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"The mortician said that Death has a design. Okay. I'm talking about omens. How do we know that just by sitting here, by sipping this coffee, or breathing the air, or even crossing the intersection, that we haven't started in motion the events that will some day lead to our death—forty years from now, ten years from now, tomorrow? We don't. Unless we open ourselves up to the signs it's willing to show us."
"How do we know this isn't exactly what was meant to happen? That out of everyone on Flight 180, you, me and Carter were meant to live. Maybe that was the design all along."
"[Reading his memorial speech.] We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast. But when we say this, we imagine that the hour is placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun, or that death could arrive this same afternoon—this afternoon, which is so certain, and which has every hour filled in advance."
"In death, there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes. You have to realize that we're all just a mouse that a cat has by the tail. Every single move we make, from the mundane to the monumental, the red light that we stop at or run, the people we have sex with or want with us, the airplanes that we ride or walk out of—it's all part of Death's sadistic design leading to the grave."
"But remember the risk of cheating the plan...disrespecting the plan could incite a fury that could terrorize even the Grim Reaper. And you don't even wanna fuck with that MacDaddy."
"Death is not the end."
"Most people have dreams. For Alex, this is real."
"Death doesn't take "no" for an answer."
"No accidents. No coincidences. No escapes. You can't cheat Death."
"Face your deepest fears...before they face you."
"Can you cheat Death?"
"Death is coming."
"I'll see you soon."
"Next stop, it's you..."
"Are you ready to match wits with the Grim Reaper?"
"You may get a second chance at life. But you can't cheat Death."
"Devon Sawa - Alex Browning"
"Ali Larter - Clear Rivers"
"Kerr Smith - Carter Horton"
"Kristen Cloke - Valerie Lewton"
"Daniel Roebuck - Agent Weine"
"Roger Guenveur Smith - Agent Schreck"
"Chad E. Donella - Tod Waggner"
"Seann William Scott - Billy Hitchcock"
"Tony Todd - William Bludworth"
"Amanda Detmer - Terry Chaney"
"I want to play a game."
"What would you have done five years ago? Would you have followed the manual then? Would you have broken my jaw with a flashlight?"
"Not long to go now until your son is pissing blood."
"[Whilst Eric Matthews has forced a pistol into his mouth] Game—Game over. I'll take you to the house."
"[Directing Eric to the house] It's the last house on the left."
"Hello, Michael. I want to play a game. So far, in what loosely could be called your life, you have made a living watching others. Society would call you an informant, a rat, a snitch. I call you unworthy of the body you possess. Of the life you've been given. Now we will see if you are willing to look inward, rather than outward, to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living. The device around your neck is a death mask. The mask is on a string timer. If you do not locate the key in time, the mask will close. Think of it like a Venus Flytrap. What you're looking at right now is your own body, not more than two hours ago. Don't worry. You're sound asleep, and can't feel a thing. Taking into account that you are at a great disadvantage here, I am going to give you a hint as to where I have hidden the key. So listen carefully. The hint is this: [TV screen shows an x-ray.] It's right before your eyes. How much blood would you shed to stay alive, Michael? Live or die, make your choice."
"Greetings...and welcome. I trust that you are all wondering where you are. I can assure you that while your location is not important, what these walls offer you is important: salvation, if you earn it. Three hours from now, the door to this house will open. Unfortunately, you only have two hours to live. Right now, you are breathing in a deadly nerve agent. You've been breathing it since you arrived here. Those of you familiar with the Tokyo subway attacks will know its devastating effects on the human body. The only way to overcome it and walk out that door is to find an antidote. Several are hidden around this house. One is inside the safe in front of you. You all possess the combination to the safe. Think hard. The numbers are in the back of your mind. The clue to their order can be found over the rainbow. Once you realize what you all have in common, you will gain a better understanding of why you're here. X marks the spot for that clue, so look carefully. Let the game begin."
"Hello, Obi. I want to play a game. For years you have burned those around you with your lies, cons, and deceits. Now you will have a chance to redeem yourself, for the games you've played with others, by playing one of mine. Inside the device in front of you are two antidotes for the poison coursing through your veins. One is my gift to you for helping me kidnap the others. The second is yours to donate. However, one will come with a price. Remember Obi: Once you are in Hell, only the devil can help you out."
"Hello, Xavier. I want to play a game. The game I want to play is very similar to the game you've been playing as a drug dealer. The game of offering hope to the desperate, for a price. I think we can agree that your situation is desperate. So, I offer you hope. The price you pay is that you must crawl into the same pit of squalor you force your customers into. By entering this room, you have started a timer. When the timer expires, the door in front of you will be locked forever. Only in finding the key before the timer runs out can you unlock it and retrieve the antidote inside. I will give you just one hint where to that key is: It will be like finding a needle in a haystack. Let the game begin."
"Help! Anyone? HELP!!!"
"Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?! Who the fuck are you?!"
"Someone, help me!"
"Help me!!!"
"(Last words) No,no,no no,no,no,no,no,no,no!"
"[To Daniel] Your mother gets to keep custody, I get to take you into custody."
"[To Daniel] Well then go!"
"[To Jigsaw] Hey. Is this close enough?"
"[To Jigsaw, about his son] You MOTHERFUCKER!! WHERE IS HE?!"
"I don't want to talk to him."
"The clock is ticking, John."
"It's a little hard to follow the manual when you've got my son, John."
"First, you said you wanted to talk. Then you said you wanted to play a game. You're talking, but it means NOTHING!"
"Putting a gun to someone's head and forcing them to pull the trigger is still murder."
"Shut the FUCK up!"
"[Amanda locks him in the bathroom from the first film] I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! No! NO!!! [Screams fade away]"
"We don't even know what's in those syringes. You willin' to stick yourself in the arm to find out?"
"Whatever we do, we've got three minutes to get it done."
"You and me, we can keep going at each other like we're back in the yard, or we can come together and figure out who's doing this to us."
"You remind me of me. No matter what kind of fucked-up situation you're in, you always got to find yourself a enemy. You know what? I got enemies, man. Outside these fucking walls, bro. And they're looking for me. And if they don't find me, they're going after the ones closest to me. My family. You understand?"
"All I'm saying is let's just take our time and come up with a game plan"
"[To Addison] Look who's talking. The only door you know how to open...is between your legs!"
"It's just me and that's the way I like it."
"We Dare You Again..."
"Oh Yes, There Will Be Blood"
"Jigsaw is back to dish out"
"Your eye or your life?"
"Tobin Bell - Jigsaw / John"
"Shawnee Smith - Amanda Young"
"Donnie Wahlberg - Detective Eric Matthews"
"Erik Knudsen - Daniel Matthews"
"Franky G - Xavier Chavez"
"Glenn Plummer - Jonas Singer"
"Emmanuelle Vaugier - Addison Corday"
"Beverley Mitchell - Laura Hunter"
"Tim Burd - Obi Tate"
"Dina Meyer - Detective Allison Kerry"
"Lyriq Brent - Officer Daniel Rigg"
"Noam Jenkins - Michael Marks"
"Tony Nappo - Gus Colyard"
"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all!"
"Game over!"
"Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in. Up until now you simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now, I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die today, Adam, or do something about it?"
"Dr. Gordon, this is your wake-up call. Every day of your working life you have given people the news that they're going to die soon. Now, you will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Adam. You have until six on the clock to do it. There's a man in the room with you. When there's that much poison in your blood, the only thing left to do -- is shoot yourself. There are ways to win this hidden all around you. Just remember, X marks the spot for the treasure. If you do not kill Adam by six, then Alison and Diana will die, Dr. Gordon... and I'll leave you in this room to rot. Let the game begin. [whispers] Follow your heart."
"Hello, Paul. You are a perfectly healthy, sane and middle-class male. Yet last month you ran a straight razor across your wrist. Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die, or did you just want some attention? Tonight, you'll show me. The irony is that if you want to die you just have to stay where you are, but if you want to live, you'll have to cut yourself again. Find the path through the razor-wire to the door. But hurry. At three o'clock that door will lock, and then, this room becomes your tomb. How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Paul?"
"Hello, Mark. If you are so sick, then why do I have so many photos of you up and about? Let's put your so-called "illness" to the test. Right now, there's a slow acting poison in your veins. The antidote is inside the safe; the combination to the safe is written on the wall. Hurry up and program it in, but watch your step. By the way, that's a flammable substance smeared on your body, so I would be careful with that candle if I were you... or all the people you've burned with your act just might have their revenge."
"Hello, Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Here, I'll show you. [on videotape, a mannequin's head is destroyed by the device] There is only one key to open the device. It's in the stomach of your dead cell mate. Look around, Amanda. Know that I'm not lying. You better hurry up. Live or die. Make your choice."
"Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore."
"Hello Mr. Hindle. Or as they called you around the hospital: Zepp. I want you to make a choice. There's a slow-acting poison coursing through your system, which only I have the antidote for. Will you murder a mother and her child to save yourself? Listen carefully, if you will. There are rules."
"He doesn't want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet."
"[to Adam] I DID NOT CHEAT ON HER!"
"Zep, you perverted little psychopath! I'm going to take great pleasure in seeing you pay for this, you bastard fuck!"
"Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead."
"My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name?"
"I went to bed in my shithole apartment and woke up in an actual shithole."
"This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!"
"A cellphone! The most beautiful invention on this planet!"
"Yes, I'm willing to risk it! Give me that sweet cancer."
"On my sixth birthday, my best friend at the time, Scott Tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail, I didn't tell you about that. I didn't tell you that my last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. Uh, I haven't told you that one of my toenails is slightly-"
"Face it, Larry, we're both bullshitters. But my camera isn't. It doesn't know how to lie. It only shows you what's put right in front of it."
