212 quotes found
"Jesus Christ, what a fuckin' nightmare."
"I'd like to place a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team."
"[baiting the opposing goalie from behind the net] Hey, Hanrahan! Hanrahan!...Hey, Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!...Hey, Hanrahan, she's a dyke! I know! I know!...She's a lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!"
"Well Reg is our coach. Yeah, sure, Old Time Hockey! Like Eddie Shore. Eddie Shore, yeah. Coach... our line starts?"
"[to Ogie Ogilthorpe] Hi, Ogie! Buy ya a soda after the game?"
"Hey ya think they show Speed Racer here?"
"Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog."
"Jim Carr: I may be bald, but at least I'm not chicken-shit!"
"Denis Lemieux: [discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English] Icing 'appen when dee puck come down... Bang! You know... before dee udder guy. Nobody dere. My h'arm go comme ça, den dee game stop den start h'up."
"Denis Lemieux: My h'allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned."
"Slap Shot out slaps... out swears... out laughs..."
"you'll see Paul Newman doing things you'd never expect him to do... saying things you'd never expect him to say!"
"If this movie doesn't make you laugh, you better look up a psychiatric!!"
"Paul Newman – Reggie Dunlop (#7)"
"Strother Martin – Joe McGrath"
"Michael Ontkean – Ned Braden (#10)"
"Jennifer Warren – Francine Dunlop"
"Lindsay Crouse – Lily Braden"
"Jerry Houser – Dave "Killer" Carlson (#3)"
"Jeff Carlson – Jeff Hanson (#18)"
"Steve Carlson – Steve Hanson (#17)"
"David Hanson – Jack Hanson (#16)"
"Yvon Barrette – Denis Lemieux (#1)"
"Allan Nicholls – Johnny Upton (#12)"
"Brad Sullivan – Morris "Mo" Wanchuk (#2)"
"Stephen Mendillo – Jim Ahern (#6)"
"Yvan Ponton – Jean-Guy Drouin (#14)"
"Matthew Cowles – Charlie"
"Kathryn Walker – Anita McCambridge"
"Melinda Dillon – Suzanne Hanrahan"
"M. Emmet Walsh – Dickie Dunn"
"Swoosie Kurtz – Shirley Upton"
"Paul D'Amato – Tim "Dr. Hook" McCracken"
"Ronald L. Docken – Lebrun (#30)"
"Guido Tenesi – Billy Charlebois (#5)"
"Jean Rosario Tetreault – Bergeron (#8)"
"Christopher Murney – Tommy Hanrahan"
"Blake Ball – Gilmore Tuttle"
"Ned Dowd – Ogie Ogilthorpe"
"Andrew Duncan – Jim Carr"
"Nancy N. Dowd – Andrea"
"Barbara L. Shorts as Bluebird"
"Larry Block – Peterboro Referee"
"Paul Dooley – Hyannisport Announcer"
"Connie Madigan - Ross "Mad Dog" Madison"
"Ross Smith – Barclay Donaldson"
"Joe Nolan – Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown"
"You think you can win on talent alone? Gentlemen, you don't have enough talent to win on talent alone. Again!"
"You better think about something else, each and every one of you. When you pull on that jersey, you represent yourself and your teammates...and the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! AGAIN!"
"You keep playing this way, you won't beat anyone that's good, let alone great! You want to make this team, then you better start playing at a level that's gonna FORCE ME TO KEEP YOU HERE! AGAIN!"
"This cannot be a team of common men. Because common men go nowhere. You have to be uncommon. Again."
"[Addressing the team before the US-USSR game] Great moments...are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game, not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them...and we shut them down because we can! Tonight, we... are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time...is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em! This... is your time! Now go out there and take it!"
"[Speaking to team during the last intermission in the US-USSR game] Listen to 'em (the crowd chanting U-S-A!). That's what you've done. Now, we've come from behind in every game in this tournament so far and we can do it again. [team blankly stares] We can beat these guys! Everybody in!... Who do you play for?"
