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"My grandfather used to say that good things take time, but great things happen all at once."
"[Talking about the coin he used to flip at the Super Bowl] It's really a commemorative coin."
"I AM NOT A BUS DRIVER!!! I DO NOT WORK FOR THE BUS COMPANY!!! ALL RIGHT?!!! I--I NEEDED A RIDE TO NEW MEXICO, SO I STOLE THIS UNIFORM!!! SEE THIS JACKET?!! THIS IS NOT MY JACKET!!! REMEMBER MARTY, THE BUS DRIVER?!! HUH?!! THIS IS HIS SHIRT!!! I STOLE IT!!! AND THESE PANTS, YOU THINK I'D WEAR THESE PANTS?!!! THESE AREN'T MY PANTS!!! THESE ARE MARTY'S PANTS!!! I STOLE THEM!!! I AM NOT...a bus driver!"
"[Looking at a map, a plane lands behind him] Where the hell is the airport?!"
"[When he and Duane accidentally drive into the middle of a monster truck rally] WHEY DA FU AR WEY?!"
"[To Duane] Duane, Mom's watching 'ou from 'eaven righ' now. Wha' would 'he doo? For starving children, Duane. 'O it for mom."
"Oh good! A scam!!"
"[to Owen] I knew I recognized you, you're the referee, the bonehead!"
"We should've bought a squirrel."
"They're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job."
"[to the biker]Hi! [his tongue slips]I really like you dike- bike. [he tries to laugh it off, but the biker whistles behind her, and several other bikers appear, ready to attack]"
"Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car! [the bikers continue to attack the car and force it off the road, causing it to crash into a Veterans' gathering. Randy's philtrum collides with the wheel and smears itself with its paint, making it look like Randy has Hitler's mustache, much to the shock of the veterans]"
"I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!"
"You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield! Yay!"
"Bev, Bev, wake... Come on. Wake up. Wake up. Bev, wake up. Wake up. Third Reich's here. Come on. Get down. You wanna have a nice life. Okay, okay. Think. Think. SS in the parking lot."
"Dad, I don't have to pee, it's number two!"
"Dad, I'm prairie-dogging!"
"Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!"
"Dad, it's been a living hell."
"Excuse me. Thank you all for coming. I'm Donald Sinclair, I own this hotel. We don't have much time. There's a meteor the size of North Carolina heading straight for Earth. The impact is going to kill every thing and everyone on this planet. I built a bunker in the basement to this casino strong enough to withstand the blast. There's room enough for eight people. I have chosen the seven of you, plus me. When this is over, it'll be up to us to repopulate and re-civilize the planet. [Everyone looks shocked for about five seconds, before Sinclair begins laughing hysterically] I'm sorry. I couldn't resist!"
"You haven't missed much, we're just cutting to the chase [Chuckles] "Cutting to the chase" [Laughs hysterically, then sees everyone else is silent] Eh, you'll all laugh later."
"Now, as you all know, the odds of winning the state lottery or a jackpot at one of our casinos are astronomical, I mean, millions-to-one; the average sensible person doesn't even bother. However, today you have the chance of playing a game where the odds of winning are one-in-six. One...in...six. That's one throw...[Tosses a dice onto the table] of the dice."
"[to Owen] I can do anything I want Nick. I'm eccentric! [growls like a tiger] Go!"
"Theoretically, you have been racing for about 40 seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!"
"And, they're off!"
"[Entering room] Am I too late? Look I won a coin! A gold coin! [looks around] Uh, isn't this wonderful? Look at this room. What a beautiful room! Have you seen this room?"
"[Introducing himself] I am Enrico Polinni. Now I know what you are thinking, Enrico is a girl's name. No pun intended."
"I am getting goose pimples."
"It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!"
"Is a race! I am winning, I am winning! [slows down and falls asleep standing up in the middle of the hotel lobby]"
"I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are."
"Hey look! A drifter! Let's kill him!"