"He calls himself Bob and he gives me the money upfront. 200 bucks a night. If I'd known I was gonna end up here, I would have asked for a hell of a lot more."
"What are you more pissed off about? The fact that I took some shots of you, or the fact that I took some shots of you while you were cheating on your wife?"
"Why do you care what I think anyway? I don't give a crap if you cover yourself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker gang bang!"
"You know, we arrested a dentist last week who liked to play with kids a bit too much. He lived two blocks from here. The sewer lines run under this neighborhood, Doctor."
"Detective Allison Kerry: Looks like our friend Jigsaw likes to book himself front row seats to his own sick little games."
"Every piece has a puzzle."
"How much blood would you shed to stay alive?"
"Every puzzle has its pieces."
"Live or die. Make your choice."
"Dare you see Saw?"
"Oh, yes... there will be blood."
"Leigh Whannell - Adam Stanheight"
"Cary Elwes - Dr. Lawrence Gordon"
"Danny Glover - Detective David Tapp"
"Ken Leung - Detective Steven Sing"
"Ned Bellamy - Jeff Ridenhour"
"Mike Butters - Paul Leahy"
"Paul Gutrecht - Mark Rodriguez"
"Michael Emerson - Zep Hindle"
"Monica Potter - Alison Gordon"
"Makenzie Vega - Diana Gordon"
"Tobin Bell - John Kramer/Jigsaw"
"We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam."
"[To Óli] Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?"
"King of the swing."
"Hæ, þetta er Óli, leggðu inn skilaboð og ég hringi í þig. (Hi, this is Oli, leave a message and I'll call you)"
"King of the swing!"
"[To Paxton verbally abusing her with misogynistic obscenities] I get a lot of money for you. That makes you MY bitch."
"Inspired by true events."
"Try not to puke."
"What is the worst can happen."
"Jay Hernandez - Paxton"
"Derek Richardson - Josh"
"Eythor Gudjonsson - Óli"
"Jan Vlasák - The Dutch Businessman"
"Barbara Nedeljakova - Natalya"
"Jana Kaderabkova - Svetlana"
"Jennifer Lim - Kana"
"Rick Hoffman - The American Client"
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
"They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting."
"[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!"
"[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive..."
"Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars."
"I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!"
"The Devil is amongst us!"
"Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!"
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
"What we need is another war!"
"[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!"
"Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"
"She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!"
"Step right up you greebo bastards!"
"Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!"
"Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]"
"Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!"
"Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."
"Zombie Mother: No one will ever love you like your mother!"
"The rot has set in...."
"Gone with the Blood..."
"The most undercooked comedy in the history of Cinema!"
"The Goriest Fright Film of All Time!"
"...and this little zombie stayed at home!"
"Some things won't stay down... even after they die."
"There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!"
"You'll laugh yourself sick!"
"Timothy Balme - Lionel Cosgrove"
"Diana Peñalver - Paquita María Sánchez"
"Elizabeth Moody - Vera Cosgrove"
"Ian Watkin - Uncle Les"
"Brenda Kendall - Nurse McTavish"
"Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder (The Fighting Priest)"
"Jed Brophy - Void"
"Murray Keane - Scroat"
"Glenis Levestam - Nora Matheson"
"Lewis Rowe - Albert Matheson"
"Elizabeth Mullane - Rita"
"Harry Sinclair - Roger"
"Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry."
"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"
"I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run!"
"Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!"
"The headshot's the only true stopper."
"What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?"
"Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!"
"Eat lead sucker!"
"I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]"
"I'm born again!"
"[after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there."
"The bastards have landed!"
"[after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head] I bet that cleared the sinuses."
"That's the end of those weekend cowboys!"
"I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet!"
"Tomorrow we're having you for lunch!"
"I think the gruel is ready!"
"The sad news is that we will be heading back to nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes."
"[after trying to fire on Barry with an empty gun] Oh, sod it!"
"Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys."
"Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!"
"Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert!"
"Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!"
"One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run!"
"Watch out Aliens... ... here comes Derek!"
"Crumb's Crunchy Delights."
"Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers"
"Terry Potter - Ozzy/3rd Class Alien"
"Pete O'Herne - Barry/3rd Class Alien"
"Craig Smith - Giles/3rd Class Alien"
"Mike Minett - Frank/3rd Class Alien"
"Peter Jackson - Derek/Robert"
"Doug Wren - Lord Crumb"
"Dean Lawrie - Lord Crumb SPFX Double/3rd Class Alien"
"Peter Vere-Jones - Lord Crumb's Voice"
"Cherish your life is the concept this entire clinic was built on. Cherish your life. Your life."
"You're my problem. And you're becoming everyone else's, too."
"They have to help themselves."
"Get the fuck out of here."
"I can't give you time. Time's an illusion."
"[To Cecil] You see, things aren't sequential. Good doesn't lead to good, nor bad to bad. People who steal, don't get caught, live the good life. Others lie, cheat and get elected. Some people stop to help a stranded motorist and get taken out by a speeding semi. There's no accounting for it. How you play the cards you're dealt—that's all that matters."
"It's the tool: the tool that's going to save your life."
"Your life is a lie, Cecil. Now comes your moment of truth."
"Live or die, Cecil. Make your choice."
"What's happened to me?"
"[Tape found in Jigsaw's stomach, heard by Hoffman] Are you there, Detective? If so, you are probably the last man standing. Now, perhaps you will succeed where the others have failed. You think you will walk away untested? I promise that my work will continue. You think it's over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun."
"Hello, Officer Rigg. Welcome to your rebirth. For years, you have stood by and witnessed as your colleagues have fallen. You have remained untouched, while Eric Matthews has disappeared. But, with your survival came your obsession. Obsession to stop those around you from making the wrong choices, thus preventing you from making the right ones. You wanted to save everyone. Tonight, I will give you the opportunity to face your obsession. Look closely. Eric Matthews is still alive. The block of ice he stands upon is melting. He has but 90 minutes to save himself. Detective Hoffman's fate is linked to Eric's survival. Heed my warning Officer Rigg: Their lives hang in the balance of your obsession. Will you learn how to let go and truly save them? The choice is yours."
"Officer Rigg, your first test. The person in front of you is in desperate need of help. But it is not your job to save them. You view this person as a victim, but if you were to see what I see, beneath the mask is a criminal undeserving of the life she leads. Your obsession tells you to save the victim. I tell you to walk away. The choice is yours."
"Hello, Brenda. I want to play a game. An officer will try to save you. If he is successful, then your game begins. This man will use these photos to sentence you for your crimes and the only way to stop him is taped underneath the TV. Let him save you and accept your fate to rot in prison, or kill him and guarantee your freedom. Make your choice."
"Hello, Officer Rigg. In order for you to fully understand my way, you must feel what I feel. The photo before you is of a man in desperate need of help. In the next room are the tools to his salvation. His life is in your hands but in the end, only he can save himself. Be careful. There are cameras watching and you must hide your identity. Make your choice."
"If you are playing this tape, then you are one step closer to truly understanding how to save a life. As an officer of the law, you find yourself torn. Is the man before you a victim or a perpetrator of violence? His salvation is out of your hands. It is your choice if you wish to put it into his own. Once this lesson is learned, you will find yourself one step closer to truly saving Eric Matthews. Without you, this man's game cannot begin. Force him into position to face his demons and let him make the decision."
"Hello, Ivan. As a voyeur, you have kept photos of those you have victimized. Can you see the pain you have brought them? You have torn apart their lives. You've used your body as an instrument of abuse. Now I give you the chance to decide what is more important: Your eyes, which have led you blindly astray... or your body, which has caused those around you endless suffering. You have been handed the tools which can save your life. Decide quickly, though. In 60 seconds, the choice will be made for you."
"The human body is a fascinating organism. It can withstand the most brutal injury... and yet repair itself miraculously. But you know this all too well. How many broken bones have you suffered at the hands of your husband? How many flesh wounds have you endured? With time, the bruises have healed, but your pain has not. Today, I empower you to take control of your life. Can you disconnect from the one thing that has brought you and others so much pain? With time, your wounds will heal. His, however, will not. Remove the ties that bind or bleed to death from your inactivity. The choice is yours."
"Hello, Officer Rigg. What have you learned thus far? Experience is a harsh teacher. First comes the test, second comes the lesson. If you are to save as I save, then you will see the person in front of you is but a student. So I ask you, Officer Rigg: Has the pupil learned her lesson? Has she been taught the error of her ways? Does she now view the world differently? Officer Rigg, the key to this person's freedom lies in the palm of your hand, but only after she has done her own part. Can you play your role in her salvation? Once judgement has been made, though, the key to finding your next destination is just off the map."
"Hello, Agent Perez. And welcome to the world you have long studied. Your partner, Agent Strahm, will soon take the life of an innocent man. Heed my warning, Agent Perez: Your next move is critical. [Whispers] Open the door..."
"[Part of Cecil's rejected tape] Your life is a lie. Now comes your moment of truth. As a drug user and a hustler, you've played roulette with other people's lives. Today, you play with your own."
"Hello, Officer Rigg. If you are hearing this, then you have reached Detective Matthews and Detective Hoffman in under 90 minutes, resulting in their deaths. The rules were clear. You were warned. They had to save themselves. Their salvation was out of your hands. Time was on your side, but your obsession wouldn't let you wait. Instead of saving Detective Matthews, you cost him his life. You failed your final test."
"I thought she [Kerry] was still alive. I thought I could save her."
"It's in our nature to save them. It's what we do."
"Eric [Matthews] is still out there, man."
"[Whilst Brenda is trying to kill him] I just saved your fuckin' life!"
