386 quotes found
"Good grief!"
"I can't stand it! (Sometimes accompanied by "I just can't stand it!")"
"You blockhead(s)!"
"(usually Charlie Brown): That's the way it goes..."
"(usually Snoopy or some inanimate object): My mother didn't raise me to be..."
"No matter how hard you try, you can't... (do something silly and impossible)"
"Why can't I have a normal (dog, baseball team, groundskeeper, etc...) like everyone else?"
"My stomach hurts..."
"(to Lucy in the football gag) You'll pull it away and I'll land on my back and kill myself."
"I got a rock. (multiple times in "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown")"
"It depresses a manager to see his team cry... (14 Jun 58)"
"(sees Lucy wearing one of his shirts:) Well hello there, Charlie Brown, you blockhead!! (Violet and Patty crack up as Lucy sighs and Charlie Brown walks away) (22 Feb 59)"
"(after proving there are no spiders in the baseball gloves:) In all the history of baseball, there has never been a manager who has had to go through what I have to go through! (6 Apr 61)"
"Other kids' baseball heroes hit home runs. Mine gets sent down to the minors! (7 May 63)"
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter like unrequited love! (15 Dec 64)"
"(On the little red-haired girl:) I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to her! Well, that's not exactly true... I hate myself for a lot of other reasons too. (17 Dec 64)"
"(in the class spelling bee, asked to spell the word "maze":) M...A...Y...S... AAUGH! (9 Feb 66)"
"(waking up after getting hit with a line drive:) I'm dying, and all I hear is insults! (3 Aug 66 and A Boy Named Charlie Brown)"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "What can I do to keep my life from going by so fast?" Then a voice comes to me that says, "Try slowing down at the corners.". ( 30 July 96 )"
"I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time. (8 Aug 66)"
"(on being made a school crossing guard:) When I got called to the office, I was a nobody...now, I'm a man with a badge! (14 Nov 66)"
"I don't have a ball team, I have a theological seminary! (17 Sep 67)"
"After Linus asks if people should only worry about today instead of tomorrow No, that's giving up... I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better. (24 Mar 79)"
"Now I know why we play baseball in the summer... When your shoes and socks get knocked off by a line drive, your feet don't get cold! (03 April 79)"
"Wouldn't it be something if that Little Red-Haired Girl came over here and gave me a kiss? I'd say, "Thank you! What was that for?", and wouldn't it be something if she said, "Because I've always loved you!" Then I'd give her a big hug, and she'd kiss me again! Wouldn't that be something? (Starts eating) Wouldn't it be something if it turned out that french fries were good for you? (26 Feb 81)"
"There's something lonely about a ball field when it's raining... What makes it lonely is being the only one dumb enough to be standing out here... (23 May 81)"
"(After Peppermint Patty asks him if he likes Marcie and her) I'm sorry... I'm not here anymore.. I've suddenly become a recording! (01 Jan 85)"
"How can I say the right thing and the wrong thing at the same time?"
"Yes, ma'am.. I'm late... I didn't plan to be late... The bus driver said I wasn't on her computer list so I had to walk... I also forgot my lunch and my homework, and I'm probably sitting in the wrong desk...How did I know that? (10 Sep 85)"
"(Gives Snoopy the letter about Spike:) Here...a letter from your brother Spike. (29 Mar 85)"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Why me?" Then a voice answers, "Nothing personal... your name just happened to come up." (13 Nov 93)"
"(in one of his last main strips:) This is my Joe Torre look. I'm going to use it next season. I'll manage the team from the bench like Joe Torre, and I'll stare at everybody like this, and we'll win every game. (27 Dec 99)"
"(on the little red-haired girl:) I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't, I'll go crazy. How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country-western music! (4 Oct 69)"
"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another... (2 Sept 81)"
"There's the house where the Little Red-Haired Girl lives.. Maybe if I stand here long enough, she'll come out.. She doesn't know that I could stand here for hours.. I have to because my mittens are frozen to the tree!(23 Feb 88)"
"Emily! It's so nice to be dancing with you again! Just to see you, and hold you, and.. Ma'am? Who am I dancing with? Who am I talking to? Who... (Realizes Emily isn't there) Oh, good grief! (17 Feb 97)"
"When you lose the first game of the season, it's a long walk home. If anything gets in your way, you just want to kick it! (fails to kick the rock in front him, trips, and falls on his back.) Then you discover you can't even kick good.(25 Mar 97)"
"I never know what anyone is talking about.(11 May 97)"
"We all need help with our homework. We're all pleading for someone to listen. We're all desperate. (12 May 97)"
"Somewhere in this great city there must be a mailbox with a love letter for me. But this isn't it.. Stupid mailbox! (16 May 97)"
"My anxieties have anxieties. (9 Nov 68)"
"(mixing up his proverbs:) "He to whom the early bird runs best learns wisdom and knowledge!""
"For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life. But there was a flag on the play!"
