Invader Zim

"Zim - Richard Steven Horvitz"

"GIR - Rosearik Rikki Simons"

"Dib - Andy Berman"

"Gaz - Melissa Fahn"

"Almighty Tallest Red - Wally Wingert"

"Almighty Tallest Purple - Kevin McDonald"

"Let's go sliding!"

"You want some of this? Hah? You want some of this?!"

"Keep a sharp look-out! There are evil Toys everywhere!"

"I'm a sponge and you're in trouble."

"This place is sooo pretty... dangerous and pretty... and dangerous!"

"No time to lose. Let's get heroing!"

"Now let's beat the stuffing out of 'em!"

"LOOK OUT! EVIL TOYS!"

"It's karate time! Or shall I say KAH-RAH-TAY."

"Hey! Evil Toy! I've got a surprise for you."

"It's time for heroes to... run! Run like crazy!"

"So much done, so much more to do."

"Okay... What's that?"

"Hey... those robots didn't even pay for these Krabby Patties!"

"I feel so... so... adventurous!"

"I love danger... Oops, what a minute, no I don't."

"Danger all around! Must stay focused!"

"Not a face! Not a face!"

"(Unused) If a single Krabby Patty can be saved, then we must be the savers!"

"(Unused) Anybody who would treat Krabby Patties like that deserves some SPONGE JUSTICE!"

"(Unused) We've got stuff to save and people to collect!... or... is it the other way around!"

"(Unused) So many tubes! So many machinery things! So cool."

"(Unused) It's like a beautiful fairground... What could possibly hurt us here?"

"(Unused) Look! It's one of those Master Models that Chadbot wants!"

"(Unused) There's a Master Model! Let's get it for the Chadbot!"

"(Unused) Hey! There's one of the things we're looking for!"

"(Unused) A Master Model! Wow! It's BEAU-TI-FUL!"

"(Unused) That's another Model for the collection right there!"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) Hey, who's that in the pod? Looks like a tiny robot!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) Look! In that pod! A girl robot! Let's save her!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) Hey, there's a dog with a really big tail in that pod!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Oh no, it's a kitty! A REAAAALLLY BIG KITTY!"

"Phew! Glad we made it through that!"

"Here's your goo, evil toy!"

"I wish we'd kept a few Krabby Patties... I'm hungry!"

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm gonna have fun WHILE I DO IT!"

"Professor Calamitous is a party pooper. Who smells. Oh that's me."

"I wish I'd brought a extra pair of pants. Because I lost mine."

"Are you going to eat that?"

"Did you bring any extra pants?"

"(Unused) Home is where the giant evil processing plant is."

"(Unused) Wow, there's lots of moving things! I'm so distracted."

"(Unused) I cannot believe the Krabby Patties would be put to such evil use! I am appalled."

"(Unused) We have to be quiet! REALLY QUIET! Oop. Eee!"

"(Unused) (laughs) IT'S PINK! So pink!"

"(Unused) Master Model! When he grows up, he'll be Mister Model! Huh-huh."

"(Unused) It's a Master Model, all ready for collection!"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) Hey, who's that in that pod?"

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) Ooh, a girl robot! She needs rescuing!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) Hey, there's a, uhhh, a thing with a really big tail in that pod! And a cool shirt."

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Look, it's a, uhhhh, uhhhh... I have no idea."

"I call upon the Power of Juju!"

"If Jibolba could see me now!"

"Y'know what's missing here? There's just not enough sheep. Sheep make a place feel homey."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Lok would be very handy about now..."

"Oh Moon Juju... protect us! I wonder if she heard me?"

"Man, I'm beat... but not as beat as toys are gonna be."

"(Unused) (singing) Breathing underwater / Who's the shaman / I'm the shaman"

"(Unused) Confronting a vast array of completely incomprehensible devices. It's just another day in Tak-world."

"(Unused) It was so much simpler when toys were made of clay and wood and feathers and magic."

"(Unused) Wow, it's so pretty here! Except for all the... metal stuff and things trying to destroy us."

"(Unused) Okay, now THIS, I understand: We're in the spirit plane, right?"

"(Unused) Look! It's one of those things that Chadbot wants!"

"(Unused) A Master Model! It's like magic, but highly collectible."

"(Unused) Collectible object, right there for the taking!"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) Look, it's a little metal man! In a pod! Shall we rescue him?"

