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"Mayday! Mayday! This is the Annabelle. I've lost my bearings and I'm taking on water. My last good reading is 44 degrees north, 68 degrees...."
"Dad, you have the coolest job."
"On Christmas Eve, many years ago, I laid quietly in my bed. I did not rustle the sheets, I breathed slowly and silently. I was listening for a sound I was afraid I'd never hear: the sound of Santa's sleigh."
"Come on. Father! Father do you really have to go?"
"Kryptonite, the ultimate bane to Superman. If it were only as big as my head. I spent two years and $3 billion mining outer space...and this green grain of rice is all I have to show for it?"
"I leave you alone for an hour, and you destroy my house? And, you, you're no better. You're both evicted!"
"[to the audience, annoyed] Hey, what do you want from us?! We're freezing here!"
"I've searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I've finally found him, LeBron James."
"His mom and dad met in the usual way: The song became love, and love became the egg."
"Raggy, rook! Writing!"
"Yikes! Scooby-Doo, where are you?!!"
"Is anyone there?"
"What happened?"
"Any progress, Eric?"
"Lots of love!"
"Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa! Sorry! Ruh-roh!"
"Zoinks! Like, slow down dude."
"Are you guys alright?"
"Oh, whoopee. A diner. I’ll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer."
"Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury."
"Welcome to the Falcon Fury. Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?"
"I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian."
"Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens? I need what’s on that ship or I’ll never get my treasure. Do, Not, Fail, Me!"
"Pull over."
"Rasm-Frasm. Ingrate."
"Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice."
"If you were asked to choose the most fabulous character in English literature, who would it be? Robin Hood? King Arthur? Becky Sharp? Sherlock Holmes? Oliver Twist, perhaps? Well, any one of them would be an excellent choice. Still, for the most fabulous character of all, I would nominate...a toad - J. Thaddeus Toad, Esq. Have you ever met him? You'll find his story in this delightful little book, "The Wind In the Willows". Toad, you might say, was the one disturbing element: incurable adventurer, mad, reckless, tried everything, positive mania for fads, and he never countered the cost. Had a host affair with friends, of course, but there were only three who had his best interests at heart. One was a badger, MacBadger. Another was a water rat; a bit stuffy, perhaps, but really a fine fellow. And a mole; gentle creature, kind and sympathetic."
""Who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him: and even Stigand..." Alice?"
"Hm? Oh, I'm listening."
"Marie, my little one. You're going to be as beautiful as your mother. Isn't she, Duchess?"
"THE WINNER, BY TOTAL ANNIHILATION...YAMA!!!"
"[giggles] That one."
"[gasps] No, no, no, Oh, no. Oh, no. I'M LOST!! Where's the line?! It just went away! What do I do?!"
"We'll be stuck here forever!"
"Do not panic. Do not panic! We are trained professionals. Now, stay calm. We are going around the leaf."
"Around the leaf. I-I-I don't think we can do that."
"Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of '93."
"Sometimes I think I'm cursed, 'cause of something that happened before I was even born. See, a long time ago, there was this family - the papá, he was a musician. He and his family would sing and dance, and count their blessings...but he also had a dream...to play for the world. And one day, he left with his guitar and never returned. And the mamá? She didn't have time to cry over that walkaway musician! After banishing all music from her life, she found a way to provide for her daughter. She rolled up her sleeves and she learned to make shoes. She could have made candy, or fireworks, or sparkly underwear for wrestlers! But no, she chose shoes. Then she taught her daughter to make shoes. And later, she taught her son-in-law. Then her grandkids got roped in. As her family grew, so did the business. Music had torn her family apart, but shoes held them all together. You see, the woman...was my great-great grandmother...Mama Imelda. She died way before I was born. But my family still tells her story...every year on Dia de los Muerto, The Day of the Dead...And her little girl? She's my great grandmother, Mama Coco."
"Through the snow and sleet and hail, through the blizzard, through the gale, through the wind and through the rain, over mountain, over plain, through the blinding lightning flash, and the mighty thunder crash, ever faithful, ever true...nothing stops him! He'll get through!"
"Abre Los ojos...Open your eyes..."
