156 quotes found
"Mighty strange."
"What's next? Tiddlywinks?"
"The profusion of mathematical forms brings to mind the words of Pythagoras: "Everything is arranged according to number and mathematical shapes". Yes, there's mathematics in music, in art, in just about everything. And as the Greeks have guessed, the rules are always the same."
"A perfect circle. Perfect circle. Perfect."
"Clarence Nash - Donald Duck (voice)"
"Paul Frees - The True Spirit of Adventure/Narrator (voice), and the Pi creature (voice)"
"Roman Yanez - The Billiards Player"
"Daws Butler - The Chess King (voice)"
"June Foray - The Chess Queen (voice)"
"Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad."
"Oh my goodness... Are you all right?... I thought I'd broken it."
"We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel."
"[to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee."
"An X-Rated Musical Comedy."
"The world's favorite bedtime story."
"Kristine DeBell – Alice"
"Bucky Searles – Humpty Dupty"
"Ron Nelson – William"
"Alan Novak – Mad Hatter"
"J. P. Paradine – Judge/Scrugg"
"Larry Gelman – The White Rabbit"
"Curiouser and curiouser."
"How can I be the wrong Alice when this is my dream?"
"It wasn't a dream at all, it was a memory. This place is real, and so are you and so is the Hatter."
"[to the Jabberwocky as she raises the Vorpal Sword] Off with your head!"
"SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THREE OF MY TARTS!!!"
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!"
"Never mind him, he's mad."
"I love a morning execution, don't you?"
"Liars! Cheats! Falsifiers! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!"
"RELEASE THE JUBJUB BIRD!"
"You're right, Stayne, it is far better to be feared than loved."
"Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle. We're going to visit my little sister."
"[to her sister, Mirana] I know what you're doing. You think you can blink those pretty little eyes, and I'll melt just like Mummy and Daddy did."
"No! It is MY crown! I AM THE ELDEST! [turns to her card guards] JABBERWOCKY!!"
"Where's your champion, sister? (Alice: Here.) Hello, Um."
"The Hatter's interfering! Off with his head!"
"HE TRIED TO KILL ME!"
"We Are All Mad Here."
"Fantastic fun for the whole family"
"Mia Wasikowska — Alice"
"Johnny Depp — Mad Hatter"
"Anne Hathaway — White Queen"
"Helena Bonham Carter — Red Queen"
"Crispin Glover — Stayne – Knave of Hearts"
"Matt Lucas — Tweedledee & Tweedledum"
"Frances de la Tour — Imogene"
"Lindsay Duncan — Helen Kingsleigh"
"Geraldine James — Lady Ascot"
"Tim Pigott-Smith — Lord Ascot"
"Marton Csokas — Mr. Kingsleigh"
"Alan Rickman — Absolem"
"Stephen Fry — Chessur"
"Michael Sheen — McTwisp"
"Timothy Spall — Bayard"
"Barbara Windsor — Mally"
"Christopher Lee — The Jabberwocky"
"Michael Gough — Dodo Bird"
"Jim Carter — The Executioner"
"Imelda Staunton — Tall Flower Faces"
"Paul Whitehouse — Thackery"
"Frank Welker — The Bandersnatch"
"You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places."
"If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later."
"[some talking daisies insult Alice] Alice: If you're not quiet, I'll make you into a chain! [the daisies shut up]"
"Oh, what am I going to do, Dinah? Out of all the songs, I have to sing Cherry Ripe."
"[Looks out the door onto the garden full of visitors] How can they expect me to sing in front of all these strangers?"
"[While falling down the rabbit hole] I wonder what latitude or longitude I've got to? I've no idea what latitude and longitude are but they're grand words."
"Perhaps I've fell right through the earth and come out the other side. I shall have to ask somebody the name of the country. [talks to herself] 'Please ma'am is this New Zealand or Australia?'"
"And relax, a strong cup of herbal tea. It's what I used to do when I was on the boards"
"[to Alice] It's just stage fright. There's nothing to be afraid of, I shall be with you. It's all in the mind child."
"And remember Alice, what ever happens, flood or earthquake, the show must go on. [exits singing Cherry Ripe]"
"Oh dear, oh dear! I'll be so late!"
"Oh, my furry ears and whiskers, look how late it's getting!"
"Tina Majorino as Alice"
"Miranda Richardson as The Queen of Hearts"
"Martin Short as The Mad Hatter"
"Whoopi Goldberg as Cheshire Cat"
"Simon Russell Beale as The King of Hearts"
"Ken Dodd as Mr. Mouse"
"She made some tarts All on a summer's day."
