139 quotes found
"Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. Ace Ventura, not even a second."
"New Animals. New Adventures. Same Hair."
"The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. No man but Ace Ventura."
"Jim Carrey- Ace Ventura"
"Ian McNeice- Fulton Greenwall"
"Simon Callow- Vincent Cadby"
"Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje- Hitu"
"Bob Gunton- Burton Quinn"
"Maynard Eziashi - Ouda"
"Sophie Okonedo- The Wachati Princess"
"Tommy Davidson- The Tiny Warrior"
"Sam Motoana Phillips - Wachootoo Chief"
"Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad- Ashram Monk"
"[to Eva as Al, Dirk and Eva are being pursued in Kazim's car] I hope you don't throw like a girl!"
"[when Tuaregs surround him] Hi! How are ya?"
"I am so tired of being shot at!"
"[in the stolen car, being chased by a chopper] It's Kazim! Hey, maybe he wants his car back?"
"[seeing the Confederate gold] Jefferson Davis had how many samples made?"
"[about Batine's sarcophagus] Hey Dirk, get your butt up here, so we could scrape some of the crap off this thing."
"[about his tie] Hey, I can't remember how this works... something about a fox and a rabbit... it's really bugging me."
"[laughing, to Dirk] I was thinking about the funny part. Here we are, oceanographers and we're gonna probably die in the desert, chained-chained to truck parts... So when they write our obituaries... that'll be the funny part."
"[as Kazim's troops lay down their weapons in surrender] Looks like you killed the snake."
"Don't you hurt my boat."
"[about artifacts from the ocean and Dirk] Rudi, I've been waiting two months for this moment. Don't mess it up for me by letting him drown."
"Dirk Pitt. Adventure has a new name."
"Adventure has a new destination."
"Matthew McConaughey - Dirk Pitt"
"Steve Zahn - Al Giordino"
"Penélope Cruz - Eva Rojas"
"Lambert Wilson - Yves Massarde"
"Lennie James - Brigadier General Zateb Kazim"
"William H. Macy - Admiral James Sandecker"
"Rainn Wilson - Commander Rudi Gunn"
"Delroy Lindo - Carl"
"Patrick Malahide - Ambassador Polidori"
"Glynn Turman - Frank Hopper"
"Dayna Cussler - Kitty Mannock"
"Robert Cavanah - Captain Tombs"
"Paulin Fudouop - Modibo"
"Jude Akuwudike - Imam"
"[to Stanley] I'm going to make a hero out of you whether you like it or not."
"That's the kind of girl I dream about. But you should see the ones I get."
"I'm not afraid of nothing . Not even you. I'm a pretty brave kid. I don't care about kittens. I don't care how big the kittens are."
"A Three Ring Circus of African Thrills and Laughs!"
"Abbott & Costello on the Silliest Safari Ever!"
"Adventure Has Never Been Dizzier as Abbott & Costello Invade the Dark Continent!"
"A Zany, Hilarious Romp!"
"Those Joy Boys are in hot water again in DARKEST LAFF-RICA!"
"LOOK what's cookin' in AFRICA!!"
"Bud Abbott — Buzz Johnson"
"Lou Costello — Stanley Livington"
"Clyde Beatty — herself"
"Frank Buck — himself"
"Max Baer — Grappler McCoy"
"Buddy Baer — Boots Wilson"
"Hillary Brooke — Diana Emerson"
"Shemp Howard — Gunner"
"Joe Besser — Harry"
"Burton Wenland — Bobo"
"Charles Gemora — The Ape"
"Merian Cooper's amazing adventure in the unusual!"
"Ten Terrific Thrills!"
"You See It All Happen!"
"Striking! Startling! Staggering!"
