390 quotes found
"So, okay, you're probably going, "Is this, like, a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."
"Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials."
"[repeated line] As if!"
"Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period. I got a C in Debate?!"
"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."
"Wasn't my mom a Betty? She died when I was just a baby. A fluke accident during a routine liposuction."
"[arguing her way out of a tardy] Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'."
"[to Dionne, about Mr. Hall and Miss Geist] Will you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That's an unequivocal sex invite."
"[to Elton] You are a snob and a half."
"So, okay. I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, c'mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"
"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."
"So, okay. The Attorney General says there's too much violence on TV, and that should stop. Even if you took out all the violent shows, you could still see the news. So until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."
"Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex."
"[after she and Josh kiss] Well, you can guess what happened next. [scene changes to Mr. Hall and Miss Geist's wedding] As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky."
"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here?"
"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Whatever."
"Alicia Silverstone – Cher Horowitz"
"Stacey Dash – Dionne Davenport"
"Brittany Murphy – Tai Fraiser"
"Paul Rudd – Josh Lucas"
"Donald Faison – Murray"
"Elisa Donovan – Amber Mariens"
"Breckin Meyer – Travis Birkenstock"
"Jeremy Sisto – Elton Tiscia"
"Dan Hedaya – Mel Horowitz"
"Wallace Shawn – Mr. Wendell Hall"
"Twink Caplan – Miss Toby Geist"
"Justin Walker – Christian Stovitz"
"I'm a sexy man of God, and I know it."
"[Helen lights a cigarette] It's going to be hard to take care of us if you're dead, too."
"Landlord: I am only available between eight thirty and nine in the morning because I have a life."
"Kate Hudson - Helen Harris"
"John Corbett - Pastor Dan Parker"
"Joan Cusack - Jenny Portman"
"Hayden Panettiere - Audrey Davis"
"Spencer Breslin - Henry Davis"
"Abigail Breslin - Sarah Davis"
"Helen Mirren - Dominique"
"Sakina Jaffrey - Nilma Prasad"
"Kevin Kilner - Ed Portman"
"Felicity Huffman - Lindsay Davis"
"Sean O'Bryan - Paul Davis"
"Amber Valletta - Martina"
"[reading his essay] "What I want for Christmas. What I want is a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock... and this thing which tells time." Wow, that's great. "I think that everybody should have a Red Ryder BB gun. They're very good for Christmas. I don't think that a football's a very good Christmas present.""
"[after cracking a secret code, reading it] Be sure...to...drink...your...Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"
"[as an adult, narrating] Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man."
"Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya."
"Scut Farkus: [to Ralphie] Listen, jerk! When I tell you to come, you better come! [Ralphie starts quivering] What? Are you gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby, cry for me! Come on! CRY, HA HA!!! [begins mock crying and laughing]"
"A Tribute to the Original, Traditional, One-Hundred-Percent, Red-Blooded, Two-Fisted, All-American Christmas..."
"Peace, Harmony, Comfort, And Joy... Maybe Next Year."
"'Tis Better To Give Than To Receive."
"The Parker Family"
"Scott Schwartz – Flick"
"R.D. Robb – Schwartz"
"Yano Anaya – Grover Dill"
"Zack Ward – Scut Farcus"
"Tedde Moore – Miss Shields"
"Jean Shepherd – Narrator (Ralphie as an adult)"
"Bob Clark – Swede (uncredited)"
"John Wong – Chinese Father"
"Johan Sebastian Wong – Waiter #1"
"Fred Lee – Waiter #2"
"Rocco Bellusici – Waiter #3"
"Steve Martin as Tom Baker"
"Bonnie Hunt as Kate Baker"
"Piper Perabo as Nora Baker"
"Tom Welling as Charlie Baker"
"Hilary Duff as Lorraine Baker"
"Kevin Schmidt as Henry Baker"
"Alyson Stoner as Sarah Baker"
"Jacob Smith as Jake Baker"
"Forrest Landis as Mark Baker"
"Liliana Mumy as Jessica Baker"
"Morgan York as Kim Baker"
"Blake Woodruff as Mike Baker"
"Brent Kinsman as Nigel Baker"
"Shane Kinsman as Kyle Baker"
"Paula Marshall as Tina Shenk"
"Alan Ruck as Bill Shenk"
"Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dylan Shenk"
"Richard Jenkins as Shake McGuire"
"Ashton Kutcher as Hank"
"Tiffany Dupont as Beth"
"Cody Linley as Quinn"
"Jared Padalecki as an unnamed bully"
"Dax Shepard as a member of the camera crew"
"Regis Philbin as Himself"
"Kelly Ripa as Herself"
"Frank Welker as Gunner (voice)"
"[narrating] It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left."