"563 miles. 9 people. $2 million. 1001 problems!"
"Make a Dash, for the Cash"
"Join the Race August 2001"
"John Cleese as Donald P. Sinclair"
"Breckin Meyer as Nick Schaffer"
"Amy Smart as Tracy Faucet"
"Cuba Gooding Jr. as Owen Templeton"
"Seth Green as Duane Cody"
"Vince Vieluf as Blaine Cody"
"Whoopi Goldberg as Vera Baker"
"Lanai Chapman as Merrill Baker Jennings"
"Jon Lovitz as Randall 'Randy' Pear"
"Kathy Najimy as Beverly 'Bev' Pear"
"Brody Smith as Jason Pear"
"Jillian Marie Hubert as Kimberly Pear"
"Rowan Atkinson as Enrico Pollini"
"Dave Thomas as Harold Grisham"
"Wayne Knight as Zack Mallozzi"
"Silas Weir Mitchell as Lloyd the Locksmith"
"Paul Rodriguez as Gus the Cabbie"
"Dean Cain as Shawn Kent"
"Nick Schaffer and His love interest Tracy Faucet"
"Owen Templeton"
"The Cody Brothers: Duane & Blaine"
"Vera Baker and Her biological daughter Merrill Jennings"
"The Pear Family: Randy, Bev (wife), Jason (son) & Kimberly (daughter)"
"Enrico Pollini"
"Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain."
"Some things were not meant to be found."
"I'm not leaving because I couldn't kill you. I'm leaving because I could."
"[Lara pulls out a key] What? Key to your heart?"
"[Walking up a hill] And don't be looking at my ass."
"Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft"
"Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan"
"Ciarán Hinds - Jonathan Reiss"
"Chris Barrie - Hillary"
"Noah Taylor - Bryce"
"Djimon Hounsou - Kosa"
"[first lines] Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this house? I can't wait to get out of here."
"[after Chunk glued the David statue's penis piece on upside down] Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down!"
"You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff? Then we won't have to leave the Goon Docks."
"If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here."
"If we don't something now, there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing."
"[as Mouth deflates the new tires on Brand's bike] It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. It's his most favorite thing in the world."
"[referring to Sloth] I swear on my life, they've got it. An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall! When it came into the light, it was all gross and distorted. The parts were all mixed around."
"Come on, Brand, please. What if we find something? A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt."
"It all starts here."
"Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see? Don't you realize? He was a pro! He never made it this far. Look how far we've come. We've got a chance!"
"[Under the Moss Garden Wishing Well convincing his friends stay with him rather than abandoning the adventure] The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."
"Goonies never say die!"
"You know something, Willy? You're the first Goonie."
"We can't leave all that gold. That's our future."
"Oh, who needs it? [throws his inhaler aside]"
"[to his father] We had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives."
"[to his father after Rosalita finds the jewels his marble bag] Dad, it's my marble bag! The Fratellis forgot to check it! I emptied out the marbles and put the jewels in it! We don't have to leave the Goon Docks!"
"[last lines, watching One-Eyed Willy's ship, the Inferno, sailing away] Bye, Willy. Thanks."
"[after Chunk glued the penis piece upside down on the mini replica of Michelangelo's David] Dork. If God made you do it that way, you'd all be pissin' in your faces."
"[while Mikey tells the story of One-Eyed Willy] You sound just as corny as Dad does."
"Forget about any adventures, limp lungs. If I let you out, mom will ground my ass and I got a date with Andi on Friday."
"I am gonna hit you all so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!"
"Why couldn't I have a sister? A little sister instead of that?"
"[discovering that the Fratellis have been making counterfeit money] Hold on. Quiet! They're fake, they're bogus. They're phony, they're phony!"
"I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home."
"[after playing an incorrect note on a bone organ and causing a partial floor collapse] I hit a wrong note. I'm not Liberace ya know!"
"[after kissing Mikey] Does Brand wear braces?"
