217 quotes found
"Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many."
"When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."
"The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock."
"An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."
"(To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!""
"I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."
"Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."
"(To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.""
"Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke"
"Seann William Scott as Bo Duke"
"Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke"
"Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg"
"Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse Duke"
"David Koechner as Cooter Davenport"
"M.C. Gainey as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane"
"Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate"
"Lynda Carter as Pauline"
"James Roday as Billy Prickett"
"Kevin Heffernan as Derek "Sheev" Sheevington"
"Nikki Griffin as Katie-Lynn Johnson"
"Jacqui Maxwell as Annette"
"Alice Greczyn as Laurie Pullman"
"Junior Brown as The Balladeer (narrator)"
"Joe Don Baker as Governor Jim Applewhite"
"Barry Corbin as Bill Pullman"
"Sometimes you have to lose yourself before you can find anything...A couple more months, she'll all be gone...from Aintry on up. One big dead lake."
"I sleep at night. I have no worries. I am becoming myself, as inconsequential as that may be. I am not something that somebody shoved off on me. I am what I chose to be, and I am it."
"He was the tightest and damndest pig I ever did screw."
"This is the weekend they didn't play golf."
"What did happen on the Cahulawassee River?"
"Four men ride a wild river. A weekend turns into a nightmare."
"Jon Voight - Ed Gentry"
"Burt Reynolds - Lewis Medlock"
"Ned Beatty - Bobby Trippe"
"Ronny Cox - Drew Ballinger"
"Bill McKinney - Mountain Man"
"Herbert "Cowboy" Coward - Toothless Man"
"James Dickey - Sheriff Bullard"
"Billy Redden - Lonnie, the banjo boy"
"Macon McCalman - Deputy Queen"
"The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!"
"You know what my problem has been all my life? I've always had my shit together. Always. My problem's been I couldn't lift it."
"Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth."
"First Down...And Ten Years To Go."
"It's Survival of the Fiercest and Funniest"
"Burt Reynolds - Paul "Wrecking" Crewe"
"Eddie Albert - Warden Hazen"
"Ed Lauter - Captain Knauer"
"Michael Conrad - Nate Scarboro"
"James Hampton - Caretaker"
"Harry Caesar - Granville"
"John Steadman - Pop"
"Charles Tyner - Unger"
"Mike Henry - Rassmeusen"
"Jim Nicholson - Ice Man"
"Bernadette Peters - Warden's Secretary"
"Joe Kapp - Walking Boss"
"Richard Kiel - Samson"
"Robert Tessier - Connie Shokner"
"Ray Nitschke - Bogdanski"
"George A. Jones - Big George"
"[on his plans to run for office] When I can walk, I'll run."
"[During a speech] Now, they say! The best way to get rid of a man! Is to have him run for vice president! Well, I say! Ask my cousin Teddy! That's how they got rid of him!"
"[first time standing in the pool] I can't even stand! I can't even stand..."
"[tearfully, standing in the pool] I'm standing. I'm standing."
"[speaking at the schoolhouse graduation ceremony] Thank you. Thank you, my friends. Now, you know, at Groton where I graduated from high school, our beloved Headmaster encouraged his students to enter public life. I chose to attend Harvard for my undergraduate work and then Columbia for my law degree. Followed my Headmaster's advice and sought a career in public life, but circumstances beyond my control... [begins shaking] have made that very difficult. You know, I've given many speeches in my life. I don't know why I'm having such a hard time making this one."
"Well, I want to say how proud I am to be a part of this community... community based not on birth rite or privilege, but on compassion and courage and -You know, I believe the true power of these waters is that they brought us all together. And our ability to help one another is what will make our victory over polio endure, because what... because what you have done, and what we will continue to do until this disease is defeated is to come together, like a family. Do what we do best. Lift each other up."
"Franklin, I can't help you out of a hole if I climb in with you."
""There but for the grace of God," they say, as if our bodies were who we are. Well it's not: our souls are who we are, only they don't know it."
