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"[first lines] Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? And you see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed."
"Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is."
"Screws fall out all the time; the world is an imperfect place."
"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up…it'll be anarchy!'"
"[to Claire] You know how you said before that your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?"
"Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"They only met once, but it changed their lives forever."
"They were five total strangers, with nothing in common, meeting for the first time. A brain, a beauty, a jock, a rebel and a recluse. Before the day was over, they broke the rules. Bared their souls and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible."
"Five strangers with nothing in common, except each other."
"Emilio Estevez — Andrew "Andy" Clark"
"Anthony Michael Hall — Brian Ralph Johnson"
"Judd Nelson — John Bender"
"Molly Ringwald — Claire Standish"
"Ally Sheedy — Allison Reynolds"
"Paul Gleason — Vice Principal Richard Vernon"
"John Kapelos — Carl, the Janitor"
"Well I'm gonna park the cars and get the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the...season."
"[as an entourage of suits - led by Clark's boss - passes by single file] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
"[the newel post is wobbly, so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw] Fixed the newel post."
"LOTTA SAP in here. [spits then give an "okay" sign] Looks great! Little full, Lotta sap!"
"[handing Christmas lights to Russ] Unravel these. We need to check every bulb. [pulls out a huge tangle of lights] Oop. Little knot here, you can work on that. [hands it to Russ]"
"I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas."
"Going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record, Clark W. Griswold, Jr.! Remember, don't try this at home, kids; I am a professional. Later, dudes. Let 'er rip. Hang 10! [pushes off; goes sledding downhill at ridiculously high speed] OH, SHIIIIIIIIIT!!"
"[sliding through a forest on his saucer sled, barely avoiding trees] This is great! It's great! I'm dead!"
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-… [kicks something] sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?"
"[last line] I did it."
"That right there is a RV, I got it off my buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV."
"[about Snot] He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a "Mississippi leg hound" in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."
"I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic."
"Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?"
"[after finding out that Clark has received a "Jelly of the Month" club membership in place of a bonus] Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
"Audrey Griswold: Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"
"Ellen Griswold: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
"Ellen Griswold: Welcome to our home - what's left of it."
"Art: Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off."
"Mr. Shirley: [picks up the phone receiver] Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting."
"Clark W. Griswold, Sr.: [extreme close-up] SQUIRREL!!!"
"Yule crack up!"
"There's No Place Like Home for a Holiday!"
"Chevy Chase - Clark Wilhelm "Sparky" Griswold, Jr."
"Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold"
"Juliette Lewis - Audrey Griswold"
"Johnny Galecki - Russell 'Rusty/Russ' Griswold"
"John Randolph - Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Sr."
"Diane Ladd - Nora Griswold"
"E.G. Marshall - Art Smith"
"Doris Roberts - Frances Smith"
"Randy Quaid - Cousin Edward "Eddie" Johnson"
"Miriam Flynn - Cousin Catherine Johnson"
"Cody Burger - Cousin Rocky Johnson"
"Ellen Hamilton Latzen - Cousin Ruby Sue Johnson"
"William Hickey - Uncle Lewis"
"Mae Questel - Aunt Bethany (final role)"
"Nicholas Guest - Todd Chester"
"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Margo Chester"
"Brian Doyle-Murray - Mr. Frank Shirley"
"I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday."
"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."
"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease."
"Wease, we've got seventy dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens."
"[to his buddies, after knocking over a beer can stack] Very nice! We're here five minutes, and I–! I'm at a loss!"
"What's happenin', hot stuff?"
"Oh, sexy girlfriend!"
"No more yanky my wanky The Donger need food!"
"Ginny Baker: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row."
"Dorothy Baker: [to Jake Ryan on the phone] Now you listen to me, mister! God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you! And as for our granddaughter, I'm sure she has more than enough sense to stay clear of the likes of you! Now goodnight and goodbye!"
"It's the time of your life that may last a lifetime."
"When you're just sixteen anything can happen!"
"Stuck between a nitwit and a heart-throb"
"Turning sixteen isn't easy, when you've fallen in love... for the first time"
"Molly Ringwald - Samantha Baker"
"Michael Schoeffling - Jake Ryan"
"Haviland Morris - Caroline Mulford"
"Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong"
"Anthony Michael Hall - The Geek"
"Justin Henry - Mike Baker"
"Paul Dooley - Jim Baker"
"Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker"
"Blanche Baker - Ginny Baker"
"Edward Andrews - Howard Baker"
"Billie Bird - Dorothy Baker"
"Carole Cook - Grandma Helen"
"Max Showalter - Grandpa Fred"
"Liane Alexandra Curtis - Randy"
"John Cusack - Bryce"
"Darren Harris - Cliff a.k.a. "Wease""
"Deborah Pollack - Marlene, aka "Lumberjack""
"Joan Cusack - Geek Girl #1"
"Brian Doyle-Murray - Reverend at Wedding"
"Jami Gertz - Robin"
"John Kapelos - Rudy Ryszczyk"
"Zelda Rubinstein - Organist"
"(The car is stuck in a traffic circle) Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."