"[to Mama Fratelli] You gross old witch!"
"[to her parents] Can I take piano lessons?"
"Brand, what happened to your braces? [Brand: [realizing that Mikey is the one she kissed in the cave] Mikey, that little... [Andi kisses him]]"
"[to Steph] Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up."
"Yeah, but you know what? [holds up a coin] This one, this one right here... this was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back."
"What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Our last Goonie weekend. We gotta be goin' out in style. Cruisin' the coast, sniffin' some lace, downin' the brews, but noooo! One older brother had to go and screw it up. By flunking your driver's test? I don't know what to do with you kid."
"Reverse PRESSURE!"
"Jerk Alert!"
"[finding something on the Inferno that Mikey thinks he can translate] Ah, translate nothing! It's just a sketch of the old cannonball chamber!"
"[to Andi, about kissing Mikey] Next time, kiss with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience!"
"This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid."
"I lost my glasses."
"[to Mouth] Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up."
"[to Andi] COME ON, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!"
"[after finding a load of coins on the ground; Mouth thinks one shows Martin Sheen] Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! [Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once.] Oh, that's really smart. I'm glad you're using your brain. [Mouth: Yeah, well at least I have a brain!] You're so stupid, Mouth. [Mouth: Oh, yeah?] Yes. Shut up!"
"Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it..."
"Pinchers of Peril! Hey guys, I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril!"
"Fifty Dollar Bill!!!"
"Holy S-H-I-T!"
"That's what I said, booty traps!"
"Data's quite tired of falling, and Data's tired of skeletons!"
"Hey, Mike found a map."
"I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy Goonie adventures."
"Oh, God, am I depressed."
"[finding the Fratellis' Jeep in the garage] ORV. [notices some bullet holes] Bullet holes. [shocked in horror] Bullet holes?!"
"Mikey, this ain't the kinda place you wanna go to the bathroom in. [Mama Fratelli: Why not?] Because they might have daddy longlegs in 'em."
"See you guys, you never listen to me. I said there was gonna be trouble, but you didn't listen to me. You guys are crazy. You know you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm that has your names written all over it! But I'm gettin' outta here. But... I smell ice cream."
"[opens the freezer to see a dead FBI agent] It's a STIFF!"
"[stuck in the freezer with a dead FBI agent] Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him; he tries to prop the body back up] Stay. Stay. Guys, come here! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him again]"
"I'm not kidding! LOOK IN THE WINDOW!"
"I like the dark, I love the dark. But I hate nature, I hate nature!"
"[after finding somebody he thinks can help him] Look, mister, I need a ride (to the police station). My friends and I just had a run-in with these really disgusting people, you might've heard of 'em, the Fratellis. We found their hideout. Could you please, please take me to the sheriff's station? I can describe all three of them. [the driver turns out to be Jake Fratelli]"
"We went over to Mikey's dad's place, and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure."
"Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... [sobbing] Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: [starts imitating vomiting sounds] - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started gettin' sick and throwin' up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
"[when the Fratellis are overrun by bats accidentally released by Brand; calling out to Mikey] Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, RUN! RUN! They're comin' after you!"
"[meeting Sloth for the first time] H-H-Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence. Sometimes people call me Chunk."
"Geez, mister. You're even hungrier than I am."
"Captain Chunk says, let's get the hell out of here!"
"[introducing Sloth to his friends] Sloth, this is the guys. Guys, this is Sloth."
"[pointing the Sheriff to the Fratellis while trying to spare Sloth] These are the bad guys! Those are the bad guys!"
"Sloth. You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya. 'Cause I love ya."
"Chocolate!"
"Ruth, Ruth, Ruth! Baby Ruth!"
"Rocky Road."
"HEY YOU GUYS!!!"
"Ma, you've been bad!"
"Sloth love Chunk!"
"They call themselves "The Goonies." The secret caves. The old lighthouse. The lost map. The treacherous traps. The hidden treasure. And Sloth... Join the adventure."
