274 quotes found
"If I'm walking into a shit storm I wanna know which way the wind's blowing."
"You're gonna make a beautiful corpse."
"You go off the reservation, I will not come after you."
"Technology gets better everyday. That's fine. But most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocket knife and a smile."
"She had worked both ends against the middle for so long, the middle decided to give up and go home."
"We didn't know when the Doc was going to be giving the Shiek his physical, but it was our one and only opportunity to take him out. So I didn't have the usual time to butter him up. Which means we needed twice the sex with half the foreplay."
"I'm done with the reasons, Nathan. I'm done with you. I'm not ending up like you."
"Robert Redford - Nathan Muir"
"Brad Pitt - Tom Bishop"
"Catherine McCormack - Elizabeth Hadley"
"Stephen Dillane - Charles Harker"
"Larry Bryggman - Troy Folger"
"Marianne Jean-Baptiste - Gladys Jennip"
"Ken Leung - Li"
"David Hemmings - Harry Duncan"
"Michael Paul Chan - Vincent Vy Ngo"
"Garrick Hagon - CIA Director Cy Wilson"
"Shane Rimmer - Estate Agent"
"Benedict Wong - Tran"
"Adrian Pang - Jiang"
"Omid Djalili - Beirut: Doumet"
"Dale Dye - Rescue Sequence: Cmdr. Wiley"
"Charlotte Rampling - Anna Cathcart"
"James Aubrey - Mitch Alford"
"[to Claire] WAKE UP, CLAIRE! JIM'S DEAD! MY TEAM'S DEAD! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!"
"If you're dealing with someone who's crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you really think you're gonna make him by hauling Ma and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?"
"[Holding the wad of explosive chewing gum before jumping off a chopper in the Channel Tunnel] RED LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!"
"I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes."
"What can we do, Barnes? Put a guy at the airport? How many identities do you think Hunt has? How many times has he slipped past customs, in how many countries? These guys are trained to be ghosts. We taught them to do it for Christ's sake."
"Let's not waste time chasing after him; let's make him come to us. Everyone has pressure points, Barnes. You find something that's personally important to someone and... you squeeze."
"Good morning, Mr. Phelps..."
"Tape Recorder: This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim."
"Jack Harmon: [referring to a stick of exploding gum] Stick of gum, right? No. Red light, green light. Come up against a lock you can't pick, you mash them together...[imitates an explosion] Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya. You'll have about five seconds. Just don't chew it."
"Senator John Waltzer: I want to know who these people are and how they're spending our taxpayers' money. We were living in a democracy the last time I checked."
"Max: I don't have to tell you what a comfort anonymity can be in my profession. It's like a warm blanket."
"Franz Krieger: Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat."
"Jim Phelps: When you think about it, Ethan, it was inevitable. No more Cold War. No more secrets you keep from everyone but yourself. Operations, you answer to no one but yourself. And then one day, you wake up, the President of the United States is running the country without your permission. That son-of-a-bitch,Kittridge !? how-dare-he? And you realize, it's over. You're an obsolete piece of hardware not worth upgrading, you got a lousy marriage and sixty-two grand a year."
"Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt"
"Jon Voight - Jim Phelps"
"Emmanuelle Béart - Claire Phelps"
"Henry Czerny - Eugene Kittridge"
"Jean Reno - Franz Krieger"
"Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell"
"Kristin Scott Thomas - Sarah Davies"
"Vanessa Redgrave - Max"
"It isn't about dedication and loyalty, it's about belief in what we do."
"Bill Sullivan: I'm sorry for not standing, my fucking feet are killing me."
"Clover Wilson: Agency first, God second."
"Richard Hayes: I remember a Senator once asked me 'when we talk about CIA why we never use the word the in front of it.' And I asked him 'do you put the word the in front of God?'"
"Clover Wilson: There wasn’t very much to say. Six years is a long time."
"Ulysses: [to Edward] Hello, I believe you know me as Ulysses. Do you know what our code name is for you... it's "Mother". Yes, they said you were the quiet type. But your silence speaks volumes, what is the saying? "Your silence is deafening?" yes that is it. You will be a great adversary Mother, hopefully for many years."
"Arch Cummings: How did the Irish poet say it, hmm? "E'er friend for today, is tomorrow's heartbreak.""
"Dr. Fredericks: Get out while you still can. While you still believe. While you still have a soul."
"Philip Allen: Why is it that people like us choose to serve for nickels a day in a profession that makes us constantly look over our shoulder to see who's watching us?"