"[Epilogue voiceover] Two days later, the miracle was made complete. My boys defeated Finland to win the gold medal, coming from behind once again. As I watched them out there, celebrating on the ice, I realized that Patti had been right. It was a lot more than a hockey game, not only for those who watched it, but for those who played in it. I've often been asked in the years since Lake Placid what was the best moment for me. Well, it was here - the sight of 20 young men of such differing backgrounds now standing as one. Young men willing to sacrifice so much of themselves, all for an unknown. A few years later, the U.S. began using professional athletes at the Games - "Dream Teams". I always found that term ironic because now that we have Dream Teams, we seldom ever get to dream. But on one weekend, as America and the world watched, a group of remarkable young men gave the nation what it needed most - a chance, for one night, not only to dream, but a chance, once again, to believe."
"Johnson over to Ramsey! Bilyaletdinov gets checked by Ramsey! McClanahan is there! The puck is still loose! Eleven seconds-- [original audio broadcast] You've got ten seconds, the countdown going on right now! Morrow, up to Silk! Five seconds left in the game! Do you believe in miracles?! YES!!!"
"What America needed was a miracle. What it got was a hockey game."
"If you believe in yourself, Miracles can happen."
"The story of the greatest moment in sports history."
"Their game made them winners. Their spirit made them heroes."
"Do you believe in miracles?"
"Kurt Russell - Coach Herb Brooks"
"Noah Emmerich - Coach Craig Patrick"
"Patricia Clarkson - Patti Brooks"
"Sean McCann - Walter Bush"
"Kenneth Welsh - Doc Nagobads"
"Eddie Cahill - Jim Craig"
"Patrick O'Brien Demsey as Mike Eruzione"
"Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan"
"Nathan West - Rob McClanahan"
"Bobby Hanson - Dave Silk"
"Nate Miller - John Harrington"
"Kris Wilson - Phil Verchota"
"Scott Johnson - Steve Christoff"
"Mr. Pruitt, I don't want to hear about Price World, and I don't want to hear another word about a hockey game. We talked about that."
"Forgive me, your honor. I'm fat."
"Big doings we got here in Mystery. Price World wants to come here, and now the New York Rangers want to come."
"A Small Town on the Outskirts of Greatness."
"Russell Crowe - Sheriff John Biebe"
"Hank Azaria - Charles Danner"
"Mary McCormack - Donna Biebe"
"Burt Reynolds - Judge Walter Burns"
"Colm Meaney - Mayor Scott R. Pitcher"
"Lolita Davidovich - Mary Jane Pitcher"
"Maury Chaykin - Bailey Pruitt"
"Ron Eldard - Matt "Skank" Marden"
"Michael Buie - Connor Banks"
"Ryan Northcott - Stevie Weeks"
"Beth Littleford - Janice Pettiboe"
"Kevin Durand - "Tree" Lane"
"Scott Grimes - Brian "Birdie" Burns"
"Jason Gray-Stanford - Bobby Michan"
"Adam Beach - Galin Winetka"
"Leroy Peltier - Ben Winetka"
"Cameron Bancroft – "Tinker" Connolly"
"Michael McKean - Mr. Walsh"
"Rachel Wilson - Marla Burns"
"Megyn Price - Sarah Heinz"
"Judith Ivey - Mrs. Joanne Burns"
"Terry David Mulligan – Dr. Henry Savage"
"Mike Myers - Donnie Shulzhoffer"
"Jim Fox - himself"
"Phil Esposito - himself"
"Little Richard - himself"
"L. Scott Caldwell – Judge McGibbons"
"Steve Levy - himself"
"Barry Melrose - himself"
"Where else could I get beaten up every day, treated like shit by prima donna Canadians and get my nuts shaved?"
"I think all hockey players should know how to read and write."
"To the game and getting out of this hick town! Thank God there is a sport for middle-sized white boys."
"The only thing better than a glass of beer, is tea with Miss McGill!"
"Hey, go hump your Saint Bernard, scum-nuts."
"I don't give a shit where I play as long as I go number one in the draft and I sign the biggest contract I can. I've been busting my ass in this league for four years, and I'm gonna get what's coming to me."
"All right, one period left. One period away from winning it all or losing to these miserable hackers with their shit-eating grins and their Saturday night wrestling tactics. One period away from remembering something for the rest of your life or something you wanna forget."