"The pirates map, The villainous crooks, The underground caverns, The booby traps, the skeletons, The monster, the lost treasure, and the magic that is... THE GOONIES"
"It's excitement all the way as Steven Spielberg and Richard Donner, the makers of 'Indiana Jones', 'Gremlins' and 'Superman', combine forces to create the Family Adventure of the year!"
"Sean Astin — Michael "Mikey" Walsh"
"Josh Brolin — Brandon "Brand" Walsh"
"Kerri Green — Andrea "Andi" Carmichael"
"Corey Feldman — Clark "Mouth" Devereaux"
"Martha Plimpton — Stefanie "Stef" Steinbrenner"
"Ke Huy Quan — Richard "Data" Wang"
"Jeff Cohen — Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen"
"John Matuszak — Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli"
"Anne Ramsey — Mama Fratelli"
"Joe Pantoliano — Francis Fratelli"
"Robert Davi — Jake Fratelli"
"It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head."
"I'm not an astronaut, I'm an American."
"This never leaves the cave."
"[discovering a barn full of marijuana] Great mother of ganja!"
"You guys, check out this map. It looks like Billy left us a treasure map."
"Wow, this song is so uncool."
"No worries, no responsibilities, just living in the moment."
"[Billy's Italian girlfriend rubs herself on his casket] Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do."
"[While high on marijuana, after dodging a bullet] Whoa... Matrix."
"[After finding Dan, Jerry and Tom in their boxers] Freeze you perverts!"
"[after giving the nearly naked guys clothes] I'd get dressed faster if I were you 'cause I've been alone in this cabin for 30 years."
"[after scaring off Dennis and Elwood] When you peckawoods get your diapers cleaned come back! I'll be waiting!"
"River Guide: [While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe] There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back."
"Elwood: [After cutting off a fish's head with a hatchet] How you like me now? Huh? How you like me now, fishy? Oh, yeah, that's right you can't talk, cause you don't have a head and I cut it off!"
"Dennis: [hearing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" being sung] The hills have gone gay."
"Dennis and Elwood: [singing] Yes we really want to hurt you. Yes we really want to make you cry. Yes we really want to shoot you. Yes we really want to make you die."
"The call of the wild, the thrill of adventure. The mistake of a lifetime."
"Three lifelong friends... One lost treasure... What could go wrong?"
"Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall"
"Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine"
"Seth Green - Dan Mott"
"Burt Reynolds - Del Knox"
"Bonnie Somerville - Denise"
"Ethan Suplee - Elwood"
"Abraham Benrubi - Dennis"
"Rachel Blanchard - Flower"
"Frank Welker - Deer (Growls) and Grizzly Bear and Lynyrd & Skynyrd"
"[From the trailer] This is where I start to have fun."
"I woke up this morning, and I just hated everything."
""To see the world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour." William Blake."
""Return the iron to the stone's embrace. The wheel of heaven will turn. Exhume the light from it's watery grave to receive the gift of heaven as you are condemned to the depths of Hell." Right. So, pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off."
"Poor Simon, what has she done to you?"
"Well, Lara, it's a clock, it ticks, it tells the time. [looks at his watch] It's wrong."
"This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!"
"Angelina Jolie - Lady Lara Croft"
"Daniel Craig - Alex West"
"Jon Voight - Lord Richard Croft"
"Iain Glen - Manfred Powell"
"Richard Johnson - Distinguished Gentleman"
"Julian Rhind-Tutt - Mr. Pimms"
"Leslie Phillips - Wilson"
"Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered."
"It's good to be kings."
"In a war without heroes they are kings."
"They're deserters, rebels, and thieves, but in the nicest possible way."
