108 quotes found
"[points at Snooki's Guiness beer hat] Just because she is wearing a "Genius" hat, does not mean she is one."
"Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe"
"Sean Hayes as Larry"
"Will Sasso as Curly"
"Jane Lynch as Mother Superior"
"Larry David as Sister Mary-Mengele"
"Brian Doyle-Murray as Monsignor Ratliffe"
"Sofía Vergara as Lydia"
"Jennifer Hudson as Sister Rosemary"
"Lin Shaye as Nursery Nurse"
"Caitlin Colford as Nun"
"Stephen Collins as Mr. Harter"
"Carly Craig as Mrs. Harter"
"Craig Bierko as Mac"
"Kirby Heyborne as Theodore J. "Teddy" Harter (Ling's husband and the adoptive father of Murph, Peezer & Weezer)"
"Isaih Mustafa as Moe's Hip Executive"
"Kate Upton as Sister Bernice"
"Justin Lopez as Peter"
"Antonio Sabàto, Jr. as Bobby"
"Dwight Howard, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Jennifer "JWoww" Farley, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio and Samantha "Sweetheart" Giancola as themselves"
"[appears in the flashbacks in the opening of the film and Introduction to "Symphony No. 5"] It's my very pleasant duty to welcome you here on behalf of all the other artists and musicians whose combined talents went into the creation of this new form of entertainment, Fantasia. What you will see on the screen is a picture of the various abstract images that might pass through your mind if you sat in a concert hall listening to this music. Now, there are three kinds of music on this Fantasia program. First, there's the kind that tells a definite story. Then there's the kind, that while it has no specific plot, does paint a series of more or less definite pictures. Then there's a third kind, music that exists simply for its own sake. Now, the number that opens our Fantasia program is music of this third kind."
"You know, what's amazing is that many of these musicians are playing for the very first time, thanks to Steve Martin's "Two-Week Master Musician Home Study Course". More about that later. Hello, and welcome to Fantasia 2000. It's been more than 60 years since Walt Disney and his artists, teamed up with Maestro Leopold Stokowski to create a film they titled, The Concert Feature. I think we're all glad that they changed the name to Fantasia. You know, Fantasia was meant to be a perpetual work in progress. Every time you went to see it, you'd experience some new pieces along with some old familiar favorites. But that idea fell by the wayside, until now. So let me turn things over to the great Itzhak Perlman, who, I have just been informed, plays the violin. Well, so do I. Big deal. Could I have my violin, please? Ahh, thank you. All right, boys, let's... [bow slips from his hands] Oh! Oh, sorry. Could I have another stick thingy, please? Oh, and camera back on me. Camera back on me. Ca...Am I done?"
"[last lines, after the End Credits have rolled] Camera back on me. Uh, camera back on me, please. Anyone? Hello? Hello? Could someone give me a ride home?"
"[Introduction to "Pines of Rome"] When you hear a title like Pines of Rome, you might think of tree-lined streets and romantic ruins, but when the Disney animators heard this music, they thought of something completely different. Here is The Chicago Symphony Orchestra conducted by Maestro James Levine, performing Ottorino Respighi's Pines of Rome."
"[Introduction to "Rhapsody in Blue"] [Ralph Gierson plays the piano] ♪♪[bluesy jazz]♪♪ Beautiful, Ralph. Hi. Next, we're gonna take you to the streets of New York City for a piece that's inspired by a couple of my favorite artists. First there's the illustrator, Al Hirschfeld, who's been drawing celebrities and Broadway stars for most of the 20th century. And then there's composer songwriter, George Gershwin who took jazz off the streets, dressed her up, and took her to the concert hall. My friend, Ralph Grierson plays piano on this next number, and it all starts with a single slinky note on a clarinet, and a simple line on a piece of paper. Ladies and gentlemen, Rhapsody in Blue."
"[Introduction to "Piano Concerto No. 2, Allegro, Opus 102"] Hi. You may not know this, but over the years, the Disney artists have cooked up dozens of ideas for new Fantasia segments. Some of them made it to the big screen this time, but others, lots of others...How can I put this politely? Didn't. For example, the Danish illustrator, Kay Nielsen drew these sketches for a segment inspired by Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. Here they are, and there they go. Now, Salvador Dali, you know, the "limp watches" guy, he got into the act with an idea that featured baseball as a metaphor for life. How come that didn't work? Makes perfect sense to me. Let's see, then we had a bug ballet, and a baby ballet, and for a time, they even considered a sequence inspired by The Polka and the Fugue, from Weinberger's Schwanda the Bagpiper. But finally, a success. The Disney artists wanted to create a short film, based on Hans Christian Andersen's wonderful fairy tale, The Steadfast Tin Soldier, but they could never find the perfect musical match, until now. Here is Yefim Bronfman, playing the Shostakovich Piano Concerto No. 2, and The Steadfast Tin Soldier."