"The greatest challenge FDR faced was the one we never saw."
"A new movie by HBO Films."
"FDR brought us out of the Depression and through a world war. But the greatest challenge he faced was the one we never saw."
"The story of Franklin Delano Roosevelt before he became President."
"Kenneth Branagh - Franklin D. Roosevelt"
"Cynthia Nixon - Eleanor Roosevelt"
"Kathy Bates - Helena Mahoney"
"Tim Blake Nelson - Tom Loyless"
"Jane Alexander - Sara Delano Roosevelt"
"David Paymer - Louis McHenry Howe"
"Andrew Davoli - Jake Perini"
"I'm sorry, but I am my father's daughter, and he always says, "If at first you don't succeed, pack your bags.""
"Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters."
"You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave."
"Anna Kendrick - Beca Mitchell"
"Skylar Astin - Jesse Swanson"
"Anna Camp - Aubrey Posen"
"Brittany Snow - Chloe Beale"
"Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy"
"Ester Dean - Cynthia-Rose Adams"
"Alexis Knapp - Stacie Conrad"
"Hana Mae Lee - Lilly Onakuramara"
"Ben Platt - Benjamin "Benji" Applebaum"
"Adam DeVine - Bumper Allen"
"Utkarsh Ambudkar - Donald"
"Freddie Stroma - Luke"
"Jinhee Joung - Kimmy-Jin"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Tommy"
"John Michael Higgins - John Smith"
"Elizabeth Banks - Gail Abernathy-McKadden"
"John Benjamin Hickey - Dr. Mitchell"
"Can somebody go a day in this place without a dick in their face?"
"This is historic. The revolution has begun - all because this courageous woman saw an unjust world and waved her boobies at it."
"You know, it's amazing: I can remember Janice Wu with perfect clarity, I just can't remember where the deed is. You know why? Because I didn't fuck the deed."
"Karen: If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn."
"Leave your baggage behind."
"Paul Rudd - George Gergenblatt"
"Jennifer Aniston - Linda Gergenblatt"
"Justin Theroux - Seth"
"Malin Åkerman - Eva"
"Lauren Ambrose - Almond Cohen"
"Joe Lo Truglio - Wayne Davidson"
"Alan Alda - Carvin Wiggins"
"Kathryn Hahn - Karen"
"Ken Marino - Rick Gergenblatt"
"Jordan Peele - Rodney Wilson"
"Kerri Kenney-Silver - Kathy"
"Michaela Watkins - Marisa Gergenblatt"
"Ray Liotta - himself"
"Trisha Paytas - Davidson's Wife"
"Somebody better tell me something, 'cause this sho' is some freaky shit."
"Oh no! Not in Big Momma's house!"
"Is that morphine in there? God, beats the hell out of aspirin."
"I'm a married man, I'm not used to this much attention."
"[on the phone] Yeah, he knows what he's doing. [faces Malcolm immediately afterwards] What the hell are you doing?"
"[upon seeing Sherry in her underwear] Oooo ma damn!"
"Martin Lawrence as Malcolm Turner"
"Nia Long as Sherry Pierce"
"Paul Giamatti as John Maxwell"
"Terrence Howard as Lester Vesco"
"Anthony Anderson as Nolan"
"Jascha Washington as Trent Pierce"
"Ella Mitchell as Hattie Mae Pierce (Big Momma)"
"Phyliss Applegate as Sadie"
"Starletta DuPois as Miss Patterson"
"Octavia Spencer as Twila"
"Tichina Arnold as Ritha"
"Nicole Prescott as Lena"
"Cedric the Entertainer as the Reverend"
"Carl Wright as Ben Rawley"
"Jimmy Westermeier as the mailman"
"Now, this here tale didn't happen just yesterday, nor the day before. 'Twas a long time ago. And in them days, everything was mighty satisfactual. The critters, they was closer to the folks, and the folks, they was closer to the critters, and if you'll excuse me for saying so, 'twas better all around."
