174 quotes found
"You should always see a guy in a bathing suit before you decide to go out with him!"
"This is a Vernissage?! I thought it was a nail color exhibition and we got to pick out a color!"
"My dress is so trendy and totally fizz! I even think it’s still going to be fashionable next week!"
"Now I'll never lend you my pink jeans that make your butt look awesome !"
"Wow!... Have you seen the new revolutionary mascara? It makes your eyelashes so long you can curl them with an iron!"
"Benji made a CD up with eight hours of dance music. Well, it's not dance music, I mean it's eight hours of music we can dance to."
"This is just great, girls! I can’t believe it! I smell sweaty! I forgot to put on deodorant!"
"If there’s one thing I CAN’T TOLERATE it’s INTOLERANCE itself!"
"Now stop being a moron or my foot will connect with your verility really hard. Ok?"
"I want to get out of this closet!"
"You’re not afraid to be an outcast too if you knock around with Nino a little too much?"
"What? My drab, boring, Scottish, caramel-colored, curly hair might grow back in stiff, straight and jet-black?"
"It's the special Frappachino coffee, with grapefruit and milk! I also asked them to put in some cider vinegar to really boost the acidity!"
"When Panook, alias M. T. Bladder, decides to finally go to the toilet, the great mystery at Saint Judes, well, apart from the meatloaf in the cafeteria will be solved!"
"A madonna appeared before me and suddenly I was bent out of shape with admiration. Such feminity is woman. Eyes of steel behind velvet glasses."
"In any case, I’m the one Fred is madly in love with! Not that would roll around in the breadcrumbs of carnal bliss with him or anything, but show a little respect for his deep feelings!"
"A good relationship is based on honesty you know. One day you claim to have a little nest egg the next, an off shore oil account until finally you find yourself walking the streets in a blonde wig and stilettos to earn a little cash on the side. Tell her the truth."
"You've sheltered him ! He is not adequately prepared to deal with a relationship and it's..uh... responsabilities!"
"It's the new "Electric Fat- Eliminator" I bought it on the shopping channel. Thanks to this, I'll have a flat belly without ever breaking a sweat."
"I understand ... you're grown up and I have to give you some space… But I stumbled across a briefs sale, and I couldn't help myself..."
"Don't forget to put on your sun screen! If you're eating chicken, watch out for little bones. And don't go swimming right after you eat!"
"There's nothing like castration to calm a guy down!"
"Students are not permitted to touch or look at those files! What concerns you, is none of your business!!!"
"Teens shouldn’t take advantage of their parents’ absence to partake in shameful pleasures and dubious gratifications…"
"But when will I ever get to kiss a girl???"
"Fabienne, you’re the first real girl I’ve ever kissed. Starting now, you’re my only love!"
"You know, your balloons don't have to be super-big to look good"
"Statistics say that intelligent people are generally less happy..."
"Stop trying to understand life buddy-boy, that what's ruins it!"
"You must release all that negative energy! Go for it! Give me your best primal scream Fred!"
"I just finished my self portraits "Visages in Velvet"!"
"I think not."
"If you weren't here, I'd have to invent you… mind you, I'd have to have a pretty weird imagination."
"When you like a girl is she supposed to get on your nerves?"
"Fresh Herring in a stew, it is the best way to say I love you."
"Have you ever eaten such tasty meatless shepherd’s pie?"
"Enough with your gourmet fantasies! I much prefer when you keep a little secret!"
""What makes one person sad, makes a shrink quite happy!"
"Accidents aren’t pretty. But it seems we all want to look."
"Sometimes a smile, is just a frown upside down."
""Seniors would be cool, if they weren’t so old."
""Hard work keeps you healthy..."
"But getting up early makes me sick!"
"The highway of life is a straight line with a bit of a twist…"
"In my experience, you can't always measure someone’s courage by the size of the nuts they got."
""Even the most absorbant paper towels can't wipe up the spills of the heart!"
""Love is like hair after a ride on the rollercoaster. Difficult to untangle ."
""Friendship is like your room, sometimes it gets messy."
""Sometimes, an ex is like a horror story…Baaahh!!"
"Christmas, it's hard to give it up cold turkey…"
""If you're looking for true beauty, then I would suggest your follow your nose."