"I'm not a poor loser, I'm a good loser. I'm so good at it I lose all the time! (2 Aug 98)"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask myself, "Why isn't the world perfect?" Then a voice comes to me that says, "We admit it.. There are still a few kinks that need working out."(29 Aug 98)"
"It's all very strange.. You can be walking along not thinking of anything in particular. (falls head over heels) Suddenly, you're reminded of a lost love... (11 Feb 85)"
"Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me! (6 Jul 85)"
"(After umpire calls out strike three when he was thinking about Peggy Jean) Whatever happened to strike one and two? (13 Sept 90)"
"Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it. (11 Aug 68)"
"(to Snoopy:) Why aren't you a pony?!! (26 Aug 65)"
"Yes ma'am, I understand, that's life: Front row in the classroom, last row, back deck in the ballpark. (07 Sep 95)"
"A new season! This is where I belong! This is my life! I stand here like a captain of a ship! Nothing can sink this vessel except... (Lucy suddenly walks in, announcing she is ready) ..An iceberg! (17 March 97)"
"This is called the loser's walk. It's the way you're supposed to walk when you've lost again. (23 July 95)"
"(making up a proverb)[to Patty] Life is like an all day Sucker...Here today, and Gone Tomorrow! (03 Jan 51)"
"(after Peppermint Patty asks him if he'd like to play football with her) I think we've moved away, and I don't know what our new address is...(21 Sept 98)"
"(after Linus reads Charlie Brown's Christmas card to the Little Red-Haired Girl that says, "Merry Christmas from your Sweet Babboo) (holding hand to his face) It's a family expression..(20 Dec 98)"
"I should take this bottle cap over to that Little Red-Haired Girl.. If she has a bottle cap collection, she'll throw her arms around me and say, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"!(29 Nov 99)"
"(Remarking on Snoopy's sitting in the rain waiting for a rich lady in a limousine to come by and take him home) Rich ladies in limousines don't drive through our back yard..(30 Dec 99)"
"Yes, ma'am.. I have my report.. ' How I Wasted Another Sunday Afternoon Watching My Dog Sleep.. '(30 May 99)"
"The thought of another school day makes my stomach hurt! [clutching stomach] When I get all those answers wrong, I get sharp pains right here.. Then when I see the other kids enjoying themselves at lunch time while I eat alone, my stomach starts to hurt again. My brain doesn't mind school at all... it's my stomach that hates it! (30 Jan 62)"
"Remember the Alamo!! http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/55/06/27"
"(to Linus): My Sweet Babboo!"
"(on Linus:) Isn't he the cutest thing?"
"(to Charlie Brown) Kiss her you blockhead!"
"I would like to say I enjoyed this first day at school. I realize the teachers have put in a lot of effort, and a host of administrators have worked hard to develop our current scholastic program. The PTA has also done its share as have the school custodians. Therefore, I would like very much to say I enjoyed this first day at school. But I didn't! (9 Sep 63)"
"(in school, asked a question by her teacher:) Who was the father of Henry IV?!? I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS! ... I'm sorry... I apologize... That was just a gut reaction. (5 May 72)"
"Today for "Show and Tell" I have brought my brother's dog. (watches as Snoopy begins to dance in front of the class) Which may turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life! (13 Sep 73)"
"A centimeter? If any centimeters come crawling into this room, I'll step on 'em! (17 Oct 74)"
"School starts again in two weeks. My furlough is almost over. ... How long do you have to be in before you get shore leave? (25 Aug 81)"
"(bursting into Charlie Brown's room:) Wake up, Santa Claus came last night and he didn't leave you anything! (Pause) April fool! (25 Dec 91)"
"(to one of her teachers, who immediately bursts into tears) My name is Sally Brown and I hate school. (4 Sep 69)"
"(why she wants to be a nurse:) I like white shoes. (15 Jun 68)"
"Happiness is having your own library card. (26 Apr 64)"
"(going door to door with Charlie Brown, helping him sell his homemade Christmas wreaths:) Ask your mother if she'd like to buy a wreath. Tell her they were made from the famous forests of Lebanon. You can read about them in the second chapter of the second book of Chronicles. ... If you buy two, we'll throw in an autographed photo of King Solomon! (15 Dec 82)"
"(at another door:) Good morning, would you like to buy a Christmas wreath made from some junky old branches my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?!? You wouldn't, would you? And I can't say I blame you! (to Charlie Brown) See, your way doesn't work either! (16 Dec 82)"
"How can I go to school if I don't know any of the answers? (8 Sep 74)"
"I'm writing to Joe Garagiagiariolia."
"That was weird, big brother. I could hear your face fall clear out in the other room! (23 Mar 81)"
"(on Linus:) He's my Sweet Babboo and I'm his Babbooette. (11 Feb 91)"
"Some philosophies take a thousand years. I think of them in two minutes.(15 April 97)"
"I'm taking the advice of Theodore Roosevelt...speak softly and carry a beagle! (7 August 74)"
"I'm addressing Christmas cards. Aren't they cute? Each one has a little bunny on it dressed up like a shepherd. Don't say I'm not religious! (3 Dec 76)"
"(reciting 'Twas the Night Before Christmas:) The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hope that Jack Nicklaus soon would be there. (11 Dec 68)"
"(reciting her "Hark!" line in the Christmas play:) Hockey stick! (22 Dec 83)"
"I ruined the whole Christmas play! Everybody hates me! Moses hates me, Luke hates me... the Apostles hate me... ALL FIFTY OF 'EM! (23 Dec 83)"
"This butter is practically frozen.. Nobody told me life was going to be this hard! I hate getting up in the morning.. School drives me crazy... ..And now I have to butter my toast with chunky butter! (09 Mar 93)"
"Light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles per second. ... So why are the afternoons so long? (1 Jun 76)"
"One "rod" equals nine feet. One "span" equals nine inches. One "pace" equals three feet. One "handbreadth" equals three inches. And one "school day" equals a hundred years! Sorry, ma'am, I couldn't help slipping that in there. (9 May 84)"
"Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. ... Abraham Lincoln was our sixteenth king and he was the father of Lot's wife. (12 Feb 70)"
"English Theme: "Vandalism as a Problem Today." Who is the leader of these vandals? I will tell you. They are encouraged by Evandalists! (7 May 73)"
"Britain was invaded in the year 43 by Roman Numerals. (6 Oct 84)"
"Life in the village was peaceful until the volcano interrupted. (15 May 98)"
"When writing about Church History, we have to go back to the very beginning. Our Pastor was born in 1930. (4 Sep 75)"
"This is my report on Rain. Rain is water which does not come out of faucets. Without rain, we would not get wet walking to school and catch a cold and have to stay home, which is not a bad idea. Rain was the inspiration for that immortal poem, "Rain, rain, go away, come again some other day." After a storm, the rain goes down the drain which is where I sometimes feel my education is also going. (7 Nov 73)"
"English Theme: "If I Had A Pony." If I had a pony, I'd saddle up and ride so far from this school it would make your head swim! (29 Sep 70)"
"Some people are right-handed. Some people are left-handed. There are other people who are able to use both hands with equal ease. Such people are called handbidextrous. (17 Oct 76)"
"There are seven continents: Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, South America, and Aunt Arctica. (5 May 81)"
"The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot. (11 Dec 72)"
"Theme: Our School. Going to our school is an education in itself, which is not to be confused with actually getting an education. (crumples paper and tosses it, saying "I don't need that kind of trouble!") (10 Sep 73)"
"It was a dark and stormy night... (appeared for the first time on 12 Jul 65)"
"Here's (Joe Cool/The World War I Flying Ace/The world-famous (insert occupation here)/etc.)"