"A Honeymoon is No Place to Have Kids!"
"He had a population of 10...She had a community of 8...When you have 18 kids - nothing's impossible...except having nineteen!"
"The Bride Had 8 Boys and Girls. The Groom Had 10 Boys and Girls. Their wedding night set new attendance records."
"Lucille Ball as Helen North (the mother of 8 Kids) from Yours later Joe's mother from Ours"
"Jennifer Leak as Colleen North, Helen's daughter"
"Kimberly Beck as Janette North, Helen's daughter"
"Kevin Burchett as Nicky North, Helen's son"
"Mitch Vogel as Tommy North, Helen's son"
"Margot Jane as Jean North, Helen's daughter"
"Eric Shea as Phillip North, Helen's son"
"Greg Atkins as Gerald North, Helen's son"
"Lynnell Atkins as Teresa North, Helen's daughter"
"Henry Fonda as Frank Beardsley (the father of 10 Kids) from Mine later Joe's father from Ours"
"Tim Matthieson as Mike Beardsley, Frank's son"
"Gil Rogers as Rusty Beardsley, Frank's son"
"Gary Goetzman as Greg Beardsley, Frank's adoptive son"
"Nancy Roth as Rosemary Beardsley, Frank's daughter"
"Suzanne Cupito as Louise Beardsley, Frank's daughter"
"Maralee Foster as Mary Beardsley, Frank's daughter"
"Holly O'Brien as Susan Beardsley, Frank's daughter"
"Michele Tobin as Veronica Beardsley, Frank's daughter"
"Tracy Nelson as Germaine Beardsley, Frank's daughter"
"Stephanie Oliver as Joan Beardsley, Frank's daughter"
"Van Johnson as Warrant Officer Darrell Harrison"
"Louise Troy as Madeleine Love"
"Sidney Miller as Dr. Ashford"
"Tom Bosley as Family Doctor"
"Walter Brooke as Howard Beardsley, Frank's brother"
"Nancy Howard as Nancy Beardsley, Howard's wife (Frank's sister-in-law)"
"Mary Gregory as Sister Mary Alice"
"Marti Litis as Hospital Nurse"
"Harry Holcombe as Judge"
"Ben Murphy as Larry, Colleen's boyfriend"
"Dennis Quaid - Frank Beardsley"
"Rene Russo - Helen North"
"Sean Faris - William Beardsley"
"Danielle Panabaker - Phoebe North"
"Katija Pevec - Christina Beardsley"
"Drake Bell - Dylan North"
"Lil' JJ - Jimi North"
"Dean Collins - Harry Beardsley"
"Miki Ishikawa - Naoko North"
"Miranda Cosgrove - Joni North"
"Tyler Patrick Jones - Michael Beardsley"
"Haley Ramm - Kelly Beardsley"
"Slade Pearce - Mick North"
"Andrew Vo - Lau North"
"Brecken Palmer - Ely Beardsley"
"Bridger Palmer - Otter Beardsley"
"Jennifer Habib - Bina North"
"Jessica Habib - Marisa North"
"Nicholas Roget-King - Aldo North"
"Ty Panitz - Ethan Beardsley"
"Rip Torn - Commandet Admiral Sherman"
"Linda Hunt - Mrs. Munion"
"Jerry O'Connell - Max Algrant"
"David Koechner - Captain Darrell Edwards"
"No person with inner dignity is ever embarrassed."
"Clifton Webb - Frank Bunker Gilbreth"
"Jeanne Crain - Ann Gilbreth"
"Myrna Loy - Mrs. Lillian Gilbreth"
"Betty Lynn - Deborah Lancaster"
"Edgar Buchanan - Dr. Burton"
"Barbara Bates - Ernestine Gilbreth"
"Mildred Natwick - Mrs. Mebane"
"Sara Allgood - Mrs. Monahan"
"Jimmy Hunt - William Gilbreth"
"Carol Nugent - Lillie Gilbreth"
"Norman Ollestad - Frank Gilbreth Jr."
"Evelyn Varden - School Principal"
"Craig Hill - Tom"
"This Christmas, you better watch out!"
"Same Big Family... Even Bigger Adventure."