"This what you do with your spare time?"
"You can stop it from happening if you tell me the truth."
"You have to save yourself."
"I had more time. I still had fuckin' time!"
"Put your fucking hands where I can see them! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"
"You know never to go through an unsecured door. Ever."
"Cherish Your Life."
"[To Rigg] We chose this. Go home."
"It's time to let go."
"[About Kerry's trap] It was constructed for her execution. Betrayed the rules."
"So why don't we just start at the end and work our way backwards?"
"[About Rigg] Everyone around him keeps dying."
"[Deleted Scene] Most of the evidence in this room was confiscated from Jigsaw's lair. [Picks up a box and sets it on a table] This evidence is specifically about his victims. Each victim was studied, abducted and tested. As of today, we have an additional 16 individuals classified as missing around the city. These people could've skipped town, fallen off a pier, passed off drunk in an alleyway, or these people could be tested like the rest. If you're looking for an additional accomplice, here's your first 16 possibilities."
"[asked if he has any children] Girl. It's a short story, believe me."
"[To Art whilst strapped to a chair] You fuckin' hear me, you fuckin' motherfucker?!"
"Game over."
""Open the door and you will find me" mean anything to you?"
"We're here to help find who your department couldn't, detective - the person who's been helping Jigsaw and Amanda Young."
"How do you feel about a husband who takes a motto from your drug clinic, designed to help people, and twists it into some kind of manic torture mantra?"
"Look, Ms. Tuck. I just left a room with more blood on the walls than paint. Two officers are dead and there's a growing pile of bodies in their wake. And every detail we unearth about your Hall of Fame psychopath husband points to you as a possible accomplice. I am just curious as to why."
"You know, there's a lot of people out there looking for answers, wanting to place the blame on someone. That person is you. But you know what the best part is? I don't have to convince everybody. Just 12 people."
"Okay, people break up. Relationships end. It's called "life.""
"Okay, let's review. Girl loves boy, boy loves girl, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy turns into a serial killer."
"We're the two Jigsaw targets."
"[Deleted scene] Hello, Mrs. Perez? Yeah, hi. This is Peter Strahm. I work with your daughter Lindsey. Yeah. I have some bad news."
"You see that, Jill? That's a federal fuckin' indictment. It's got your name on it. You want to put someone else's name on it? You start talking to me, okay?"
"You see this? This is my partner's blood."
"[Finding Jeff] Let me see your fucking hands!"
"John Kramer owned a company called The Urban Renewal Group. No irony in that."
"If Detective Hoffman and anyone else in this precinct is in danger, I think they should know about it."
"[Seeing Hoffman with a teddy bear] I didn't know you were married."
"It's a setup to announce Rigg is the accomplice."
"Rigg didn't kill Ivan. Ivan made his own choice. Isn't that the whole Jigsaw mantra?"
""Save as I Save." So what did he do, free her and let him die?"
"What is that?"
"It will come back to you."
"Hey, asshole. If you jump off that block, you electrocute him. [Points a revolver at Hoffman] If that block had melted more, he'd be fried. Do you understand?"
"Listen to me. I'm not the one you gotta worry about. You understand me? I'm not the one you gotta worry about. [Under his breath] Asshole."
"I recommend you stay alive until the fuckin' clock counts down."
"Here's the good news."
"Live or die. You make the choice."
"Jigsaw's testing you, you fuckin' piece of SHIT!"
"I don't want to play anymore."
"I wanna... I wanna stop playing. Why don't you fucking kill me?"
"Who?! Who's coming through the door?!"
"Release me!"
"Don't open the door!"
"Dr. Heffner: [First lines of the movie] Subject's name is John Kramer. 52 year-old male, Caucasian. He's seen better days."
"Fisk: Looks like another doctor went missing at the hospital."
"Tracy: [To Rigg] What you can't do is save everyone."
"Morgan: I did it! I won!"
"Jill Tuck: John's life defies chronology and linear description."
"It's a trap."
"This Halloween, fear will be embedded in a whole new way."
"You think it is over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun."
"Halloween blood drive"
"If it's Halloween, it must be Saw..."
"Costas Mandylor - Detective Mark Hoffman"
"Scott Patterson - Agent Peter Strahm"
"Betsy Russell - Jill Tuck"
"Lyriq Bent - Lieutenant Daniel Rigg"
"Athena Karkanis - Agent Lindsey Perez"
"Justin Louis - Art Blank"
"Angus Macfadyen - Jeff Denlon"
"Marty Adams - Ivan Landsness"
"Sarain Boylan - Brenda"
"Billy Otis - Cecil Adams"
"James Van Patten - Dr. Heffner"
"Janet Land - Morgan"
"Ron Lea - Rex"
"They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But I find it somewhat... distasteful, to be given credit for work that's not mine. Especially inferior work."
"You sit in bars until closing. You drink so you can sleep. You stagger to your car so you can start it all over again the next day. Then, I discovered what you do for recreation. Mm. You can dispense justice and give people a chance to value their lives in the same moment."
"Killing is distasteful! To me. There is a better, more efficient way."
"You see, it's a different method I'm talking about; if a subject survives my method, he or she is instantly rehabilitated. Now, you want a chance? You want a chance, hm? I'll give you a chance."
"Tonight, you will see the difference between killing and rehabilitation."
"I know who [Tapp] is. I need you to lead him to someone for me -- a doctor. A healer who needs some healing."
"You're willing to take that risk? The risk of ruining your own life to protect a corrupt legal system that puts murderers back on the streets? How would your sister feel? You're at a crossroads, Detective. Make your choice."
"I assume nothing. I anticipate the possibilities and I let the game play out."
"If you're good at anticipating the human mind, it leaves nothing to chance."
"It's time to play a game."
"Hello, Agent Strahm. If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for. But is the discovery of my body enough? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss? Heed my warning: Do not proceed for this room can be your sanctuary or it can be your grave. The choice is yours."
"[On a videotaped message to his ex-wife] If you're watching this, Jill, I'm long gone from this world. You are my heart. You always have been. You always will be. I'm not going to try to explain my actions of late. Suffice it to say that I find it difficult to forgive myself for what happened at the clinic. I permitted, indeed, encouraged your decisions regarding the people there. I saw danger and I should have acted sooner. I'm leaving you a box, today and its contents are of grave importance. Even though you and I don't always see everything eye to eye, I deeply believe in you and I believe that you will know what to do with these materials."
"Hello and welcome. From birth, you've all been given the advantages of few others. Yet, through poor moral decisions, you've used these advantages to selfishly further only yourselves at the expense of others. Well today, this singular way of thinking will be put to the test. Today, five will become one with the common goal of survival. You are all connected. A cable runs through your collar devices. It can be pulled so tight that you will be decapitated on the mounted razors. The only way to remove the collar is with the keys from the glass boxes on the pedestals before you. However, if one of you moves to retrieve the key, the 60-second timer will begin for you all. In choosing how to react to the situation, your life-long instincts will tell you to do one thing, but I implore you to do the opposite. Let the games begin."
"Hello. And welcome to the next lesson. These walls hold four chambers. These chambers offer safety. However, to access them, a key is needed, but only three of the keys will fit the locks. These keys are in the glass jars hanging from the ceiling. Move quickly, though. Because when the clock ticks down, the explosives in the corners of the room will detonate. With only three points of safety, which of you will be the odd man out? Make your choice."
"Hello and welcome. You must all be eager to learn the next important lesson in your transformation. The game before you is designed to bridge the gap between you all. In order to open the five locks on the door out of this room, the five electrical circuits powering them must be closed. The only way to do this is to find a way to connect all five cords to the bath water. Close the circuits, and the door will open. But you must work quickly, for in three minutes, an electrical current will surge through this room, locking the door forever. Who will bridge the gap? The choice is yours."
"Hello and welcome. This journey has been one of discovery and hopefully, you've discovered the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. The human body, for instance, is an astoundingly durable creation. It contains approximately ten pints of blood. Yet it is still able to operate with just half of that. The device before you is one of sacrifice. A sacrifice of blood. In order to open the door, the beaker must be filled to the marked level. A level that is of no coincidence. This amount can come from any one of you. But that does not matter. What does matter is time. For in 15 minutes, if the beaker is not filled, the bombs will explode and the doors will be sealed forever. So now I ask you: How much blood will you give in order to survive?"
"[Rigg] tried to help. He didn't make it. Nobody made it."
"[Promotion acceptance speech] Thank you. Thank you very much. Throughout this ordeal, if we've learned anything, it's that human life is sacred. And we've learned that, every day, life should be cherished. Justice is the backbone to every peaceful society. And I believe that true justice has been served."
"She was my only family. He didn't deserve a chance. He was an animal!"
"You didn't see the blood! You didn't see what he fucking did to her!"
"[About Strahm] He was theorizing on the possibility of another accomplice to Jigsaw other than Amanda Young."
"You told me the only way to truly offer enlightenment is by detaching emotionally."