"Thomas Wilson: [On writing] "They are right what they say about me. I was weak, a coward. I compromised myself, my honor, my family, my country. I am ashamed of myself. To my wife: I am sorry I've done this to you. To my son: I hope you'll grow to be a courageous man, a good husband, a good father. I hope whatever you decide to do you live a good full life. I hope whatever your dreams maybe come true. Your loving husband and father." -Thomas Wilson's Suicide Note"
"Edward Wilson believed in America, and he would sacrifice everything he loved to protect it."
"The true story of the birth of the CIA through the eyes of a man who never existed."
"The untold story of the most powerful covert agency in the world."
"All our dirty secrets start here after the time of Henry the third."
"Matt Damon - Edward Bell Wilson"
"Angelina Jolie - Clover/Margaret Ann Russell"
"John Turturro - Ray Brocco"
"Alec Baldwin - Sam Murach"
"Tammy Blanchard - Laura"
"Billy Crudup - Arch Cummings"
"Robert De Niro - General Bill Sullivan"
"Keir Dullea - Senator John Russell, Sr."
"Michael Gambon - Dr. Fredericks"
"Martina Gedeck - Hanna Schiller"
"William Hurt - Philip Allen"
"Timothy Hutton - Thomas Wilson"
"Lee Pace - Richard Hayes"
"Joe Pesci - Joseph Palmi"
"Open the pig!"
"Keep your dress on!"
"[to Cooper] If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life and then I'll kill you."
"I never thought I'd say this again...I am getting the pig!!"
"[After blowing up an assassin who insulted him] "Old man" my ass!"
"[as he and Frank run from Moldovan Ground Forces] I told you something bad was going to happen!"
"[about identifying the envelope of fingers] This used to be a gentleman's game."
"[Feeling the effects of being drugged] I may vomit...This is just like Love's Savage Secret."
"[Half-drugged with a sedative] I am...HIGH. [Giggles] You have such beautiful green eyes."
"[To Frank, after he shoots at Cooper and drives them away] Wow, you really are CIA."
"[waking up in New York, to Frank] Wow, I really hate you right now."
"The General has dropped his contact lens. Perhaps you'd like to help us?"
"I love it here. I love the baking, I love the flower arranging. I like the routine...Well, I do get a bit restless sometimes. I take the odd contract on the side. I just can't stop."
"Tell Marvin to stand down before he hurts himself."
"How's retirement, Frank?"
"Bad move, Grandpa!"
"I miss the old days. I haven't killed anyone in years."
"[to Frank] I think you are not here for the vodka."
"[showing Frank the scars from being shot] This was done to me by the love of my life. Now she sits outside my house drinking vodka. When I woke alive, I knew she still loved me. Otherwise it would have been the head. It was big risk for her, but one does crazy things for love."
"Bruce Willis - Francis "Frank" Moses"
"Morgan Freeman - Joe Matheson"
"John Malkovich - Marvin Boggs"
"Helen Mirren - Victoria Winslow"
"Karl Urban - William Cooper"
"Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah Ross"
"Rebecca Pidgeon - Cynthia Wilkes"
"Brian Cox - Ivan Simanov"
"Richard Dreyfuss - Alexander Dunning"
"Julian McMahon - Vice President Robert Stanton"
"Ernest Borgnine - Henry, The Records Keeper"
"James Remar - Gabriel Singer"
"Still Armed. Still Dangerous. Still Got It."
"He's Got Time To Kill."
"Killer Company Man."
"Aims To Please."
"Doesn't Get Out Much."
"Looking For A Little Action."
"A High Caliber Woman."
"There's No Substitute for Experience."
"The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey."
"Me and my boy here, we're gonna put a whuppin' on ya!"
"Do you think I understand a word you're saying?!"
"The shit we do for our kids. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
"You know what I hate about the Americans? Everything. Especially cowboys."
"Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia"
"Like father. Like son. Like hell!"
"Bruce Willis - John McClane"
"Jai Courtney - John "Jack" McClane, Jr."
"Sebastian Koch - Yuri Komarov"
"Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy McClane"
"Yuliya Snigir - Irina"
"Radivoje Bukvić - Alik"
"Cole Hauser - Mike Collins"
"Amaury Nolasco - Murphy"
"Sergei Kolesnikov - Viktor Chagarin"
"Roman Luknár - Anton"
"Ganxsta Zolee - MRAP Driver"
"Péter Takásky - Prosecutor"
"Pavel Lychnikoff - Cabbie"
"Megalyn Echikunwoke - Reporter"
"Melissa Tang - Lucas"
"Ivan Kamaras - G-Wagon Driver"
"Sophie Raworth - BBC News Reporter"
"No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am. It's just, I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction."
"I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history.""
"Could this hotel be any more murder-y?"
"Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have ten cats? Is that even legal? Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man."
"I'm Penny, like the penny."
"Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…"
"I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit."
"And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me."
"Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age."
"You—times infinity."
"Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring."
"It was all a dream. Just kidding. A man's throat dissolved."
"Looks like you ate a box of crayons."
"Tell me: are your hemorrhoids particularly large, or just tenacious?"
"One of the guys. One of the spies."
"She's finally getting some action."
"Melissa McCarthy — Susan Cooper / Carol Jenkins / Penny Morgan"
"Jason Statham — Rick Ford"
"Rose Byrne — Rayna Boyanov"
"Jude Law — Bradley Fine"
"Miranda Hart — Nancy B. Artingstall"
"Bobby Cannavale — Sergio De Luca"
"Allison Janney — Elaine Crocker"
"Peter Serafinowicz — Aldo / Albert"
"Morena Baccarin — Karen Walker"
"50 Cent — himself"
"Michael McDonald — Patrick"
"I got your ball, now let me in."
"Go easy, Monroe!"
"[after he fires at the door that didn't explode] Big door!"
"[slurring from rain pouring on face] If I save the verld... would you move back in with me?"
"Clever, but dumb."
"[after explaining to Leonard why replacing the fluids with dishwashing liquid made no difference] I could put Yoo Hoo in this and it would work."
"Frayn: This was, I believe, the first recorded instance of a CIA agent being eaten alive by a rainbow trout!"
"Man Ray: Possums in Piedmont awaiting orders."
"Bill Cosby - Leonard Parker"
"Tom Courtenay - Frayn"
"Joe Don Baker - Nick Snyderburn"
"Moses Gunn - Giorgio Francozzi"
"Gloria Foster - Medusa Johnson"
"Pat Colbert - Allison Parker"
"Victoria Rowell - Joan Parker"
"John Hostetter - Adams"
"[to Chris] A long time ago I worked for the CIA."
"[to Mason] Do yourself a favor and take the rest of your life off. If I see you again ... I won't see you again."
"Tourists? We're not talking about tourists here, we're talking about mom! And I know you, you don't drink unless you're nervous."
"Barney Taber: [to Clay about one of his agents] Where did you recruit him? In the Sears catalog?"
"Clay: [in East Germany] If I want to worry, I'll worry; free fucking country, right?"
"The game of espionage is played by a strict code: an agent's family is never to be touched, no exceptions. Now that code has been broken."
"It's Harder to Win When You Play by the Rules!"
"It began with his mother's kidnapping. And ended with deadly intrigue."
"Nothing exciting ever happened in Chris' family. But within 48 hours, his mother will be kidnapped, His father will be forced to reveal a secret past and he will find himself at the center of an adventure he never dreamed could happen to him."
"Gene Hackman - Walter Lloyd/Duncan (Duke) Potter"
"Matt Dillon - Chris Lloyd/Derek Potter"
"Gayle Hunnicutt - Donna Lloyd"
"Josef Sommer - Barney Taber"
"Guy Boyd - Clay"
"Viktoriya Fyodorova - Lise"
"Herbert Berghof - Schroeder"
"If I die, I'm going to do it stoned and smiling in my bed."
"Hey Phoebe! Phoebe? [[over intercom] Hey Phoebe. I just wanted to say that I love you and that everything is going to be okay. I mean, not perfect, obviously, but better. Like, we'll probably have to get a new house. And also cars. But I'm coming to get you and this will all be over. Soon-ish."
"Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell"
"Kristen Stewart - Phoebe Larson"
"Topher Grace - Adrian Yates"
"Connie Britton - Victoria Lasseter"
"Walton Goggins - Laugher"
"John Leguizamo - Rose"
"Bill Pullman - Raymond Krueger"
"Tony Hale - Petey Douglas"
"Lavell Crawford - Big Harold"
"Stuart Greer - Sheriff Watts"
"Monique Ganderton - Crane"
"One more thing for your education. The more a man tells you, the more dangerous you become to him. And the more dangerous you become, the shorter the options on your future."
"Never stand still when you run and never run in a straight line. That's ithe first thing Cross taught me. Cross is an organizer. He plans down to the finest margin of error. You can't follow his mistakes, so you follow his skill."
"When Scorpio wants you... there is no place to hide!"
"The most incredible manhunt of them all!"
"...Code Name for a Killer!"