"[singing] Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold/this shit's been around for a very long time."
"Yeah country's eons old kids, that's centuries to you and me."
"[about Stonehenge] Take a last look kids, At one of man's most curious creations, built to stand the test of time and the elements, the war, you name it, A thing of glory for a million in future generations to see, and we were here."
"For over two thousand years, Europe has survived many great disasters. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase & his family are coming from America!"
"For centuries, Europe has survived many foreign invasions. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase and his typical American family are on the way."
"Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold"
"Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold"
"Dana Hill as Audrey Griswold"
"Jason Lively as Rusty Griswold"
"Victor Lanoux as The Thief"
"Eric Idle as The Bike Rider"
"Yeah. Hi, look. I'm calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone. Our phones there are out of order."
"I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave; pretends to scream]"
"This is my house! I have to defend it!"
"I made my family disappear."
"I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!"
"Did anyone order me plain cheese?"
"You guys give up? Or ya thirsty for more?"
"Help, My house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy."
"Merry Christmas. May I sit down?"
"SON OF A!!!"
"A Family Comedy Without The Family."
"When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt."
"This Non-Family Comedy is a Real Scream."
"Macaulay Culkin as Kevin"
"Joe Pesci as Harry Lyme"
"Daniel Stern as Marv Murchins"
"Catherine O'Hara as Kate"
"John Heard as Peter"
"Kristin Minter as Heather"
"Devin Ratray as Buzz"
"Virginia Smith as Gegorette"
"Kieran Culkin as Fuller"
"Hillary Wolf as Megan"
"Michael C. Maronna as Jeff"
"Angela Goethals as Linnie"
"Senta Moses as Tracy"
"Sandra Macat as Santa's Elf"
"Terrie Snell as Aunt Leslie"
"Ralph Foody as Johnny"
"Michael Guido as Snakes"
"What he really wanted was to spend Thanksgiving with his family. What he got was three days with the turkey."
"Pack in the laughter!"
"Steve Martin - Neal Page"
"John Candy - Del Griffith"
"Laila Robins - Susan Page"
"Michael McKean - State Trooper"
"Kevin Bacon - Taxi Racer"
"Dylan Baker - Owen"
"Olivia Burnette - Marti Page"
"Larry Hankin - Doobie"
"Richard Herd - Walt"
"Matthew Lawrence - Neal Page, Jr."
"Edie McClurg - Car Rental Agent"
"Bill Erwin - Man on Plane"
"Ben Stein - Wichita Airport Representative"
"You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas."
"This is it. No turning back. Another Christmas in the trenches."
"Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. My family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?"
"Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?"
"He's Up Past His Bedtime in the City That Never Sleeps."
"Yikes! I Did It Again!"
"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost in New York."
"Start Spreading the News... New York is a Real Scream!"
"Guess Who's Alone in New York This Christmas!"
"Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister"
"Joe Pesci - Harry Lyme"
"Daniel Stern - Marvin "Marv" Merchants"
"Catherine O'Hara - Katie McCallister"
"John Heard - Peter McCallister"
"Devon Ratray - Buzz McCallister"
"Hillary Wolf - Megan McCallister"
"Maureen Elisabeth Shay - Linnie McCallister"
"Mike Maronna - Jeff McCallister"
"Gerry Bamman - Frank McCallister"
"Terri Snell - Leslie McCallister"
"Jedidiah Cohen - Rod McCallister"
"Senta Moses - Tracy McCallister"
"Daiana Campeanu - Sondra McCallister"
"Kieran Culkin - Fuller McCallister"
"Anna Slotky - Brooke McCallister"
"Tim Curry - Mr. Hector"
"Rob Schneider - Cedric"
"Dana Ivey - Mrs. Stone"
"Brenda Fricker - Pigeon Lady"
"Eddie Bracken - E.F. Duncan"
"Ralph Foody - Johnny"
"Clare Hoak - Carlotta"
"Donald Trump - Himself"
"[On the way to his brother's] Oh boy, those kids. I haven't seen those kids in a while. Tia's gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They're uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Nice kids."
"[Imitating a radio DJ while making breakfast] It’s 7:02 in the a.m., you’re listening to “W-I-don’t-have-to-go-to-work-today” brought to you by Kobolowski Tires. For the best in tires see Chanice! Kobolowski."
"[serving gigantic pancakes to Miles for his birthday] You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door!"