"George Clooney - Major Archie Gates"
"Mark Wahlberg - Sergeant First Class Troy Barlow"
"Ice Cube - Staff Sergeant Chief Elgin"
"Spike Jonze - Private First Class Conrad Vig"
"Cliff Curtis - Amir Abdullah"
"Nora Dunn - Adriana Cruz"
"Jamie Kennedy - Private First Class Walter Wogaman"
"Saïd Taghmaoui - Captain Said"
"Mykelti Williamson - Colonel Ron Horn"
"Holt McCallany - Captain Doug van Meter"
"Judy Greer - Cathy Daitch"
"Liz Stauber - Debbie Barlow"
"We do this... and it's over."
"[to Jared] Last time you made chili and cornbread, you ex-girlfriend was on the island. And then the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog."
"Winners make the rules and losers live by them."
"Temptation is bliss"
"Treasure Has Its Price."
"Hold your breath"
"Paul Walker - Jared Cole"
"Jessica Alba - Samantha "Sam" Nicholson"
"Scott Caan - Bryce Dunn"
"Ashley Scott - Amanda Collins"
"Josh Brolin - Derek Bates"
"James Frain - Reyes"
"Tyson Beckford - Primo"
"Dwayne Adway - Roy"
"Javon Frazer - Danny"
"It's The Biggest Entertainment Ever To Rock The Screen With Laughter!"
"If ever this mad, mad, mad, mad world needed "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world" it's now! (1970 reissue)"
"Everybody who's ever been funny is in it!"
"Spencer Tracy - Captain T. G. Culpepper"
"Milton Berle - J. Russell Finch"
"Dorothy Provine - Emmeline Marcus-Finch, J. Russell's wife"
"Ethel Merman - Mrs. Marcus, Emmeline's mother"
"Dick Shawn - Sylvester Marcus, Emmeline's brother"
"Sid Caesar - Melville Crump"
"Edie Adams - Monica Crump, Melville's wife"
"Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike"
"Mickey Rooney - Dingy Bell"
"Buddy Hackett - Benjy Benjamin"
"Phil Silvers - Otto Meyer"
"Terry-Thomas - Mr. Hawthorne"
"Jimmy Durante - Smiler Grogan"
"A Wacky College Adventure"
"The most fun you'll ever have...in the dark"
"Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"
"She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived."
"I'll kill anyone who get's in the way of me killing anyone."
"Oh, bugger me, you've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are. I was recreating what happened to me twenty years ago, man and boy."
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst."
"[recreating the path to where the treasure is buried] Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump..."
"The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."
"Swashbucklers, pirates, public floggings, saucy tarts, beggars, queens, & jolly rogers."
"A Shipload of Laughs."
"...a rollicking yarn for the young in the head!"
"The greatest comedy cast ever assembled for a movie! Everyone who's ever been funny!!!"
"Graham Chapman - Captain Yellowbeard"
"Peter Boyle - Moon"
"Cheech Marin - El Segundo"
"Tommy Chong - El Nebuloso"
"Peter Cook - Lord Percy Lambourn"
"Marty Feldman - Gilbert"
"Martin Hewitt - Dan"
"w:Michael Hordern - Dr. Ebenezer Gilpin"
"Eric Idle - Commander Clement"
"Madeline Kahn - Betty"
"James Mason - Captain Hughes"
"John Cleese - Harvey 'Blind' Pew"
"Kenneth Mars - Mr. Crisp and Verdugo"
"Spike Milligan - Flunkie"
"Stacey Nelkin - Triola"
"Nigel Planer - Mansell"
"Susannah York - Lady Churchill"
"Beryl Reid - Lady Lambourn"
"Ferdinand Mayne - Mr. Beamish"
"Peter Bull - Queen Anne"
"Bernard Fox - Tarbuck"
"Nigel Stock - Admiral"
"Monte Landis - Prison Guard"
"Greta Blackburn - Mr. Prostitute"
"David Bowie - The Shark"
"One porcelain vase. Early Ming dynasty, cira 1400. Lot 011."
"(handing over the check) And let's wait about two weeks before cashing that. Shall we."
"I just woke up in vampire's lair!!!"