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) Ooh, a cute metal girl! Please let her be a powerful Juju? Or at least a cute metal girl?"

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) Now that guy must be a hero! Look at that shirt! And the tail! Also, no glowing red eyes."

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) It's a ferocious giant cat! A drooling, comatose...!!! Okay, it's a cat. In a pod."

"Let's pull that stuffing out of 'em!"

"Ha-haa! Is that a look of fear? or is it just painted on?"

"A hundred down... and uh only a billion to go."

"I keep expecting to see Vicky here. This is the kind of evil scheme she'd love to be involved with!"

"(Unused) Breathing underwater? Now this is more like it!"

"(Unused) WHAT A COOL PLACE!... I mean, what a factory of badness."

"(Unused) Wow, look at all this stuff! It's like a huge toy factory! ...Oh yeah, it is a huge toy factory."

"(Unused) Uh-oh, this doesn't look good. Why do fairies have to be so greedy?"

"(Unused) Look, it's one of those action figures that Chadbot wants!"

"(Unused) Master Model right there!"

"(Unused) It's a Master Model! If we collect them all, do we get a prize?"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) Cool! A little robot! Let's get him outta there."

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) A girl robot? Who'd create such a thing?! But she's probably a hero."

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) Let's save that poor Hawaiian-shirted marsupial... from his dress sense!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Hey, it's a big kitty! Well, if we run into any mice, I bet he'll be a big help!"

"Timmy Turner in a fac-to-ry, J-U-M-P-I-N-G!"

"I love Krabby Patties, regular or as a shake!"

"(Unused) Use the catapults! THE CATAPULTS! That'll stop them!"

"(Unused) Duck down and HOLD ON!"

"(Unused) Flying saucers! RUN FOR IT!"

"(Unused) Ooh, that pad! Jump and slam it!"

"(Unused) Control panels are SOOOO breakable! Hint hint!"

"Now, Timmy, remember to jump high and keep your hat on. You wouldn't want to catch a cold."

"What kind of monster would make toys evil? Besides a kid, I mean..."

"(Unused) Use that catapult! I bet that'll surprise them!"

"(Unused) See that pad? Jump and slam it!"

"(Unused) That control panel looks pretty fragile. Try hitting it!"

"I just have to think, what would Ultralord do? Gas planet! I'm starting to sound like Sheen!"

"I just have to think, what would Ultralord do? Leaping leptons! I'm starting to sound like Sheen!"

"I just have to think, what would Ultralord do? Pukin' Pluto! I'm starting to sound like Sheen! Oh no, I'm going insane!"

"Good thing I wasn't in my jammies when Calamitous captured me."

"Biggest Genius? If I was a contestant they wouldn't need to hold a contest."

"(Unused) Eugh, the humidity here is amazing!"

"(Unused) Fascinating factory! You have to admire its over-engineered excesses!"

"(Unused) I'd like to spend some time with this equipment... if only evil toys weren't trying to destroy us!"

"(Unused) I'm truly impressed by the Professor's work! ...Ah, who am I kidding? Calamitous could never have built this!"

"(Unused) This is an incredible holographic projection of a virtual space! But it's so... pink."

"(Unused) Hey! There's one of those things we're looking for!"

"(Unused) Master Model up ahead! Let's get collecting."

"(Unused) Another Master Model. Good!"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) It's a robot, but it's in one of the capture pods. We better get him out of there."

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) A girl robot? What a strange idea! But she may be able to help us."

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) We have to save that otherdimensional marsupial!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Is that a hero, or did a cat fall asleep in one of those pods?"

"I'm going ghost!"

"Time for action! And I'm here to give it to ya!"

"I'll never make fun of a kid's toy again! Uhh... who am I tryin' to fool!?"

"I wonder if they’ll learn to do anything lovely."

"Bad toys, incoming!"

"Uh, maybe we should look for a giant off-switch."

"Hey! Evil toy! I’ve got a surprise for ya."

"Bad Toy! No biscuit!"

"I wonder if Calamitous can hear us? Hey, Calamitious! (raspberry noise)"

"(Unused) Anybody else notice that we're underwater?"

"(Unused) You know, I always wanted to visit a toy factory. Now, I'm not so sure."

"(Unused) I wonder how many safety regulations this factory breaks? Not that a villain cares, I guess."

