153 quotes found
"He's still evil... He's still deadly... and he's still surrounded by frickin' idiots!"
"What do you call a swinger old enough to be your father? Daddy!"
"A New Breed of Evil."
"This summer's biggest movie has a secret, baby!"
"Mike Myers - Austin Powers, Doug Powers, Fat Bastard"
"Beyoncé - Foxxy Cleopatra"
"Michael York - Basil Exposition"
"Robert Wagner - Number Two"
"Seth Green - Scott Evil"
"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"
"Verne Troyer - Mini-Me"
"John Travolta - Johan Van der Smut/Goldmember"
"Michael Caine - Nigel Powers"
"Steven Spielberg - Himself"
"Fred Savage - Number Three"
"Oh, behave!"
"Groovy, baby!"
"Yeah, baby, yeah!"
"[at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!"
"My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"
"Pardon me for being rude."
"Jimi Hendrix: Deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin: Deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass: Deceased, ham sandwich."
"[after getting hit in the head by Random Task's shoe] That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot. Who throws his shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman."
"[first lines; face not shown] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!! [ejecting most of the henchmen, minus Number 2, Frau Farbassina, and Mustafa] Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?! [ejecting again, minus the three same] Mustafa, Frau Farbissina, I spared your lives because I need you to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent, the only man who can stop me now. We must kill Austin Powers!"
"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."
"Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan, is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...$1,000,000."
"[last lines; in his frozen chamber at the end of the film] I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth."
"If he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby!"
"Frozen in the 60's... thawing spring '97, baby!"
"Debonair. Defiant. Defrosted."
"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil"
"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"
"Mimi Rogers - Mrs. Kensington"
"Fabiana Udenio - Alotta Fagina"
"Paul Dillon - Patty O'Brien"
"Charles Napier - Commander Gilmour"
"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"
"All right. Now look, Focker, I'm a patient man. That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move. And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."
"First comes love. Then comes the interrogation."
"No pressure."
"He finally met the girl of his dreams. Too bad her dad's a nightmare."
"Jack's an ex-CIA man. Greg's a nurse."
"Ben Stiller - Gaylord "Greg" Focker"
"Robert De Niro - Jack Tiberius Byrnes"
"Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley"
"Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes"
"Teri Polo - Pamela "Pam" Byrnes"
"James Rebhorn - Dr. Larry Banks"
"Jon Abrahams - Denny Byrnes"
"Nicole DeHuff - Deborah Byrnes"
"Thomas McCarthy - Dr. Bob Banks"
"Phyllis George - Linda Banks"
"First he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the family jewels!"
"I'm Back, Baby!"
"Double-O Behave!"
"The return of Dr. Evil."
"The BRITISH Empire Strikes Back!"
"He's back, he's even bigger and he's up for it!"
"I'm Coming Again, Baby! [Australia]"
"If you see one movie in 1999, see Star Wars. But, if you see two movies, see Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me [tagline from trailer]"
"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard"
"Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell"
"Rob Lowe - Young Number Two"
"Charles Napier - General Hawk"
"I am watching you. Guess who's here. It's Professor Einstein."
"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"
"Now, I've never met your parents, so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions. But, like studying a frozen caveman, if I can see where you came from, I'll have a much better idea of where you're going."
"I said "No monkey business"!"
"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."
"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."
"(to Jack) I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!"
"Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."
"[into Jack's spy-camera, during end credits] Hey, look at me, Jack. What am I? [gruff voice] I am a frozen caveman! Study me, Jack! Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is! We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! We show emotion! [growls] Jack must learn from us, and chip away with his hammer of truth! Wooga-booga!"
"Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes"
"Ben Stiller - Greg Focker"
"Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker"
"Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker"
"Teri Polo - Pam Byrnes"
"Spencer and Bradley Pickren - Little Jack / LJ"
"Alanna Ubach - Isabel Villalobos"
"Ray Santiago - Jorge Villalobos"
"Terem - Moses"
"And you thought your parents were embarrassing."
"Misery loves family."
"Steve Carell as Barry Speck"
"Paul Rudd as Timothy J. "Tim" Conrad"
"Stephanie Szostak as Julie"
"Jemaine Clement as Kieran Vollard"
"Lucy Punch as Darla"
"Zach Galifianakis as Therman Murch"
"Bruce Greenwood as Lance Fender"
"Ron Livingston as Caldwell"
"Andrea Savage as Robin"
"David Walliams as Mueller"
"Rick Overton as The Beard Champion"
"P. J. Byrne as Davenport"
"Octavia Spencer as Madame Nora"
"Alex Parlar as Santiago Pérez"
"Jeff Dunham as Lewis / Debbie"
"Chris O'Dowd as Marco (credited as "Christopher O'Dowd")"
"Kristen Schaal as Susana"
"Patrick Fischler as Vincenzo"
"Randall Park as Henderson"
"Larry Wilmore as Williams"
"Alex Borstein as Martha (Barry's Wife / Therman's Girlfriend)"
"Mr. Pruitt, I don't want to hear about Price World, and I don't want to hear another word about a hockey game. We talked about that."
"Forgive me, your honor. I'm fat."
"Big doings we got here in Mystery. Price World wants to come here, and now the New York Rangers want to come."
"A Small Town on the Outskirts of Greatness."
"Russell Crowe - Sheriff John Biebe"
"Hank Azaria - Charles Danner"
"Mary McCormack - Donna Biebe"
"Burt Reynolds - Judge Walter Burns"
"Colm Meaney - Mayor Scott R. Pitcher"
"Lolita Davidovich - Mary Jane Pitcher"
"Maury Chaykin - Bailey Pruitt"
"Ron Eldard - Matt "Skank" Marden"
"Michael Buie - Connor Banks"
"Ryan Northcott - Stevie Weeks"
"Beth Littleford - Janice Pettiboe"
"Kevin Durand - "Tree" Lane"
"Scott Grimes - Brian "Birdie" Burns"
"Jason Gray-Stanford - Bobby Michan"
"Adam Beach - Galin Winetka"
"Leroy Peltier - Ben Winetka"
"Cameron Bancroft – "Tinker" Connolly"
"Michael McKean - Mr. Walsh"
"Rachel Wilson - Marla Burns"
"Megyn Price - Sarah Heinz"
"Judith Ivey - Mrs. Joanne Burns"
"Terry David Mulligan – Dr. Henry Savage"
"Mike Myers - Donnie Shulzhoffer"
"Jim Fox - himself"
"Phil Esposito - himself"
"Little Richard - himself"
"L. Scott Caldwell – Judge McGibbons"
"Steve Levy - himself"
"Barry Melrose - himself"