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"Graham Chapman:"
"John Cleese:"
"Terry Gilliam:"
"Eric Idle:"
"Terry Jones:"
"Michael Palin:"
"Max von Sydow — Antonius Block"
"Gunnar Björnstrand — Jöns"
"Bengt Ekerot — Death"
"Nils Poppe — Jof"
"Bibi Andersson — Mia"
"Erik Strandmark — Jonas Skat"
"Åke Fridell — Plog"
"Inga Gill — Lisa"
"Maud Hansson — Witch"
"Inga Landgré — Karin"
"Gunnel Lindblom — The Girl"
"Bertil Anderberg — Raval"
"Gunnar Olsson — Albertus Pictor"
"Anders Ek – The Monk"
"Lars Lind – Young monk"
"Benkt-Åke Benktsson – Merchant (final film role)"
"Tor Borong – Farmer"
"Gudrun Brost – Maid"
"Harry Asklund – Inn keeper"
"Ulf Johanson – Jack's leader"
"The Seventh Seal was always my favourite film, and I remember seeing it with a small audience at the old New Yorker Theatre. Who would have thought that the subject matter could yield such a pleasurable experience? If I described the story and tried to persuade a friend to watch it with me, how far would I get? 'Well,' I'd say, 'it takes place in a plague-ridden medieval Sweden and explores the limits of faith and reason based on Danish — and some German — philosophical concepts.' Now this is hardly anyone' idea of a good time, and yet it's all dealt off with such stupendous imagination, suspense, and flair that one sits riveted like a child at a harrowing fairy tale. Suddenly the black figure of Death appears on the seashore to claim his victim, and the Knight of Reason challenges him to a chess game, trying to stall for time and discover some meaning to life. The tale engages and stalks forward with sinister inevitability. Again, the images are breathtaking! The flagellants, the burning of the witch (worthy of Carl Dreyer), and the finale, as Death dances off with all the doomed people to the nether lands in one of the most memorable shots in all movies. Bergman is prolific, and the films that followed these early works were rich and varied, as his obsession moved from God's silence to the tortured relations between anguished souls trying to make sense of their feelings."
"The mortician said that Death has a design. Okay. I'm talking about omens. How do we know that just by sitting here, by sipping this coffee, or breathing the air, or even crossing the intersection, that we haven't started in motion the events that will some day lead to our death—forty years from now, ten years from now, tomorrow? We don't. Unless we open ourselves up to the signs it's willing to show us."
"How do we know this isn't exactly what was meant to happen? That out of everyone on Flight 180, you, me and Carter were meant to live. Maybe that was the design all along."
"[Reading his memorial speech.] We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast. But when we say this, we imagine that the hour is placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun, or that death could arrive this same afternoon—this afternoon, which is so certain, and which has every hour filled in advance."
"In death, there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes. You have to realize that we're all just a mouse that a cat has by the tail. Every single move we make, from the mundane to the monumental, the red light that we stop at or run, the people we have sex with or want with us, the airplanes that we ride or walk out of—it's all part of Death's sadistic design leading to the grave."
"But remember the risk of cheating the plan...disrespecting the plan could incite a fury that could terrorize even the Grim Reaper. And you don't even wanna fuck with that MacDaddy."
"Death is not the end."
"Most people have dreams. For Alex, this is real."
"Death doesn't take "no" for an answer."
"No accidents. No coincidences. No escapes. You can't cheat Death."
"Face your deepest fears...before they face you."
"Can you cheat Death?"
"Death is coming."
"I'll see you soon."
"Next stop, it's you..."
"Are you ready to match wits with the Grim Reaper?"
"You may get a second chance at life. But you can't cheat Death."
"Devon Sawa - Alex Browning"
"Ali Larter - Clear Rivers"
"Kerr Smith - Carter Horton"
"Kristen Cloke - Valerie Lewton"
"Daniel Roebuck - Agent Weine"
"Roger Guenveur Smith - Agent Schreck"
"Chad E. Donella - Tod Waggner"
"Seann William Scott - Billy Hitchcock"
"Tony Todd - William Bludworth"
"Amanda Detmer - Terry Chaney"
"Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy."
"When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner."
"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say fall head over heels, find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head and you listen to your heart and I'm not hearing any heart. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived... Stay open, who knows? Lightning could strike."
"I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night! Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly... perfect memory. Sometimes we've had our ups and downs, but we're all together, And you're mine, for a night. And I'm going to break precedence and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, "I don't want anything more." 65 years... Don't they go by in a blink?"
"My wife turned me on to cold lamb sandwiches. Not as chewy as roast beef. Not as boring as chicken. She knew stuff like that."
"You never know, lightning could strike."
"I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish."
"You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit."