"(Unused) This place is like some supervillain death trap! Not surprising, I guess."

"(Unused) Well, looks like it's up to us, huh."

"(Unused) Look! It's one of the Master Models that Chadbot wants!"

"(Unused) There's a Master Model! Let's get it!"

"(Unused) Hey! There's a Master Model!"

"(Unused) Master Model up ahead! Gotta get 'em all!"

"(Unused) Ha, another Master Model! Good!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) Wow, it's a girl robot. She's cute! Let's save her!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Is that a hero, or did a cat fall asleep in one of these pods?"

"The bigger the bad guys, the better it feels to stop 'em!"

"A TV show?! All this mayham and destruction for a TV show?! Figures."

"What up with mad scientists and robots? Oh yeah, that's right. Mad!"

"(Unused) I'm not even going to ask how this is possible."

"(Unused) This factory is a disaster! There aren't even any safety rails!"

"(Unused) Okay, this isn't funny. People could get hurt working here."

"(Unused) It's so pretty! Oh no, cuteness... getting... through... goth cynicism...!"

"(Unused) This machine is an environmental abomination. We have to shut it down!"

"(Unused) That's another Master Model for the collection!"

"(Unused) Let's get that Master Model!"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) Awwww, poor little robot guy. He's as cute as a button! We'll set him free."

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) That is one cool robot! She has to be a hero! And we have to save her."

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) That kitty is so cute! And large... and drooling... Okay. Ewww."

"I wonder if I can take some of this equipment home once we're done."

"Evil robots, evil toys, evil factory, this place is so... What's the word? Naughty!"

"Saving the world is pretty cool. Saving a bunch of dimensions is awesome!"

"I knew I shouldn't have accepted a ride from robots in flying saucers."

"Using toys to do evil is a pretty crummy trick. Someone needs to be taught a lesson!"

"I might not be at full power but I don't need full power to deal with Calamitous!"

"We can't leave until this factory is shut down!"

"Why do these robots let themselves be ordered around by some weirdo?"

"Go get 'em!"

"Hey, watch the hands!"

"There's a time for compassion and understanding...and this isn't it!"

"This totally rocks!"

"Nothin' like pulling an evil factory apart."

"Huff... Huff... Huff..."

"Together we can defeat this loser, and stop his reign of toy-themed terror!"

"Bad choice toy, you shoulda run!"

"This goo's just for you."

"Let's go make some mayhem!"

"So many heroes from so many dimensions; this is pretty cool."

"Back in the toybox for you."

"Let's whack the stuffing out of 'em!"

"Man, I'm beat; not as beat as these toys are gonna be!"

"Okay, what's next?"

"Wow, that gave my power cells a workout!"

"Heh. That was awesome."

"Chaaaaarge!"

"(Unused) If I end up with a bad case of rust, somebody's gonna pay."

"(Unused) Now this is pretty familiar. Conveyor belts? Presses? Energy beams? Just like home!"

"(Unused) Give me 30 minutes and a screwdriver and I can get a lot of spares out of this place."

"(Unused) Let's just find the crummy guy who's behind all this and I'll give him something to think about."

"(Unused) We've only been here 8.732 seconds and my optics are already overloaded on pink!"

"(Unused) Master Model in range! Prepare to acquire!"

"(Unused) Master Model ahead. Gotta collect it!"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) Another robot! Not a design I'm familiar with. Looks like alien technology."

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) What kind of life form is this? His shirt is nice, though. We should rescue him."

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Awww, it's so cute! In a kind of... gross way. Can we keep him?"

"Little toys, taste like little tacos! I like them!"

"Wheee! Activate defense systems!"

"Yaay! We're doomed!"

"Fight! Win! Goo them!"

"Defcon two! Defcon you!"

"So cute! So cute!"

"I am a brave hero! I am here to be heroic!"

"Destroy all who stop us... or.................................. dance! Ee uh! ee uuh!"

"Time to explode!... maybe later."

"(Flat) I record these events for my master. He likes funny things. (Sarcastically) Ha ha ha."

"We're on TV! We're on TV! I'm a serious actor!"

"Interesting wall decoration... I offer you alliance, and a cheese sandwich!"

"Enemy in range..."

"Ahahahahahaa!... fun!"

"Obliterate target... with pie!"

"The professer has a little head! Leetle head!"

"This goo tastes great! Have some!"