"Hello, Seth. I want to play a game. Right now, you are feeling helpless. This is the same helplessness you've bestowed onto others. But now, it's onto you. Some would call it Karma. I call it justice. Now, you served five years of what should have been a life sentence for murder. A technicality gave you freedom, but it inhibited you from understanding the impact of taking a life. Today, I offer you true freedom. In thirty seconds, the pendulum will drop far enough to touch your body. Within sixty seconds, it will cut you in half. To avoid the pendulum, all you have to do is destroy the things that have killed: Your hands. You must insert your hands and push the buttons to start the devices before you. Your bones will be crushed to dust. Will you destroy the things that have taken life in order to save one, Seth? Make your choice.*"
"Hello, Agent Strahm. If you are hearing this, then you have once again found what you are looking for - or so you think. Your dedication is to be commended. But I ask you if you have learned anything on your journey of discovery. As the old adage goes, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." The situation you find yourself in is one of trust. So I ask you, Special Agent Strahm: Have you learned to trust me? The only way to survive this room is by entering the glass box before you. Pain will be incurred, but you have a chance of survival. [Strahm stops the tape here, then resumes it after throwing Hoffman in the box.] However, if you choose not to, you will never be heard from again. Your body will never be found. You will simply vanish. I ask you, Special Agent Strahm: Have you learned enough to trust me? Will you heed my warning? For if you do not, this room will forever be your tomb. And my legacy will become yours. Make your choice."
"The last thing she said was "Detective Hoffman." Why would she say that? Why did she say your name?"
"Jigsaw doesn't make mistakes."
"You killed him. Made it look like a Jigsaw trap."
"We were all supposed to die. You were supposed to be the "hero.""
"[Last words] I know who you are! I KNOW!"
"Luba: Survival of the fittest, my ass!"
"Police Chief Logan: I'd like to thank you all for coming today. I'd like to be the first to say the Jigsaw murders are over. The officers who gave their lives are being honored here today. Today, I'd like to offer a special honor to the detective who's been on the case since the beginning. Who proved through hard work and dedication that the people who died did not die in vain. Today, we honor the newly promoted Detective-Lieutenant Mark Hoffman."
"Do You Want To Play A Game?"
"His Message Is Righteous. His Love Is Everlasting. His Gift Is Life."
"If It's Halloween, It Must Be Saw..."
"In The End All The Pieces Will Fit Together"
"This Halloween Belongs To Saw V"
"You Won't Believe How It Ends."
"Julie Benz - Brit"
"Meagan Good - Luba"
"Mark Rolston - Agent Erickson"
"Carlo Rota - Charles"
"Greg Bryk - Mallick"
"Laura Gordon - Ashley"
"Joris Jarsky - Seth Baxter"
"Mike Butters - Paul"
"Al Sapienza - Chief of Police"
"[filming an ultrasound] Hello, Gideon."
"Here's a little happy family. We love you, son. We're waiting for you...Gideon, Gideon, Gideon..."
"Methadone is a masking agent. It doesn't heal. It just simply numbs the senses...I've found a better way. These people, they will continue to hurt you and let you down. Maybe addiction's just part of human nature. But what about these people, Jill, who come here every day and use you? They bide their time. They're avoiding prision sentences. They're getting hooked on masking agents. Do you call that recovery?"
"Addiction is not simple, JILL! WAKE UP‼ These people have no respect for the lives they're destroying. Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life really is...And that's my way, and I brought proof that it works."
"[reffering to Amanda] Jill, you once told me she was a lost soul...But here she stands, she's clean and whole. And she has a new appreciation for her life."
"[to William] So, in a sense, you choose who lives or dies...You're not taking into consideration the most important human element of all; the will to live. Until a person is faced with death, it's impossible to tell whether they have what it takes to survive."
"[to Hoffman after he dumps Timothy's body on the floor] That's a human being. Do you like how brutality feels, Mark?"
"It's time to get Dr. Denlon from the hospital."
"Why'd you come?...I promise you, when all this is done, I will provide a way out for you. I have something for you. [giving Jill a key] When the time's right, you'll know what to do with it."
"[about his physician, Doctor Gordon] The man has his hand on the doorknob half the time that I'm there."
"By whose mathematical equation is this [possible cancer treatment] not feasible?"
"Did you know that in the Far East, people pay their doctors when they're healthy? When they're sick, they don't have to pay. So basically, they end up paying for what they want, not what they don't want. We've got it all ass-backwards, here."
"Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government. Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or the government. They're made by the fucking insurance companies."
"Don't talk to me about money. I have money."
"[to William, who has told him his tumor is inoperable] That rolled off your tongue real smooth."
"[William tells him the tumor will always return despite treatment] That was even smoother. As a matter of fact, that was downright slick."
"You think it's the living who will have ultimate judgement over you because the dead will have no claim over your soul. But you may be mistaken.*"
"Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life is."
"Hello. I want to play a game. The devices on your heads are symbolic of the shackles you place upon others. You recklessly loan people money, knowing their financial limitations, counting on repossessing more than they could ever pay back. You are predators. But today you become the prey, and it is your own pound of flesh that I demand. The scale before you is your only path to freedom. However, only one of you may pass, and the toll is the ultimate sacrifice. The sacrifice of flesh. Before you are the instruments to exact this flesh. Move with haste now, for when the 60 second timer hits zero, the one who has given the most flesh will release their bindings, while the gears on your opponent's head will engage, piercing their skull. Who will offer the most flesh in order to save their life? The choice is yours."
"Hello, William. You've probably been wondering when we would see each other again. Today is that day. For years, your probability formula has decided the fate of others. The healthy have benefited while the potentially sick have been unjustly rejected. However, this formula does not take into account the human will to live. When faced with death, who should live versus who will live are two entirely separate things. Today, your policy will be put to the test. There are four straps around your limbs and you have four tests you must complete. For if you don't, the straps on your arms and legs will detonate. Look closely. You have 60 minutes to complete your tests and avoid this fate. Starting now. You are not alone in this game. Just as you have taken loved ones away from their families, if you don't reach the end before the timer hits zero, you will never see your family again. Here is your first test. Your health and hereditary background puts you in the highest category of success. However, the same cannot be said for your adversary. At only 52 years of age, this man has continued to smoke even though he has a history of high blood pressure and heart disease. This demonstrates very little appreciation of the blessings of his own life. Your game will focus on the simple element of air. Once this game begins, every time you take a breath, the clamps around your chest will close in and crush your body. The only way to escape is in the other's failure. So I ask you, when faced with death, who will survive? Live or die, William. Make your choice."
"Hello, William. Standing on the platforms behind me are two of your colleagues. One, your file clerk: a young, healthy male with no living relatives. The other, a middle-aged woman with a family history of diabetes. According to your policy, your secretary is older and weaker and, therefore, less worthy to survive. But you know the loss that she will be to her family, while young Allen will disappear without a blip on the world's radar. Only one can exit this room, and the choice of whom falls upon you. You must let go of the one to save the life of the other. As you can see, the choice is not so clear when you're face-to-face with the people whose blood will stain your hands. Let the game begin."
"Hello, Pamela. You've sensationalized my life, twisting the truth and exploiting my message for your benefit. Well, today, you will experience the meaning of sacrifice and you will see the consequence for those who unjustly hurt others."
"Hello, William. You have seen the flaws in your policy. But what you have not seen is the extents some people will go to when faced with death. The lawyer from your firm has ninety seconds to cross this room, or the device attached to her chest will discharge and pierce her brain. She will find that the journey across this room is filled with danger. In order for her to make it, you will need to be there for her, as it is you who ultimately holds the key to her survival. When faced with death, will she have the skills to live? Let the game begin."
"Hello, William. Before you are six of your most valuable associates. The ones who find errors in policies. Their findings result in over two-thirds of all applications denied or prematurely terminated. Now, you must apply your analysis to them. And will you be able to find their errors? Six ride the carousel -- but only two can get off. The decision of which two survive falls upon you, but remember: the mounted gun will continue to fire until all six rounds are spent. And if no decision is made on your part, all six will perish. To offer the two reprieves, you must press both buttons at once in the box before you. However, in doing so, you will give a sacrifice of your own. Two can live. Four will die. Your decisions symbolized by the blood on your hands."
"Hello, Tara. My apologies for exposing you and your son to this kind of treatment, but I can assure you it is not without reason. The man before you just made the sacrifices to save the life of a loved one. However, when given the opportunity to save your husband's life, he chose not to. Now, you will be given the power to save a life. Will you grant this man the opportunity to continue living, or will you dispense the same death sentence he issued your husband? Live or die. The choice is yours."
"[to a reporter who has told him she knows more about John Kramer than he thinks] Somehow I doubt that."
"[to Erickson, about Strahm being the Jigsaw accomplice] It was a shock to all of us."
"You didn't cut your own arm off?"
"The game begins tonight."
"Somebody knows about the box that shouldn't."
"From now on, I control all aspects of the game."
"John's dead, and his work is almost done."
"You want him to suffer just as much as I do."
"I don't need one [to be tested]."
"Because I didn't take my life for granted."
"I'll be right there."
"[asked about if his watch is timing something (William's game)] I was before I got your call."
"You can never really tell what someone's thinking on the inside."
"Who else knows about me?"
"I didn't expect to see you here so soon."
"I'm only carrying out John's final request."
"[Hoffman asks who William is] Unfinished business."
"Recovery is a process."
"It's not that simple."
"Okay, John."
"Where did you get this?"
"Don't do this."
"This is John's will."
"[about a client] I'll get back to her this week. [under his breath] Sometime."
"[to a client] Those are the rules, Harold."
"I'm sorry, but your own actions have caused this."
"Everybody thinks we're the bad guys. Nobody mentions the millions of people we help every year without incident. Or the millions of dollars we donate to charity every year. Or all the free clinics we support."
"Don't fucking move!"
"Hold your breath!"
"My decisions aren't made this way!"
"I won't do it!"
"It's policy."
"It's a game."
"I made it! I won!"
"It's not my game."
"TV News Anchor: This is not just the macabre conjectures of a psychic, but a forgone conclusion just waiting to rear its ugly head. Even though police would have you believe that John Kramer, a.k.a., Jigsaw, is dead, just this past week a new so-called game was discovered with grisly results. Victims have included anyone associated with the life of John Kramer, however remote. The Jigsaw Killer may be dead, but the murders continue."