"Thank you, Drew. Yeah. I did enjoy—or rather I was interested in meeting John Bontecou, yesterday. And—impressive, I suppose. But... But, it did get me to thinking. See, I started in this business because this is what I wanted to do. I knew I wasn't going to write the great American novel, but I also knew there was more to life than buying something for a dollar and selling it for two. I'd hoped to create something, something which could be held to the highest standards. And what I realized was I wanted to give the news to the world, and I wanted to give it unvarnished. The more we all know about each other, the greater the chance we will survive. Sure, I want to make a profit. You can't exist without one. But John Bontecou is all profit. Now if we give him license to absorb Parrish Communications, and he has his eye on a few others after us, in order to reach the world you will have to go through John Bontecou. And not only will you have to pay him to do this, far more important, you'll have to agree with him. Reporting the news is a privilege and a responsibility, and it is not exploitable. Parrish Communications has earned this privilege. John Bontecou wants to buy it. As your Chairman, I urge you to agree this company is not for sale."
"Easy Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation."
"Thank you for loving me."
"I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go."
"Make no mistake, should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be looking at an outcome that will have a finality that is beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting the days, or the months, or the years, but millenniums, in a place with no doors."
"You got enough nice pictures?"
"Hello Bill."
"Do you have any peanut butter?"
"Allison: I should have my head examined again."
"Susan Parrish: Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they've arrived. What are you afraid of, Dad? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe? Well, I have."
"Jamaican Woman: It nice it happen to you. Like you come to the island and had a holiday. Sun didn't burn you red-red, just brown. You sleep and no mosquito eat you. But the truth is, it bound to happen if you stay long enough. So take that nice picture you got in your head home with you, but don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too. If we lucky, maybe, we got some nice pictures to take with us."
"No one can die - while he loves!"
"He's Expecting You."
"Meet Joe Black: Sooner or Later Everyone Does."
"Brad Pitt - Joe Black"
"Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish"
"Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish"
"Jake Weber - Drew"
"Marcia Gay Harden - Allison Parrish"
"Jeffrey Tambor - Quince"
"David S. Howard - Eddie Sloane"
"Lois Kelly-Miller - Jamaican Woman."
"[tinkers with the remote while looking at the rearview mirror] You look like pale there, pal. Let me fix that. [changes his skin color to yellow] You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain. [picks green] Grr.. Don't get the Hulk angry. You won't like him when he's angry. Raaaahrrr! [to purple] Oh, there's Barney. [spoof Barney theme] I love you, you love me. The jogger had giant boobies."
"[after seeing his non-auto-pilot self yell at his father] You're pathetic."
"[having seen that what happened was just a dream, he makes amends with his family and prepares for their Fourth of July vacation, but sees the remote in the kitchen and reads an attached letter] Like I said, '"Good guys need a break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S.: Your wife's rocking body still drives me crazy.' Okay, Morty. [disposes of the universal remote in the trash bin, and this time it does not reappear]"
"[Morty reveals to Michael that he is an "angel of death" and that it was his father's time] You bastard. [loses control of his rage and tries to attack him, only to grab nothing and fall]"
"What If You Had A Universal Remote... That Controlled Your Universe?"
"Adam Sandler as Michael "Mike" Newman"
"Kate Beckinsale as Donna Newman"
"Christopher Walken as Morty"
"David Hasselhoff as Johnny "John" Ammer"
"Henry Winkler as Theodore "Ted" K. Newman"
"Julie Kavner as Trudy Newman"
"Sean Astin as Bill"
"Jennifer Coolidge as Janine"
"Sophie Monk as Stacey"
"Joseph Castanon as Benjamin "Ben" Newman"
"Tatum McCann as Samantha "Sam" Newman"
"Cameron Monaghan as Kevin O'Doyle"
"Rachel Dratch as Alice / Alan"
"Jana Kramer as Julie Newman"
"Carolyn Hennesy as Kathy O'Doyle"
"Sid Ganis as Dr. Bergman"
"Emilio Cast as Michael at 10 years old"
"Michelle Lombardo as Linda"
"Elliot Cho as Ping Woo"
"Nick Swardson as Bed Bath & Beyond employee guy"
"Rob Schneider as Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)"
"James Earl Jones as The Narrator/Himself (uncredited)"
"It's not only horrible, but can you feel, can you feel how vicious it was?"
"It's never better staying ignorant. Willful ignorance is surrendering control."
"Four years from now, Lewis Romero goin' in the second round to Oakland... He's gonna romp and stomp. Fifteen seasons with four Super Bowl rings on his fingers. Lewis ain't afraid of no death, Fuck Death! Death is a fuckin' Denver fan. Death wear blue and orange. Real men wear black. Lewis ain't afraid of no Death. Death is afraid of me! Death fears me! 'Cause, baby, I just win. I just win, Kevin! That's all I know how to do! I just win! Uhh! Fuck Death! ... [After the hanging swords swing down and cut the pulley ropes.] Whoo! What did I tell you, Kevin, huh? Fuck death! I just win! That's all I know how to do, Kevin. Baby, I just win! [Lifts weights once again. As Lewis screams triumphantly, the weights swing down and crush his head like a ripe watermelon, splattering bloody pulp on Wendy and Kevin.]"
"A roller coaster is just elemental physics, a conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy."
"They say the real fear with these rides comes from the feeling of having no control."
"I'll meet you at the end."