"Threat level increased! Eat waffles!"

"Record data!"

"Record more data!"

"Whacky whacky!"

"Submit to meeeee!"

"Record, record!"

"All your data are belong to meeeeeee!"

"Threat detected. It's very breakable."

"Love to record data!"

"I hunger... for yummy waffles! Let's make some!"

"Why is my head so big?!"

"(Unused) WEEEEEETTTTT! WEEEEEEE!"

"(Unused) This is cozy!"

"(Unused) I LIKE THIS PLACE!... but bad toys annoy me."

"(Unused) This is normal place here... I'M NORMAL TOO! I'LL TAKE THIS PLACE!"

"(Unused) Piiiiinnnnnnkkkk... Clouds are fluffy... ROBOTS WRECK HAVOC!"

"(Unused) Oh, objective identified! Weeeeee!"

"(Unused) Master Model get!"

"(Unused) LOOK! GREEN TEA!"

"(Unused) Collectibles are good! Collect them! All of them."

"(Unused) I must have them or I'll explode. That happens to me sometimes."

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) Ooh, robot. RECOVER! YAAAAAAY!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) Mar-su-pi-al... RECOVER! RECOVER!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Caaaaatttt. Meeeeeeooooowwwww. Recover the kitty! Woof."

"Sponges and Shamans and Ghost Boys, oh my!"

"I hope I can figure out how to get home... I think I left the oven on!"

"It's all about good timing, and keen sense of obligation. And a lot of jumping."

"A Wallaby's gotta do, what a Wallaby's gotta do... whatever that is."

"This is all very exciting, and big, and action-packed... and I feel a little faint."

"What's that smell? Is that Fairy gas? Oh dear!"

"Wow... we're on television! It's a dream come true, except for the life-threatening situations!"

"(Unused) Wow, it almost feels like I'm under the sea! But that's impossible."

"(Unused) Oh dear, it's all quite large and dangerous, isn't it?"

"(Unused) This isn't very safe, is it? Lots of machines and things that hurt. Can't be good."

"(Unused) What now? Evil toys and robots and traps... But I suppose it's easier than getting to work."

"(Unused) Well, this is quite nice. Except for those evil robots of course, and the huge menacing machine!"

"(Unused) There's a Master Model. Let's grab it!"

"(Unused) Ooh, it's all sparkly. Let's collect the set!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) What do you know, a nice-looking robot girl! She might help us."

"(Unused; upon seeing Stimpy) Hello, it's a big cat! Hello kitty! Who's a big drooling kitty?"

"Never mess with a Kilted Yaksman! We always get our evil toy!"

"I hope there's a gift shop. I need to pick up some souviners for Ren!"

"I wish Ren was here. He would be over-excited."

"I just know that I'm going to wake up, and this will all have been a dream."

"Everything is so cute! I could stay here for minutes!"

"(Unused) Oh joy! The seaside! My favorite litter box!"

"(Unused) Well, this is quite the factory! I don't like it. No sir, I don't. (Notice how Stimpy is channelling Mr. Horse.)"

"(Unused) Time to get serious and talk about safety: Conveyor belts are not toys."

"(Unused) I think it's time to show these villains that we're serious about justice!"

"(Unused) Oh boy! Butterflies! With huge heads and robots that look like SpongeBob! Joy!"

"(Unused) Master Models are exciting! If only we knew what they meant."

"(Unused) The Master Model is speaking to my brain, but my brain's not talking to me!"

"(Unused; upon seeing GIR) Hey! That's a little robot in there! Ohhhh, he's so cute!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Jenny/XJ-9) Oh, oh! This robot is quite the looker! We should rescue this fair damsel!"

"(Unused; upon seeing Rocko) It's a puppy... A really weird puppy! Aww, can we keep him, can we keep him please? (cries)"

"Good news! You have rescued one hundred fairies! But there are still more to be found. Do you see this cardboard thermometer? It goes up to five hundred. You have only found twenty percent! When you have rescued all five hundred, I will reward you. What are you waiting for? Get out there and find the rest!"

"Great news! You have rescued two hundred fairies! But there are still more to be found. Do you see this cardboard thermometer? It goes up to five hundred. You have only found forty percent! When you have rescued all five hundred, I will reward you. What are you waiting for? Get out there and find the rest!"