"My mind reels with sarcastic replies."
"(whenever Lucy angers him) Next time, I'll bite her on the leg!"
"(to The Cat Next Door) Hey, stupid cat!"
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. *sigh!* There's so little hope for advancement. (15 Feb 58)"
"Snoopy asked the "Stupid Cat Next Door" to help remove a splinter from his paw: Well that's one way of doing it - he removed me from the splinter! (19 Sep 81)"
"on why he doesn't chase rabbits: Some of us are born dogs, and some of us are born rabbits. When the chips are down, I'll have to admit that my sympathy lies with the rabbits. (18 Apr 61)"
"To me, the ugliest sight in the world is an empty dog dish! (27 Feb 62)"
"as "World-Famous Astronaut": I did it! I'm the first beagle on the moon! I beat the Russians...I beat everybody...I even beat that stupid cat who lives next door! (14 Mar 69)"
"arm-wrestling Lucy: Succumb, you dark-haired fiend! (14 Feb 67)"
"on Molly Volley: I've had distemper, and I've played mixed doubles...I'd rather have distemper. (28 May 77)"
"Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union eyeing chicks. Lucy storms past. Actually, we Joe Cools are scared to death of chicks... (28 May 71)"
"I remember last year about this time... it was two o'clock in the morning, and I was sound asleep... Suddenly, out of nowhere, this crazy guy with a sled appears right on my roof. He was okay, but those stupid reindeer kept stepping on my stomach! (23 Dec 66)"
"Curse you, Red Baron!"
"Curses, foiled again!"
"after a trip to the vet: They tortured me, but all I gave them was my name, rank and serial number! (19 Aug 66)"
""A Love Story" by Erich Beagle: "I love you," she said, and together they laughed. Then one day she said, "I hate you," and they cried. But not together. "What happened to the love that we said would never die?" she asked. "It died," he said. The first time he saw her she was playing tennis. The last time he saw her she was playing tennis. "Ours was a Love set," he said, "but we double faulted." "You always talked a better game than you played," she said. (27 May 73)"
"Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. I've solved our problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron. (6 Aug 73)"
"Why Dogs Are Superior to Cats: They just are, and that's all there is to it! (5 Jan 74)"
"Her love affair had ended. She didn't want to live. She threw herself in front of a Zamboni. (27 Jun 91)"
"(After Lucy tells him to write about something positive for a change:) It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a kiss rang out! (19 Nov 81)"
"(After Lucy tells him to write a political novel:) It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a vote rang out! (14 Nov 83)"
"(After Lucy tells him to write a Thanksgiving novel:) It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a turkey rang out! (22 Nov 83)"
"(After Lucy suggests he begin his story with "Once upon a time":) Once upon a time...It was a dark and stormy night. (7 Aug 83)"
"(After Lucy suggests he write a book like If You Give a Mouse a Cookie:) "If You Give a Beagle a Brownie." (15 Jan 94)"
"Once there were two mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor. Before he knew it, he was lost. "Help!" he shouted to his friend. "Help me make it through the knight!" (6 Dec 74)"
"The Gift: It was the holiday season. She and her husband had decided to attend a performance of King Lear. It was their first night out together in months. During the second act one of the performers became ill. The manager of the theater walked onto the stage, and asked, "Is there a doctor in the house?" Her husband stood up, and shouted, "I have an honorary degree from Anderson College!" It was at that moment when she decided not to get him anything for Christmas. (22 Dec 74)"
"Travel Tips, "Arriving Home": When putting away your luggage after arriving home, always close the zippers so bugs can't crawl in. (20 Sep 82)"
"It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, out of the mist a spooky figure appeared. How spooky was he? Spoooooooky! (8 Jul 91)"
"Her real name was Dorothy Fledermaus. But all her friends called her "Dee." Thus, she was frequently referred to as "Dee Fledermaus." (shakes his head, crumples his paper into a ball and thinks, "uh uh!") (12 Jul 73)"
""You love hockey more than you love me!" she complained. "You love those hockey gloves and shinguards and skates and elbow pads more than you love me!" "That's not true!" he said. "I love you much more than I love my elbow pads." (23 Nov 82)"
"(After Lucy tells him to write an adventure story featuring a dashing hero:) He was a dark and stormy knight. (2 May 83)"
"Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon. (4 May 82)"
"(Writes a new book on theology:) I have the perfect title... "Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong?" (9 Aug 76)"
"Thus endeth...."
"(to Sally): I'm not your Sweet Babboo! (9 Oct 78 and various other strips from there onwards)"
"(usually on the Great Pumpkin) Just wait 'till next year!"