"[struggling to open the washing machine] Do I have to talk dirty to you? Come on! Open up for daddy! I'm gonna shove a load into you! Here we go! Come on, it's nice and easy. Aaah! Come on, here we go! Ah! Take that! Take that! Come on! You don't want the crowbar, do you? Come on! OPEN UP! UUGGHH! I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not!"
"[to Maizy's principal] I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
"[They're eating Chinese take-out] This is such a wonderful dinner, Mother. How DO you find the time?"
"[to her mother] If my whole family moved away from me, I'd have a heart attack too."
"Hey, Mom. Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?"
"Marcie Dahlgren-Frost: Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I'm single again, but I never bothered to remove the frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen."
"E. Roger Cogswell: [to Buck] You gotta let somebody know where you are. I've been checking car trunks for your corpse."
"John Candy - Buck Russell"
"Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell"
"Gaby Hoffmann - Maizy Russell"
"Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell"
"Amy Madigan - Chanice Kobolowski"
"Elaine Bromka - Cindy Russell"
"Garrett M. Brown - Bob Russell"
"Laurie Metcalf - Marcie Dahlgren-Frost"
"Jay Underwood - Bug"
"You know, it's so insane that someone you've never met, never talked to can be your enemy."
"I just want them to know that they didn't break me."
"If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them."
"Duckie, please!"
"May I admire you again today?"
"God, Andie, I would have died for you!"
"Blane? His name is Blane?! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"
"Drinking and driving don't mix, that's why I ride a bike."
"Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there!"
"It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice."
"It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!"
"This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!"
"We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!"
"I'm off like a dirty shirt."
"This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!"
"Good morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!"
"You buy everything, Steff. You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right."
"You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. I believed in you, I always believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you... [kisses Andie on the cheek] Always. [starts to leave]"
"Look, I don't want to take you home. I mean, I'd like to be with you. If not here, somewhere else. Anywhere you want. I'm sorry. What can I say? I made a mistake. I overestimated my friends. I'm sorry. What, do you wanna hit me?"
"Well, listen, any girl who did that to me, I would not be too jazzed to hold onto, Blane. It's not worth it, man. I told you it isn't gonna work, you know. This girl was, is, and will always be nada."
"Andie, you're a bitch."
"[to Duckie] You got a problem, friend?"
"A little, lingering doubt perhaps, Blane? You know, you gotta give her credit though. I mean, after you dumped her, she certainly went out and found herself what I'd have to say is probably the most interesting date that our generation..."
"[finishes stapling records to the window display] Applause, applause, APPLAUSE."
"[On the phone with boyfriend] Bondage has no place in my life. Since when? Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car!"
"Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss."
"Bouncer at CATS: Love's a bitch, Duck. Love's a bitch."
"Principal: If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't."
"He's Good. She's Good. He's just Duckie."
"He's crazy about her. She's crazy about him. He's just crazy."
"Blane's a pretty cool guy. Andie's pretty in pink. And Duckie's pretty crazy."
"The laughter. The lovers. The friends. The fights. The talk. The hurt. The jealousy. The passion. The pressure. The real world."
"Molly Ringwald - Andie Walsh"
"Harry Dean Stanton - Jack Walsh"
"Jon Cryer - Philip F. "Duckie" Dale"
"Andrew McCarthy - Blane McDonnagh"
"James Spader - Steff McKee"
"Annie Potts - Iona"
"So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
"If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscramble. Hurts so good."
"[to Wyatt's grandparents after they arrive unannounced] You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!"
"How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"
"I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!"
"You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
"It's all in the name of science. Weird Science."
"Something weird is happening at Wyatt and Gary's."
"They went from zeroes to heroes in one fantastic weekend."
"Gary and Wyatt have created the perfect woman. And she'll do anything they say all in the name of science."
"...it's purely sexual."
"If you can't get a date, make one!"
"Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace"
"Kelly LeBrock - Lisa"
"Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly"
"Bill Paxton - Chet Donnelly"
"Suzanne Snyder - Deb"
"Judie Aronson - Hilly"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Ian"
"Robert Rusler - Max"
"Vernon Wells - Lord General"
"Michael Berryman - Mutant Biker"
"Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?"
"Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club."
"Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't."
"[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious."
"Kenny, don't paint your sister!"
"[to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!"
"Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong."
"Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!"
"When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!"
"Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up."
"Michael Keaton - Jack Butler"
"Teri Garr - Caroline Butler"
"Frederick Koehler - Alex Butler"
"Taliesin Jaffe - Kenny Butler"
"Courtney White - Megan Butler"
"Brittany White - Megan Butler"
"Martin Mull - Ron Richardson"
"Miriam Flynn - Annette"
"Ann Jillian - Joan"
"Jeffrey Tambor - Jinx"
"Christopher Lloyd - Larry"
"Tom Leopold - Stan"
"No matter how many showers I take, I still smell Beethoven all over me."
