey Appleby"
"Derek Fowlds – Bernard Woolley"
"Yes, Prime Minister (2013)"
"Television shows"
"The Yes (Prime) Minister Files"
"BBC Guide to Yes Minister"
"Sarah Alexander - Susan Walker"
"Gina Bellman - as Jane Christie"
"Kate Isitt - Sally Harper"
"Jack Davenport - Steve Taylor"
"Ben Miles - Patrick Maitland"
"Richard Coyle - Jeff Murdock (series 1 - 3)"
"Richard Mylan - Oliver Morris (series 4)"
"Ardal O'Hanlon - Thermoman/George (Series 1-5)"
"James Dreyfus - Thermoman/George (Series 6)"
"Emily Joyce - Janet"
"Hugh Dennis - Dr. Piers Crispin"
"Geraldine McNulty - Mrs. Raven"
"Lou Hirsch - Arnie"
"Phillip Whitchurch - Tyler"
"Lill Roughley - Ella Dawkins"
"Tim Wylton - Stanley Dawkins"
"[Repeated line] You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment."
"David Jason - Derek "Del Boy" Trotter"
"Nicholas Lyndhurst - Rodney Trotter"
"Lennard Pearce - Grandad"
"Buster Merryfield - Uncle Albert"
"Tessa Peake-Jones - Raquel"
"Gwyneth Strong - Cassandra"
"Ben Smith - Damien"
"Roger Lloyd Pack - Trigger"
"John Challis - Boycie"
"Sue Holderness - Marlene"
"Paul Barber - Denzil"
"Patrick Murray - Mickey Pearce"
"Kenneth MacDonald - Mike"
"Roy Heather - Sid"
"Sir Harry Pearce KBE - Peter Firth"
"Adam Carter - Rupert Penry-Jones"
"Jo Portman - Miranda Raison"
"Ros Myers - Hermione Norris"
"Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean"
"Matilda Ziegler - Irma Gobb"
""Get yer trousers on, you're nicked." This line became synonymous with the show, although it was only ever used in the pilot episode, "Regan". Despite the line's Sweeney associations it was actually first used in Euston films series "Special Branch", in the episode 'Date of Birth'."
""SHUT IT!" This line is most associated with The Sweeney, although Regan only ever uses it in a couple of episodes and the first feature film."
""We're The Sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner. You've kept us waiting, so unless you want a kicking you tell us where those photographs are." (Ringer)"
""Cor, that Sheila has got some lunch on her!" (Queen's Pawn - Carter is admiring Sheila's cleavage as she dances)"
""The world does not revolve around your body. This bloke Galileo proved it, it goes around the sun." (Night Out)"
""I hate this bastard place, it's a bloody holiday camp for thieves and weirdoes, all the rubbish. You nail a villain and some ponced up pin stripe Hampstead barrister screws it all up like an old fag packet and pops off for a game of squash and a glass of Madeira. He's taking home 30 grand a year and we can just about afford 10 days in Eastbourne and a second hand car. Nah, it's all bloody wrong, my son." (Abduction)"
""The hairs on my wooden leg tell me that something is up." (Abduction)"
""You couldn't find an Irishman in a Harp Club." (Abduction)"
""He's a weirdo and he's hard enough to rollerskate on." (Stay Lucky,Eh?)"
""If you weren't who you are, I'd kick your arse up to your shoulderblades." (May)"
""Now the question is: do I write my statement and then get drunk, or get drunk then write it?" (Taste of Fear)"
""Nah, course I wasn't scared. Mind you, some bugger peed in my pants." (Taste of Fear)"
""You shall go to the ball" (Carter gives Regan a pair of muddy shoes dredged up from a river as evidence: a mocking reference to Cinderella)"
""I am utterly and abjectly pissed-off with this little lot. I've given the best years of my life to the job. I've got eighteen bloody commendations, if you include the one I didn't get yesterday. And how does this 'wonderful' police force show its gratitude for all my years of unstinting effort? It bangs me up in a crummy little cell like some cheap little villain - all because a toerag called Hutchinson's got a few bottles twitching on the Fifth Floor. Now, because that poor little bastard had the guts to get off his arse, I'm going to have to be reinstated. And what do you bunch of bleeding double-dyed hypocrites want now? You want me to crawl back to work and be terribly grateful that I didn't get nicked for something I didn't do. Well you can stuff it!" (Jack or Knave - Regan is accused of being corrupt)"
"I'm gonna come down on you so hard your going to have to reach up to tie your shoe laces."
"Regan: "Ere George. You ever fancied a gaff in the country?" Carter:"Wot on a copper's bunce? Leave it out guv!""
""We're The Sweeney! We kill him - nothing! You kill us - thirty years!" - Det. Insp. Jack Regan (pilot, Regan)"
""He's got a bloody rifle!" (Regan, Trojan Bus)"
"“I want the glove compartment filled with Mars bars, Wine Gums and Jelly Babies, and ham sandwiches, the sort that come in cellophane packets and sausage rolls – but no potato crisps, they interfere with transmission.”"
"Put 'em away darlin', we ain't had our breakfast"
"he drove straight into my Sergeants motor"
"I think we were wrong-footed"
"he's got it all down me strides"
"Hugh Dennis"
"Claire Skinner"
"Tyger Drew-Honey"
"Daniel Roche"
"Ramona Marquez"
"Samantha Bond"
"David Ryall"
"Rosalind Ayres"
"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the Crown Prosecutors who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
"Matthew Macfadyen - Detective Inspector Edmund Reid"
"Jerome Flynn - Detective Sergeant Bennet Drake"
"Adam Rothenberg - Captain Homer Jackson"
"MyAnna Buring - Long Susan"
"Charlene McKenna - Rose Erskine"
"David Wilmot - Sergeant Donald Artherton"
"David Dawson - Fred Best"
"Clive Russell - Inspector Fred Abberline"