"Wonderful news! You have rescued three hundred fairies! But there are still more to be found. Do you see this cardboard thermometer? It goes up to five hundred. You have only found sixty percent! When you have rescued all five hundred, I will reward you. What are you waiting for? Get out there and find the rest!"

"Excellent news! You have rescued four hundred fairies! But there are still more to be found. How many times must I point out this cardboard thermometer? It goes up to five hundred. Five! You have only found eighty percent! When you have rescued all five hundred, I will reward you. What are you waiting for? Get out there and find the rest!"

"Fantastic work! You have rescued all five hundred fairies! One hundred percent! We of Fairy World make you an honorary Fairy, Second-class!... What? Why not First-class? Because there is only one way to receive that award. And it's so secret that if I told you, I would have to turn you into a fire-hydrant. Be grateful, puny mortal. This is not some video-game, this is real life! You're number two! You're number two! You're number two!"

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"SpongeBob: Whee!"

"Danny Phantom: Alright!"

"Timmy Turner: Oh yeah!"

"Tak: Sweet!"

"Jimmy Neutron: Um..yeah!"

"Patrick Star: Yeah!"

"Jenny Wakeman: This is kind of fun!"

"Mr. Blik: Excellent!"

"ZIM: Do not ignore me!"

"El Tigre: I'm on it!"

"GIR: Yay... we're doomed!"

"Humans are such fragile, goopy things. No Irken would ever become a chair."

"Hey, keep it down out here. I'm trying to be miserable in my cheesy cocoon of misery."

"Buy my bracelet, and get ready for the most peaceful Peace Day your grotesque eyeballs have ever seen! [crowd gasps] The bracelet comes in four colors! [cheers and applause]"

"Look at them, GIR. All this time trying to subjugate the humans, and all I had to do was charge them for it."

"You're ugly when you lie Dib! [I'm not lying!] Then why are you ugly?"

"Zim always wins!"

"ZIM HAS WON!"

"I launched that pug into space."

"Intruder! Prepare to come on in!"

"[singing] Peace is nice, peace is nice. Peace is better than chicken and rice! Peace, peace, peace. Nice, nice, nice. Peace, peace, chicken, chicken, rice, rice, rice!"

"[neighbor’s pug crashes through the roof of Zim’s base, flattening Zim] Awww, I missed you so much! [eats pug, launches it back into space again]"

"Oh, I remember phase 2. You're gonna buy 1,000,000 pizzas and I’m gonna roll around in those pizzas, and that’s the story how I became a giant pizza."

"[first lines] I used to look up at space with hope and wonder in my eyes. Until space looked back. Invader Zim-- evil, alien soldier of the Irken Empire, sent by his diabolical masters, the Almighty Tallest, to infiltrate Earth and prepare it for the coming invasion. Disguised as one of us, he moved into my neighborhood, he went to my school, and with the help of his vile mechanical servants, plotted to destroy everything we have – everything we are. And then... he vanished. My name is Dib Membrane. I'm 12 years old. And I'm all that stands between Zim and the annihilation of our world!"

"Can't fight back... sat too long... chair fused to butt... more chair than man now."

"Why, as a child, I thought sharks were my friends. [removes one of his gloves, revealing a robotic arm] [in ominous voice] I know better now."

"Well, the last thing I remember was something hitting me on the head, and starting this incredible hallucination."

"[to Zim's army of robot henchmen] Why are you wearing those shirts? I never hired any of you!"

"Cut me some slack! This is my first moose!"

"Richard Steven Horvitz as Zim"

"Andy Berman as Dib Membrane"

"Rosearik Rikki Simons as GIR and Bloaty"

"Melissa Fahn as Gaz Membrane"

"Rodger Bumpass as Professor Membrane"

"Wally Wingert as Almighty Tallest Red"

"Kevin McDonald as Almighty Tallest Purple"

"Jhonen Vasquez as Minimoose, Computer, Clembrane, and Schmoopsy"

"Olivia d'Abo as Tak's Ship"

"Paul Greenberg as Poonchy"

"Justin Roiland as Foodio 3000, Weird Alien #1, Excited Audience Member"

"Eric Bauza as Bracelet Monster, Announcer"

"Fred Tatasciore as Comms Officer, Peace Day Host, Ham Narrator"

"Mo Collins as RoboMom"

"Michael McDonald as RoboDad"

"Bubble Bass is headed for the Krusty Krab. Luckily, I know a shortcut."