"Amanda Young: It works. It's real. He helped me."
"Amanda Young: [to Jeff's daughter, who is in the room she was last seen in Saw III] Don't trust the one who saves you."
"Josh: [after Dave shows William a policy eligible for termination] Terminator strikes again."
"Amanda Young: [to Hoffman] Maybe you should stick to the heavy lifting."
"The Game Comes Full Circle."
"Trust in Him."
"His Disease is Spreading"
"He Helped Me."
"6 Chances. 6 Lessons. 6 Choices."
"Shock, anxiety, wickedness...Saw."
"Costas Mandylor - Hoffman"
"Mark Rolston - Dan Erickson"
"Shawnee Smith - Amanda"
"Peter Outerbridge - William Easton"
"Samantha Lemole - Pamela Jenkins"
"Tanedra Howard - Simone"
"Marty Moreau - Eddie"
"Shawn Ahmed - Allen"
"Janelle Hutchinson - Addy"
"Gerry Mendicino - Hank"
"Caroline Cave - Debbie"
"George Newbern - Harold Abbott"
"Shauna MacDonald - Tara Abbott"
"Devon Bostick - Brent Abbott"
"Darius McCrary - Dave"
"Shawn Mathieson - Josh"
"Melanie Scrofano - Gena"
"Karen Cliche - Shelby"
"James Gilbert - Aaron"
"Larissa Gomes - Emily"
"Call the Fremonts, fast! And for Pete's sake, don't let them eat anything!"
"[The killer is crushed to death in a garbage truck] He died a fitting end for the garbage he was."
"Nothing so appalling in the annals of horror!"
"Adult Horror!"
"A Weird, Grisly Ancient Rite Horrendously Brought To Life In Blood Color"
"You'll Recoil and Shudder as You Witness the Slaughter and Mutilation of Nubile Young Girls - in a Weird and Horrendous Ancient Rite!"
"A weird and grisly ancient rite horrendously brought to life"
"A nightmare of pure gore in BLOOD COLOR"
"William Kerwin - Det. Pete Thornton (as Thomas Wood)"
"Mal Arnold - Fuad Ramses"
"Connie Mason - Suzette Fremont"
"Lyn Bolton - Mrs. Dorothy Fremont"
"Scott H. Hall - Frank, police captain"
"Christy Foushee - Trudy Sanders"
"I'm nothing there. I blend into the walls. I don't know why, whoever did this to me, picked me. But they did."
"I'm a glorified janitor; I clean up after sick people."
"Congratulations David. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore."
"The device attached to your jaw is a "Reverse Beartrap"."
"Tell me what happened, David. In detail."
"He wasn't dead. He just couldn't move. You cut open someone that was still breathing."
"Are you grateful, David?"
"It's not only horrible, but can you feel, can you feel how vicious it was?"
"It's never better staying ignorant. Willful ignorance is surrendering control."
"Four years from now, Lewis Romero goin' in the second round to Oakland... He's gonna romp and stomp. Fifteen seasons with four Super Bowl rings on his fingers. Lewis ain't afraid of no death, Fuck Death! Death is a fuckin' Denver fan. Death wear blue and orange. Real men wear black. Lewis ain't afraid of no Death. Death is afraid of me! Death fears me! 'Cause, baby, I just win. I just win, Kevin! That's all I know how to do! I just win! Uhh! Fuck Death! ... [After the hanging swords swing down and cut the pulley ropes.] Whoo! What did I tell you, Kevin, huh? Fuck death! I just win! That's all I know how to do, Kevin. Baby, I just win! [Lifts weights once again. As Lewis screams triumphantly, the weights swing down and crush his head like a ripe watermelon, splattering bloody pulp on Wendy and Kevin.]"
"A roller coaster is just elemental physics, a conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy."
"They say the real fear with these rides comes from the feeling of having no control."
"I'll meet you at the end."
"You can run, but you cannot hide. This is the beginning of the end."
"[A signboard at the entrance to the Devil's Flight roller coaster.] No exit after turnstiles. I'll see you soon."
"This ride will be the death of you."
"[About man's ability to change Death's plan.] What if we didn't change anything? What if us being here right now was the plan from the beginning?"
"[In the final scene of the film, 50 seconds before the death of the three remaining characters.] There's a place right next to Brevig's. It just opened."
"[While tossing his lucky coin.] Go ahead, Janet. Kiss it. It's your choice—heads or tails—but you know I like head."
"Take the trip in Real D 3D"
"On August 28, prepare for the 3D thrill ride everyone's dying to see!"
"Just because you know it's happening, doesn't mean you'll see it coming."
"On August 28, no matter what you do or how loud you scream, Death will find you."
"Death Saved The Best For 3D"
"On August 28, Death enters a new dimension: 3D."
"August 28. 3D event. No mercy. No escape. No limits."
"How will you die?"
"For 10 years, one franchise reinvented Death. On August 28, Death saved the best for 3D."
"No mercy. No escape. No limits."
"Death saved... the best for last."
"On August 28, the 3D event of the Summer arrives."
"Rest in Pieces"
"Are you scared? [Beth silently nods] You fucking better be."
"Lauren German - Beth"
"Roger Bart - Stuart"
"Heather Matarazzo - Lorna"
"Bijou Phillips - Whitney"
"Richard Burgi - Todd"
"Jordan Ladd - Stephanie"
"Vera Jordanova - Axelle"
"Milan Knazko - Sasha"
"Stanislav Ianevski - Mirlosav"
"Milda Jedi Havlas - Desk Clerk Jedi"
"Roman Janecka - Roman"
"Patrik Zigo - Bugglegum Gang Leader"
"Luc Merenda - Italian Detective"
"Edwige Fench - The Art Class Professor"
"If Clear was right, that means Nora and Tim are going to be killed by pigeons!"
"I know what I have to do to save us. I have to die."
"TV Host: Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary since Velez Air Flight 180 exploded and crashed shortly after takeoff from JFK airport. It's a disaster that's affected many. None more so than Mt. Abraham High School, which lost 40 students and 4 faculty members in the crash. But it was the events after the crash that has turned this tragic story into something even stranger. The survivors that managed to get off the plane before it crashed died soon thereafter in a series of mysterious and bizarre accidents. Now to some, these deaths are just tragic coincidences, but to others, they're an indication that there are more sinister events taking place. That's the contention of tonight's guest. Thank you for joining us this evening."
"TV show's guest: I believe that there's a sort of force, an unseen malevolent presence that's all around us every day. And it determines when we live and die. And some people call this force the devil, but I think the whole religious thing is... So I prefer to call it Death itself. ... And that's what I want people to understand, that Death has this grand design that we all fit into. ... The only way to survive is to look beneath the visible world, because in the end, no one can escape death."
"It's not over yet..."
"Death is like a boomerang. It keeps coming back."
"For every beginning there is an end."
"Death may be closer than it appears."
"You can't cheat death twice."
"More Speed. More Horror. More Death."
"A.J. Cook - Kimberly Corman"
"Michael Landes - Officer Thomas Burke"
"David Paetkau - Evan Lewis"
"James Kirk - Tim Carpenter"
"Lynda Boyd - Nora Carpenter"
"Keegan Connor Tracy - Kat Jennings"
"Jonathan Cherry - Rory Peters"
"T.C. Carson - Eugene Dix"
"Justina Machado - Isabella Hudson"
"Sarah Carter - Shaina"
"Death is going to come for me, I don't think it matters where I am."
"[to Bludworth] Why are you following us? Who are you?"
"We're all gonna die if we don't get off this bridge now!"
"[to Molly] I am better when you're with me."
"Something's wrong."
"Because as your boss, I'm... I'm ready to fire your ass!"
"It's kill or be killed."
"Then why is it that you deserve to live, Molly?"
"Tell Candice I love her!"
"I fire him and suddenly, I've got a factory full of Roys but I'll win him over, even if it kills me."
"Death doesn't like being cheated."
"You changed things on that bridge and there's a wrinkle in reality. And that wrinkle, is you [faces Sam and his friends]."
"[last lines] You all just be careful now."
"Sweetie, it's not fat. They're called tits."
"I just get weird with tragedies."
"[on Candice's death] What? Did you see the crazy shit those gymnasts do? I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often."
"Well, this day just got way more fun."
"Is this supposed to be happening?"
"Yo Buddha, slow down on the rice cakes."
"Okay, sorry. Do you come with subtitles?"
"Candice Hooper: You know, if you want to get rid of that baby fat, you should try the gym. They have those workout machines that you use on your back. You're good at that?"
"Flight Attendant: Oh, a kid had a panic attack and wanted off the plane. Said he had some kind of vision."
"John: Life's a bitch."
"Dr Leonetti: [to Olivia] What made you decide to take the leap today?"
"Agent Block: Two deaths? Alright, that's a coincidence. Three? That's a pattern."
"Death has never been closer."
"This Summer, death decides how... fate decides when."
"We all share a common destination."
"Death is back and is really, really, really closer than before."
"It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him."
"Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN!"
"Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs."
"Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever. Now, I'm gonna remove your gap... But! If you make so much as a fuckin' peep! I'm going to cut you like a pig and make you eat your own fucking intestines... you got me?"
"Bill... He's a good guy, Ohhh hoo... He's been great help to me. A real blessin'... I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. You don't know what kinda dry spell I've had here. Total Block, Total Block! But Bill... He's OK."
"[after shooting Killer Karl] Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."
"But MOST of all... fuck YOU!"
"Ain't the only thing tasty in this house."
"We like to get fucked up, and do fucked up shit."
"Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?"
"There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit.""
"Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?"
"Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way."
"These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall."
"You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun."