"How do you do? My name is Deems Taylor, and it's my very pleasant duty to welcome you here on behalf of Walt Disney, Leopold Stokowski and all the other artists and musicians whose combined talents went into the creation of this new form of entertainment, Fantasia. What you're going to see are the designs and pictures and stories that music inspired in the minds and imaginations of a group of artists. In other words, these are not going to be the interpretations of trained musicians, which I think is all to the good. Now, there are three kinds of music on this Fantasia program. First, there's the kind that tells a definite story. Then there's the kind, that while it has no specific plot, does paint a series of more or less definite pictures. Then there's a third kind, music that exists simply for its own sake. Now, the number that opens our Fantasia program, the Toccata and Fugue, is music of this third kind, what we call absolute music. Even the title has no meaning beyond a description of the form of the music. What you will see on the screen is a picture of the various abstract images that might pass through your mind if you sat in a concert hall listening to this music. At first, you're more or less conscious of the orchestra, so our picture opens with a series of impressions of the conductor and the players. Then the music begins to suggest other things to your imagination. They might be, oh, just masses of color. Or they may be cloud forms. Or great landscapes or vague shadows or...geometrical objects floating in space. So now we present the Toccata and Fugue In D Minor by Johann Sebastian Bach, interpreted in pictures by Walt Disney and his associates, and in music by The Philadelphia Orchestra and its conductor, Leopold Stokowski."
"Now some folks like the heavy stuff, with titles five-feet wide. Not me, I'm always out for fun. I like the lighter side, yes sir!"
"Comin' through!"
"Long ago, in the faraway land of Ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is..."
"Would you listen to him? He's making the story sound like some Greek tragedy!"
"Lighten up, dude!"
"We'll take it from here, darling."
"You go girl."
"This is James Henry Trotter. He lived with his mother and father in a cozy little house by the sea."
"Aah! We're under attack! Light the signal! [sees Shan Yu, who leaps in front of him, and lights up the signal] Now all China knows you're here."
"[burns the flag] Perfect."
"Let me have one, please!"
"Long ago, the world was full of wonder. It was adventurous, exciting, and best of all, there was magic. And that magic helped all in need. But it wasn’t easy to master, and so the world found a simpler way to get by. Over time, magic faded away. But I hope there's a little magic left... in you."
"Pretty, huh? I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that...about a wish coming true...do you? Huh? Well, I didn't, either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind."
"Although each of the world's countries would like to dispute this fact, we French know the truth: The best food in the world is made in France. The best food in France is made in Paris. And the best food in Paris, some say, is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau. Gusteau's restaurant,is the toast of Paris, booked five months in advance. And his dazzling ascent to the top of fine French cuisine has made his competitors envious. He is the youngest chef ever to achieve a five-star rating. Chef Gusteau's cookbook, Anyone Can Cook!, Climbed to the top of the bestseller list. But not everyone celebrates its success."
""So they set off up the hill, arm in arm, the knight, the dragon, and the boy. The lights in the little village began to go out one by one." "But there were stars and a late moon as they climbed the downs together." Robert, please."
"Y'know, there's been a heap o' legends and tall tales about Robin Hood. All different too. Well, we folks in the animal kingdom have our own version. It's the story of what really happened in Sherwood Forest."
"Oh, incidentally, I'm Alan-A-Dale, a minstrel. That's an early-day folk singer. And my job is to tell it... [accidentally breaks the lute string] like it is, or was or whatever."
"In a faraway land long ago, lived a king and his fair queen. Many years had they longed for a child, and finally their wish was granted. A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora. Yes, they named her after the dawn, for she filled their lives with sunshine. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom, so that all of high or low estate might pay homage to the infant princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day."
"Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face."
"Alright! Let's try something else. Uh...from the top. Ready? One, two, three..."
"Welcome explorers to Avalonia! A modest civilization trapped behind an impassable ring of never-ending mountains, whose citizens strive to do their best despite their humble means. Believing the key to their future lies beyond these mountains, many have tried to get past them. All have failed. But hope has arrived, as Avalonia's greatest explorers, the Clades, have now set their sights on pulling off the impossible. Meet Jaeger Clade!"