"(on suckers:) Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. (15 Nov 57)"
"(on Miss Othmar, his teacher:) I've never said I worship her. I just said I'm very fond of the ground on which she walks! (8 Oct 59)"
"(on why he can't watch Lucy making a jack-o-lantern, starts to cry:) You didn't tell me you were going to kill it! (31 Oct 59)"
"(disappointed that the Great Pumpkin didn't show up:) I was a victim of false doctrine. (3 Nov 59)"
"I love mankind - it's people I can't stand! (12 Nov 59)"
"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life! (17 Jun 61)"
"(to his blanket:) People are beginning to say nasty things about me. I'm sorry, blanket... I'm going to have to leave you here by the side of the road! (walks away, but quickly turns back after going only a few feet, and embraces his blanket again) It was whimpering! (20 Jul 61)"
"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin! (25 Oct 61)"
"(Lucy threatens to hit him for refusing to memorize his lines for the Christmas program:) Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous! (17 Dec 61)"
"(on his blanket-hating grandmother:) She no sooner got in the house when she took my blanket away! She gave me a dollar to make up for it, but I'm gonna look awfully silly sucking my thumb and holding a dollar. ... And I don't feel very secure, either! (14 Jan 63)"
"I guess I talk too much. My mom is mad at me... my grandma is mad at me... everyone is mad at me. Yesterday my grandma drank thirty-two cups of coffee. I shouldn't have said anything. I suggested that perhaps her drinking thirty-two cups of coffee was not unlike my need for a security blanket... She didn't like the comparison. (17 Jan 63)"
"(Linus found his missing blanket:) There was a little mix-up in the kitchen. Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes! (20 Feb 64)"
"(on the New Math:) How can you solve "new math" problems with an "old math" mind? (22 Apr 64)"
"(in a snow fort:) I am king of all I survey! This is an impregnable fortress! No one can take it! I could defend this position from a hundred attackers! I have ammunition enough to fight the whole day! This fortress stands firm and unyielding! It is like the rock of Gibralter! [sic - please note this is how the word is spelled in the actual strip] It is like... (Lucy hits him from behind with a snowball) You'll notice that you had to use strategy though, didn't you?!? (2 Jan 66)"
"(on his grandmother, who quit smoking to get Linus to give up his blanket:) That gray-haired, foxy old rascal! (1 Sep 67)"
"(embracing his blanket after rescuing it from the trash burner as quoted above:) Are you all right, ol' buddy? (13 Sep 67)"
"(Linus gave Snoopy his security blanket to keep for him in an attempt to break the habit, but when Linus decided he wanted the blanket back, he saw that Snoopy had the blanket made into sport coats for himself and Woodstock:) It's all your fault, Charlie Brown, because you own such a stupid beagle! Do you know what I just read in a medical journal? It said that a person who is deprived of his blanket by a stupid beagle who has it made into a sport coat cannot survive for more than forty-eight hours! (12 Nov 71)"
"(on World War II; the Stupid Cat Next Door:) That's no kitten - that's a thousand-pound gully cat! (18 Apr 72)"
"You can't bluff an old theologian! (6 Dec 72)"
"(after Linus explains to Eudora about the Great Pumpkin, and Lucy then tells Eudora, "See?":) How sharper than a serpent's tooth is a sister's "see?"! (26 Oct 80)"
"Good ol' Charlie Brown... he's the Charlie Browniest!"
"(at the end of every session at her psychiatric booth:) Five cents, please."
"(to Charlie Brown) I'll hold the ball and you come running up and kick it."
"(being chased by the other kids after purposely spoiling their games:) I'm frustrated and inhibited, and no one understands me. (24 Jan 54)"
"(after hugging Snoopy) Happiness is a warm puppy... (25 Apr 60)"
"(to Charlie Brown:) Don't let your team down by showing up! (16 Apr 63)"
"(threatening Linus:) These five fingers: individually they're nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit (making a fist), they form a weapon that is terrible to behold! (5 Jan 64)"
"(panicking after Snoopy kisses her on the lips): AAUGH! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A DOG!! I'VE BEEN POISONED! GET SOME IODINE! GET SOME HOT WATER! GERMS! GERMS! GERMS! (12 Dec 65 and several animations)"
"Can I help it if I was born with crabby genes?!? (1 Feb 66)"
"(on autumn:) See these leaves, Linus? They're flying south for the winter! (14 Oct 66)"
"(to Linus:) Do you realize that people are coming up to me, and saying "your brother pats birds on the head"? Well, I want you to stop it! Do you hear me?!? Stop it!!! (Bird trips her) (30 May 67)"
"(to Charlie Brown, at her psychiatric booth, explaining why people take advantage of him by talking too much:) It's your own fault! You're just too wishy-washy! People who talk too much deserve to be insulted! They deserve to have other people walk away from them! Talking too much is an unforgivable social sin - absolutely unforgivable! The only way to deal with people who talk too much is to let them know just how boring they really are. You can't waste your time with them, no, sir! Why should you sit and waste your valuable time while some bore talks on and on about nothing? Life is too short to waste it listening to some person who doesn't know when to shut up! Time is too valuable! Time is... (Charlie Brown sighs) (21 Jan 68)"
"(in her psychiatric booth, consoling Charlie Brown after he accidentally re-hooked Linus on security blankets after the latter had kicked his habit on his own): In all of mankind's history, there has never been more damage done than by people who "thought they were doing the right thing." Five cents, please. (18 Nov 71)"
"(learning of Rerun's birth, after having thrown Linus out of the house:) A new baby brother?!!? But I just got rid of the old one!!! (23 May 72)"
"What's wrong with a world where someone like Charlie Brown can get sick, and then not get any better? I NEED SOMEONE TO HIT!! (26 Jul 79)"
"(in right field:) This guy can't hit it! He swings like my grandmother! (a handbag is thrown at Lucy from behind and hits her in the head) Sorry, Grandma... it was just an expression... (17 Jul 82)"
"By the time I've grown up, we'll probably have a woman president. You know what that means, don't you? It means I won't get to be the first one. BOY, THAT MAKES ME MAD!! (29 Mar 84)"
"I keep wondering if Mom's planning to have more children. Lately she's been referring to me as "Volume One." (17 Feb 96)"