"Love, is like a pimple: without warning, it blows up in your face. Splat!"
""Always be polite to strangers...they might end up being your inlaws."
"Fred's head - the official website"
"Animated cartoon"
"Mr. Tickle: Ha Ha!"
"Narrator: cried Mr. Tickle, as he spied Little Miss Magic and Mr. Happy."
"Mr. Tickle: Anyone for tickles?"
"Narrator:as he rushed up to them, as he streched out those ordinary long arms, with those piticulary ticklish fingers on the end of them. Little Miss Magic looked at Mr. Happy."
"Little Miss Magic: I see what you mean."
"Narrotor: And winked."
"Little Miss Magic: Oh, hello Mr. Tickle. Come in. I expect you wanted me to make those arms long again."
"Mr. Tickle: Oh, yes please."
"Narrator: Mr. Tickle's face lit up."
"Little Miss Magic: Very well, only one condition."
"Mr. Tickle: Oh."
"Narrator: His face fell."
"Little Miss Magic: You're only allow one tickle a day."
"Mr. Tickle: One tickle a day?"
"Little Miss Magic:(pointing to Mr. Tickle) One."
"Mr. Tickle: Well, that's not much!"
"Little Miss Magic: Promise?"
"Narrator: Mr. Tickle sighed."
"Mr. Tickle:(groaning) Oh, promise."
"Narrator: Mr. Small went to see Mr. Tickle."
"Mr. Small: Hey! (Mr. Tickle wakes up from sleeping) Do you know what Miss Trouble called you behind your back?"
"Mr. Tickle: No, what, what does Miss Trouble call me behind my back?"
"Narrator: Mr. Small looked at him."
"Mr. Small: Puddingface!"
"Mr. Tickle (gasps) WHAT?!"
"Mr. Tickle: I think somebody needs a tickle!"
"Mr. Grumpy: Try it and you'll be kissing my tractor!"
"Mr. Tickle: My arms are too long, but that doesn't stop me from taking."
"Narrator: Mr. Greedy had put a turkey in the over for lunch. A rather large turkey."
"Little Miss Naughty: Oh, look at that fancy turkey, I'm going to "pinch it".(grins, then knocks at the door)"
"Mr. Greedy: Oh, who is that at the door, this time when I'm about to eat my delicios, lunch.(chuckles)"
"Narrator: And then she [Little Miss Plump] opened the letter. It was from Mr. Greedy."
"Mr. Greedy:(reading note, but Miss Plump is reading it) Dear Miss Plump, Next Wednesday is my birthday. Please come to tea at 4 o'clock."
"Narrator: And it was signed Mr. Greedy."
"Little Miss Plump: Oh, that will be lovely. I should look forward to that!"
"Wonderful!"
"Jack: (crying) And if Santa doesn't get my letter, how's he gonna know what I want for Christmas?"
"Mr. Happy: You know, Jack, there's more to Christmas then getting presents."
"Jack: Yeah. I guess"
"Mr. Happy: (listening to the radio) I love a good polka."
"Mr. Grumpy: You would! Are you sure that's not distracting you from your driving?"
"Mr. Happy: Not at all.... A jaunty polka relaxes me when I'm drivin'."
"Mr. Grumpy: Well, they give me a headache. [grunts and accidentally breaks the knob off the radio console] Ohh!!! [covers his ears] Crooked cucumbers..................."
"I wonder what's going on here?"
"Just looking"
"Mr. Nosey: (falling out of the shark) Ooh, hello. (chuckles)"
"Little Miss Late: Good heavens, Mr. Nosey!"
"Little Miss Sunshine: Where did you spring from?"
"Mr. Happy: How long have you been in there?"
"Mr. Strong: How did you get there to start with?"
"Mr. Nosey: Oh, questions, questions! Goodness me! Why do you have to be so nosey?"
"Mr. Clever: No, please, Mr. Sneeze, you musn't sneeze now. Not when Mr. Tickle is about to complete the tallest house of cards ever built in Misterland."
"Mr. Sneeze: Ahh. It's all right, Mr. Clever. I'm not going to sneeze after all."