"Gary! Gary!"

"You are free!"

"This place needs to be painted in different color."

"Does this dress makes me look fat?"

"Ooh, my favorite color!"

"Bubble fury!"

"Taste my dirty bubble!"

"Let's kick some bubble butt!"

"Whoops! I did not mean to break that."

"Suppose that was an accident."

"Oops! Did I do that?"

"Oh, yeah! Look out now!"

"Cha-ching!"

"Mr. Krabs must have a hole in his pocket."

"Mr. Krabs loves these."

"Come on, get unstuck!"

"When did pulling a lever gets so hard?"

"Watch your step!"

"Where's the mop?"

"That was gross."

"This is not jellyfish jelly."

"I'm gonna need a bubble bath after this."

"No! My new shoes!"

"Light as a feather."

"Bring it around town."

"Tartar sauce!"

"How many more are there?"

"Trouble ahead."

"Time to get to work!"

"I make a good team."

"Well, well. What we have here?"

"I hope I don't have to pay for this."

"Hey, that went well."

"I love secrets!"

"There should be a switch around here somewhere."

"Orange is not a flattering color."

"I hope no one saw."

"Odd place to put a button."

"Take that, button!"

"Not again!"

"Maybe you should stop playing in the goo."

"Retroville is in bad shape!"

"Great Neutron's ghost! The Octa-Puke has gone haywire!"

"Whoops! I didn't mean to break that."

"I barely touched it."

"What did I step in?"

"What a mess!"

"I need to invent goo infested shoes."

"Feel the power!"

"I can't wait to spend these back in the lair."

"Nothin' to it."

"How illogical."

"That's destruction of Private Property"

"Hard on the outside, soft on the inside."

"It's just what I need."

"Don't worry. We'll figure it out."

"The coaster sure is high."

"That material seems weaker than I thought."

"This goo is resilient!"

"What goes up, must come down."

"I should build a lever-pulling gizmo!"

"It's mathematically improbable for every lever to be stuck!"

"Just... a little more..."

"When did pulling a lever get so hard?"

"You think you're tough? Uh, okay. Maybe you are."

"Where's a mop?"

"Oh, no. My new shoes!"

"This is grosser than protoplasm."

"Almost there!"

"All aboard!"

"Goo, meet...uh,...more goo."

"We'd better be careful."

"Hey, how many more are there?"

"Back at you, goo!"

"Nice, soft goo."

"That went well."

"Well, well. What is this place?"

"I'm gonna send you to the Ghost Zone!"

"It gets fine from the Ghost Zone."

"And I thought ectoplasm was sticky."

"IS THIS GOO WORLD?"

"I AM GOING GHOST!"

"Double trouble!"

"No gravity? Cool!"

"WEEE, HOOHOOHOO!"

"We need to find Jibolba! He can help us."

"Why there isn't a Lever Juju?"

"Phew, this ain't easy!"

"Trouble ahead!"

"They just keep on coming!"

"This looks less than safe."

"I've seen Woodies scarier than you."

"Special delivery!"

"Woo! Insane easy."

"By the power of Juju!"

"I feel no pain!"

"Now is where the real fun begins"

"Look! Another similar, yet clearly different and identifiable lab."

"It does something useful."

"That was...ehh."

"Ah! This ain't easy."

"A goo in sheep's clothing."

"GIR! Unhand that taco. We need it!"

"Time is wasting. We must get to GIR!"

"Inferior human! Go and be free."

"This area cannot hold Zim."

"The ground is about to give!"

"PLUUUUUUUUUNGE!!"

"Silly coins."

"Behold superior Irken technology!"

"Ah, more enemies to be defeat."

"We must defeat the regurgitating goo creature!"

"Where's GIR when I need him?"

"Well, well. Look what we have here?"

"Such a joooy to destrooooooy."

"Haahahahahaha! The joy of destuctiooonn."

"Welcome to your doom."

"Run and tell the others of Irken HEROICS!"

"I will smash them all!"

"We will win again... watching!"

"My powers of perception."

"Get over here!"

"Come to Zim!"

"Not so fast."

"You will bow to Zim! Eh, perhaps not today, but you WILL!"

"The Irken armada is not phased."

"And the Irken armada shall defeat all!"

"My conquest continuuuees."