"[Introduction to "Carnival of the Animals (Le Carnaval des Animax), Finale"] These drawing boards have been the birthplace of some of the most beloved animal characters of all time. So it's no surprise that the artists choose for out next segment The Carnival of the Animals by Camille Saint-Saëns. Here, the sensitive strains of impressionistic music combine with the subtle artistry of the animator, to finally answer that age-old question, "What is man's relationship to nature?" [Eric Goldberg handed him note] Oh, sorry. That age-old question, "What would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingos?" [turns to Eric] Who wrote this?"
"[Introduction to "The Sorcerer's Apprentice"] Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as "magic". Picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? You'd be right! It's just a trick! It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as stage magic. We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a fraud, a hoax, a sham. It's all based on deception and, yep, lyin', all of it. Sleight of hand...Lies! Transformations...Fraud! Dismemberment...Rip-off! Fakes! All are illusions! What we're here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. [laughs] You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. [whispers, pointing at Teller, who cuts off his hair] Like him. [laughs] And now... [faces Teller, who throws the scissors offstage] Wh...And now, the... [sees Teller, holding a bunny; chuckles] Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta...And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. [chuckles]"
"[Introduction to "Firebird Suite - 1919 Version"] Walt Disney described the art of animation as a voyage of discovery into the realms of color, sound and motion. The music from Igor Stravinsky's ballet, The Firebird, inspires such a voyage. And so we conclude this version of Fantasia with a mythical story of life, death and renewal."
"Chicago Symphony Orchestra - Themselves"
"Deems Taylor - Himself - Host (Segment "Symphony No. 5") (archive footage) (uncredited)"
"Steve Martin - Himself - Introductory Host"
"Itzhak Perlman - Himself - Host (Segment "Pines of Rome")"
"Quincy Jones - Himself - Host (Segment "Rhapsody in Blue")"
"Bette Midler - Herself - Hostess (Segment "Piano Concerto No. 2, Allegro, Opus 102")"
"James Earl Jones - Himself - Host (Segment "Carnival of the Animals (Le Carnaval des Animax), Finale")"
"Penn & Teller - Themselves - Hosts (Segment "The Sorcerer's Apprentice")"
"Leopold Stokowski - Himself - Conductor of The Philadelphia Orchestra (Segment "The Sorcerer's Apprentice") (archive footage) (uncredited)"
"James Levine - Himself - Host (Segment "Pomp and Circumstance - Marches 1, 2, 3, and 4") and Conductor of The Chicago Symphony Orchestra"
"Wayne Allwine - Mickey Mouse (Segments "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" and "Pomp and Circumstance - Marches 1, 2, 3, and 4"), (voice)"
"Tony Anselmo - Donald Duck (Segment "Pomp and Circumstance - Marches 1, 2, 3, and 4"), (voice)"
"Russi Taylor - Daisy Duck (Segment "Pomp and Circumstance - Marches 1, 2, 3, and 4"), (voice; scream only)"
"Angela Lansbury - Herself - Hostess (Segment "Firebird Suite - 1919 Version")"
"Allan Sherman - The Cat in the Hat"
"Hans Conried - Narrator / North-going Zax / South-going Zax / Fox"
"Paul Winchell - Sneetches / Sam-I-Am / Guy-Am-I"
"Bob Holt - Sneetches / Sylvester McMonkey McBean"
"The Ron Hicklin Singers - Sneetches (singing voices)"
"BING and WALT COMBINE THEIR TALENTS...IN A NEW AND THRILLING CARTOON FEATURE! (original print media ad - mostly caps)"
"HEAR BING SING: "THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN" "KATRINA" "ICHABOD CRANE" (original print media ad - all caps)"
"BING and WALT wake up Sleepy Hollow with a BANG! (Lobby card)."
"As told and sung by Bing Crosby and told by Basil Rathbone. (Lobby card)"
"Bing and Walt ride herd on The Headless Horseman!"
"Two Tall Tales by the world's top story-tellers in one hilarious All-Cartoon Feature!"
"Bing Crosby - Ichabod Crane, Brom Bones, Narrator (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow)"
"Basil Rathbone - Narrator, Policeman (The Wind in the Willows)"
"Eric Blore - J. Thaddeus Toad"
"J. Pat O'Malley - Cyril Proudbottom"
"John McLeish - Prosecutor"
"Colin Campbell - Moley"
"Barbara Luddy - Katrina Van Tassel"
"Campbell Grant - Angus MacBadger"
"Claude Allister - Ratty"
"Pinto Colvig - Ichabod Crane (screaming like Mickey's pet dog, Pluto)"
"Leslie Dennison - Judge, Weasel #1"
"Clarence Nash - Gunpowder (Ichabod's horse)"
"Edmond Stevens - Weasel #2"
"Ollie Wallace - Mr. Winky, Ichabod Crane (whistling)"
"[during the beginning of the movie] Eh. An academy award winning cartoon short!"