"Burt Lancaster - Cross"
"Alain Delon - Jean Laurier / Scorpio"
"Paul Scofield - Zharkov"
"John Colicos - McLeod"
"Gayle Hunnicutt - Susan"
"J.D. Cannon - Filchock"
"Joanne Linville - Sarah"
"Mel Stewart - Pick"
"Vladek Sheybal - Zemetkin"
"Mary Maude - Anne"
"Jack Colvin - Thief"
"James Sikking - Harris"
"William Smithers - Mitchell"
"Burke Byrnes - Morrison"
"Shmuel Rodensky - Lang"
"Celeste Yarnall - Helen Thomas"
"The word Sicario comes from the zealots of Jerusalem, killers who hunted the Romans who invaded their homeland. In Mexico, Sicario means hitman."
"Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do, but in the end you will understand."
"You're asking me how a watch works. For now we'll just keep an eye on the time."
"[in Spanish] Time to meet God."
"[shoots Kate in her bulletproof vest] Don't ever point a gun at me again."
"You look like a little girl when you're scared."
"Fausto Alarcon "El Verdugo". Every day across that border, people are kidnapped or killed by his hand or with his blessing. To find him would be like discovering a vaccine. You understand the value of that?"
"You should move to a small town where the rule of law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf. And this is the land of wolves now."
"[after interrogating Ted] You know what the beauty is of you being so beat to a pulp? 'Cause no one's gonna notice a few more scratches."
"You saw things you shouldn't have seen."
"Emily Blunt - Kate Macer"
"Josh Brolin - Matt Graver"
"Benicio del Toro - Alejandro Gillick"
"Daniel Kaluuya - Reggie Wayne"
"Victor Garber - FBI Supervisory Special Agent Dave Jennings"
"Jon Bernthal - Ted"
"Jeffrey Donovan - Steve Forsing"
"Raoul Trujillo - Rafael"
"Julio Cesar Cedillo - Fausto Alarcón"
"Hank Rogerson - Phil Coopers"
"Bernardo Saracino - Manuel Díaz"
"Maximiliano Hernández - Silvio"
"Edgar Arreola - Guillermo"
"G'day! I'm Steve Irwin! You might know me as the Crocodile Hunter! Have a look at this little beauty, will ya? [appears at the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios logo] This is an African lion! Oh, I'm in no danger, he's become a Hollywood lion! He's been sitting in this MGM logo for 77 years! Tough job, mate. Of course, in my new movie, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, we make this bloke look like a real pussycat! Yeah, the lion may be the apex predator in Africa, but in Australia, crocs rule! Everything about Collision Course is big, REAL BIG! But there's one big problem... [to the Lion] It's you, mate! He's too tame! Come on, get out of there ya little devil! [a crocodile now appears in the MGM logo] Crikey! Now that's more like it! Steady, mate, steady..."
"Our job is to locate the croc, jump it, try and get it into the boat and then relocate it into a section of the river where it'll never run into a conflict with people again. Now, it's not the croc's fault. He doesn't come into our swimming pool. We're actually going into his. They're apex predators right at the top of the food chain and without crocodiles, the whole ecosystem would suffer. We've got to catch this croc. Otherwise, they'll shoot it dead and turn it into boots, bags and belts."
"It's CROC savin' time!"
"You know, those army blokes seemed pretty upset about their metal ball. They reckoned it was real valuable. Of all the gear those blokes get to play with, you'd think a kid's top would be the last thing they'd need. And that grumpy rancher has joined the Fauna and Fisheries Department as a volunteer. But she's still having a little bit of trouble dealing with crocodiles. And check this out. The US government gave us those two pesky poachers to work at Australia Zoo for nothing! And I reckon, after I give them a full Steve-o education, we'll be able to return them back to the wild where they belong. And that crocodile's happy. Real happy. He's now got himself a couple of gorgeous- looking Sheilas. Well, we're back to our adventure. See ya."
"A lot of people think that snakes are evil, ugly monsters that cruise around killing people."
"Steve's been catching crocodiles this way with his dad since he was a small boy. But the real dangerous part is judging the size of the croc before jumping it."
"The two blokes look like they've never been out of an office. The girl might chip a fingernail if she's not careful."
"[on the phone] You mean that guy in the Khaki Shorts? That dude from the Discovery Channel?"
"His First Big-Screen Adventure!"
"This Summer Crocs Rule"
"Steve Irwin – Himself"
"Terri Irwin – Herself"
"Magda Szubanski - Brozzie Drewitt"
"David Wenham - Ranger Sam Flynn"
"Aden Young - Ron Buckwhiler"
"Steve Bastoni - Deputy Director Reynolds"
"Lachy Hulme - Robert Wheeler"
"Kenneth Ransom - Vaughn Archer"
"Steve Vidler - Department Director Ansell"
"Kate Beahan - Jo Buckley"
"Robert Coleby - Dr. Weinberger"
"Timothy Bottoms - U.S. President George W. Bush"