"Yes, yes! More!"

"Who's next?"

"What did I step in? Ew."

"I win again, button!"

"Tired of this gooey SUBSTANCE!"

"YES! The bubble of doooom!"

"I needed that!"

"Haahahahahaha!"

"Fly, be free!"

"No place remains hidden from ZIM!"

"Zim needs money."

"Slam on the buttons so we can leave this foul place!"

"Please. A little activating for ZIM!"

"Doom, doom, dooom."

"Be free, pathetic human creature!"

"Here comes the pain!"

"Feel the might of my hammer!"

"I had to do something."

"Whoops! Didn't mean to break that."

"I love breaking things."

"Ha! I love crushing things!"

"This is taking too long."

"Oh, barnacles."

"Watch out for the goo."

"Egad! This stuff is deep."

"Almost there."

"Let's see where this goes."

"How's that for the little guy, huh?"

"See what happens when you make me angry?"

"My ego makes up for my size."

"That's right! Once again, I am the big there."

"Should have picked on somebody your own size!"

"If Karen could see me now."

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."

"Oh, goody. Suburbia. How very disgusting."

"Does it ever end?"

"I hope I can fit this in my pocket."

"At this rate, we'll be more than my relatives."

"That felt good!"

"Now I know how people feel when they step on me."

"You want some more?"

"Take that, you one-eyed freak! Hey, wait!"

"Seeing all these nice, friendly houses sickens me."

"Tenderized! Heh heh."

"Oh, stop blubbering."

"Look at me, I can fly!"

"Breaking up this is hard to do."

"It was an accident."

"Money makes the world world go round, you know?"

"Eww, Morphoid radies!"

"This is going to ruin my pedicure."

"Watch the manicure."

"No! My new shoes."

"Aw, man! These are my favorite shoes!"

"Why pulling a lever is so hard?"

"Oh, goody. This'll be fun. Let's go, you dumb blobs of goo."

"That's all... good."

"Uh, there's more goo."

"Oh, great."

"Out of my way."

"Don't look down."

"Well, this looks promising."

"I have rested all night."

"Not as nice as diamonds, but..."

"I'd better not break a nail."

"We must find a way inside that plant!"

"Opened for business!"

"Open sesame!"

"Oh, this is humiliating."

"Going out of business sale!"

"Look what you're stepping on."

"Watch your step."

"I'll be your master, lever!"

"I needed that."

"Technus is here... to defeat you!"

"More coming to challenge me, eh?"

"Feel the might... of Technus!"

"Take that!"

"This giant monstrosity thinks he is a match for me?"

"The floor looks weak."

"Maybe you didn't hear me, lever."

"That inanimate object could not resist my powers."

"Bow to your master, lever! I command you to move!"

"Hey! Are you mocking me?!"

"Do aliens dream in color?"

"I love these shiny things."

"Abababababa, watch your step."

"Eww, gooey."

"It's getting onto my toenails."

"When did a lever get so hard?"

"Off to goo trail."

"All right! I've arisen."

"Not this again."

"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"

"See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!"

"Ah-ah-ahem!"

"Ah... hem!"

"I wonder what that did?"

"Woo... hoo."

"Out of my way!"

"That did the trick."

"Ugh, why does this have to be so difficult?"

"I really need an apprentice for this kind of thing."

"Stop getting in my way!"

"I think it's napping time for you."

"Is sand in your eye?"

"(Unused) That house is alive!"

"(Unused) Looks like we're back to square one."

"(Unused) Ground this!"

"(Unused) You know this hut really needs redecorating."

"(Unused) What's with the monkey?"

"(Unused) Runaway! The ground, it's alive!"

"(Unused) The floor is possessed by juju!"

"(Unused) Go for the eyes!"

"Had to do it."

"It's the goo that keeps on gooing."

"Why can't it be a simple button?"

"I almost got it."

"This level should have been a defense system."

"Light as a feather!"

"Splash 'em."

"We have contact!"

"CONTAAAAAACT!!!"

"Yes! That's what I need to protect the world!"

"They just don't know when to give up."

"I've almost got it."

"That went well!"

"Off the goo train."

"We can ride the wind!"

"Why are aliens so disgusting?"

"I knew the government was hiding something!"

"This is kind of fun."

"Not so tough when you're a puddle."

"Destroying private property to protect the world."

"Cold hard cash!"