"Well, you know I have dated old women before but uh, dead is new for me."
"Judson, I know that you are over 2,000 years old and I also know that the library is pitched in a larger battle between good and evil."
"Simone, you're alive! (laughing) I thought you were dead and you came back, you're not a vampire. [in the bonus short]"
"(to Flynn) You follow vampire into woods at night? I thought you were a smart boy."
"(to his class) Go now. Be young."
"(to Flynn): I left you at the dock to protect you."
"I loved you, Flynn... for a little while."
"Let's go somewhere more private."
"I don't kill for food."
"Yes, Flynn, I came back. And I'm not a vampire. I am happy to sing. [in the bonus short]"
"Rise from the dead, warrior prince! Rise and do my bidding!"
"They turn church into nightclub... Americans."
"The professor made good translation from wax."
"Make it interesting."
"(seeing the bid for $150,000) Are you tring to bankrupt us?!"
"(drunkenly to Flynn) You have time off. Get out of this apartment!"
"(to Flynn) You have some vacation time coming, but don't get greedy."
"(after almost falling out of the door) Who are these people?"
"Okay, Mr. Librarian. What kind of fancy book will get you out of this one?"
"You're not going to think yourself out of this one, bookboy."
"(confronted by all the vampires, to Flynn) You got a plan, bookboy; because I would love to hear it!"
"(to Simone and Flynn) Well, got you again! Honestly, we're not thiss good. You two kind of suck at sneaking around."
"Mason: You're going to lose, Flynn!"
"Andre: Laissess les bons temps rouler, baby!"
"Andre: Bon chance, professor man!"
"Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen/University Teacher"
"Bruce Davison as Professor Lazlo/Vlad"
"Stana Katic as Simone Renoir"
"Bob Newhart as Judson"
"Jane Curtin as Charlene"
"Dikran Tulaine as Sergei Kubichek"
"Jason Douglas as Ivan"
"Beth Burvant as Katie"
"Werner Richmond as Andrew"
"Stephen David Calhoun as Nicolai"
"Jay Baruchel as Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III"
"Gerard Butler as Stoick the Vast"
"Craig Ferguson as Gobber the Belch"
"America Ferrera as Astrid Hofferson"
"Jonah Hill as Snotlout Jorgenson"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Fishlegs Ingerman"
"T. J. Miller as Tuffnut Thorston"
"Kristen Wiig as Ruffnut Thorston"
"John DiMaggio as Gobber's Father"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Thor"
"I'm going to finish what my brother started."
"I've been dreaming about this stuff since I was a kid."
"This is the path Ferdinand Magellan took to sail around the world."
"There are places out there you can’t find on any map. They’re not gone, they’re just lost."
"If you want to get the gold, we're gonna have to figure out a way to trust each other."
"No, I wanted to do this with my brother Sam– not with you."
"There's one rule here, kid. Don't get caught."
"Puberty is right around the corner, kid. You can grow your own."
"I'm offering you a real ticket out of here. A chance to see places you only read about in books."
"I'm literally in a Papa John's right now."
"Hey, kid, you might want to slow down. Taste it. Savor it. Or just chug it down like you're on Spring Break."
"Look around, kid. You did this. He'd be proud of you."
"Five hundred years ago, my family found the world's biggest fortune, then was betrayed. People have been searching for it all in vain. But the voyage was not just about the gold. There was something much more valuable."
"You are a collector [Nathan: Well, I dabble.] I don't dabble. My family has been looking for this fortune for a very long time."
"This cross has a very tragic history. So much blood."
"- Nathan Drake"
"Mark Wahlberg - Victor "Sully" Sullivan"
"- Santiago Moncada"
"Tati Gabrielle - Jo Braddock"
"- Samuel "Sam" Drake"
"- Armando Moncada"
"- The Scotsman"
"Alana Boden - Zoe"
"Pingi Moli - Hugo"
"- Hotel Guest"
"ElrubiusOMG - Himself"