176 quotes found
"I am a cartoon."
"What in The Matrix hell?"
"[as "Michael Jordan" enters the locker room] Come on, man, that is Michael B. Jordan. The actor."
"Aahhh! I am shorter than Kevin Hart!"
"Well, Bugs Bunny, I need to assemble an elite team to help crush this Al-G guy. And I need to do it before that game clock runs down."
"I am Robin?!"
"Is that Harry Potter world?"
"I have been coaching you all this whole time. Sylvester over here getting the wrong MJ, Granny is out here having a martini on halftime, and Taz might as well be playing for the other team."
"[Sees The Brow from Goon Squad] Dang, what did they do to my boy, AD?"
"I like to remind myself who I am playing for. My family. And right now, it's all about Dom."
"[remembering what Dom said to him] "You never let me just… do me.""
"Bugs… time to do what you guys do best."
"Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would have known that if I would have listened more. Sorry I did not. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I am still learning how. You are teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I do not even know if I am saying this right."
"[hugs Dom] I love you too, son."
"[facing the enemy] I do not think so."
"[happily; to Bugs, who ended up in the real world] It is good to see you, buddy."
"Tune Squad on three. One, two, three… [all] Tune Squad!"
"[last line] What do you mean, “the whole gang”?"
"Like how Dom built a video game. He’s 12 and he built his own game."
"He does not need a coach. He needs his dad."
"[along with Darius and Xosha in the car arrives at the Gate two near the Warner Bros. Studios, Burbank.] Malik, you have zero seconds to tell me where my husband and my son are."
"[as she, Darius, and Xosha are transported into the Serververse] Whoa, what in the world?!"
"[to LeBron] You got to win this game and get our son back."
"[to Dom] I told you not to bring that out here."
"[about LeBron] How does he do that?"
"You make me hate basketball."
"You never let me do what I want to do. You never let me just… do me."
"[sadly] My entire character is gone. It is going to take me at least a week to rebuild."
"It was great. They really helped me out. Stored all the scans right on my phone."
"Come on, Dad. Why you gotta make everything so serious?"
"He’s not bad. He’s just sad because he works so hard and no one pays attention to him. He’s like me, Dad."
"I’m playing basketball. I thought you’d be happy."
"[laughs] What’s wrong, Al? That was awesome."
"Dad, what are you doing? We are in the middle of the game."
"Sounds right to me."
"[hugs LeBron] I love you, Dad."
"Mom! Hey, Xosha!"
"I got this, Dad."
"[confronts Al-G Rhythm and quits the job to not be member of the Goon Squad] I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I am not about that, Al-G. I am playing with my dad."
"Yeah. I’m actually pretty excited."
"I think I’mma just take a break from video games for now. You know, after we…"
"What are you talking about?"
"Thank you, Dad."
"I think I’mma hold onto it."
"[repeated line; to LeBron] What is up, doc?"
"[sighs] Tune World is my home. It is the only place where I can be me, where I belong."
"What brings you to Tune World, doc?"
"So, you want me, a talking cartoon bunny, to play with you, an NBA superstar, in a high-stakes basketball game? [to the camera] Sounds awfully familiar."
"[after Al-G changes the Tunes from 2D to 3D] Al-G... THIS MEANS WAR."
"How big are these butts?"
"[to Daffy, annoyed, after Al-G says all the Tune will be deleted if they lose] You just could not keep your big beak shut."
"We're getting murderized!"
"You know something? If we are going out, we are going out looney. Let it go, team! All tooney, big Mooney, full looney!"
"[greetings to Dom] What is up, Dom?"
"Oh, it is on."
"In and out, crossover, step back, [Lola: Bugs, no!] SHOOT! [starts glitching]"
"[before he dies and rejuvenates] That's all folks."
"Aw, that is so sweet."
"[last lines] You can’t get rid of us now, Doc. We’re family!"
"An orphanage. Of course."
"Sam, shoot the ball. [Yosemite Sam literally shoots the ball with his two guns, making the other Looney Tune characters run away. When the smoke clears, Daffy is bill, bullet-riddled, is on the other side of his head] Let is try that again, shall we?"