"And below the hilt in letters of gold were written these words: "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is likewise king born of England." Though many tried for the sword with all their strength, none could move the sword nor stir it. Then the miracle had not worked and England was yet without a word, and in time, the marvelous sword was forgotten. This was a dark age, without law and without order. Men lived in fear of one another for the strong preyed upon the weak."
"Boy, talk about your lucky puppet. I'd give anything if only I could become a real live boy like that Pinocchio. Aah!"
"The number one rule in my family? Honor your parents. They're the supreme beings who gave you life who sweated and sacrificed so much to put a roof over your head, food on your plate, an epic amount of food. The least you can do in return is every single thing they ask. 'Course some people are like, "Be careful. Honoring your parents sounds great, but if you take it too far, well, you might forget to honor yourself." Luckily, I don't have that problem!"
""Movietown News" presents...Spotlight on Adventure!"
"Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space! BNL star liners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away! The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom. Spend your five-year cruise in style, waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew, while your captain and autopilot chart a course for nonstop entertainment, fine-dining and with our all-access hoverchairs, even Grandma can join the fun. There's no need to walk. The Axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner."
"Because of BNL, space is the final fun-tier!"
"Once upon a time, there was a young man who believed there was nothing more important than a wish. Not just any wish, of course. The one that drives your heart. The one that makes you who you are. But he also understood just how impossible it can be… to make that wish come true. How easily dreams can be destroyed. And so, he set out to do something about it. He studied the magic of the world tirelessly… and became a mighty sorcerer… able to protect from harm or ill will any wish given to him… and for the good and the worthy, even grant that wish. The sorcerer didn't know if the world would want his gift. But he and his loyal wife found the most perfect island… deep in the Mediterranean Sea. And there they built a kingdom like no other… where anyone, any family, no matter where they came from, were welcome."
"Fear, Treachery, Bloodlust. Thousands of years ago these were the forces that ruled our world. A world where prey were scared of predators, and predators had an uncontrollable, biological urge to maim, and maul, and...AAH!!! BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!!! And death! Back then a world was divided in 2. Vicious Predator or Meat Prey, but overtime we evolved and moved beyond our prey. Now Predator and Prey live in harmony and every young mammal has multitudinous opportunities."
"My story begins in London, not so very long ago, and yet so much has happened since then, that it seems like an eternity. At that time, I lived with my pet in a bachelor flat just off of Regent's Park. It was a beautiful spring day, a tedious time of the year for bachelors. Oh, that's my pet, Roger Radcliffe, a musician of sorts. I'm the one with the spots. My name's Pongo. As far as I could see, the old notion that a bachelor's life was so glamorous and carefree was all nonsense. It was downright dull. It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone. But if it were left up to Roger, we'd be bachelors forever. He was married to his work, writing songs. Songs about romance of all things, something he knew absolutely nothing about. Oh, he's intelligent enough, as humans go. And I think you could say, Roger is a rather handsome animal in his way. I could see no reason why my pet didn't deserve an attractive mate. At least I was determined to do my best. Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for."
"It seems like such a short time ago that my pet and I were just lazing about in our little London flat, living the humdrum bachelor life, and wishing things weren't so very, very dull. Oh, that's my pet, Roger. My name's Pongo. You remember, I'm the one with the spots."
"Ah, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. [camera zooms in] Too close. A little too close. [camera zooms out a little bit] There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today! Come on down! Heh, heh. Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. [taps it on table] will not... [it falls apart] It broke. [throws it away] Ohh! Look at this. [pulls out Tupperware] I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. [makes a raspberry sound] Ah, still good. [the camera moves to the right] Wait, don't go! I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. [pulls out the lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, [opens the lid] but what is inside that counts. [closes the lid] This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who, liked this lamp, was more than what he seemed. The diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? [pours sand from the lamp into his hand] It begins on a dark night... [throws the sand into the sky, forming a starry nightscape] where a dark man waits with a dark purpose."
"This night has been quite rewarding."
"Oooh, in all my years, never have I seen the streets so full of bustle and hustle and assorted commotion."
"Wake up! Wake up!"
"Mother?! Mother?! Mother- [gasps]"
"Once upon a time in a far away land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned to old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances for beauty was found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous Beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which will bloom until his twenty-first year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a Beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a Beast?"