"[to Youngblood] Wanna go, pretty boy?"
"Kelly Youngblood: [walks into barn and sees Dean standing in front of a punching bag] Just hit it, pillowhands. Don't worry, it's not gonna hit you back."
"Blane Youngblood: You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice."
"The ice... The fire... The fight... To be the best."
"To Youngblood, winning wasn't everything - proving himself was."
"Rob Lowe - Dean Youngblood"
"Patrick Swayze - Derek Sutton"
"Cynthia Gibb - Jessie Chadwick"
"Eric Nesterenko - Blane Youngblood"
"Ed Lauter - Murray Chadwick"
"Keanu Reeves - Heaver"
"George Finn - Carl Racki"
"Simon Herring - Guard"
"Fionnula Flanagan - Miss McGill"
"Len Carlson as Bert Raccoon"
"Michael Magee as Cyril Sneer / Snag"
"Bob Dermer as Ralph Raccoon / Bears"
"Rita Coolidge as Melissa Raccoon"
"Carl Banas as Schaeffer / Bears"
"Fred Little as Cedric Sneer"
"Sharon Lewis as Sophia Tutu"
"Tammy Bourne as Julie"
"Hadley Kay as Tommy"
"Leo Sayer as Dan the Forest Ranger"
"Danny Gallivan as Ferlin Fielddigger"
"Rich Little as Narrator"
"Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"
"I hate kids. They're barely human."
"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."
"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."
"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"
"He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!"
"They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious."
"Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay"
"Lane Smith - Coach Jack Reilly"
"Joss Ackland - Hans"
"Josef Sommer - Mr. Gerald Ducksworth"
"Joshua Jackson - Charlie Conway"
"Eldon Henson - Fulton Reed"
"Brandon Adams - Jesse Hall"
"Shaun Weiss - Greg Goldberg"
"Matt Doherty - Lester Averman"
"Marguerite Moreau - Connie Moreau"
"Garette Ratliff Henson - Guy Germaine"
"Vincent Larusso - Adam Banks"
"Jussie Smollett - Terry Hall"
"J.D. Daniels - Peter Mark"
"Aaron Schwartz - Dave Karp"
"Danny Tamborelli - Tommy Duncan"
"Jane Plank - Tammy Duncan"
"Heidi Kling - Casey Conway"
"The puck stops here! The Mighty Ducks are back."
"Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay"
"Michael Tucker as Tibbles"
"Jan Rubeš as Jan"
"Carsten Norgaard as Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson"
"Kathryn Erbe as Michelle McKay"
"Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway"
"Elden Henson as Fulton Reed"
"Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg"
"Brandon Adams as Jesse Hall"
"Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks"
"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"
"Matt Doherty as Les Averman"
"Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler"
"Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman"
"Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney"
"Mike Vitar as Luis Mendoza"
"Ty 'O Neal as Dwayne Robinson"
"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"
"Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl"
"How long does it take to score a goal? Less than a second! That means no puck is safe if you can't play defense! Now get this: I don't give a damn how many goals you score; I want one thing on your mind: zero! As in shutout!"
"Gotta get up early if you wanna hunt goose eggs!"
"It's a damn good thing I'm not your coach! Now get your team outta here, now! Varsity team, out! Let's go!! Move it!!"
"Well, congratulations. You just forfeited whatever mental edge you might've had over the Varsity. Now they know they own you! This isn't the pee-wees; your little Duck tricks are not gonna work at this level! Now, for the last time, stay away from the Varsity!! And get those Duck jerseys off right now. Come on, get 'em off! Right now. The Ducks are dead."
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GUYS!!"
"No Fear. No Limits. No Brakes. Just Ducks."
"Jeffrey Nordling as Ted Orion"
"Joss Ackland as Hans"
"Matt Doherty as Lester Averman"
"Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine"
"Ty O'Neal as Dwayne Robinson"
"David Selby as Dean Buckley"
"Christopher Orr as Rick Riley"
"Michael Cudlitz as Cole"
"Scott Whyte as Scott "Scooter" Holland"
"Heidi Kling as Casey Conway"
"Margo Finley as Linda"