"Once upon a time - not your time, nor yet my time, but one time - I was goin' fishin', and I was just thinking how the flowers and critters was curious things. They can look into your heart and tell when it sings, if it's whistling a tune, or singing a song, and they all say "Howdy" when you come along."
"Brer Rabbit, bein' little and without much strength, he's supposed to use his head 'stead of his foots."
"You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far."
"It happened on one of them zip-a-dee-doo-dah days. Now that's the kind of day where you can't open your mouth without a song jumping right out of it! [sings] Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, oh, my, what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine headin' my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!"
"[after telling the tale of the Tar Baby] Well, sir, you ain't never seen nobody that had humble-come-tumbledness down as fine as what Brer Rabbit had it then. Poor little critter, he learned a powerful lesson. But he learned it too late. But it just goes to show what comes of mixin' up with somethin' you got no business with in the first place. And don't you never forget it."
"Yes sir, that's the way with Br'er Rabbit, sure as I'm named Remus. About the time he get it stuck in his mind that there ain't nobody can outdo him, up somebody'd jump an' do him scan'lous. "What you laughin' 'bout?" says Br'er Fox, says he. An' Br'er Rabbit, he couldn't say nothin'. "Well, then," says Br'er Fox, says he, "I'll settle your hash right now!" And with that, he grab Br'er Rabbit by the tail and made for to dash 'im agin' the ground. But just then, Br'er Rabbit's tail snap off real short, an' he tuck through the cotton patch like the dogs was after 'im. An' from that day to this, the only tail that Br'er Rabbit's got to his name was a little ol' ball o' cotton."
"Please don't throw me in that briar patch!"
"What I take away from the movie, is the following: That Uncle Remus is a warm, good-hearted character who captures the imagination of a lonely little boy who happens to be white. The boy is absolutely colorblind, and the audience relates to him. There is an incredible moment when Uncle Remus takes the boy's hand in his, and there is an insert of the white and black hands clasped together. It's the emotional climax of the movie."
"While Walt Disney can be fairly criticized for his rather naive approach to the post-Civil War South, the Old Maestro can also be praised for his heart warming story of a kindly old gentleman helping a young boy through difficult times."
"An insult to American minorities [and] everything that America as a whole stands for."
"The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People recognizes in Song of the South remarkable artistic merit in the music and in the combination of living actors and the cartoon technique. It regrets, however, that in an effort neither to offend audiences in the north or south, the production helps to perpetuate a dangerously glorified picture of slavery. Making use of the beautiful Uncle Remus folklore, Song of the South unfortunately gives the impression of an idyllic master-slave relationship which is a distortion of the facts."
"We're headin' for the Laughin' Place!"
"Here Comes The Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Show!"
"The Story of Brer Rabbit, Brer Bear & Brer Fox."
"Walt Disney's first live-action musical drama"
"James Baskett - Uncle Remus and Br'er Fox"
"Bobby Driscoll - Johnny "John" Doshy, Jr."
"Luana Patten - Ginny Favers"
"Glenn Leedy - Toby"
"Ruth Warrick - Sally Doshy"
"Lucile Watson - Grandmother Doshy"
"Hattie McDaniel - Aunt Tempy"
"Erik Rolf - Johnny "John" Doshy, Sr."
"Mary Field - Mrs. Favers"
"Johnny Lee as Br'er Rabbit"
"Nick Stewart as Br'er Bear"
"I am taking the f***ing children home!"
"When the plane's going down, the pilot knows where to dump our load and we just go and get it."
"They are gonna come after me, my family, if I don't get them every penny's worth."
"No, I'm not leaving without that cocaine!"
"I'd love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever."
"That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear."
"News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee."
"Bob: Apex predator... high on cocaine... and you're going towards it?"
"Eddie: The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A BEAR. DID. COCAINE!"
"Elsa: We have such good luck in nature."
"Stache: It's like cocaine Christmas."
"Inspired by true events."
"Get in line."
