125 quotes found
"[To Booker] Who's next? Rambo?"
"[Dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."
"[To Lee] I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene."
"[Observing plane wreckage] Looks like somebody had a bad day."
"Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?"
"That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black."
"Rest in pieces."
"[To Maggie after killing Vilain] You know how to carve a turkey?"
"[As Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane] Now that's some real Chinese take out."
"[To Ross] If you need me, call me, or you're dead."
"[Shoots a tired mine worker] Anybody else tired?"
"Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutonium is powerful enough to change the balance of the world. So, imagine what 5 tons would do."
"Don't challenge me."
":[Ross charges in, guns blazing] Let's make it more dramatic. [Shoots out half the lights]"
"Hey, I'd hate to break up the bromance. We're twenty seconds late!"
"Great. Just what I need. 50-year-old pizza."
"How did you do that?"
"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney Ross""
"Jason Statham as "Lee Christmas""
"Jet Li as "Yin Yang""
"Randy Couture as "Toll Road""
"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunnar Jensen""
"Terry Crews as "Hale Caesar""
"Jean-Claude Van Damme as "Vilain""
"Liam Hemsworth as "Billy the Kid""
"Charisma Carpenter as "Lacy""
"Bruce Willis as "Mr. Church""
"Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Trent Mauser""
"Nan Yu as "Maggie""
"Amanda Ooms as "Pilar""
"What most people call hell, they call the retirement home."
"[After Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?"
"Barney Ross: [Sees Stonebanks] It can't be..."
"[After Barney shoots Conrad] I am The Hague."
"You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!"
"Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!"
"If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?"
"Happy hunting!"
"Hurry up. It's boring."
"I'm getting out of this business, and so should you."
"Then I guess our favors are done. [Smoking a cigar] But you're still an idiot! [The last word echoes through the hangar]"
"[Repeated line] Men."
"'Bout time you boys showed up!"
"Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn! [Wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]"
"[Rescues Luna from a fight and then serenades her] Your name is Luna, right? Luna means uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun? [Luna bemusedly takes the gun] Vamonos, chica."
"[Shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!"
"Insane! Courageous, but insane!"
"[Regarding Drummer] And I thought Church was an asshole..."
"You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit. [Barney hands Doc his set of knives] That's my shit!"
"Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang..."
"[Sees Ceasar's gun] What the hell is that?"
"Lots to digest."
"You finished here?"
"How hard can it be to kill ten men?"
"Useless bunch... You want something done right..."
"Oh, we don't need this, do we? [Throws away gun]"
"[After shooting Barney] Come on, stand up. You'll feel better."
"Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance. If you want the kids, come get 'em! [Features a video showing the younger Expendables captured]"
"Welcome to the 21st century."
"[Piloting a helicopter in the battlefield] Drummer's in the house!"
"This happened on my watch. You fucked up, and now I'm wearing it."
"Damn, that's cool!"
"[Climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge] You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr... [Jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]"
"Harrison Ford as Drummer"
"Kelsey Grammer as Bonaparte"
"Glen Powell as Thorn"
"Antonio Banderas as Galgo"
"Victor Ortiz as Mars"
"Ronda Rousey as Luna"
"Kellan Lutz as Smilee"
"Jet Li as Yin Yang"
"Ivan Kostadinov as Krug"
"Robert Davi as Goran Vata"
"Mel Gibson as Stonebanks"
"Wesley Snipes as Doc"
"Get fired up August 15."
"Never send a boy to do a man's job."
"[After Hale Caesar fired a full drum magazine of his AA-12 shotgun] Damn, that thing's loud!"
"[Talking to Barney about how they stood for something] You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin' chopped up all around us, and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there, and I know you either. Kinda feelin' like... dead too, ya know? My head's all very, very black place. Didn't believe in shit. Just goddamn Dracula black. I remember I got this bottle of this local shit they have over there. That Silvits... I think that's what it was called. And I ain't feelin' no pain now... and I come up on this, uh... I come up on this overland bridge, and I see this... I see this... I see this woman standing there, ya know? And she's, uh... I stepped out and she saw me, and she's just lookin' right... right in my eyes. And I was lookin' right in her eyes, and I knew what she was gonna do. She looked at me, and I knew she was gonna jump. You know what I did, man? I just turned around, I kept walkin', until I heard that splash, and she was gone. [crying] After... after taking all them lives, she was one that I could have saved, but I didn't, and uh... what I realized later on was, uh, if I'd have saved that woman, I might have... I might have saved what was left of my soul, ya know. [puts pipe in mouth as Barney walks away]"
"Semper Fight."
"Heroes today. Legends forever."
"Every movie has a hero. This one has them all."
"Choose your weapon."
"Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen"
"Mickey Rourke as "Tool""
"Eric Roberts as "James Munroe""
"David Zayas as General Garza"
"Steve Austin as Dan Paine"
"Gary Daniels as "The Brit""
"Gisele Itié as Sandra"
"Charisma Carpenter as Lacy"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trent Mauser"
"Conversation? Sounds more like angry chatter."
"You are a loser. But I like you."
"[On being asked if he can create a diversion] Does the Pope shit in the woods ?"
"What a fucking mess this turned out to be."
"Jason Statham as "Christmas""
"50 Cent as "Easy Day (as Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson)"
"Megan Fox as "Gina""
"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunner""
"Tony Jaa as "Decha""
"Iko Uwais as "Rahmat""
"Andy Garcia as "Marsh""
"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney""
"Jacob Scipio as "Galan""
"Levy Tran as "Lash""
"Lucy Newman-Williams as "Russo" (as Lucy Newman Williams)"
"Daren Nop as "Bok""
"Kenny 'Cowboy' Bartram as "Anton""
"Cody Mackie as "Pavel""
"Old blood meets new blood."