"That was so badass! Dr. Satan! Ahhh! Dr. Satan!"
"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!"
"I hate fucked up families."
"What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?"
"The most shocking tale of carnage ever seen."
"The movie some never wanted you to see."
"There's no turning back!"
"True horror is back!"
"You'll never get out alive."
"God bless this house."
"Dare You Enter..."
"Life and Death are Meaningless...And Pain Is God"
"Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding"
"Bill Moseley - Otis B. Driftwood"
"Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby Firefly"
"Karen Black - Mother Firefly"
"Erin Daniels - Denise Willis"
"Hardwick - Jerry Goldsmith"
"Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley"
"Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles"
"Tom Towles - Lieutenant George Wydell"
"Walton Goggins - Deputy Steve Naish"
"Matthew McGrory - Tiny Firefly"
"Robert Mukes - Rufus "RJ" Firefly Jr"
"Dennis Fimple - Grampa Hugo Firefly"
"Jake McKinnon - Rufus "Earl" Firefly Sr"
"Harrison Young - Don Willis"
"Irwin Keyes - Ravelli"
"Michael J. Pollard - Stucky"
"Chad Bannon - Killer Karl"
"Walter Phelan - S. Quentin Quale / Dr. Satan"
"William H. Basset - Sheriff Frank Huston"
"David Reynolds - Richard "Little Dick" Wick"
"Joe Dobbs III - Gerry "Goober" Ober"
"Gregg Gibbs - Dr. Wolfenstein"
"Rob Zombie (uncredited) - Dr. Wolfenstein's assistant"
"Come on... you motherfuckers,... Just die."
"Do you think Evan's okay?"
"Hey, brainiac!... Shhhhh!"
"It's like the garage sale from hell."
"It's the last one you'll ever take."
"Desmond Harrington - Chris Flynn"
"Eliza Dushku - Jessie Burlingame"
"Emmanuelle Chriqui - Carly"
"Jeremy Sisto - Scott"
"Kevin Zegers - Evan"
"Lindy Booth - Francine"
"Julian Richings - Three Finger"
"Gary Robbins - Saw-Tooth"
"Ted Clark - One-Eye"
"The Most terrifying film you will ever experience."
"Jane Levy - Mia"
"Shiloh Fernandez - David"
"Lou Taylor Pucci - Eric"
"Jessica Lucas - Olivia"
"Elizabeth Blackmore - Natalie"
"Jim McLarty - Harold"
"Phoenix Connolly - Teenager"
"Sian Davis - Old Woman"
"Stephen Butterworth - Toothless Redneck"
"Karl Willetts - Long Haired Redneck"
"Randal Wilson - Taker of Souls/Abomination Mia"
"Rupert Degas - the Demon (voice)"
"Bruce Campbell - Ash"
"Get media attention. Right or wrong, you need cameras on them. That's the only way people change their behavior. The threat of embarrassment. You must shame them."
"You must be a freshman. Only a freshman would speak with such insolence."
"Look, it's good they ate Josh first. He should last them almost a week. [Justine lunges at him in anger]"
"[after feeding the natives marijuana] Oh fuck, they got the munchies!"
"I can smell it. My God, I can smell my friend being cooked."
"No good deed goes unpunished."
"Fear will consume you."
"Fear will eat you alive."
"Lorenza Izzo - Justine"
"Ariel Levy - Alejandro"
"Daryl Sabara - Lars"
"Kirby Bliss Blanton - Amy"
"Sky Ferreira - Kaycee"
"Magda Apanowicz - Samantha"
"Nicolás Martínez - Daniel"
"Aaron Burns - Jonah"
"100 percent medically accurate"
"Their flesh is his fantasy"
"I'm Dr. Josef Heiter, retired, but still very well known as the leading surgeon in separating Siamese twins. Six months ago, I designed a never-seen operation, not separating any more but creating. I transformed my three Rottweilers into a beautiful three-hound construction. Good news, your tissues match. So, I'll explain this spectacular operation only once. We start with cutting the ligamentum patella, the ligaments of the kneecaps, so knee extension is no longer possible. Pulling from "B" and "C" the central incisors, lateral incisors and canines from the upper and lower jaws, the lips from "B" and "C," and the anus of "A" and "B," are cut circular along the border between skin and mucosa, the mucus cutaneous zone. Two pedicelated grafts are prepared and lifted from the underlying tissue. The shaped incisions below the chins of "B" and "C" up to their cheeks connecting the circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," connecting the pedicelated grafts to the chin-cheek incisions from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," creating a Siamese triplet, connected via the gastric system. Ingestion by A, passing through B, to the excretion of C. The human centipede, first sequence."
"Swallow it, bitch!"
"I don’t like human beings."
"Feed her! Feed her!"
"Do you already regret your little escape? In fact, I'm thankful for it, because now... I know definitely you are the middle piece!"
"God. Are you God? I'm just a puny insect. I cast out my parents, left my child, dismissed their love and led a selfish life. Just like an insect. No, my existence is even lower than insects, but... but dear God... that's how I've lived, and this is my punishment. I want to believe that I'm still a human being... Hey girls! Hey mister! What an insane world we live in."
"Oh shit! I have to shit!"
"100 percent medically INaccurate"
"One digestive system? Is this a perverted film you've been talking about?"
"He's gonna stitch us up. He's gonna stitch us up arse-to-mouth."
"Let's see. The centipede can be considered a phallic symbol. Centipedes are very aggressive creatures. Their bite can be very painful. Maybe he's connecting the pain that a centipede inflicts with the pain inflicted on him through use of psychological and sexual abuse by his father."
"100 percent politically incorrect"
"I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!"
"Hey, cockroaches, did you like these films? I handpicked them for you as an instructional and mental training. The world's first human-prison centipede will finally teach you how to become humans."
"Well, it is 100% medically accurate. I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam and he made a very detailed operation report for me and he said he could actually make a human centipede in his hospital. I brought the... operation reports and the drawings... so maybe you can have a look at that?"
"This trash occupies a world where the stars don't shine."
"This is exactly what America needs."
"underneath an extremely repulsive concept, [First Sequence] is a relatively conventional horror movie."
"Grotesque, visceral and hard to (ahem) swallow, this surgical horror doesn't quite earn its stripes because the gross-outs overwhelm and devalue everything else"
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to [First Sequence]. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."
"If I had to make a fourth one, which I might do in 20 years from now, who knows, it will be about connecting all starving Africans on the African continent done by a charity organization, to solve the hunger problem. Or about aliens connecting the whole human race!"
"Thank you BBFC for putting spoilers of my movie on your website and thank you for banning my film in this exceptional way. Apparently I made an [sic] horrific horror-film, but shouldn't a good horror film be horrific? My dear people it is a fucking MOVIE. It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief [sic]. It is art. Give people their own choice to watch it or not. If people can't handle or like my movies they just don't watch them. If people like my movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere also in the UK."
"It should be mandatory to watch THC2 in school classes...It deals with a character that is bullied and what to do!"
"No matter how busy you ever got you, always found time for me. And I can't believe I'm never going to speak to you again."
"I'm getting us out of here. I promise."
"I had the most beautiful dream. It was a perfect day. And all I could think about was how much I wanted to cut you all open, and then climb inside your bodies, so that we could stay one happy family."
"It's in me. Don't let it take my babies."
"Mommy's with the maggots now."
"Open up and let us in, Kassie. We can be a big happy family again."
"Eeny, meeny, miny, you."
"Mommy loves you to death."
"Come to mommy."
"Lily Sullivan - Beth"
"Alyssa Sutherland - Ellie"
"Morgan Davies - Danny"
"Gabrielle Echols - Bridget"
"Nell Fisher - Kassie"
"Richard Crouchley - Caleb"
"Mirabai Pease - Teresa"
"Anna-Maree Thomas - Jessica"
"Jayden Daniels - Gabriel"
"Billy Reynolds-McCarthy - Jake"
"Tai Wano - Scott"
"I still have a lot of work that needs to be done."
"[to Valentina] The wire saw inside of that box was invented by an Italian physician, Leonardo Gigli. It creates an extraordinarily clean-cut to the bone."
"[from a deleted scene] When I was a kid, my uncle used to take me fishing. Each lure attracted a different kind of fish. You went fishing too, didn't you, Cecilia? Phishing with a "ph". It's the same concept: you trick your prey. You target the weak. What was the lure that you used to hook me? It was my life... My life. My desire to live another day."
"All of you. All of you... All of you. You promised dying people -- [at the top of his lungs] DYING PEOPLE!!! -- that you could save their lives. And in doing so, you took advantage of the only thing... that they still possessed: Hope."
"Valentina, follow my instructions if you want to live. There are more than five pounds of marrow in the human body. All you need is three ounces. There’s more than enough in your femur. Just suction it out, it’ll be transferred to that device right there and it will deactivate the saw around your neck. Don’t hesitate, because your time is prescribed."
"What's your life really mean to you, Parker? Have you ever thought about that? Because if you find the meaning of your life... what you've found is your soul."
"I promise you, Amanda, one way or another, it's all gonna work out according to plan."
"[in a deleted scene] You know, I really should've seen you coming. I've played so many games, and here I got played. Played!"
"[to Gabriela who stopped John's audio tape] I'm afraid that's not going to work. You're going to have to play the game."
"[to Gabriela giving instructions to her game] Although you all pretended to cure my cancer, I have spent years in treatment. Chemotherapy, immunotherapy, radiation. Radiation machines are not to be trifled with. So, follow my instructions carefully, Gabriela."
"[to Gabriela] Broken bones heal. Flesh can be grafted. This will not be easy, but then, nothing worth having, like life, ever is."