"(After Charlie Brown's kite explodes:) That's the first time I've ever seen a kite explode. (13 March 60)"
"No problem, manager... I missed it, but the ground caught it! Nice catch, ground! You're doing a good job! (18 Jul 77)"
"Watching your graceful movements on the pitcher's mound lulled me to sleep! (10 May 78)"
"(her excuse for missing another fly ball:) I was having my quiet time! (23 Jul 61)"
"I think there were toxic substances coming from my glove, and they made me dizzy. (24 May 81)"
"When the sun reflects off the bright yellow dandelions, I can't see the ball. (2 Jun 99)"
"(she waited for a grounder to stop rolling before she picked it up:) It was having a good time, and I didn't want to disturb it. (28 Jul 72)"
"(after kicking a football backwards over her own head:) I'm too feminine for this game! (1 Dec 64)"
"(his mother's lost three pounds by bicycling:) And through sheer terror I've lost five! (21 Jan 74)"
"Riding around all day on the back of your mom's bicycle gives you plenty of time to think...it gives you time to think about people and about life...and about what would happen if we ran into a tree! (22 Jan 74)"
"(to his basketball, angrily tossing it into the closet after he tried to shoot a basket twice and missed both times:)You can come out when you learn to behave! (30 Mar 97)"
"Yes, ma'am.. Read us again about the clumsy kid who fell down the rabbit hole. ... And about the Chesapeake Cat. .... And about how she met Tiger Woods. (28 Apr 97)"
"I don't think I should go to school anymore. Instead of getting smarter, I'm getting dumber every day. I figure in about one more month I'll bottom out. (30 Apr 97)"
"I can't go to school...I've been suspended again for one day...another whole day! Years from now, you know what people are going to say about me? "He's one day dumber than he should be!" (30 Oct 97)"
"My life is like a messy coloring book.(05 May 97)"
"Yes, ma'am.. I'm writing a story.. It's about this kid who's in kindergarten, and how the stress is slowly destroying him.. Every morning, he.. Ma'am? Well, I have another one here about some purple bunnies..(15 May 97)"
"I could run the whole world right here from under my bed! (27 Jan 98)"
"(to Linus:) I'm your younger brother, and I don't suck my thumb or cling to a blanket for security.. ... As the years go by, you'll probably develop a real resentment toward me.. (after Linus drapes his blanket over Rerun's head) And find different ways to get even. (16 Nov 94)"
"Only ____ days till Beethoven's birthday (text on the signs that Schroeder carries around usually in November and December)"
"(after a fly ball hits Lucy, Snoopy, Linus, Violet, 5 and Pigpen in the head:) I think you're right; six bonks is a new record. (22 May 83)"
"I'm inclined to agree with you, Charlie Brown. But on the other hand we must be cautious in our thinking. We must be careful not to "throw out the baby with the bath." (Baby Sally, who is listening, suddenly looks panicked; Schroeder looks at her and says:) Please pardon the expression. (17 Oct 59)"
"The joy is in the playing. (27 Jan 73)"
"(sees Lucy and Snoopy brawling:) Fighting under the mistletoe? How unfeminine...how unromantic...how gauche! (27 Dec 70)"
"(Lucy asks if musicians make a lot of money:) Money?! Who cares about money?!? This is ART, you blockhead! This is great music I'm playing, and playing great music is an art! Do you hear me? An art! (pounding on piano) Art! Art! Art! Art! Art! (30 Sep 56)]"
"(when Charlie Brown asks him how he's able to play such complicated pieces on his toy piano when the black keys are just painted on:) [matter-of-factly] I practice a lot. (9 Apr 53)"
"(when Lucy was crying over Charlie Brown in the hospital:) It's interesting that you should cry over him when you're the one who always treated him so mean! And stop wiping your tears with my piano! (19 Jul 79)"
"(After Charlie Brown carries in a package he ordered) "BEETHOVEN!!! (sighs)" (11 Nov 51)"
"(After Lucy asks him to get her perfume for Beethoven's birthday) "That's a good idea...I'll get you a bottle of 'Eau Dé Jumprope'". (11 Nov 60)"
"(to Marcie:) Stop calling me "sir"! (22 July 71 and numerous other strips from there onwards)"
"(to Charlie Brown) Hi, Chuck!"
"(on Charlie Brown:) I could strike him out on three straight pitches! (11 Mar 71 and other strips)"
"(to Charlie Brown, flirtatiously:) You touched my hand, Chuck! (5 Jun 71 and other strips)"
"(In Patty's very first strip, she watches Roy write to Linus:) Is he cute? If he is, tell him your very good friend, "Peppermint" Patty, says hello. Tell him what a real swinger I am. Put in a good word for me, Roy, and the next time we Indian wrestle, I'll try not to clobber you! (22 Aug 66)"
"(on Schroeder:) I come clear across town to play ball, and who do I get for a catcher? A miniature Leonard Bernstein! (1 Sep 66)"
"(on Snoopy:) That shortstop is the funniest-lookin' kid I've ever seen! (29 Aug 66 - Patty did not learn until several years later, on 21 Mar 74, that Snoopy is really a dog)"
"No book on psychology could be any good if one can understand it! (3 Jun 72)"
"Subtraction? Oh, yes, ma'am, I can explain it. Subtraction is the awful feeling that you know less today than you did yesterday. (13 Nov 78)"
"Ma'am? What kind of test are we having today? Multiple choice? Good! I choose not to take it! (8 Jan 79)"
"Who was the first Tudor king? Well, let me think... Is this for real, Ma'am? Or are we playing Trivia? (25 May 84)"
"(the first day of school, after Patty was held back a grade the previous year:) Fasten your seat belt, ma'am! Here I come again! (4 Sep 84)"
"(bowling a boy down the aisle at school after he insults her:) Watch for you and me on TV, kid...the program is called "bowl a pupil"! (6 Sep 84)"
"Ma'am? I don't understand this first question... which ocean are we studying? Could you be more Pacific? (7 Sep 88)"
"I don't look so bad after all! That's always been my ambition... to not look so bad after all. (8 Aug 97)"
"Here's my term paper, ma'am. Please judge it with mercy. Treat it as you would a newborn child. Which it is because I just wrote it this morning! (3 Mar 81)"
"Don't hassle me with your sighs, Chuck! (5 Feb 76)"
"This is my report on Hamlet. A hamlet is a small village with a population of maybe a few hundred, and... (19 May 94)"
"Sometimes I think I tore all the ligaments in my head. (8 Jun 89)"
"(after falling asleep in class:) I'm awake! The answer is twelve!"
"(usually said after she tries to confide in Charlie Brown and he doesn't tell her what she wants to hear:) I hate talking to you, Chuck!"
"(on why she gets bad grades:) Teachers don't like kids with big noses!"