"Steve Martin - Tom Baker (the maternal grandfather of Tom McNulty)"
"Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker (the maternal grandmother of Tom McNulty)"
"Piper Perabo - Nora Baker-McNulty (the mother of Tom McNulty)"
"Jonathan Bennett - Bud McNulty (the father of Tom McNulty)"
"Tom Welling - Charlie Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Kevin G. Schmidt - Henry Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Alyson Stoner - Sarah Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Jacob Smith - Jake Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Forrest Landis - Mark Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Liliana Mumy - Jessica Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Morgan York - Kim Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Blake Woodruff - Mike Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Brent Kinsman - Nigel Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Shane Kinsman - Kyle Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Eugene Levy - Jimmy Murtaugh"
"Carmen Electra - Sarina Murtaugh"
"Shawn Roberts - Calvin Murtaugh"
"Robbie Amell - Daniel Murtaugh"
"Jaime King - Anne Murtaugh"
"Melanie Tonello - Becky Murtaugh"
"Taylor Lautner - Eliot Murtaugh"
"Courtney Fitzpatrick - Lisa Murtaugh"
"Madison Fitzpatrick - Robin Murtaugh"
"Alexander Conti - Kenneth Murtaugh"
"I would like to say a few words about weddings. I've just been through one. Not my own. My daughter's. Someday in the far future I may be able to remember it with tender indulgence, but not now. I always used to think that marriages were a simple affair. Boy meets girl. Fall in love. They get married. Have babies. Eventually the babies grow up and meet other babies. They fall in love. Get married. Have babies. And so on and on and on. Looked at that way, it's not only simple, it's downright monotonous. But I was wrong. I figured without the wedding."
"Right then I knew we'd lost her. She'll always love us of course, but not in the old way. From now on her love will be handed out like a farmer's wife tossing scraps to the family rooster."
"The Bride gets the THRILLS! Father gets the BILLS!"
"Spencer Tracy — Stanley T. Banks"
"Joan Bennett — Ellie Banks"
"Elizabeth Taylor — Kay Dunstan"
"Don Taylor — Buckley Dunstan"
"Billie Burke — Doris Dunstan"
"Moroni Olsen — Herbert Dunstan"
"Marietta Canty — Delilah"
"Russ Tamblyn — Tommy Banks"
"Tom Irish — Ben Banks"
"Paul Harvey — Reverend Galsworthy"
"Leo G. Carroll — Mr. Massoula"
"Ellie (wife)"
"Kay (daughter)"
"Buckley Dunstan (son-in-law)"
"Tommy (son)"
"[to Ellie] You're more excited about this baby than you were any of ours."
"[after someone called him 'Grampa' at the announcement event] Somewhere there was a fly in the ointment... Grampa, that was the fly. Grampa."
"The blessed event of 1951...merrily surpassing "Father of the Bride"...again starring Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett and Elizabeth Taylor...M-G-M of course!"
"M.G.M New Laugh Hit!"
"Richard Rober — Police Sergeant"
"Hayden Rorke — Dr. Andrew Nordell"
"Please look after this bear. Thank you."
"The Adventure Begins."
"Get ready for a little trouble."
"The adventure is about to begin."
"A little bear goes along way."
"Ben Whishaw — Voice of Paddington"
"Hugh Bonneville — Henry"
"Sally Hawkins — Mary"
"Julie Walters — Mrs. Bird"
"Nicole Kidman — Millicent"
"Jim Broadbent — Mr. Gruber"
"Peter Capaldi — Mr. Curry"
"Matt Lucas — Joe the Taxi Driver"
"Kayvan Novak — Grant"
"Madeleine Harris — Judy"
"Samuel Joslin — Jonathan"
"Imelda Staunton — Voice of Lucy"
"Michael Gambon — Voice of Pastuzo"
"This is my chance to reconnect with the girls."
"I've gotta get my girls out of here."
"I need you to trust me right now."
"I'm coming back."
"This is no regular lion."
"Don't make a sound."
"I promise, I'm gonna protect you."
"Come and get me!"
"Diabolo, it means devil."
"I've never seen anything like this."
"Multiple attacks without eating its prey. Lions don't do that. At least no lion I've ever seen."
"Go back to the girls."
"We're in his territory now."
"It's the law of the jungle. It's the only law that matters."
"Don't move, okay?"
"Idris Elba — Dr. Nate Samuels"
"Iyana Halley — Meredith Samuels"
"Leah Sava Jeffries — Norah Samuels"
"Sharlto Copley — Martin Battles"
"Fight for family."
"We're not here to hurt you. But you have to stay in the cabin with us."
"You see, the four of us have a very important job to do. In fact, it might be the most important job in the history of the world."
"We were called and united by a common vision, which now has become a command you can't ignore. The four of us are here to prevent the apocalypse. Your family has been chosen to make a horrible decision. If you fail to choose, the world will end."
"Save your family or save humanity. Make the choice."