"[to Carlos] You are a warrior, my boy. A warrior."
"[Promotional tape] Hello there. Thank you for reaching out. A very brave thing to do... I hear that, uh, you're looking for a restart -- a cleanse. But I must ask, are you sure this is the right path for you? What you are about to experience will truly put you to the test, a test unlike any other that you've faced before. If you'd still like to proceed... Simply text 'I want to play a game' to this phone number for your first challenge. Good luck."
"I'd like to play a game. Perhaps one that addresses those sticky fingers of yours. I've had my eyes on you. And I do not like what I see. Your job as a custodian is a noble one: sanitizing and sterilizing the hospital. Helping patients avoid sickness. But there is a sickness inside you that needs to be excised. You have the ability to not only save your soul today... but your sight. All you have to do is click the dial across the five positions and you will live to see another day. You have sixty seconds."
"Hello, Diego. Or should I call you Doctor Cortez? I'd like to play a game. Attached to your arms are two explosive devices—pipe bombs. Think of the explosives as a sort of.. cancer; a malignancy that must be cut out for you to survive. The blades cannot cut through the galvanized cable, but they can slice through flesh and muscle, allowing you to cut the cancer away. Live or die; the choice is yours."
"Hello, Mateo. It's time to play a game. The rules are simple: place a big enough piece of your cerebral tissue into the glass enzyme tank, and you win. If you complete your task in less than three minutes, the enzymes will dissolve the tissue, and close a circuit. This will save your life. But know this: the brain is a remarkably resilient organ. There have been accounts of people undergoing complete anatomical hemispherectomies—half their brain removed—only to have it rewire itself, so that the patient not only survives, but thrives. The only thing I have not provided is your anesthetic. But trust me, you will want to remain alert. If you fail to act, the consequences will not go well for you. Do not waste time. Live or die; the choice is yours."
"Cecilia Pederson, Parker Sears. You've each been working a grift. Playing a role, working together. Continuing to play out your scam, never realizing that you have been the marks all night long. You were given a chance for redemption. But at every turn, you chose death instead of life. You have played your last con game, but not your last game. The two of you have worked together to destroy others. Now you'll work against... each other. Only one can survive. And the choice is yours."
"[To Valentina] You'll make it, so long as you keep your head."
"Walk in with a gun, get treated like a criminal."
"My father, Dr. Finn Pederson, was forced into hiding by corrupt governments and their relationship to Big Pharma. Why? Because my father was on the cusp of curing dozens of diseases, which means no more need for lifelong medication. Can you imagine what that implies? Well, the big drug companies certainly can."
"[after pulling out Valentina's intestines] We have a rope."
"[in a deleted scene] You're right about me: I'm a huge disappointment to my father. Great scientist, horrible dad. I grifted off his name. Shitting on his legacy was just a bonus, I'll admit that. I rob, and I steal, and I cheat. Money that's about to go to some government or someone's poor children, I don't care. I admit it. Why can't you admit to what you really are?"
"[in a deleted scene] I once told you we're not so different, you and I, John, and I was right. We are liars, both of us. The only difference? I'm... I'm not a psychopath. Take a look around the fucking room, John! It's a slaughterhouse in here! How can you justify this?"
"New game! It's called "We Live, You Die, Fuck You". Simple enough."
"For a guy as smart as you are, John, you kind of overplayed your hand here, wouldn't you say?"
"You wanna know what I thought, while I watched them each die? "One less person to split the money with.""
"God. Is that really all you've got left, John? When I realized who you really were... Jig-fucking-saw! I got a bit worried. God's honest. And now, the great John Kramer is gonna die in one of his own traps. There's some wicked irony. And the crazy thing is, that you could've just walked away! Acknowledge that you got beat. Got conned. But no... you just had to come back, didn't you?"
"Parker Sears: You guys are fucking sick."
"Mark Hoffman: Out of all the men to cheat, you pick John Kramer? I mean, I'd call that... epic bad luck."
"Witness the Return of Jigsaw."
"The Tenth Chapter Cuts Through Time."
"Tobin Bell - John Kramer / Jigsaw"
"Synnøve Macody Lund - Cecilia Pederson"
"Steven Brand - Parker Sears"
"Renata Vaca - Gabriela"
"Joshua Okamoto - Diego"
"Octavio Hinojosa - Mateo"
"Paulette Hernández - Valentina"
"Jorge Briseño - Carlos"
"Costas Mandylor - Mark Hoffman"
"Michael Beach - Henry Kessler"
"Isan Beomhyun Lee - Custodian"
"Dave Alfano - Doctor"
"Katie Barberi - Cancer Support Group Leader"
"Lucía Gómez-Robledo - MRI Technician"
"Donagh Gordon - Dr. Finn Pederson"
"No backup, 'cause there's nobody on the force I can fuckin' trust!"
"Do I smell like jerk sauce and baby wipes?"
"Me no want no partner!"
"Twelve years ago, I turn in a dirty cop, I get a medal for it! Big fuckin' deal. I also got a bullet, and I got to look over my back for the rest of my career!"
"We're cops. This is the life we choose. Highest divorce rate, highest suicide rate. Highest rate of domestic violence. Yo, when you decided to become a cop, you pretty much assured yourself you were gonna die alone."
"Dad... We live in the same building. I saw you out front the other day, you nodded at me like we were the only two black guys in the mall! We haven't had a meal together in over a year!"
"Baz was my friend! Fuck me? No. Fuck. You!"
"Damn, Nigga! Wash your hands."
"Can I tag you, Motherfucker?!"
"Why, cause you're worried about that bone sticking out your leg? Why don't you let me sterilize it?"
"Don't forget, Pete. You gave me the knife."
"That was just a diversion to get us out of the precinct!"
"Your dad's the reason for all of this. He's why I wanna do this in the first place."
"You took a stand, Zeke, against a dirty cop, and what did it get you? A lifetime of watching your back, working alone... Getting a call from every homeless bum who turns up dead. I mean, let's be real, some of these motherfuckers are straight up evil."
"John Kramer was right -- The Spiral: a symbol of change, evolution, progress. But why limit that to an individual when you can apply it to a whole system?"
"Let's face it, these cops, they're not gonna clean up on their own. But we take... a tongue here, a few bones there, they'll come around."
"At the rate your old man's bleeding out, in just three minutes, those jars will be full and your dad will be dead. The only thing that can set him free is the bullet in your gun, fired at that target. That's the game. Shoot me, and you both lose. Shoot the target, and we both win. You wanna play?"
"You failed that test. Now I need you to choose who you're really with: the man who corrupted the force, or the one who's trying to save it."
"[trailer only] Hello, Detective Banks. Do you know where your officers are?"
"[trailer only] Hello, Detective Banks. When was the last time you saw your father?"
"Hello, Detective Bozwick. I want to play a game. The Three Train is arriving in two minutes. It is up to you to decide if this will be your final stop. You have taken the witness stand many times and railroaded innocent people with your lies, putting them away in jail. Today, it is you who will be railroaded. You have one chance to live: tear from your mouth the tongue that has so often been used to lie and to deceive. Take a leap of faith, and you will live. Only your weight will rip away your lying tongue and save you. Live or die, make your choice."
"Hello, Detective Banks. I'm here to help reform the Metro Police. To remind them of their oath to the people of this city. One officer from your station refused to be reformed. He will not be the last to play my game."
"Hello, Detective Banks. Salvation was offered, but it was declined. I have a bone to pick with the Police Department, and if you're going to point fingers, you should start by pointing them at yourselves. Until you come clean, many more will die."
"Hello, Detective Fitch. I want to play a game. The tide of justice is rising around you. In ninety seconds, the water will rise to the height of the copper wires, and if you are still in the tank, you will be electrocuted unless you make the sacrifice that will cleanse you. You murdered a man because he insulted you. Your finger pulled the trigger, and that cannot happen again. Survival is simple, but it comes with a sacrifice. Bite down on the device in your mouth, which will start the motor that will rip your fingers away, leaving your free to escape with your life. But if you don't act quickly, all that awaits you is this watery tomb. Live or die, make your choice."
"Hello, Captain Garza. I want to play a game. You have covered up corruption in your Department, never sticking your neck out for the innocent. Now, the cover-up will be on you. In a few seconds, boiling hot wax will be coming out of the pipe above you. The only way to stop yourself from being suffocated is to sever your spinal cord with the blade beneath your neck, which will stop the wax. You cannot walk away, but you can survive. Live or die, make your choice."
"Hello, Detective Banks. I want to play a game. When Peter Dunleavy murdered an innocent man, your career was shattered like glass. Can you stand on the sidelines while justice is finally served? There is a way to save him, or you can keep him locked up and throw away the key. The decision is yours."
"Jigsaw Copycat... That could be difficult."
"See? That right there. This ain't about you. You're always making shit about you!"
"Where the fuck were all of you, huh?! My son called for backup three times in eight minutes and none of you motherfuckers could get here?! Nobody! Nothing?! Crickets. Alright, this is what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna call Dispatch and find out who was closest available. And when I do, I'm gonna take this gun and shoot that motherfucker. We clear?"
"You wanna play games, motherfucker? Alright! I'll play."