"Terry Moore — Jill Young"
"Ben Johnson — Gregg"
"Robert Armstrong — Max O'Hara"
"Frank McHugh — Windy"
"Douglas Fowley — Jones"
"Denis Green — Crawford"
"Paul Guilfoyle — Smith"
"Nestor Paiva — Brown"
"Regis Toomey — John Young"
"Fishers went sailin' out into the West, out into the West as the sun goes down; each thought on the woman who lov'd him best. And the children stood watchin' them out of the town. For men must work, and women must weep, and there's little to earn, and many to keep, though the harbor bar be moanin'. Three wives sat up in the light-house tower, and they trimm'd the lamp as the sun went down. They look'd at the squall, and they look'd at the shower, and the night rack came rolling up ragged and brown! Three corpses lay out on the shining sand, in the morning gleam as the town went down. And the women are weepin' and wringin' their hands for those who will never come back to the town; for men must work, and women must weep, and the sooner it's over, the sooner to sleep - and good-by to the bar and its moanin'."
"[dying, shot by Suqy] For men must work... and women... must weep!"
"Why are you attempting to enter my territory? Everyone in the jungle knows strangers are not welcome here."
"The government is encouraging these sporting events because the people take such a keen interest in them. It's like baseball or football in our country. A tug of war is arranged between two bull elephants and the natives bet high on the outcome. Events like this are designed to keep their minds off of more troublesome matters."
"White Goddess of the Dark Jungle... She offered ECSTASY and DEATH!"
"Robert Lowery — Gary Lambert"
"Patricia Morison — Jean Preston"
"J. Edward Bromberg — Gabby"
"John Miljan — Narrator / Colonel Jones"
"Amira Moustafa — Zita, the Amazon Queen"
"Keith Richards — Wayne Monroe"
"Bruce Edwards — Greg Jones"
"Wilson Benge — Professor"
"Jack George — Commissioner"
"Cay Forrester — Sugi"
"Vida Aldana — Tondra"
"Hassan Khayyam — Moya"
"[Cannibal burps] Must've been someone he ate."
"[During the sawing-in-half act] If this doesn't work, one of us is going home half-fare."
"Bing Crosby — Chuck Reardon"
"Bob Hope — Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier"
"Dorothy Lamour — Donna LaTour"
"Charles Gemora — Gorilla"
"Una Merkel — Julia Quimby"
"Eric Blore — Charles Kimble"
"Douglass Dumbrille — Slave trader"
"Iris Adrian — French soubrette in café"
"Lionel Royce — Monsieur Lebec"
"Buck Woods as Thonga"
"Leigh Whipper — Scarface"
"Ernest Whitman — Whiteface"
"Noble Johnson — Chief"
"Joan Marsh — Dimples, helper in Human Cannonball act"
"Luis Alberni — Native booth proprietor"
"Robert Middlemass — Police inspector"
"Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests."
"$20 a day for the internet? What the fuck! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?"
"Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?"
"[to his pregnant wife] Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
"Sacha Baron Cohen — Admiral General/Prime Minister Haffaz Aladeen/Allison Burgers"
"Jason Mantzoukas — "Nuclear" Nadal"
"Anna Faris — Zoey"
"Ben Kingsley — Tamir Aladeen, Aladeen's uncle"
"John C. Reilly (uncredited) — Clayton"
"Edward Norton (uncredited) — himself"
"Megan Fox — herself"
"This is my chance to reconnect with the girls."
"I've gotta get my girls out of here."
"I need you to trust me right now."
"I'm coming back."
"This is no regular lion."
"Don't make a sound."
"I promise, I'm gonna protect you."
"Come and get me!"
"Diabolo, it means devil."
"I've never seen anything like this."
"Multiple attacks without eating its prey. Lions don't do that. At least no lion I've ever seen."
"Go back to the girls."
"We're in his territory now."
"It's the law of the jungle. It's the only law that matters."
"Don't move, okay?"
"Idris Elba — Dr. Nate Samuels"
"Iyana Halley — Meredith Samuels"
"Leah Sava Jeffries — Norah Samuels"
"Sharlto Copley — Martin Battles"
"Fight for family."