"Mr. Sneeze: I wonder why I'm not sneezing?"
"Wizard: You're not sneezing because you haven't got a cold."
"Boompaly Boomp!"
"Mr. Bump: I owe you might life, Mr. Grumble. (spits out water while Mr. Grumble hits him on the back)"
"Mr. Grumble: You owed me a pair of roller skates. Thanks to you, mine are at the bottom of the sea."
"Mr. Bump: Well, I'll buy you a new pair and we'll go skating together. I feel much so safer with you."
"Mr. Grumble: Huh! That's all I need!"
"You never learn!"
"This is what I'm talking about!"
"Mr. Parrot: Good morning, Mr. Messy. Good morning, Mr. Messy."
"Mr. Messy: Hello, Mr. Parrot. Would you like a sweet?"
"Mr. Fussy: He doesn't like sweets."
"Good tidings!"
"Great McGullicuty!"
"They didn't hear me. Didn't even know I'm here."
"I can't hear you!"
"Come on down to Mr. Noisy's Shoe-A-Torium, the only store where you're guaranteed to find a noisy shoe that's right for you!"
"This is way too much work."
"This is exhausting."
"Mr. Funny: Hello there. Morning, Miss Trouble."
"Little Miss Trouble: Morning, Mr. Funny."
"Mr. Funny: (laughing) That's a very funny shade of blue you've gone."
"Little Miss Trouble: I've had enough of this!"
"Honk! Honk!"
"Little Miss Tiny: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Funny."
"Mr. Funny: My pleasure, Miss Tiny. Say hello to Santa Claus for me. Have a good trip! (trips over a pebble) Oh, ha! Have a good trip! Ha, ha, ha! I like that. That's very funny. Have a good trip!"
"How Revolting!"
"Mr. Messy!"
"Sweet Henrietta! (US)"
"Sweet Apple Strudel! (UK)"
"This is the worst (insert noun here) I've ever seen!"
"(Cries in agnoy) The indignity..... (Jobs episode)"
"Hello! Goodbye!"
"Peek-a-boo! It's me!"
"Oh, Mr. Moon, please don't go away!"
"Narrator: Mr. Impossible spent all day at the school. He showed the teacher how he could read a book upside down."
"Children: But that's impossible!"
"Narrator: Said the children who were watching."
"Mr. Impossible: Yes, sir!"
"Narrator: Said Mr. Impossible."
"Good thing I just came along!"
"Aw, pickles!"
"I'm fed up with all these happy idiots!"
"Crooked Cucumbers!"
"Not so loud!"
"If I get home, I'll send another note in a bottle."
"Hello, down there!"
"What's needed here is one of my very clever plans."
"Mr. Clever: (door knocks) Hello. Anybody home? (opens door and looks around) Ah, there you are. Hello. I'm Mr. Clever."
"Mr. Tickle: And I'm Mr. Tickle. (tickles Mr. Clever)"
"Mr. Clever: This is the story about the day the Mr. Men and Little Misses went on an exciting bus trip. You might say it was a hunting trip. An alphabet hunting trip. Because we were searching with something beginning with 'a', something beginning with 'b' and with 'c'. We were looking for something for every letter in the alphabet. And every time we found one, I wrote the word in my alphabet book. Where's my book? (Mr Tickle passes the alphabet book) Thank you. And I wrote it all down in my alphabet book."
"Three steps forward, three steps back. Then two steps forward. And bow."
"Mr. Rude: I'll give you (insert a noun or adjective here) (farts)"
"Other Mr. Men and Little Misses: MR. RUDE!"
"Sometimes, I just can’t help myself."
"Good morning, Dillydale!"
"I love (insert noun here)! Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em!"
"Just trying to be helpful."
"I love chocolate cake! I love pencil erasers too! (US) pencil rubbers (UK)"
"Little Miss Chatterbox: Well, it doesn't sound like it. And the wolf, he should have a date for this. Ha, ha, ha! Oh goody, lunch!"
"Mr. Nosey: Are you saying I speak from my nose?"
"Is that wise?"
"I'm a trained professional!"
"That wasn't supposed to happen!"
"Pancakes? But I don't like flat food...."
"Hello? Hobby World? I need a new hobby."