"— Ranger Liz"
"Ray Liotta — Syd"
"Aaron Holiday — Stache"
"Ayoola Smart — Officer Reba"
"Kahyun Kim — Beth"
"Scott Seiss — Tom"
"[reading Gracie's letter to Joe] My love... after you left tonight, I thought about the kind of life we could have if things were different. If I had been born later, or you long ago. But who knows what we would have been like then. Or where. What tragedies we'd have to face along the way. What bad luck. This is not what I ever would have wanted. But I'm so... grateful that our paths led us to this road, no matter what the cost. I think about you all the time and the feeling I get when we look each other in the eyes. Do you feel that too? I know you don't have much to compare it to, but... let me assure you. It is rare. I've gone my whole life without it. And now that I've found it, I can't imagine going back and pretending. Sometimes I wish we'd never met, or that you didn't get the job in the pet shop at least, because I know that our lives will be forever changed because of this no matter how it all turns out. I know that my husband and my children... I... I know that this will affect them too. My hope is that we can keep our secrets long enough until at least we're in no danger from the law. Maybe by then I'll have enough time to end things cleanly, and to make sure that the children know that I love them. And maybe by then we'll have figured out what to say. When this first started, I didn't know what to think. I knew that we'd crossed a line, and I felt in my heart that we would cross it again. But now I think... I've lost track of where the line is. Who even draws these lines? All I know is that I love you and you love me. And you gave me so much pleasure tonight. I hope I did the same for you. I'll see you Saturday. Please burn this. you know what could happen to me if anyone ever found it. Your Gracie."
"[During a Q&A for high school students, Elizabeth is asked what it's like to film sex scenes] Well... sometimes it's really mechanical, like a choreographed dance, you know, where the only thing you can focus on is where you're supposed to be, and when. And then sometimes there's real chemistry between two people and you start feeling like it's real. In a strange way. You'd never admit it to one another, but you're wearing practically nothing and you're rubbing up against each other... [whispering] and sweating... [normal speech] and it's for hours... and you start losing the line, of like, am I pretending that I'm experiencing pleasure, or am I... Am I pretending that I'm not experiencing pleasure? And the whole crew, they're almost always all men. You feel them watching. And you feel them, like... [deep breath] ...holding their breath. [whispering] And they try and hide it when they swallow. [sighs, normal speech] You give into the rhythm, you know, every time. Tension never breaks."
"Insecure people are very dangerous, aren't they? I'm secure. Make sure you put that in there."
"Well, I'm not gonna cross-examine you, say what you wanna say."
"Honor, I got you that scale, as I told you at the time, as a tradition, because that's what my mother got me when I graduated from high school. You try going through life without a scale. See how that goes."
"[to his son] God, I can't tell if we're connecting, or if I'm creating a bad memory for you in real time, but I can't help it."
"Natalie Portman - Elizabeth"
"Julianne Moore - Gracie"
"Charles Melton - Joe Yoo"
"Cory Michael Smith - Georgie"
"Elizabeth Yu - Mary Atherton-Yoo"
"Gabriel Chung - Charlie Atherton-Yoo"
"Piper Curda - Honor Atherton-Yoo"
"D. W. Moffett - Tom Atherton"
"Lawrence Arancio - Morris Sperber"
"Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre!"
"I tried a Dorito for the first time last night. It wasn't cheese. It was... cheese adjacent, but not cheese. It was really good!"
"Melissa McCarthy as Michelle Darnell"
"Kristen Bell as Claire Rawlings"
"Ella Anderson as Rachel Rawlings"
"Peter Dinklage as Ronald/Renault"
"Tyler Labine as Mike Beals"
"Kathy Bates as Ida Marquette"
"Timothy Simons as Stephan"
"Annie Mumolo as Helen Kreagan"
"Kristen Schaal as Sandy, the leader of the Dandelions, who is pompously berated by Helen."
"Cecily Strong as Dana Dandridge"
"Cedric Yarbrough as Tito"
"Ben Falcone as Marty"
"Margo Martindale as Sister Agnes Aluminata"