"Dave Bautista — Leonard"
"Jonathan Groff — Eric"
"Ben Aldridge — Andrew"
"Nikki Amuka-Bird — Sabrina"
"Kristen Cui — Wen"
"Abby Quinn — Adriane"
"Rupert Grint — Redmond"
"Wolfgang Schaeffer – Lincoln Loud"
"Jahzir Bruno – Clyde McBride"
"Lexi Dibenedetto – Lori Loud"
"Eva Carlton – Leni Loud"
"Sophia Woodward – Luna Loud"
"Catherine Ashmore Bradley – Luan Loud"
"Annaka Fourneret – Lynn "LJ" Loud Jr."
"Aubin Bradley – Lucy Loud"
"Ella Allan – Lola Loud"
"Mia Allan – Lana Loud"
"Lexi Janicek – Lisa Loud"
"August Michael Peterson – Lily Loud"
"Jolie Jenkins – Rita Loud"
"Brian Stepanek – Lynn Loud Sr., voice of Todd"
"Martín Fajardo – Xander Coddington"
"Gavin Maddox Bergman – Liam Hunnicutt"
"Trinity Jo-Li Bliss – Stella Zhau"
"Mateo Castel – Zach Gurdle"
"Nolan Maddox – Rusty Spokes"
"Kevin Chamberlin – Phillip "Flip" Fillipini"
"[narrating the first lines of the movie] Gestures are all that I have. I have no words I can rely on, because my tongue was designed long and flat and is therefore an ineffective tool for making complicated polysyllabic sounds And that is why I'm here now, waiting for Denny to come home, lying in a puddle of my own making."
"He picked me out of a pile of pups, a tangled mass of paws and tails. He'd stopped at the farm on his way home from the speedway at Yakima. Even back then, I knew I was different than other dogs. My soul just felt more human."
"[about Denny and Eve's wedding] They were married at a magnificent palace with its very own ocean. The kind of place I had assumed only existed on television. I tried my best to be helpful. I minded my manners, resisted snacking on the trays of exquisite appetizers and made sure to do my business in the flowerbed farthest from the festivities. The place belonged to Eve's parents, Trish and Maxwell, who I confess I first mistook for twins."
"Kevin Costner as Enzo (voice)"
"Milo Ventimiglia as Denny Swift"
"Amanda Seyfried as Eve Swift"
"Ryan Kiera Armstrong as Zoë Swift"
"Martin Donovan as Maxwell"
"Kathy Baker as Trish"
"Gary Cole as Don Kitch"
"McKinley Belcher III as Mark Finn"
"[seeing Lita coated in ketchup and holding a SpongeBob SquarePants knife] That wasn't in the classes. I've got nothing for that."
"[after beating the adult janitor Jacob] Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man."
"This isn't even a real Barbie. You've got a real Barbie at home that Santa gave you a few weeks ago."
"Mark Wahlberg – Pete Wagner"
"Rose Byrne – Ellie Wagner"
"Isabela Merced – Lizzy Wagner"
"Gustavo Escobar – Juan Wagner"
"Julianna Gamiz – Lita Wagner"
"Margo Martindale – Grandma Sandy"
"Octavia Spencer – Karen"
"Tig Notaro – Sharon"
"Julie Hagerty – Jan"
"Egg. Come on! Ah, there it was our old house on Cleveland Street. It looked."
"Peter Billingsley – Ralphie Parker"
"Erinn Hayes – Sandy Parker"
"River Drosche – Mark Parker"
"Julianna Layne – Julie Parker"
"[opening lines] October 7, 2007, four days till we deploy. Grace knows I would do anything to get back to her. Anything. Today, I wrote her a letter."
"[last lines of the movie] I don't know who said "only the dead have seen the end of war". I have seen the end of war. The question is: can I live again?"
"Tobey Maguire as Capt. Samuel "Sam" Cahill"
"Jake Gyllenhaal as Thomas "Tommy" Cahill, Sam's younger brother"
"Natalie Portman as Grace Cahill, Sam's wife"
"Sam Shepard as Henry "Hank" Cahill, Sam & Tommy's father"
"Mare Winningham as Elsie Cahill, Sam & Tommy's stepmother"
"Bailee Madison as Isabelle Cahill, Sam & Grace's older daughter and Tommy's niece"
"Taylor Geare as Margaret "Maggie" Cahill, Sam & Grace's younger daughter and Tommy's niece"
"Patrick Flueger as Pvt. Joseph "Joe" Willis"
"Clifton Collins Jr. as Maj. Cavazos"
"Carey Mulligan as Cassie Willis, Joe's wife"
"Omid Abtahi as Yusuf"
"Ethan Suplee as Sweeney"
"Navid Negahban as Murad"
"Yousef Azami as Taliban Leader"
"Jenny Wade as Tina"
"César Évora as Gabriel"
"Enayat Delawary as Ahmed"
"Arron Shiver as A. J."
