101 quotes found
"The name's Sly. Sly Cooper."
"Find a poster, make it look goofy, and move on. Just like junior high. [begins to deface Toothpick's posters]"
"Not for sale. It's Puny Greenhorn."
"Wow, I bet the original artist damaged his vision staring at this guy. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"If I was as homely as this guy, I would not hang my picture everywhere."
"I wish I could tear 'em down. Here's... Weakling of the West."
"I don't think vain begins to describe this guy. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"It's an improvement. I'll name this one... The Homely Buckaroo."
"What kind of sheriff puts up posters of himself? [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"I love a challenge. I call it... 10 Star Loser."
"This guy's a real egomaniac. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"
"[to Sly as he was about to steal a dagger from the museum] You didn't really think you were going to get away with it, did you, ringtail?"
"As much as I like the idea of Sly in a cell, nobody kidnaps Inspector Carmelita Fox and gets away with it! [motioning to Toothpick, who kidnapped her earlier]"
"How about less sweet talk and more action?"
"[after Sly activates the train whistles to blow into Toothpick's ears] YEEOOWWCH!! That hurts my ears! WHO TURNED ON THEM BLASTED WHISTLES?!? [grows large in size]"
"Kevin Miller as Sly Cooper"
"Matt Olsen as Bentley"
"Chris Murphy as Murray"
"Grey DeLisle as Carmelita Fox, Blimp Computer Voice"
"Annette Toutonghi as Penelope, Black Knight"
"David Scully as Dimitri Lousteau"
"Steve Blum as Rioichi Cooper, Lizard Guard, Lion, Store Keeper"
"Brian George as Salim al-Kupar, Panther, Tiger"
"Yuri Lowenthal as Sir Galleth Cooper"
"Patrick Seitz as Bob Cooper, "Wildman" Weezner, Mech Wolf, Steer Guard, Mammoth Guard"
"Sam Riegel as "Tennessee Kid" Cooper"
"Nolan North as Cyrille Le Paradox, El Jefe, Announcer"
"Fred Tatasciore as Grizz, Owl Guard, Sabertooth Guard, Penguin"
"David Lodge as Toothpick, Boar Guard"
"Eliza Jane Schneider as Miss Decibel"
"Michael Gough as Crane Guard"
"Cam Clarke as Monkey Guard"
"Robin Atkin Downes as Coyote Guard"
"Jess Harnell as Baboon Guard, Carny"
"John Mariano as Jackalope"
"Lani Minella as Rat trooper, Porcupine Guard, Dodo Guard"
"Iona Morris as Cat guard, Hack Computer Voice"
"Freddy Krueger: Freddy Krueger's bladed hands tore through Shao Kahn. The demonically-enhanced weapons had been more than a match for the emperor's dark magic. Though Freddy had saved Earthrealm, Nightwolf recognized him as an evil spirit, and in a Shamanistic ritual, sent him back to the Dream Realm. But that decision proved ruinous. Freddy did not resist. He welcomed a return to immortality. From the Dream Realm, he will again create a Nightmare in Earthrealm."
"Kratos: Shao Kahn was dead. The God of War had prevailed. The spell that had summoned him began to reverse itself. As he slowly faded from this place and time, Kratos was approached by Raiden and Fujin. Though he did not count them among his enemies, Kratos had never been beloved by these gods. He prepared for kombat. To his surprise, they bowed to him, a show of respect he had not seen from an immortal in many an age. Raiden explained that though his motives were not pure, Kratos had saved Earthrealm. He was owed a debt of gratitude. As he returned to his own world, Kratos nodded silently. Their change of heart would perhaps prove useful one day. A debt of gratitude is often dearly paid."
"Scorpion: Shao Kahn's death did nothing to relieve Scorpion's pain. The loss of his kin still weighed heavily upon him. For reasons he could neither explain nor understand, he was drawn to the home of the Shirai Ryu. Standing amid the rubble, in solemn contemplation, Scorpion was visited by apparitions of his fallen comrades. They revealed the true mastermind behind their brutal deaths. Enraged, he returned to the Netherrealm. As the spirits of his kin immobilized Quan Chi, Scorpion slew him, finally avenging their deaths."
"Shang Tsung: Shang Tsung voraciously consumed Shao Kahn's soul, absorbing his immense power. Overwhelmed by his new found sorcery, he fled to Outworld. Moments before suicide, Shang Tsung was visited by Bo' Rai Cho. The mentor of warriors offered to teach him to control the dark magic, but for a special purpose: Liu Kang had become a god. The power had corrupted him, transforming him into a tyrant. He needed to be stopped. After rigorous training, Shang Tsung mastered the one technique that could finish Liu Kang. Vengeance would finally be his."