"[sees his new 3D self in a suit] I look expensive."
"Well, that happened."
"I am not a betting duck, but my money is on the other team."
"We need a boost, a pick-me-up. [turns his beak back on his face] A secret weapon."
"[referring to Granny] She knows time is literally on their side, right?"
"That no-good despicable son of a glitch!"
"We couldn't get Michael A. Jordan, so we got Michael B. Jordan??"
"We will get your son back. I promise."
"[after being changed into her 3D style] What in the world?"
"The Tune Squad does not give up at halftime. The Tune Squad does not give up ever."
"I got you, Bron!"
"I got hops! Whoo! [slides across the court]"
"[to Dom] Oh, it is so nice to meet you."
"Can't a lady check her Twitter?"
"Oh, do not worry. Time is on our side."
"[referring to Chronos] I am going old-school on his butt."
"Tick-tock. [ages Chronos forward 132 years]"
"[holds a Tune Squad jersey number seven] I made this for your son, just in case."
"[referring to Al-G Rhythm] He is a bad guy."
"[slow-motion] Arriba!!! Arri-- Mi sombrero! Epa, epa, epa! Neo am not got nothing on me, bro! (Note: "mi sombrero" means "my hat" in Spanish)"
"Ooh, you got baggage, lady. I can relate."
"Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!"
"[as Al-G changes him into his 3D style] I say, I say, cock-a-doodle-doo… not do that."
"I do not know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help."
"I got her! I got her! [gets squished by Arachnneka] Ohh. She got me."
"[sits on an open cooler] Do not ask."
"Beep-beep!"
"[first words] I've searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I've finally found him, LeBron James."
"[sighs] Pete, he’s a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Algorithmically speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a king."
"I know I’m just an algorithm, Pete. That’s precisely why I need King James."
"I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Warner Bros. launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine."
"Welcome, King James. I am the king of this domain."
"Hello. I'm Al-G Rhythm. And as you might have guessed, I'm an algorithm here at Warner Bros. The studio behind all the classics. But now, it's time for our greatest creation yet, Warner 3000. This will revolutionize the entire entertainment industry, and we want you to be on our team, King James. Now, we know you're busy, but we can make it very easy for you. Because our brand new Warner 3000 technology will scan you right into the movies. Oh, it's like looking into a mirror, huh, LeBron? Think about it, Batman vs. LeBron. LeBron of Thrones. LeBron and the Chamber of Secrets. The possibilities are endless. You'll be the king of Warner Bros. That's the power of Warner 3000. Say yes, LeBron, and together, we'll make mind-blowing entertainment forever."
"[furiously] AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!"
"This is the Warner Bros. Serververse."
"The only way you're getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball."
"Pete, send this clown to the rejects."
"No, Dom. No buts. [in distorted voice] You want your dad to respect you, you beat him in a game of your own creation. Dads don't understand reason, Dom. They understand power. You take the power. You gotta make him respect you. You make him see that you are special."
"Well, if it isn't the old-news Looney Tunes. Looking just as washed up as ever. You know what? I think it's time for an upgrade. [upgrades LeBron and the Looney Tunes into their 3D styles] Oh, they're alive! Alive! Oh, yeah. You're looking sharp, Looney Tunes."
"Let's get some butts in these seats!"
"It's game time!"
"Introducing the Goon Squad!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne! So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! How 'bout that, huh? Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you? Oh, boy. Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!"
"Oh, no! Are you kidding me? Road Runner Smoke Screen! It's the oldest trick in the book!"
"How did I lose control? I didn’t lose control. You lost… You… This one lost… I haven’t lost any…"
"Are you serious? Make a call, Pete! Oh, you wanna swallow your whistle? [grabs a chair throws to Pete swallow the whistle] Yeah! How'd that taste? Now call the game!"
"What do you mean, “What’s wrong?” They’re catching up. Run Dame Time."
"[as Granny beats Chronos] What in the AARP is going out here?"
"Hey, Dom! Are you a Tune or are you a Goon? Tune or Goon? Tune or Goon? Make up your mind. Make up your mind. Let's go. Sit down."
