86 quotes found
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
"They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting."
"[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!"
"[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive..."
"Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars."
"I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!"
"The Devil is amongst us!"
"Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!"
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
"What we need is another war!"
"[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!"
"Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"
"She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!"
"Step right up you greebo bastards!"
"Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!"
"Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]"
"Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!"
"Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."
"Zombie Mother: No one will ever love you like your mother!"
"The rot has set in...."
"Gone with the Blood..."
"The most undercooked comedy in the history of Cinema!"
"The Goriest Fright Film of All Time!"
"...and this little zombie stayed at home!"
"Some things won't stay down... even after they die."
"There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!"
"You'll laugh yourself sick!"
"Timothy Balme - Lionel Cosgrove"
"Diana Peñalver - Paquita María Sánchez"
"Elizabeth Moody - Vera Cosgrove"
"Ian Watkin - Uncle Les"
"Brenda Kendall - Nurse McTavish"
"Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder (The Fighting Priest)"
"Jed Brophy - Void"
"Murray Keane - Scroat"
"Glenis Levestam - Nora Matheson"
"Lewis Rowe - Albert Matheson"
"Elizabeth Mullane - Rita"
"Harry Sinclair - Roger"
"She is most unreasonable. Why could not mother die? Dozens of people are dying all the time, thousands, so why not mother? And father too."
"[voiceover, from her diary] We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot appreciate our genius."
"[narrating] We realized why Deborah and I have such extraordinary telepathy and why people treat us and look at us the way they do. It is because we are MAD. We are both stark raving MAD!"
"[from her diary] My new year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow, you may be dead."
"[narrating] This notion is not a new one but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have worked it out carefully and are both thrilled by the idea. Naturally we feel a trifle nervous, but the pleasure of anticipation is great."
"[narration] The next time I write in this diary, Mother will be dead. How odd... yet how pleasing."
"It's a three act story with a tragic end."
"Only the best people fight against all obstacles in pursuit of happiness."
"All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic."
"Affairs are much more exciting than marriages. [pause] As Mummy can testify."
"Stick it up your bottom!"
"[about the murder of Honora Parker] I think she knows what's going to happen. She doesn't appear to bear us any grudge."
"Not all angels are innocent."
"The true story of a crime that shocked a nation."
"From a secret world no one could see...came a crime no one could believe."
"Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker"
"Kate Winslet - Juliet Hulme"
"Sarah Peirse - Honora Parker"
"Diana Kent - Hilda Hulme"
"Clive Merrison - Dr. Henry Hulme"
"Simon O'Connor - Herbert Rieper"
"Jed Brophy - John ("Nicholas")"
"Peter Elliott - Bill Perry"
"Gilbert Goldie - Dr. Bennett"
"Elizabeth Moody - Miss Waller"
"I was slipping away, that's what it felt like, life was leaving me, but I wasn't afraid; then I remembered: "There was something I was meant to do; somewhere I was meant to be.""
"Always, I would watch Ray; I was in the air around him, I was in the cold winter mornings he spent with Ruth Connors; and sometimes Ray would think of me, but he began to wonder maybe it was time to put that memory away, maybe it was time to let me go."
"There was one thing my murderer didn't understand; he didn't understand how much a father could love his child."
"My murderer was a man from our neighborhood. I took his photo once; he stepped out of nowhere and ruined the shot. He ruined a lot of things."
"I wasn't lost, or frozen, or gone... I was alive; I was alive in my own perfect world."
"Holly said there was a wide, wide heaven beyond everything we knew; where there was no cornfield, no memory, no grave... but I wasn't looking beyond yet, I was still looking back."
"I was in the blue horizon between heaven and earth. The days were unchanging and every and every night, I dream the same dream. The smell of damp earth. The scream no one heard. The sound of my heart beating like a hammer against cloth and I would hear them calling, the voices of the dead. I wanted to follow them to find a way out but I would always come back to the same door. And I was afraid. I knew if I went in there I would never come out."
"Grandma Lynn predicted I would live a long life because I had saved my brother. As usual, Grandma Lynn was wrong."
"The story of a life and everything that came after..."
"Saoirse Ronan - Susie Salmon"
"Mark Wahlberg - Jack Salmon"
"Rachel Weisz - Abigail Salmon"
"Rose McIver - Lindsey Salmon"
"Stanley Tucci - George Harvey"
"Susan Sarandon - Grandma Lynn"
"Michael Imperioli - Detective Len Fenerman"
"Christian Thomas Ashdale -Buckley Salmon"
"Reece Ritchie - Ray Singh"
"Charlie Saxton - Ronald Drake"
"Amanda Michalka - Clarissa"
"Jake Abel - Brian Nelson"
"Carolyn Dando - Ruth Connors"