"(reporting on a classical concert she attended:) We went to the concert, and heard "Adagio for Strings" by Samuel The Barber. (30 Jul 95)"
"This is my report on the story of the Five Little Hogs. Or was it the Six Little Pigs? Or the Nine Little Hogs, or something like that.. which is the kind of report you get when you write it while walking from your desk to the front of the room. (21 Nov 94)"
"(taking a test:) True! ... False! ... And one good old-fashioned MAYBE!!! (12 Sep 73)"
"(to Peppermint Patty:) You're weird, sir!"
"Do footballs mind being kicked, sir? Do you think it causes them to be traumatized? (12 Sep 82)"
"(her father is taking her to a Mighty Ducks hockey game:) I think we're going to see the Mighty Flamingos. (17 Nov 93)"
"(after the hockey game) I got to meet the guy who drives the Zucchini. (27 Sep 93)"
"Your optimism should be framed, Charles. (16 Mar 83)"
"(trying to clean a golf ball:) After I peeled the white cover off, I couldn't get the ball back in. (13 April 80)"
"(on why she's taking violin lessons for the summer instead of going to camp:) You can't play Brahms on a canoe paddle, sir. (28 Jun 98)"
"(on the Super Bowl:) We'll never make it to the Splendid Bowl, sir. (13 Nov 88)"
"(on the Super Bowl:) Sometimes I get a little curious ... did anybody make a hole-in-one? (12 April 93)"
"(after admiring Charlie Brown at his events:) I admire your élan, Charles."
"It's just human nature...we all need someone to kiss us goodbye."
"(once more antagonizing Snoopy about being the only animal in the neighborhood:) You're so smug! You think you've got it made, don't you? You think you're king because you're the only animal around here! Well, do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get a cat! (15 May 61)"
"People hate cats. People hate people who own cats. And people especially hate people with naturally curly hair who own cats! (12 Jul 61)"
"You're not pitching right, Charlie Brown. Whenever the other team hits the ball to us, and we try to catch it, the ball stings our hands! Try to pitch so that the ball won't sting our hands. (24 Apr 62)"
"What's the good of having naturally curly hair if nobody's jealous?!? (24 Oct 62)"
"People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! (11 Dec 63)"
"(berating Snoopy for his lack of exercise:) You're flabby! If a crisis ever occurred, your muscles would never respond! (12 Aug 64)"
"(after Charlie Brown angrily discovered she reported his dog to the Head Beagle:) It was his own fault! He never wanted to go rabbit chasing with me! (14 Oct 69)"
"(after everyone in the neighborhood ostracizes her for reporting Snoopy to the Head Beagle:) Everyone's mad at me! No one will speak to me. (After Linus replies, "Of course, they won't! Anyone who would turn someone in to the Head Beagle doesn't deserve to be spoken to!") I didn't know what I was doing! I was upset! (To which Linus answers, "Don't talk to me, it's too late now!") (17 Oct 69)"
"(Lucy tells her that to hang around Schroeder, she has to like Beethoven:) All right, but I'll just have a small glass... (18 Jan 70)"
"I have affixed to me the dust and dirt of countless ages...who am I to disturb history? (18 Sep 55)"
"You know what I am? I'm a dust magnet! (25 Nov 59)"
"(after Violet chides him for being dirty and calls him a "germ carrier":) Even germs get tired of walking now and then! (14 Jul 61)"
"(when Lucy asks him why he doesn't look neat like the other players on the team:) Last year I batted .712. Neatness doesn't bat .712! (20 Mar 97)"
"(at the classroom) And if I'm elected class president, I promise to..."
"I'm in business...these are ready-mix mud pies! (22 May 53)"
"(to Patty:) You an' I have a lot in common...we both dislike the same things about Charlie Brown! (31 Aug 53)"
"(after she and Patty tear into Charlie Brown again and he walks away, very dejected:) You know, it's a strange thing about Charlie Brown...you almost never see him laugh. (4 Dec 59)"
"My Dad can _______ better than your Dad."
"(to "Pig-pen") You can't be class president, 'Pig-Pen'! You're a mess, and you have no dignity!"
"(to "Snoopy")" Well, hello, there! You don't know me, do you? My name is "Violet". You're real cute... "7 Feb 51)"
"Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. (hits Charlie Brown) That's what little girls are made of. (3 Oct 50)"
"It's a lot more fun not inviting people than it is inviting them! (14 Oct 52)"
"(to Lucy:) You'll always be a crabby little girl! You were born crabby and you're going to stay crabby! Don't think you're going to change because you're not! (16 May 64)"
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown! Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir! Good ol' Charlie Brown...how I hate him! (02 Oct 50 - the very first Peanuts strip)"
"(telling Charlie Brown he's quitting the baseball team:) I'm the kind who needs to win now and then. With you it's different. I think you get sort of a neurotic pleasure out of losing all the time. (3 Aug 62)"
"Every Christmas it's the same - I always end up playing a shepherd. (Shermy's only line of dialogue in "A Charlie Brown Christmas")"
"Nothing makes me more mad than wasting a good haircut! Last Saturday I got a haircut so I'd look nice for school Monday morning. Then on Monday I got sick, and I couldn't go to school for three days. I wasted a good haircut! (21 Sep 62)"
"Saturday's the only day I never get anything wrong. (7 Oct 78)"
"(on Orientation at camp:) If they try to ship us to the Orient, forget it! (15 Jun 78)"
"(to teacher:) Our family just moved here from out of state. (...) No, ma'am...I don't know which state. I don't even know where I am now! (4 Oct 78)"
"(Linus is two months older:) Aren't you kind of old for me? (9 Jun 86)"
"(to Linus:) You like mint chocolate chip? I'm surprised...most older people like vanilla! (Linus fumes.) (13 Jun 86)"
"Today my name is (insert flowery-sounding or unusual female name here, such as: Melissa, Anna, Olivia, etc.)"
"(during Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales (2002), she announces:) Today, my name is Jezebel. (Linus then tells her the story of the Biblical Jezebel's grisly death. She responds:) Today, my name is Susan. (18 Dec 87)"
"The annual meeting of the Cactus Club will now come to order..."
"(after Peppermint Patty loses a golf game:) Perhaps you'd like to invest in some choice real estate near Needles? My card!"
"(on selling "oceanview property" in Needles:) I figured coyotes can see a long way."