"Chris Rock - Detective Zeke Banks"
"Max Minghella - Detective William Schenk"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Marcus Banks"
"Marisol Nichols - Captain Angie Garza"
"Daniel Petronijevic - Detective Marv "Boz" Bozwick"
"Richard Zeppieri - Detective Fitch"
"Patrick McManus - Peter Dunleavy"
"Ali Johnson - Officer Jeannie Lewis"
"Zoie Palmer - Kara Bozwick"
"Dylan Roberts - Sergeant Morgey"
"K. C. Collins - Detective Drury"
"Edie Inksetter - Detective Kraus"
"Nazneen Contractor - Coroner Chada"
"Thomas Mitchell - Detective O'Brien"
"Chad Camilleri - Benny"
"Christopher Ramsay - Crack Punk"
"Morgan David Jones - Officer Barrett"
"Nadine Roden - Officer Grant"
"Frank Licari - Emmerson"
"Genelle Williams - Lisa Banks"
"Trevor Gretzky - Officer Pat Jones"
"[Acting in a pornographic film] Baby, I'm gonna fuck you up."
"[Final words] That's it, Milos. That's the cinema. That's film!"
"[After Milos has finally revealed that he was raping his son, and his brother was raping his wife] A real, happy Serbian Family. Life... Art."
"It's a pleasure to shake the hand that has jerked such a big cock."
"Right hand is the sex center in any man, It's direct line between your brain and cock. Ever since you childhood. Your hand is special for it has jerked such a special cock. Milos, it's an honor to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck. Pornography is art, but people can't see that!"
"[To a completely offended Milos walking out of the room] Newborn porn! [Pause] Newborn!"
"Rare kind of Monks put seven adult he-goats into a shed during summer. They leave them for a month until their balls are like mellons. When they get too hot, they start fucking one another. The monks take the dried bloody cum off their balls and mix it with milk. It makes the finest bread spread there is. You're a he-goat, Milos. I'm your monk."
"With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability."
"Where there is no life, there can't be real art. A real talent will rot here, while maggots are giving press conferences."
"Am I talking to the Balkan sex god. Nikola Tesla of world pornography?"
"Easy on that whiskey. Rye kills sexual appetite."
"Start with the little one."
"Srđan "Zika" Todorović as Milos"
"Sergej Trifunovic as Vukmir"
"Jelena Gavrilovic as Marija"
"Slobodan Bestic as Marko"
"Katarina Zutic as Lejla"
"Luka Mijatovic as Stefan"
"Ana Sakic as Jecina majka"
"Lena Bogdanovic as Doktorka"
"Miodrag Krcmarik as Rasa"
"Nenad Herakovic as Cuvar 1"
"Carni Djeric as Cuvar 2"
"Andela Nenadovic as Jeca"
"Tanja Divnic as Vaspitacica"
"A pity fuck is still a fuck, dude!"
"Dude, they are hot. I bet you they hate their fathers."
"[Electrocuting one of the guards with his own cattle prod] Die, you motherfucker! You die now, motherfucker! [Mockingly] Now I fuck your mother now!"
"The problem is... [pinning Carter's hands to the table] HE'S STILL ALIVE!"
"Kip Pardue as Carter"
"Brian Hallisay as Scott"
"John Hensley as Justin"
"Sarah Habel as Kendra"
"Chris Coy as Travis"
"Skyler Stone as Mike"
"Thomas Kretschmann as Flemming"
"Zulay Henao as Nikki"
"Nickola Shreli as Viktor"
"Derrick Carr as Mossberg"
"Frank Alvarez as Mesa"
"Evelina Turen as Anka (as Evelina Oboza)"
"Kelly Thiebaud as Amy"
"Tim Holmes as Beardo"
"[To Fred attempting suicide] Do you always try to stop trespassers by hanging yourself?"
"That's not my Bob!"
"We're gonna be french fries! Human french fries!"
"Baby's fat. You fat... fat and juicy."
"John Steadman as Fred"
"Janus Blythe as Ruby"
"Arthur King as Mercury"
"Russ Grieve as Big Bob Carter"
"Virginia Vincent as Ethel Carter"
"Susan Lanier as Brenda Carter"
"Dee Wallace as Lynne Wood"
"Brenda Marinoff as Katy"
"Robert Houston as Bobby Carter"
"Martin Speer as Doug Wood"
"James Whitworth as Jupiter"
"Michael Berryman as Pluto"
"Lance Gordon as Mars"
"Cordy Clark as Mama"
"Wes Craven's classic original!"
"Just keep telling yourself it's only a film...It's only a film..."
"Camping out with the family can be murder."
"Esta tranquila familia no quería matar... pero tampoco quería morir (Mexico)"
"We guarantee you will jump out of your seat and scream in fear!"
"The lucky ones died first..."
"They burned the father, killed the mother, and raped the sister!"
"[Only line] Reaper don't get fooled like Papa Jupe! Oh no!"
"[After just dodging and catching a cylinder with spikes sticking out of it, laughing] You missed me...! Na, na...!"
"Robert Houston as Bobby"
"David Nichols as The Psychiatrist"
"Virginia Vincent as Ethel Carter (archive footage)"
"James Whitworth as Jupiter (archive footage)"
"Susan Lanier as Brenda (archive footage)"
"Tamara Stafford as Cass"
"Kevin Blair as Roy"
"John Laughlin as Hulk"
"Willard E. Pugh as Foster (as Willard Pugh)"
"Peter Frechette as Harry"
"Colleen Riley as Jane"
"Penny Johnson Jerald as Sue"
"Janus Blythe as Rachel / Ruby"
"Lance Gordon as Mars (archive footage)"
"Brenda Marinoff as Katy (archive footage)"
"Martin Speer as Doug (archive footage)"
"Edith Fellows as Mrs. Wilson"
"Arden Roger Meyer as Man With Towel"
"John Bloom as The Reaper"
"Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? Younger, more beautiful, more perfect. One single injection unlocks your DNA, starting a new cellular division, that will release another version of yourself. This is the Substance. You are the matrix. Everything comes from you. Everything is you. This is simply a better version of yourself. You just have to share. One week for one and one week for the other. A perfect balance of seven days each. The one and only thing not to forget: You. Are. One. You can't escape from yourself."
"What has been used on one side, is lost on the other side. There's no going back."
"[watching Sue dismiss her career on a TV interview] Jurassic Fitness? I'll fucking show you. You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? You want it? Come on, come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness!"
"[to lifeless Sue] You're the only part of me I don't hate."
"There's been a slight misuse of the Substance."
"Hi everybody. I'm Sue. And it's time to Pump It Up!"
"[to Elisabeth] I won't be out late, so just wait for me. Don't eat too fast."
"[in a panic] I need a better version of myself. Please give me a better version of myself, please! Please! Come on!"
"I'm so happy to be with you tonight. I've missed you all so much..."
"[on the phone in the bathroom] I don't care if I see every fucking young girl in this fucking town in the next few weeks. Look, I made it simple. We need her young. We need her hot. We need her now. How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, that's the fucking mystery to me. Oh, Oscar winner, my ass. When was that back in the 30s? What, for King Kong? [laughs] No, I don't give a fuck what we promised her. This is network TV, not a fucking charity. Find me someone new. NOW! Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease by the age of 25? How old is Jennifer? Ha ha. You better get busy. [laughs as he walks out]"
"[to Sue] Gorgeous. With a pure heart. People are gonna love that!"
"[to the shareholders, about Sue] You will not be disappointed. She's my most beautiful creation. I have shaped her for success."
"Sue! These are the Shareholders, they are dying to meet you! Is everything okay? So SMILE! That's what we want tonight! Pretty girls should always SMILE!"
"Fred: You haven't changed a bit! You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world!"
"Casting Director: Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose!"
"Oliver: I am actually quite handy if you ever need me to be an aid. I have got a big hammer, you know what I mean!"
"Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself?"
"If you follow the instructions, what could go wrong?"
"It'll change your life."
"You have to control yourself."
"Demi Moore - Elisabeth Sparkle"
"Margaret Qualley - Sue"
"Dennis Quaid - Harvey"
"Edward Hamilton Clark - Fred"
"Gore Abrams - Oliver"
"Oscar Lesage - Troy"
"Christian Erickson - man at diner"
"Robin Greer - nurse"
"Tom Morton - doctor"
"Hugo Diego Garcia - Diego, boyfriend"
"Yann Bean - The Substance voice"
"Because Death took so long to make its way through the survivors, these people went on to have families. Families that they never should've had. So Death took them too. I mean.. Don't you see this? Death is coming for us because we were never supposed to exist!"
"Fifty years ago, Grandma survived a disaster."
"I always knew this day would come. I held him off for years. He's a relentless son of a bitch. Won't stop till he finishes the job. Death is coming for our family."
"This book, it'll show you everything you need to know to keep our family safe."
"When the universe speaks, you pay attention."
"My old man just died, I come in as a favor, and now they want me to lock up."
"Maybe Death's not actually coming for our family. 'Cause that would be crazy."
"Only by embracing death will it pass you by."
"There are only two ways: life or death. By killing, if you take a life, you get the time that person had left. Or, to truly break the cycle, you have to die."
"The rules have changed."
"There's no running this time."
"Good luck."
"Howard Campbell: Family, you don't get to pick the one you get. Just gotta love the one you got."
"Bobby Campbell: Don’t touch those babies."
"Death runs in the family."
"If you screw with Death's plans, things can get very... messy."
"Life is a death trap."
"- Stefani Reyes"
"- Charlie Reyes"
"- Darlene Campbell"
"Owen Patrick Joyner - Bobby"
"- Uncle Howard"
"Tinpo Lee - Marty Reyes"
"- Aunt Brenda"
"Tony Todd - William John Bludworth"
"- Iris (1960's)"
"Max Lloyd-Jones - Paul Campbell"
"It's not Ben anymore."
"Dangerously close to human."
"Something's wrong with Ben."
"They thought he was family."
"— Lucy Pinborough"
"Victoria Wyant — Kate"
"Gia Hunter — Erin Pinborough"
"Benjamin Cheng — Nick"
"— Adam Pinborough"