76 quotes found
"[walking to her parent's house] Missi Jenkins is a whore! And I kicked her ass! Kicked her stupid ass. Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you! Because I won't call you back! No fucking way! I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit!"
"Poom! Later, loser."
"Melissa McCarthy as Tammy Banks"
"Susan Sarandon as Pearl Balzen"
"Allison Janney as Deb"
"Dan Aykroyd as Don"
"Kathy Bates as Lenore"
"Gary Cole as Earl Tilman"
"Nat Faxon as Greg"
"Toni Collette as Missi Jenkins"
"Mark Duplass as Bobby Tilman"
"Ben Falcone as Keith Morgan"
"Once you start asking those questions you can't stop. So we don't ask. We record so other people ask."
"Every time I survived a war zone, I thought I was sending a warning home - "Don't do this". But here we are."
"I've never been so scared in my entire life. And I've never felt more alive."
"Just be sure to get the words out before the piano wire gets too tight."
"You want to get sleep when you can. You never know what's going to happen."
"Don't expect to sleep. That way, if you do, it's a nice surprise."
"This place is empty."
"Kirsten Dunst as Lee"
"Cailee Spaeny as Jessie"
"Wagner Moura as Joel"
"Jefferson White as Dave"
"Nelson Lee as Tony"
"Evan Lai as Bohai"
"Stephen McKinley Henderson as Sammy"
"Jesse Plemons as Nationalist paramilitary"
"Greg Hill as Pete"
"Edmund Donovan as Eddie"
"Nick Offerman as President"
"There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think."
"I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!"
"If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade."
"What about Jurassic Park? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!"
"I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto."
"[being held in Canada] Boomer! You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! You took off and you left me here in the hands of those Canadians! I'm gonna tear you till and I'll rip out every bone in your body! Boomer, you hear me?!"
"If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!"
"Alan Alda as the unnamed President of the United States"
"John Candy as Bud B. Boomer, the sheriff of Niagara County"
"Bill Nunn as Kabral Jabar"
"Kevin J. O'Connor as Roy Boy"
"Rhea Perlman as Honey"
"Kevin Pollak as Stuart "Stu" Smiley"
"G. D. Spradlin as R.J. Hacker"
"Rip Torn as General Dick Panzer, the Commander of USSOCOM"
"Steven Wright as a Niagara Falls Mountie"
"Jim Belushi as Charles Jackal"
"Richard E. Council as Vladimir Kruschkin, the President of Russia"
"Brad Sullivan as Gus"
"Wallace Shawn as Clark MacDonald, the Prime Minister of Canada"
"Stanley Anderson as Edwin S. Simon"
"Ben Hamper and Michael Moore as two redneck guys"
"Beth Amos as Ruthie"
"Sheila Gray as the voice of the Hacker Hellstrom"
"Dan Aykroyd as an OPP officer (uncredited)"
"James Carville as a Pentagon agent for Central Intelligence (uncredited)"
"Ed Sahely as a Mountie (uncredited)"
"Gordon Michael Woolvett as a Male Candy Striper (uncredited)"
"You're gonna love him."
"[repeated line] 6:07."
"I guess I'll go down to Bolivia all by myself."
"Matt Damon as Rory"
"Casey Affleck as Cobby Murphy"
"Hong Chau as Dr. Donna Rivera"
"Paul Walter Hauser as Booch"
"Michael Stuhlbarg as Mr. Besegai"
"Ving Rhames as Frank Toomey"
"Alfred Molina as Richie Dechico"
"Toby Jones as Alan Flynn"
"Jack Harlow as Scalvo"
"Ron Perlman as Mayor Miccelli"
"André De Shields as Mr. Kelly"
"Toby Onwumere as John Wayne"
"Rob Gronkowski as Himself"
"Ronnie Cho as Mark Choi"
"Scout Backus as Colani"