"(puts hat on left side of cactus) Sometimes I hang my hat here,"
"Charlie Brown: Sixty-three runs in the very first inning!"
"Lucy: Can you take a little friendly criticism, Charlie Brown?"
"Schroeder: (to Lucy:) I wouldn't marry you unless you were the last girl on earth!"
"Charlie Brown: Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born. I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... we're not really prepared. Linus: What did you want... a chance to warm up first? (9 Sep 59)"
"Lucy Van Pelt: Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton. I could just lie here all day and watch them drift by. If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud's formations. What do you think you see, Linus?"
"Violet: [screaming at Charlie Brown] ...AND I DON'T CARE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN! DO YOU HEAR ME?"
"Charlie Brown: Say, did you know that this is "Children's Art Month"?"
"Charlie Brown: Is Linus back from lunch yet?"
"Charlie Brown: Joe Shlabotnik? Really? You have a Joe Shlabotnik? You have a Joe Shlabotnik bubble gum card? He's my favorite player! I've been trying to get him on a bubble gum card for five years! You wanna trade? Here... I'll give you Whitey Ford, Mickey Mantle, Robin Roberts, Luis Aparicio, Bill Monbouquette, Dick Stuart and Juan Pizarro!"
"Charlie Brown: Next year I'm going to be a changed person!"
"Charlie Brown: Shovel your walk?"
"Lucy: (to Charlie Brown) You don't think my brother and I get along very well, do you? You just wait. After we've grown, we'll be very close!"
"Lucy: Here, I brought you a piece of toast."
"Charlie Brown: This is the time of year when all the big baseball trades are made. I'm going to try to improve our team with a few shrewd trades."
"Lucy: (walks up to Charlie Brown carrying a baseball glove) Hey, manager... some kid must have left his glove here. It has his name on it. See? Right here... "Willie Mays." He wrote his name on his glove, see? Poor kid... he's probably been looking all over for it. We should have a "Lost and Found." I don't know any kid around here named "Willie Mays," do you? How are we gonna get it back to him? He was pretty smart putting his name on his glove this way, though. It's funny, I just don't remember any kid by that name..."
"Charlie Brown: [at Lucy's psychiatric booth] Do you think I can ever become a mature and well-adjusted person?"
"Lucy: [walking up to Charlie Brown on the pitcher's mound] Here, Charlie Brown... sign this petition!"
"Charlie Brown: She must be kidding!"
"Charlie Brown: Why would the library ban Miss Helen Sweetstory's book?"
"Linus: Still moping? I can't believe it! But that was almost ten weeks ago!"
"[Charlie Brown is watching a golf tournament on TV when Sally comes up behind him.]"
"Peppermint Patty: Marcie, I'm short a player. I need you out in right field."
"Linus: What are you watching?"
"Franklin: My grandfather has a birthday this week."
"Lucy: Tomorrow is Beethoven's birthday... what are you going to buy me?"
"Lucy: Hey, banana nose! I never knew you had an older brother!"
"Truffles: [to Linus on the roof of her grandfather's barn] Be careful, Linus... You're going to fall!"
"Sally: [to the class] There he was on the snow-covered barn roof! One false move would send him sliding to his death! What a predicament! Who would rescue my sweet babboo?"
"Sally:Here, big brother, you got a letter."
"Lucy: Look."
"Linus: You know what? I think I've learned the secret of life. I went to the doctor yesterday because I had a sore throat... The nurse put me in a small room.. I could hear a kid in another room screaming his head off... When the doctor came in to see me, I told him I was glad I wasn't in that other room... "Yes," he said... "That kid will have to have his tonsils out... You're lucky you only have a mild inflammation". The secret of life is to be in the right room!(16 Nov 77)"
"Marcie: How many skating tests are there, sir?"
"Linus: It rains on the hills and in the valleys... It rains on the cities and in the fields. It rains on the just and the unjust."
"Peppermint Patty: You really liked that Little Red-Haired Girl, didn't you, Chuck? Which would you rather do, hit a home run with the bases loaded or marry the Little Red-Haired Girl?"
"Peppermint Patty: Do you think I'm beautiful, Chuck?"
"Charlie Brown: I can't get that Little Red-Haired Girl out of my mind.."
"Charlie Brown: Hello? Information? Yes, I'd like to talk to a certain Little Red-Haired Girl... No I already have her number... I was hoping you could tell me something else... What do I do when she answers the phone?(29 August 78)"
"Lucy: What's going on?"
"Snoopy: Psst! Wake up, it's almost noon...the early bird gets the worm."
"Lucy: I figured it out, Charlie Brown. If you stay depressed for two more days, you'll make it into the Book of World Records."
"Lucy: Here we go, Charlie Brown... I'll hold the ball, and you come running up and kick it."
"Peppermint Patty: I'd like to ask the teacher a question, but I'm afraid she'll think it's dumb."
"Peppermint Patty: Let me borrow your ruler, Marcie."
"Peppermint Patty: Everyone had to write an essay on what we did during Christmas vacation. When I got mine back, the teacher had given me a "D minus"...well, I'm used to that, right, Chuck? Right! Now guess what...all those essays went into a city essay contest, and I won! Explain that, Chuck!"
"Peppermint Patty: School starts next week. I hope I get better grades this year. I hope I'll be the prettiest and smartest girl in the whole class."
"Peppermint Patty: I called Chuck last night, Marcie.. I don't think he likes you more than he likes me... [as Marcie pulls her hair she yells:] YOU'RE TURNING HIM AGAINST ME!! MARCIE!"
"Lucy: Why can't you and your dog do some things together? Go out and chase some rabbits."
"Peppermint Patty: D-minus! Good grief! I got a D-minus in every subject! And look what she wrote on the back... she said I'm not very cute! What does she mean, I'm not cute? Just because I've got a big nose and mousy-blah hair, doesn't mean I'm not cute! [kicks report card onto the ground] My dad thinks I'm cute! Every day when I was little, he'd say how cute I was..."
"Marcie: While you were asleep, sir, the world came to an end! You and I are the only people left alive!! Volcanoes were erupting! Icebergs were melting! Everything is gone!"