"Sub-Zero: After the victory over Shao Kahn, Sub-Zero learned from Raiden the truth, that the Lin Kuei were ultimately responsible for the deaths of Sub-Zero's and Scorpion's families. Enraged, Sub-Zero offered Scorpion a chance to share in his quest for vengeance. With the might of fire and ice combined, they were a storm of vengeful fury as they cut down their foes. Once justice had been done, Sub-Zero and Scorpion disappeared into legend, emerging from obscurity only to avenge the innocent. The Forces of Darkness will never stop this Deadly Alliance."
"Patrick Seitz as Scorpion"
"Richard Epcar as Raiden"
"Lani Minella as Sindel"
"Andrew Kishino as Shang Tsung"
"Bob Carter as Shao Kahn"
"I detect danger lurking."
"Our most interesting proposal."
"I will remind you that without Gold Bolts, there is no money for a Spaceflix subscription."
"A survey of materials recovered from micro debris along congruent back doors originating in this quadrant indicates a high likelihood of Gold Bolt production."
"Five finger discount!"
"Glad to drop in!"
"Careful, careful. A real thief would know just how valuable those are."
"Sly! Focus on as many targets as possible!"
"What a lunatic risk! Do you have any idea how many times we almost bought him out there?"
"Looks like you picked up a few moves out there!"
"They’ve been rewritten in ancient Mesopotamian. The only translator I know of is in Istanbul!"
"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"
"David Kaye as Clank"
"Max Casella as Daxter"
"Quinton Flynn as Raiden"
"T.C. Carson as Kratos"
"Nolan North as Nathan Drake"
"Corey Burton as Zeus"
"All must submit to the rule of Galactus."
"Behold, The Power Cosmic itself!"
"Kneel before Galactus."
"Only the Ultimate Nullifier would give me pause."
"You are like an amoeba to me."
"You are not unlike an ant fighting the Sun."
"If you can be a god... then what shall we call Galactus?"
"Much like the Fantastic Four, you are nothing to me."
"Why do you laugh in the face of your own destruction?"
"No amount of training can prepare you for Galactus."
"I remember your homeworld. It was delicious."
"The ancient forces you draw upon mean nothing to one as old as the universe."
"You were recording that, were you, player? No? What do you mean you weren’t recording that!?"
"Hey, hey! It's Doctor Normal! Well... normal compared to me, anyway."
"Check me out! I’m the Ghost of Christmas Kick Your Ass!"
"OBJECTION! Oh man, that really is fun to say!"
"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Josh Keaton as Spider-Man"
"Nolan North as Deadpool"
"Steve Blum as Wolverine"
"Fred Tatasciore as Hulk"
"Next time, I won’t go so easy."
"Devote your life to me, and become my pawn. Only then will I let you live."
"Feeble creature, just lay down and die."
"It is time to strip you of your powers."
"As long as there's still fight in your fists, I'll take you on as many times as you like!"
"The driving power behind your fists should not be power, but your conviction!"
"The fight doesn't end here. The battle for self-improvement is never-ending."
"Stuart Zurgo? He used to be captain of the Captain Qwark cadet club! You wrote some really disturbing fanfiction. Yeesh!"
"All right, Q-Force. Our mission is simple. Drive back the gungarian hoard, restore the planetary defense center, and return to the Phoenix for what I can only hope is a galaxy-funded pizza party."
"I was in a different place back then! All I wanted to do was be just like you. Then I watched as you were involved in scandal after scandal! And every time the Galaxy just forgave you! You’re nothing but one big epic fail! And this time, you’re going to pay! Colon, closed parentheses. I’m out!"
"And to think, all this could have been avoided if you just acted like a real hero! But there are no real heroes, are there? Everyone is working an angle. Well now, so am I!"
"Oh, hello noobs! I'm guessing by now you realized that I am actually... Stuart Zurgo: the universe's most cunning supervillain! Are your feeble minds blown? Does it gnaw at you knowing that I was right under your noses the entire time?!"
"When I think about how many years I spent worshipping you, it makes me sick. I drew fan art. I moderated the Qwark forums. I even wrote a spec screenplay called "The Adventures of Captain Qwark and Sergeant Zurgo!""
"Three days I waited in line at the Kerwan convention center! All I wanted was an autograph. Instead they told us that you were arrested for kidnapping Abercrombie Fizzwidget!"