"Things we do and things we see shortly before we fall asleep are most apt to influence our dreams."
"AliceentersDreamland."
"The rabbit hole."
"Down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves."
"Doors all round and all locked. She wondered how she was ever to get out"
"She looked along a passage into the lovliest garden you ever saw."
"But she couldn't get through so she cried, and cried, and then---"
"Birds and Beasts start to the Animal Convention."
"And as she wandered on Alice thought about other children she knew who might do very well as pigs, till suddenly she came upon the Cheshire Cat."
"The croquet-balls were hedgehogs, the mallets were flamingoes and the arches were soldiers."
""Come on," said the Gryphon. Everybody says "Come on" here, thought Alice. I never was so ordered about in all my life."
"O, Mouse, do you know the way out? I'm afraid I shall drown in my tears."
"I wish my cat were here. She's such a capital one for catching mice."
"And oh! I wish you could see her after the birds."
"I wish I hadn't talked so much about our cat, nobody seems to like her down here."
"To much pepper in the soup--and in the air."
"If it had grown up it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig."
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin: but never before a grin without a cat!"
"The Dodo told me the best thing to get one dry is a Caucus race."
"What have you done with my fan and gloves?"
"The Duchess! She'll have me executed."
"The Queen of Hearts,she made some tarts,All on a summer's day:The Knave of Hearts,he stole those tarts,And took them quite away!"
"It's a Cheshire cat and that's why it grins."
"Speak roughly to your'little boy,"
"And beat him when her sneezes."
"He only does it to annoy,'Because he knows it teases.'CHOSUS.'Wow! Wow! Wow!"
"Off with her head!"
"Off with their heads!"
"Off with everybody'shead!"
"Beautiful soup so rich'and green,'Waiting in the hot tureen."
"Who for such daintiesWould not stoop?'Soup of the evening,Beautiful soup!"
"Once I was--boo hoo--a real Turtle--boo hoo, boo hoo!"
"When I was little we went to school in the sea and the master was an old Turtle-- we used to call him Tortoise, because he taught us--boo-hoo!"
"I took up Reeling and Writhing, and the different branches of Arithmetic--- Ambition, Distraction, Uglification and Derision."
"Viola Savoy—Alice"
"Herbert Rice—White Rabbit"
"Harry Marks—The Dodo Bird"
"Louis Merkle—The Dormouse"
"William Tilden—The Mad Hatter"
"It's about the Hatter. Tarrant Hightopp. He's a great friend of mine, and recently, he's convinced that his long-deceased family is still alive. Well, of course, his family can't really be alive because you see, the Jabberwocky killed the family on Horunvendush Day, and I killed the Jabberwocky on Frabjous Day, and I'd like your permission to please borrow the Chronosphere. It's imperative that… [Time: Ah. The Chronosphere.]"
"Hatter is my truest friend. If he's in need, I'll help him. No matter what. [The others cheer for her]"
"I WANT HER HEAD!!!"
"Ignorant peasants."
"The next person who laughs will never laugh again!"
"I hate you! I... hate... you... ALL!!!!!"
"NO ONE LOVES ME!!"
"Revenge is mine!"
"Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome, slurvish, interrupting thing. When I get back, I shall have the heads of all of your friends. And then I shall have your head. Ta-ta!"
"[as Mr. Hightopp tries to fit the crown on top of her head] Put it on my head. You're making me look stupid. Get on with it! You incompetent imbecile!"
"[madly pointing to Young Mirana] YOU'RE A LIAR! LIAR! YOU'RE LYING! [turns to rust]"
"Absolem: You've been gone too long, Alice, and he will be gone before long."
"Time: [German accent] Stupid me-shaped corridor."
"Mia Wasikowska — Alice Kingsleigh"
"Johnny Depp — Hatter Tarrant Hightopp"
"Anne Hathaway — Mirana"
"Rhys Ifans — Mr. Hightopp"
"Helena Bonham Carter — Iracebeth"
"Sacha Baron Cohen — Time"
"Lindsay Duncan — Mrs. Kingsleigh"
"Leo Bill — Lord Hamish Ascot"
"Ed Speleers — Mr. Harcourt"
"Andrew Scott — Dr. Bennett"
"Richard Armitage — King Oleron"
"Hattie Morahan — Queen Elsemere"
"Matt Vogel — Wilkins"
"Alan Rickman (1946–2016)"