"This is ridiculous! It's a dog. He doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference."
"He'll grow on you."
"The head of the family is the one with the tail."
"Charles Grodin - George Newton"
"Bonnie Hunt - Alice Newton"
"Nicholle Tom - Ryce Newton"
"Christopher Castile - Ted Newton"
"Sarah Rose Karr - Emily Newton"
"Dean Jones - Dr. Herman Varnick"
"Oliver Platt - Harvey"
"Stanley Tucci - Vernon"
"David Duchovny - Brad"
"Patricia Heaton - Brie"
"Laurel Cronin - Devonia Peet"
"Nancy Fish - Miss Grundel"
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Student #1"
"College is like high school with ashtrays."
"And in the end, I realized that I took more than I gave, I was trusted more than I trusted, and I was loved more than I loved. And what I was looking for was not to be found but to be made."
"Fantasy Girl: If you're still in love with her, how come you're here with me?"
"A comedy about the labors of love."
"Man. Woman. Life. Death. Infinity. Tuna casserole. One movie dares to tell it all."
"Kevin Bacon - Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs"
"Elizabeth McGovern - Kristen "Kristy" Bainbridge Briggs"
"Alec Baldwin - Davis McDonald"
"William Windom - Russ Bainbridge"
"Holland Taylor - Sarah Briggs"
"Cathryn Damon - Gayle Bainbridge"
"John Ashton - Ken"
"James Ray - Jim Briggs"
"Bill Erwin - Grandfather Briggs"
"Paul Gleason - Howard"
"Dennis Dugan - Bill"
"Larry Hankin - Hank"
"Edie McClurg - Lynn"
"Nancy Lenehan - Cynthia"
"Valerie Breiman as Erin"
"Gail O'Grady as Laura"
"Isabel García Lorca as Fantasy Girl"
"You killed my daddy!"
"You lived with him when he was nothing, you suffered his youth and the years of struggle, now you're entitled to half of everything he has."
"I don't usually smoke cigars, it's just that my friend had a baby."
"You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry."
"Are you all right? You seem a little... nice."
"Chet is going to shit a solid gold brick when he sees us."
"Pontoon boat? What are you going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?"
"You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes!"
"Dan Aykroyd as Roman Craig"
"John Candy as Chester "Chet" Ripley"
"Stephanie Faracy as Connie Ripley"
"Annette Bening as Kate Craig"
"Robert Prosky as Wally"
"Chris Young as Buck Ripley"
"Ian Giatti as Ben Ripley"
"Hillary Gordon as Cara Craig"
"Rebecca Gordon as Mara Craig"
"Lucy Deakins as Cammie"
"Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's looking for a fall right on her ass."
"[to himself] She's so beautiful. And I'm the town liar."
"He took the job that no one wanted...and got the girl that everyone did."
"Maximum comedy at minimum wage!"
"Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge"
"Jennifer Connelly - Josie McClellan"
"Dermot Mulroney - Nestor Pyle"
"Kieran Mulroney - Gil Kinney"
"John M. Jackson - Bud Dodge"
"Jenny O'Hara - Dotty Dodge"
"Noble Willingham - Roger Roy McClellan"
"William Forsythe - the Store Custodian"
"John Candy (uncredited) - the manager of the Target store"
"Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil"
"Jeff Daniels - Roger Dearly"
"Joely Richardson - Anita Campbell-Green Dearly"
"Joan Plowright - Nanny"
"Hugh Laurie - Jasper"
"Mark Williams - Horace"
"John Shrapnel - Skinner"
"Tim McInnerny - Alonzo"
"Hugh Fraser - Frederick"
"[notices that Watts has feelings for Keith after she walks off] Remember how I said I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons than alone for the right ones? I'd rather be right. [removes earrings] It's gonna feel good to stand on my own. Here. [gives earrings to Keith] In your heart you wanted to give these to somebody else. Go. Go on. [Keith kisses a smiling Amanda on the cheeks before going]"
"Before they could stand together, they had to stand alone."
"Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson"
"Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts"
"Lea Thompson - Amanda Jones"
"Craig Sheffer - Hardy Jenns"
"John Ashton - Cliff Nelson"
"Elias Koateas - Duncan"
"Molly Hagan - Shayne"
"Maddie Corman - Laura Nelson"
"Jane Elliot - Carol Nelson"
"Candace Cameron Bure - Cindy Nelson"
"Chynna Phillips - Mia"
"Scott Coffey - Ray"
"Carmine Caridi - Museum Guard"
"Lee Garlington - Gym Instructor"
"Pamela Anderson - Party Guest"