"A secret area. Hmm...but why?"

"This ought to help."

"Cha-ching."

"Little wet behind the ears, eh?"

"Splashdown!"

"I've read about this phenomenon in Urban Anomalies Monthly."

"(Unused) Uh oh, these gnomes don't look friendly."

"(Unused) That house is alive! (this unused line is strange since since Dib is aware of Irken technology.)"

"(Unused) Lasers! Pew pew pew pew pew!"

"(Unused) Robots... why did it have to be robots?"

"(Unused) Mmm, looks like we're back to square one."

"(Unused) I'm not sure I like that little robot anymore..."

"(Unused) Not this again!"

"(Unused) Pew pew pew pew pew zzzch!"

"(Unused) Don't these gnomes ever get tired?"

"(Unused) Roboparents, you're grounded!"

"(Unused) I wish I'd brought some tacos."

"(Unused) I love what you've done with the décor!"

"(Unused) Runaway, the tiles are attacking!"

"(Unused) The floor is getting its REVENGE!"

"I suppose you want me to thank you or something?"

"It's about time. I almost perished from boredom."

"Help! I'm over here!"

"Thanks. Here you go."

"Ah, I love krabby patties."

"Where are the pickles?"

"I said I want PICKLES!!!!"

"I would thank you, but you took your sweet time."

"If you think you can manage it, a rescue would be worth an A."

"No one said you were excused from saving me!"

"Well done. I suppose you'll be wanting that A now."

"More things to the rescue. Do the right thing."

"I acquire the assistance."

"Inventions need my great mind. Please hurry."

"Please hurry! I am on a tight schedule."

"Excellent rescue! Now back to my inventions."

"I don't care, really. But if you want to rescue me..."

"Any help over here? Hello?"

"Hello, I'm over here! I need a little help!"

"What is the issue here? Can't you save me?"

"Oh, I know you're not just going to leave me here."

"Sure. Just leave me in peril. I see how you are."

"That's what I expected. Thanks anyway."

"You're lucky you saved me when you did."

"Haha! You're too silly for me."

"Where are my tacos? They've got to be here somewhere."

"Intruderrrrrr!"

"Hey, look! My arms are so long."

"What's this do? What's that do? What's this do?"

"Ahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha!"

"Target locked."

"House defenses:activated"

"I love this show."

"I really need a rescue here! Soon would be great."

"There's no 'I' in team!"

"Is this part of the game plan?"

"Good moves. Thanks for saving me."

"Could you maybe not tell the ladies you had to rescue me?"

"Awesome! Now it's Amity's turn."

"What did I do to deserve this?"

"Thanks a lot! I need to get back to Fenton Lab."

"Thank you. I really needed closure."

"Hello? I feel a little trapped here! Help!"

"Don't leave me!"

"Thank you very much. You are so brave."

"Oh, thank you, thank you. I don't like enclosed spaces."

"Hey! Come back!"

"Hello? Yeah, I'm a little stuck right here so if you could save me that would be great."

"Come back!"

"Hey, Ultralord wouldn't leave me without saving me."

"Right on! Ultra Lord would be proud!"

"Wait! You can't leave me here alone!"

"Where are you going?! Get back here and save me!"

"Guess I'm suppose to thank you now?"

"I suppose you think you're some kind of hero now."

"Why am I talking to myself here?"

"Free me so I can help you!"

"A job well done, but thank you for saving me."

"Thank you! But I still won't go out with you."

"Globulous shall prevail!"

"My minions have failed, but I won't!"

"I can't believe you got this far!"

"Nice ship, do they come in boy colors?"

"That's not going to work."

"I am Globulous!"

"Let's get movin'. I have a lot to teach ya."

"Let's get movin'! We haven't got a lot of time."

"Be cautious! We're moving on long, narrow ledges."

"You can jump off to get higher. You can jump again, while you're in the air to go even higher."

"Jump across to the other side."

"Don't give up!"

"Slamming down on pads like these helps you progress."

"Nice try! Do it again!"

"Use things like vines to climb to higher areas."

"Pulling levers helps you get across. Be careful, because some may be a little sticky."

"You're doing well!"

"Hee hee hee. You're picking up on things quickly."

"If it looks too far, don't bother trying to jump to it!"

"Take your time."

"Be careful."

"If it looks like you can't make it, you probably can't."

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