111 quotes found
"Un-fucking-believable!"
"So many assholes, so few bullets."
"Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my Dick Tracy?!"
"I am so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."
"What are you two, Neil and Bob? Or is that like what you do?"
"Have a Twinkie, Snapperhead."
"[notices his strat] Hey Zuzu. I found my guitar. I found my guitar. [brings it closer and notices it's scratched] It's all scratched up. It's all scratched up."
"Jazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kiss."
"Neil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup."
"Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps."
"He's on the money, off the record, and over the top."
"Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Private Detective. Public Offender."
"Andrew Dice Clay- Ford Fairlane"
"Wayne Newton - Julian Grendel"
"Priscilla Presley - Colleen Sutton"
"Lauren Holly - Jazz"
"Gilbert Gottfried - Johnny Crunch"
"Maddie Corman - Zuzu Petals"
"David Patrick Kelly - Sam the Sleaze Bag"
"Brandon Call - The Kid"
"Robert Englund - Smiley"
"Ed O'Neil - Lt. Amos"
"Vince Neil-Bobby Black"
"Morris Day - Don Cleveland"
"Sheila E. - Club singer"
"Lala Sloatman - Sorority Girl (credited as Lala)"
"Kari Wuhrer - Melodi"
"Linda Atkinson - Nona'"
"William Shockley - Punk Gunslinger"
"Mark Zuelke - Punk Gunslinger"
"You shouldn't have buried me, I'm not dead."
"How's this for a wet dream?"
"Welcome to Wonderland, Alice."
"I... am... eternal."
"No pain, no gain."
"You can check in, but you can't check out."
"Alice, come to daddy."
"Now no one sleeps."
"Wanna suck face?"
"I wanna draw some blood!"
"One down. Two to go."
"How sweet. Fresh meat."
"You've got their powers. I've got their souls. Come on!"
"If the food don't kill ya, the service will."
"Mmm... the usual. My favorite. Mmm... Eeney, meeney, miney... MOE!"
"Mmm... Rick, you little meatball. I love soul food. Bring me more."
"Your shift is over."
"Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss."
"I feel like the script to Nightmare 4 is so tender hearted and thought out. I completely related to that character. That’s me in grade school, junior high, etc. Daydreamer, all I did was read books all summer long, looking out the window at the cute guy playing soccer in the backyard. Literally I was Alice. That was my life, so I completely related to the character and I think a lot of us can relate to the character at times in our life when we just want to be part of the wall. We just want to be wallpaper and not bring attention to ourselves and disappear into fantasy worlds. I believe a lot of people, at least a lot of people have told me that they really related to that character. But at one point in life, you have to make a decision to stand up for yourself and stand up for those that you love."
"The Name's Krueger...FREDDY KRUEGER [UK]"
"Terror Beyond Your Wildest Dreams."
"Tuesday Knight - Kristen Parker"
"Ken Sagoes - Roland Kincaid"
"Rodney Eastman - Joey Crusel"
"Lisa Wilcox - Alice Johnson"
"Andras Jones - Rick Johnson"
"Danny Hassel - Dan Jordan"
"Brooke Theiss - Debbie Stevens"
"Toy Newkirk - Sheila Kopecky"
"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"
"I got will and I got faith. I believe you can will yourself in anything and do anything. And faith, that is like believing in something, man that's like having a good disease. It's contagious, if you hang around with people who have it you're gonna catch it, and its gonna change your attitude."
"Get ready for the race of your life."
"Welcome to The Human Race"
"What drives you?"
"Where do you go when you are already on the edge?"
"Sylvester Stallone - Joe "The Hummer" Tanto"
"Burt Reynolds - Carl Henry"
"Kip Pardue - Jimmy Bly"
"Til Schweiger - Beau Brandenburg"
"Gina Gershon - Cathy Heguy Moreno"
"Estella Warren - Sophia Simone"
"Cristián de la Fuente - Memo Moreno"
"Stacy Edwards - Lucretia "Luc" Clan"
"Robert Sean Leonard - Demille Bly"
"w:Brent Briscoe - "Crusher""
"Renny Harlin - Replacement Driver"
"Doctor, the 200 million I've sunk into this company is due in great part of your research. But when the market opens Monday, despite my reputation, I don't like heights. Especially falling from them. I'm sorry, honestly."
"So here's the riddle. What does an eight thousand pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flat head V8 engine and no natural predators think about?"
"You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche came, it took us a week to climb out. And somewhere, we lost hope. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other. I just know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. Swore we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature can be lethal, but it doesn't hold a candle to man. Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse. So we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and find a way to get out of here! First, we're gonna seal off this pool-- [gets eaten by a shark] AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! [another shark is seen tearing his upper body off]"
"By the end, all my father could do was ask why my mother wasn't at home. Each time I said she was dead, I watched him take the loss like a car wreck. What if you could end all that suffering with a single pill? Give me till Monday morning. 48 hours. My results will skyrocket your stock price... or I'll help you pack the lab myself. It's your call."
"You wait your whole life for a single moment... and then one day, it's tomorrow."
"[her last words] She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal."
"Beneath its glassy surface...a world of gliding monsters."
"Sharks never get cancer, go blind or show loss of brain activity as they age. Unlike some people I know."
"We could all just dive in and see who makes it to the top. Isn't that the old Aquatica spirit, Dr. Susie? Just dive in? You could go first, just to lead by example."
"Who you gonna trust? Me, that's who. You trust me. You know why? Because I'm trustworthy."
"Did someone order the fish?"
"I don't make waves. I meet the terms of my parole. I'm not out to change the world, like the doc. I'm not out to wreck it either."
"That's the answer to the riddle. Because that's what an 8000 pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the deep blue sea."
"I tell you, man...I quit this job."
"Exactly how many sticks of dynamite would you have to set off in your ears before your head would clear?"
"Sharks are the oldest creatures on the planet...from a time when the world was just flesh and teeth."
"If this is a lesson about the drinking, let's just say I've learned it. No need to get carried away, showing me your vengeful side. I know your wrath, Lord."
"This isn't happening. I'm not Daniel when he faced the lion! So I appreciate the irony, Lord! Cook dies in his own oven! But I've got other plans! [jumps out of upper oven and swims away, lights lighter] You ate my bird! [throws lighter into open oven and blows up the shark]"
"Even in death: Standards."
"Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman...an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative."
"Death is always useless, doctor."
"My name is Sherman Dudley...and if this message finds you, I did not survive, so this is my legacy. I have loved the pulpit and I have loved the bottle. I did my best to be a good husband, a father. I came up wanting. So what do I have to say to you? What mark do I have to leave behind? [beat] We'll begin with the perfect omelette, made with two eggs, not three. Amateurs often add milk for density. This is a mistake!"
"Brothers never make it out of situations like this. Not ever!"
"I hate to interrupt this moment of burgeoning intimacy, but can we get the fuck out of here?"
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?"
"Thomas Jane Carter Blake"
"Saffron Burrows Dr. Susan McCallister"
"Samuel L. Jackson Russell Franklin"
"Jacqueline McKenzie Janice Higgins"
"Michael Rapaport Tom Scoggins"
"Stellan Skarsgård Dr. Jim Whitlock"
"LL Cool J Sherman "Preacher" Dudley"
"Aida Turturro Brenda Kerns"