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"[reading a letter] "Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren't going to be a family anymore. Is this true? Did I lose my family? Is there anything I can do to get my parents back together? Sincerely, Katie McCormick." Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together. They don't fight all the time, and they can become better people, and much better mummies and daddies for you. And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear. And if they don't, don't blame yourself. Just because they don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months... even years at a time. But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet. You're going to be all right. Bye-bye."
"She Makes Dinner. She Does Windows. She Reads Bedtime Stories. She's a Blessing in Disguise."
"She'll Rock Your World."
"Robin Williams — Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire, Hillard’s housekeeper"
"Sally Field — Miranda Hillard, Daniel’s wife"
"Pierce Brosnan — Stuart Dunmeyer, Miranda’s partner"
"Harvey Fierstein — Frank Hillard, Daniel’s brother"
"Polly Holliday — Gloria Chaney"
"Lisa Jakub — Lydia Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s daughter"
"Matthew Lawrence — Christopher Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s son"
"Mara Wilson — Natalie Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s daughter"
"Robert Prosky — Jonathan Lundy"
"Scott Capurro — Jack Hillard, Frank’s partner"
"Anne Haney — Mrs. Sellner"
"Martin Mull — Justin Gregory"
"Dr. Toad — Todd the Bartender"
"Give ready to jam."
"Together, they just might save the world."
"The world you never be the same."
"Michael Jordan — Himself"
"Wayne Knight — Stan"
"Theresa Randle — Juanita"
"Bill Murray — Himself"
"Larry Bird — Himself"
"Thom Barry — James"
"Manner Washington — Jeffrey"
"Eric Gordon — Marcus"
"Penny Bae Bridges — Jasmine"
"Charles Barkley — Himself"
"Patrick Ewing — Himself"
"Shawn Bradley — Himself"
"Larry Johnson — Himself"
"Muggsy Bogues — Himself"
"Danny Ainge — Himself"
"Steve Kerr — Himself"
"Alonzo Mourning — Himself"
"Horace Grant — Himself"
"A.C. Green — Himself"
"Charles Oakley — Himself"
"Luc Longley — Himself"
"Cedric Ceballos — Himself"
"Derek Harper — Himself"
"Vlade Divac — Himself"
"Brian Shaw — Himself"
"Jeff Malone — Himself"
"Bill Wennington — Himself"
"Anthony Miller — Himself"
"Sharone Wright — Himself"
"Del Harris — Himself"
"Paul Westphal — Himself"
"Ahmad Rashad — Himself"
"Dan Castellaneta — Male Fan"
"Jim Rome — Himself"
"Patricia Heaton — Female Fan"
"Charles Hallahan — Baron's Team Owner"
"Billy West — Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd"
"Dee Bradley Baker — Daffy Duck, Taz, Bull"
"Danny DeVito — Mr. Swackhammer"
"Bob Bergen — Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, Marvin the Martian, Barnyard Dawg, Hubie, Bertie"
"Bill Farmer — Sylvester, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn"
"June Foray — Granny, Witch Hazel"
"Maurice LaMarche — Pepé le Pew"
"Kath Soucie — Lola Bunny"
"Jocelyn Blue — Nerdluck Pound"
"Charity James — Nerdluck Blanko"
"June Melby — Nerdluck Bang"
"Catherine Reitman — Nerdluck Bupkus"
"Colleen Wainwright — Nerdluck Nawt, Sniffles"
"Darnell Suttles — Monstar Pound"
"Steve Kehela — Monstar Blanko, Announcer"
"Joey Camen — Monstar Bang"
"Dorian Harewood — Monstar Bupkus"
"T.K. Carter — Monstar Nawt"
"Frank Welker — Charles the Dog"
"Hey, Radar! We're landing in our new home! Oceanview, Illinois. Boy, in a few minutes, we'll meet our new bird family -- The Dodos."
"4 more keys. 2 more keys. 1 more key."
"It's Big Adventure! It's Big Laughs! It's Big Bird on the Big Screen!"
"The First Sesame Street Movie Ever."
"Caroll Spinney as Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch and Bruno the Trashman"
"Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Ernie, Bruce, Guy Smiley and Harvey Monster"
"Frank Oz as Bert, Cookie Monster, Clancy, Dr. Nobel Price, Grover and Sully"
"Jerry Nelson as Count von Count, Farley, Herry Monster, Sherlock Hemlock and Biff"
"Richard Hunt as Gladys the Cow, Don Music, Maurice Monster and Feathered Friends Member"
"Martin P. Robinson as Snuffy, Telly Monster, Dinger and Grouch Diner Patron"
"Cheryl Wagner as Miss Finch (performer)"
"Fred Garver as Barkley, Feathered Friends Parrot, Owl"
"Trish Leeper as Mommy Dodo (performer)"
"Gord Robertson as Daddy Dodo (performer)"
"Shari Weiser as Marie Dodo (performer)"
"Jeff Weiser as Donnie Dodo (performer)"
"Noel MacNeal as Madame Chairbird"
"Pam Arciero as Grundgetta"
"Kathryn Mullen as Mr. Honker, Feathered Friends Magistrate, Grouch Diner Patron, Anything Muppet Girl"
"Bob McGrath as Bob Johnson"
"Northern Calloway as David"
"Roscoe Orman as Gordon Robinson"
"Linda Bove as Linda"
"Emilio Delgado as Luis Rodriguez"
"Sonia Manzano as Maria Rodriguez"
"Alaina Reed as Olivia Robinson"
"Loretta Long as Susan Robinson"
"David Smyrl as Mr. Hooper"
"Kermit Love as Willy"
"Joe Flaherty as Sid Sleaze"
"Dave Thomas as Sam Sleaze"
"Alyson Court as Ruthie"
"Benjamin Barrett as Floyd"
"Waylon Jennings as Turkey Truck Driver"
"Sandra Bernhard as Grouch Diner Waitress"
"Chevy Chase as Newscaster"
"John Candy as State Trooper"
"Paul Bartel as Grouch Diner Cook"
"This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel."
"Doug loves me. We have a good relationship. You just don't understand the situation, because if Doug's such a bad guy, [begins to realize] and he... he left me on purpose, and he hurt me on purpose, that would mean... that would mean... Doug doesn't love me."
"All my life, I felt like I wasn't worth anything unless I heard those words, "Good boy". But they never came. Well, he needs to know he's hurt me. He needs to feel my pain. And he needs to pay for what he did with the only thing he truly loves! I'm gonna bite his dick off."
"Hey, gnome. I'm your father. It's so good to finally meet you. Even under these strange circumstances."
"You a stray. You can do anything you want."
"Regg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you're off the leash."
"Oh, we going to fuck shit up."
"Alright, guys. Let's show these humans they can't toss us aside without facing some bad fucking consequences."
"No, it's fine. Bella's young, and cute, and fun, so of course Jenna loves her more than me right now. And I get that."
"But what I really don't get is why Jenna thinks it's so adorable when she spins around in circles. Like I can do that in my sleep. You know what, it's totally fine. It's fine."
"[in Lassie-Style-Animation form] Shit! You look different, too."
"God saw! He sees everything!"
"That is just the classic toxic relationship. I should probably talk to him. I am a therapy dog."
"You look different."
"How so? Is it my human hands?"
"— Dr. Hagen"
"Will Ferrell — Reggie"
"Randall Park — Hunter"
"— Deliliah"
"Jack De Sanz — Munchkin"
"— Shitstain"
"— Underbite pound dog"
"Phil Morris — Bubsy"
"Unleashed in theaters this summer."
"From the humans who brought you Cocaine Bear & 21 Jump Street."