"[after Knighty Knight Bugs ended.] 'Knighty Knight Bugs' was produced and directed by Friz Freleng. He got an Oscar and I got a carrot."
"Ah, this is Hollywood, city of winners. Winners of Oscars, Emmys and Grammys."
"Hare Trimmed"
"Roman Legion-Hare"
"Sahara Hare"
"Wild and Woolly Hare"
"Devil's Feud Cake"
"The Unmentionables"
"Golden Yeggs"
"Catty Cornered"
"Three Little Bops"
"Birds Anonymous"
"High Diving Hare"
"Show Biz Bugs"
"- Bugs Bunny, , Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, , , , , , King Arthur, Gerry the Idgit Dragon, Treasury Director, Judge, Cops, Clarence"
"- Granny (first act only)"
"- The Singing Narrator, Big Bad Wolf, Three Little Pigs"
"- The Narrator (The Unmentionables only)"
"Frank Nelson - Satan"
"Frank Welker - Reporter Dog, Lawyer"
"[introduction to "Bumble Boogie"] Freddy Martin, an admirer of the classics, inspired by Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee", interprets this fantasy in his unique style. In a furious flight, a confused character tries to escape from the hectic harmony of an instrumental nightmare"
"[introduction to "The Legend of Johnny Appleseed"] In American folklore, mighty men have left the symbols of their greatness. There was Paul Bunyan's axe. John Henry's hammer. Davy Crockett's rifle. Then, unexpectedly, one comes upon a tinpot hat, a bag of appleseed and a holy book. These are the symbols of one of the mightiest men of all, John Chapman, a real-life pioneer. However, reality has given way to legend. Today, we know him simply as Johnny Appleseed. This is his story, told by an old settler who knew Johnny well. Listen. Every time I see an apple-blossom sky, I think of Johnny Appleseed. Them clouds up there ain't really clouds at all, no, sir! There wouldn't be no apple-blossom sky if it weren't for...But now, hold on here. I'd better start at the beginning. Johnny lived on a farm near Pittsburgh. The year was 1806 or there around. You'd say Johnny Appleseed never would make a pioneer, he was such a scrawny little fellow. That didn't faze Johnny. He had his apple trees, the morning sun and the evening breeze."
"[introduction to "Little Toot"] There's drama, there's excitement, and there's harmony for three in a story of adventure on the sea. Now, featured in this epic is a ship of proud design. No, it's not this ocean liner. We take a different line. So with a huff and a puff and a chug-chug-chug, and a perky little hoot, we introduce our hero, the tugboat, Little Toot."
"[introduction to "Trees"] There's poetry in trees. Then one day a poet found it. Then a music master wove around it a melody. An artist touched it, gave it form in colors rich and warm. Now we bring to you these three, poem, picture, melody. A simple tribute to a tree."
"[introduction to "Blame It On the Samba"] The intoxicating rhythm of the samba. A talented miss serves a musical cocktail with a true Latin American fling. So if three boisterous birds of a feather fall under the influence of this torrid tropical tempo, don't blame them, blame it on the rhythm of the samba."
"[introduction to "Pecos Bill"] Here's a tall tale straight from the chuck wagon, just the way the old-timers used to tell it. According to them, Pecos Bill was the roughest, toughest, rootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est cowpoke that ever lived. Well, any story about old Pecos is bound to be right strong medicine, so maybe it's best to sashay into it kinda gentle-like."
"Roy Rogers as Himself / Narrator / Singer. (Pecos Bill)"
"Trigger, the smartest horse in the movies as Himself."
"Dennis Day as Narrator / Singer / Characters. (Johnny Appleseed)"
"The Andrews Sisters as Singers. (Little Toot)"
"Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians as Singers. (Trees)"
"Freddy Martin as Music composer. (Bumble Boogie)"
"Ethel Smith as Organist. (Blame It On the Samba)"
"Buddy Clark as Singer / Narrator."
"Bob Nolan as Himself / Singer / Narrator. (Pecos Bill)"
"Sons of the Pioneers as Themselves / Singers / Narrators. (Pecos Bill)"
"The Dinning Sisters as Singers. (Blame It On the Samba)"
"Bobby Driscoll as Himself. (Pecos Bill)"
"Luana Patten as Herself. (Pecos Bill)"