"Ray Prewitt as Owen"
"Every night, before I go to sleep, when I say my prayers, I ask God if He could fix it so that when I wake up in the morning, I'm the best footballer in the world. And then I also ask another thing as well. That when I grow up .. Can I marry Katherine? Even if she loves Ronnie Boyd. But she could still see 'im. But she'd marry me. That's what I want."
"She never sees me. She's always doing her bloody homework. If she were a wee bit more stupid like me, we'd be sitting together by now."
"So, the doctor says, 'Listen, John, I've got some bad news and worse.' And John says, 'Oh, no. What's the bad news?' And he goes, 'Well, you've only got 24 hours to live.' John says, 'That's, that's awful. What could be worse than that?' Doctor says, 'Well, I've been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday.'"
"Folks always have a problem with change. But you'd better get used to it, mister. People like me run this town now. And it's people like you that bring us all down."
"Granny: I'm always saying to your man there, what's yours is mine, and what's mine's me own."
"Pop: Oh, that puts me in mind of a great wee system we had in the old days for paying the rent. The rent man would come round and collect the money for every house in the whole street, and once he had done and all the rent books were marked up to date, one of the boys would hold him up at gunpoint in the back entry and take all the money back off him, and then he'd hand it straight back to all the residents in the street, with a little commission for the service. Yeah, it was a very effective system. And the rent man was so good about it in the end that eventually they cut him in for a wee bit, too, and everybody was happy. Except for the council, I suppose."
"Miss Lewis: Well, I'm pleased to say your times tables were a lot more impressive to hear than your test scores were to read. The whole point of these weekly tests is to monitor your progress. The best will sit directly by my desk, the seat of learning, and the rest of you will view your Sisyphean struggles from the distance you have imposed upon yourself by a lack of application."
"No matter how far you go, you never forget where you came from."
"Our memories make us."
"Belfast 1969. Everything was about innocence. Everything was about family. Everything was about to change."
"Jude Hill - Buddy"
"Caitríona Balfe - "Ma", Buddy's mother"
"Jamie Dornan - "Pa", Buddy's father"
"Judi Dench - "Granny", Buddy's grandmother"
"Ciarán Hinds - "Pop", Buddy's grandfather"
"Lewis McAskie - Will, Buddy's older brother"
"Colin Morgan - Billy Clanton"
"Lara McDonnell - Moira"
"Michael Maloney - Frankie West"
"Olive Tennant - Catherine"
"Gerard Horan - Mackie"
"Josie Walker - Aunt Violet"
"Turlough Convery - Minister"
"Vanessa Ifediora - Miss Lewis"
"Conor MacNeill - McLaury"
"Drew Dillon - Mr. Kavanagh"
"Victor Alli - Soldier"
"Gerard McCarthy - Bobby Frank"
"Ian Dunnett Jnr - Uncle Tony"
"John Sessions - Joseph Tomelty playing Jacob Marley"
"Mark Hadfield - George Malpass playing Ebenezer Scrooge"
"Americans... Believing that nonsense! David. Korean people use their heads. Okay? We use our minds."
"David? Never pay for anything you can find for free."
"But Jacob... Things might be fine now. But I don't think they will stay that way. I know this won't end well, and I can't bear it. I've lost my faith in you. I can't do this anymore."
"Minari is truly the best. It grows anywhere, like weeds. So anyone can pick and eat it. Rich or poor, anyone can enjoy it and be healthy. Minari can be put in kimchi, put in stew, put in soup. It can be medicine if you are sick. Minari is wonderful, wonderful!"
"You're crying again? Because of anchovies?"
"Stop, David! Leave it alone! It might crawl away and hide! David. It's better to see it than to have it hide. Things that hide are more dangerous and scary."
"I'll try to be a real grandma from now on."
"Who cares if I drank a little pee? It was fun!"
"Getting hurt is all part of growing up."
"The wind is blowing and the minari is bowing. They're saying thank you very much!"
"Steven Yeun - Jacob Yi"
"Han Ye-ri - Monica Yi"
"Alan Kim - David Yi"
"Noel Kate Cho - Anne Yi"
"Youn Yuh-jung - Soon-ja"
"Will Patton - Paul"
"Scott Haze - Billy"
"Jacob Wade - Johnnie"
"Skip Schwink - Doctor"