"Everyone happy, huh? Everybody - Everybody having a good time? Yeah? You having a lot of fun out there? 'Cause that's all what matters, right? Is that you're having fun? [yelling] THAT DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL! WHAT MATTERS THAT I WIN THIS [long bleep] GAME!! Oh, and you, Dom! HOW are you losing at your OWN game? [in distorted voice] FOR SERVER'S SAKE, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE! I expected a LOT more out of you, son! Get your head in the game! I need to WIN!!!"
"[in normal voice] Yeah. Maybe your dad was right about you. Letting you be you was a mistake."
"Okay. If everybody would move down, then we could all sit on the bench. Let’s all sit on the bench!"
"Are you serious? [holding the ball] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?"
"Oh, what? You got something to say?"
"First of all, it's Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you're not. You're playing against your dad. See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can't… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye] There's no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs, Dom walk backs away and joining the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!"
"Fine! [standing on the center court seeking revenge on Dom who scolded him join the Tune Squad] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!"
"Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love."
"That's cute. But I thought I told you. [snaps his fingers, forcing the ball out the net to take points away from the Tune Squad] It's my game now."
"Sic 'em, Goons."
"Incoming! Whoo! I'm a monster! We about to break the internet, baby! It's over!"
"Whoa! Where my Goons at? [White Mamba: Right here, Coach.]"
"Yeah, this is fun, huh? We should just do it again and again and again. Just over and over and over for all eternity. How's that sound?"
"That's cheating!"
"Great. Posterized."
"[last words] Oh, this is not how I wanted to go out!"
"White Mamba: What's up?"
"Wet Fire: Gimme that ball, rabbit!"
"Arachnneka: Eat that, eat that, eat that, eat that."
"The Brow: [confronts Tweety] Yeah. Bird versus baby bird."
"Chronos: [when Dame Time comes around] It's the King Stomper!"
": Looks like Wile E's gotten himself mixed up in the machine."
": Yes, I never doubted you for a second, LeBron! We are goin' home! [he and Ernie get teleported] Thank you so much! You are the Akron Hammer, the Chosen One! King James, man! [LeBron's followers get teleported too] I love you! [he cries joyfully] We going home!"
"Marvin the Martian: I claim this planet in the name of !"
"Fred Flintstone: Yabba Dabba Doo!"
"Yogi Bear: Hey, Boo-Boo!"
": I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me."
"They're all Tuned up for a rematch."
"Get ready for the slam dunk of the summer."
"LeBron James — Himself"
"Don Cheadle — Al-G Rhythm"
"Cedric Joe — Dom James"
"Khris Davis — Malik"
"Sonequa Martin-Green — Kamiyah James"
"— Darius James"
"Harper Leigh Alexander — Xosha James"
"Xosha Roquemore — Shanice James"
"Ernie Johnson Jr. Lil Rel Howery — Game Announcers"
"Michael B. Jordan — Himself"
"Jeff Bergman — Bugs Bunny, Sylvester, Yosemite Sam"
"– Yogi Bear"
"Zendaya — Lola Bunny"
"Gabriel "Gaby" Iglesias — Speedy Gonzales"
"Eric Bauza — Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Marvin the Martian"
"Candy Milo — Granny"
"Bob Bergen — Tweety Bird"
"Jim Cummings (credited) and Fred Tatasciore — Tasmanian Devil"
"Rosario Dawson — Wonder Woman"
"Justin Roiland — Rick and Morty"
"Anthony Davis — The Brow"
"Damian Lillard — Chronos"
"Klay Thompson — Wet-Fire"
"Nneka Ogwumike — Arachnneka"
"Diana Taurasi — White Mamba"
"Kimberly D. Brooks"
"Tom Hanks — Polar Express Conductor"
"Frank Welker — Scooby-Doo, Astro"
"Will Forte — Shaggy Rogers"
"Gina Rodriguez — Velma Dinkley"
"Zac Efron — Fred Jones"
"Amanda Seyfried — Daphne Blake"
"Mark Wahlberg — Brian Crown / Blue Falcon"
"Ken Jeong — Dynomutt"
"Jason Isaacs — Dick Dastardly"
"Billy West — Muttley"
"Channing Tatum — Migo"