"You can run, but you cannot hide. This is the beginning of the end."
"[A signboard at the entrance to the Devil's Flight roller coaster.] No exit after turnstiles. I'll see you soon."
"This ride will be the death of you."
"Death is going to come for me, I don't think it matters where I am."
"[to Bludworth] Why are you following us? Who are you?"
"We're all gonna die if we don't get off this bridge now!"
"[to Molly] I am better when you're with me."
"Something's wrong."
"Because as your boss, I'm... I'm ready to fire your ass!"
"It's kill or be killed."
"Then why is it that you deserve to live, Molly?"
"Tell Candice I love her!"
"I fire him and suddenly, I've got a factory full of Roys but I'll win him over, even if it kills me."
"Death doesn't like being cheated."
"You changed things on that bridge and there's a wrinkle in reality. And that wrinkle, is you [faces Sam and his friends]."
"[last lines] You all just be careful now."
"Sweetie, it's not fat. They're called tits."
"I just get weird with tragedies."
"[on Candice's death] What? Did you see the crazy shit those gymnasts do? I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often."
"Well, this day just got way more fun."
"Is this supposed to be happening?"
"Yo Buddha, slow down on the rice cakes."
"Okay, sorry. Do you come with subtitles?"
"Candice Hooper: You know, if you want to get rid of that baby fat, you should try the gym. They have those workout machines that you use on your back. You're good at that?"
"Flight Attendant: Oh, a kid had a panic attack and wanted off the plane. Said he had some kind of vision."
"John: Life's a bitch."
"Dr Leonetti: [to Olivia] What made you decide to take the leap today?"
"Agent Block: Two deaths? Alright, that's a coincidence. Three? That's a pattern."
"Death has never been closer."
"This Summer, death decides how... fate decides when."
"We all share a common destination."
"Death is back and is really, really, really closer than before."
"Silent but deadly."
"You've seen these movies where they say "" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: rubber baby buggy bumpers!"
"No sequel for you..."
"Gee, did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun!"
"Iced that guy...to cone a phrase."
"Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"
"Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway. And stop shouting, I'm not deaf! You know why you are shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. SO SHUT UP!"
"[To Danny Madigan] I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and younger than you."
"[Directly to the audience] If God was a villain - he'd be me."
"[After shooting a pedestrian dead] HELLO!? I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose!"
"He's mean . . . And he'll blast through your screen! [DVD cover]"
"Did Someone Say Action? [Theatrical]"
"The big ticket for '93."
"A great classic comes to the screen."
"This isn't the movies anymore."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater, Arnold Schwarzenegger"
"Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan"
"Charles Dance - Benedict"
"Bridgette Wilson - Whitney Slater"
"Mercedes Ruehl - Irene Madigan"
"F. Murray Abraham - John Practice"
"Tom Noonan - Ripper/Himself"
"Frank McRae - Lieutenant Dekker"
"Anthony Quinn - Tony Vivaldi"
"Brdgette Wilson - Whitney Slater and Meredith Caprice"
"Art Carney - Frank Slater"
"Professor Toru Tanaka - Tough Asian Man"
"Ryan Todd - Andrew Slater"
"Franco Columbu appears during the opening credits as director of Jack Slater IV."
"Tina Turner appears at the climax of Jack Slater III as the mayor of Los Angeles."
"Sylvester Stallone - the Terminator"
"Model/actress Angie Everhart - video store clerk"
"Wilson Phillips appears singing during the funeral scene."
"Ian McKellen - Death"
"Danny DeVito (uncredited) - the voice of Whiskers"
"The worst time I’ve ever had in this business."
"Because Death took so long to make its way through the survivors, these people went on to have families. Families that they never should've had. So Death took them too. I mean.. Don't you see this? Death is coming for us because we were never supposed to exist!"
"Fifty years ago, Grandma survived a disaster."
"I always knew this day would come. I held him off for years. He's a relentless son of a bitch. Won't stop till he finishes the job. Death is coming for our family."
"This book, it'll show you everything you need to know to keep our family safe."
"When the universe speaks, you pay attention."
"My old man just died, I come in as a favor, and now they want me to lock up."
"Maybe Death's not actually coming for our family. 'Cause that would be crazy."
"Only by embracing death will it pass you by."
"There are only two ways: life or death. By killing, if you take a life, you get the time that person had left. Or, to truly break the cycle, you have to die."
"The rules have changed."
"There's no running this time."
"Good luck."
"Howard Campbell: Family, you don't get to pick the one you get. Just gotta love the one you got."
"Bobby Campbell: Don’t touch those babies."
"Death runs in the family."
"If you screw with Death's plans, things can get very... messy."
"Life is a death trap."
"- Stefani Reyes"
"- Charlie Reyes"
"- Darlene Campbell"
"Owen Patrick Joyner - Bobby"
"- Uncle Howard"
"Tinpo Lee - Marty Reyes"
"- Aunt Brenda"
"Tony Todd - William John Bludworth"
"- Iris (1960's)"
"Max Lloyd-Jones - Paul Campbell"