"Peggy Jean: Pretty girls are human, too."
"Lucy: Charlie Brown! I'll hold the ball and you come running up and kick it..."
"Lydia: Linus.. Have you ever written a love note?"
"Lucy: OH NO! ALL RIGHT! WHO'S BEEN IN MY COMIC BOOKS?!"
"Sally: I don't think the school bus is ever going to come.."
"[Charlie Brown is at at Lucy's psychiatric booth]"
"Lucy: As sister and brother, we're almost like a team.. I'm the manager, and you're the worthless player who is good for nothing except sitting on the bench!"
"Sally: [to her brother, delivering his love note to the Little Red-Haired Girl while he hides behind a tree] She's reading your love note! Did you hear me? Are you still behind the tree? Wave your hand! Charlie Brown: [waves hand from behind the tree]"
"Charlie Brown: A letter! I got a letter from my Pen Pal in Scotland! [reading] "Dear Charlie, Just been to the shops.. Ma maw's in bed with a sore heid and ma da's makin mince tatties for the dinner.. Love, Morag.""
"Sally: Why would some girl in Scotland waste her time writing to you?"
"Charlie Brown: [reading] "Dear Charlie, This is your Pen Pal from Scotland. I would have written sooner, but I have thirty other Pen Pals, and.." [stops reading] THIRTY? [balls up paper and starts to cry] I thought I was the only one!"
"Charlie Brown: I thought she was only writing to me.. Then she tells me she has thirty other Pen Pals!"
"Charlie Brown: Why should a person lie awake all night worrying about everything? Why should a person be burdening with all the cares of the world?"
"Charlie Brown: I hope this isn't one of those movies where a kid goes to boarding school, and everyone is mean to him.."
"Linus: On Halloween night, the "Great Pumpkin" rises out of the pumpkin patch, and..."
"Charlie Brown: Sometimes when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window.. She waves at you, and you wave back.. But it's her grandmother. (26 Nov 96)"
"Peppermint Patty: Good morning, crabby.."
"Charlie Brown: "Pigpen," I don't understand you. It's only the first inning of our first game, and you're already covered in dirt!"
"[Pig-Pen has just hit an inside-the-park home run.]"
"Charlie Brown: [to Lucy] Your job will be to hold the kite."
"Charlie Brown: Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Does anyone remember me?" Then a voice comes to me out of the darkness that says, "Sure, Frank, we remember you." (10 May 97)"
"Charlie Brown: I've come to offer you a free dog; his name is "Olaf"."
"Snoopy: (on his doghouse) I hate being left alone. Maybe they'll never come back.. That round-headed kid wouldn't leave me, would he? No he wouldn't! Would he? I'm never sure they're coming back until I see the headlights coming around the corner.. I shouldn't keep looking.. But I can't help it.. Is that them? No, it wasn't them.. Watched headlights never come..(16 Jun 97)"
"Lucy: Having an older sister is like having a compass to guide you through life."
"Peppermint Patty: Quick, Marcie, I need a pencil and some paper. And I need an eraser, a pen and a ruler."
"Peppermint Patty: [to Charlie Brown on the phone] Hi, Chuck! Do you miss me?"
"Lucy: [to Charlie Brown's kite] FLY, YOU STUPID KITE! GET UP THERE! GO! FLY! FLY! GET UP THERE! GET UP THERE!"
"Linus: See? There she is, Charlie Brown... There's the Little Red-Haired Girl just waiting for you to ask her to dance..."
"Charlie Brown: I can't believe I'm doing this.. I'm walking toward the Little Red-Haired Girl.. I'm going to ask her to dance.. I'm getting closer.. I'm almost there.. I'm.."
"Snoopy: Here's Gatsby standing by the punch bowl watching couples dance by... "It was in nineteen-nineteen.. I only stayed five months.. That's why I can't really call myself an Oxford man. Both of us loved each other all that time, old sport." (23 May 98)"
"Linus: Charlie Brown! Where have you been?"
"[Peppermint Patty and Marcie are at Charlie Brown's doorstep]"
"Charlie Brown: My arm hurts.."
"Lucy: A good manager knows how to communicate with his players.. A good manager even shows concern for their welfare.."
"Lucy: Listen to me.. Mom doesn't want you to have a dog, does she?"
"Rerun: Snoopy, who am I kidding? Lucy is right.. Santa Claus is never going to bring a dog to someone whose Mom doesn't want him to have a dog.. If I'm lucky, I'll get a pair of socks and an orange.."
"Franklin: I never got around to reading the book we were supposed to read during Christmas vacation."
"Lucy: Hey, manager, how come I always have to play right field?"
"Sally: Lucy's on the phone. She wants to know why she always has to play right field."
"Lucy: Hey, manager, I've decided if I have to play right field all the time, I'd rather not play at all.."
"Little Girl With the Braids: The teacher says we were supposed to paint these flowers.."
"Little Girl With the Braids: I heard you were sick yesterday.."
"Charlie Brown: I just don't think you should write to Santa Claus and call him "snooty"."
"Sally: [to Charlie Brown] That phone call was for you.. I told them you don't take personal calls.. I told them you lead a secluded life, and prefer not to be part of the outside world.. I volunteered to be the one in our family to take all the phone calls.."
"A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)"
"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)"
"Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975)"
"It's Magic, Charlie Brown (1981)"
"Snoopy's Getting Married, Charlie Brown (1985)"
"It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown (1992)"
"A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969)"
"Snoopy, Come Home (1972)"
"Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown (1977)"
"Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!) (1980)"
"The Peanuts Movie (2015)"
"Snoopy in Space (2019)"
"Sally Brown: My report today is on dinosaurs. The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot."
"[Snoopy is screaming in a movie theater after being scared by a horror movie]"
"[Snoopy and Woodstock encounters Linus at night. Linus is tied up in his blanket blocking his eyes, and Snoopy mistakes him for a mummy. Snoopy is so terrified, he can't even scream. Both Snoopy and Woodstock run away]"
"[Snoopy is building a snowman with Woodstock and the birds]"