"Chandeliera. You look radiant. Together. You and Lumiere will be the perfect lightwill be the perfect light."
"Okay. Here we go. Focus. Speed, I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast. Hmm, maybe I should've had breakfast. A little breaky could be good for me - nonono, stay focused. Speed. I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning!"
"[knocks on his truck] Hey Lightning, you ready?!"
"[opens the truck] Oh yeah. Lightning's ready."
"This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful! It's not safe out here!"
"[offscreen] Let's go! [alarm went off]"
"Transmitting my grids now. Good luck."
"Okay. Here we go. Focus. Speed, I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. ...Did I use to say that?"
"What's taking this guy so long? Is he really as good as they say he is?"
"Look at them go, into the final lap!"
"Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a tiny kingdom; peaceful, prosperous, and rich in romance and tradition. Here in a stately chateau, there lived a widowed gentleman, and his little daughter, Cinderella. Although he was a kind and devoted father, and gave his beloved child every luxury and comfort, still, he felt she needed a mother's care. And so he married again, choosing for his second wife, a woman of good family, with two daughters just Cinderella's age, by name, Anastasia and Drizella. It was upon the untimely death of this good man, however, that the stepmother's true nature was revealed: cold, cruel, and bitterly jealous of Cinderella's charm and beauty, she was grimly determined to forward the interests of her own two awkward daughters. Thus, as time went by, the chateau fell into disrepair, for the family fortunes were squandered upon the vain and selfish stepsisters while Cinderella was abused, humiliated, and finally forced to become a servant in her own house. And yet, through it all, Cinderella remained ever gentle and kind, for with each dawn she found new hope that someday her dreams of happiness would come true."
"Come on, Gus-Gus. Faster!"
"Do you remember the story of a girl who lived a life of cinders, and how she found true love because she kept a beautiful dream in her heart? Of course, it helped that she had mouse friends who could sew and a Fairy Godmother who could do wonders with pumpkins. Well, that girl is me."
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term remembory loss."
"You poor little fella. It's all right. Big Mama's here. [briefly looks out at the grasslands then turns back to the pup] You know? You're gonna need some caring for. Now...now let's see darlin'. [the pup carefully approaches her, who paces around, thinking] You need a... [looks down, and sees the pup who warms up to her and started to cuddle her] [chuckles] Oh no. No no no. Not me. Not Big Mama now. [looks up, thinking] Now I'm thinkin' though. [the sounds of a woodpecker can be heard. They look toward the sound's direction] Oh! Ah ha! Now don't...don't you move, honey. Big Mama's gonna be right back. [flies off]"
"There you are, Tod!"
"Come on, Sven!"
"Anna! Elsa!"
"Listen, they are beautiful, no? So many colors of sounds. So many changing moods. Because you know, they do not ring all by themselves."
"Hey, come back! Wait up!"
"Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't...can't get this on..."
"File 82-712, Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please."
"Do you ever look at someone and wonder, "What is going on inside their head?" Well, I know. Yeah...I know Riley's head."
"Let's...play...some...HOCKEY!!!"
"Who invited him back here?!"
"Target: Nakasumi-san."
"It's for you, Darling. Merry Christmas."
"Aunt Sarah! Will we see you at the picnic the day after tomorrow?"
"Of course! My precious kitties love the Fourth of July."
"Read the charges."
"Dr. Jumba Jookiba, lead scientist of Galaxy Defense Industries, you stand before this council, accused of illegal genetic experimentation."
"Please, come closer. Have a seat."
"ALOHA!!!! BYE BYE!!!!!!"
"Life's not fair, is it? You see, I...well, I shall never be king. And you...shall never see the light of another day. [chuckles] Adieu."
"Ah, Pumbaa. Look at that little guy. A chip off the old block! And you gotta know who's gonna raise him!"
"Whaaaat's on the menu? It could be ceviche, it's stinky, ooh, it's Pumbaa-aah..."
"I gotta tell ya, Timon, that song always gets me right here."
"Yeah, Pumbaa...Well, enough of that! [fast forwards the first movie]"
"Uh Timon, what are you doing?"
"I'm fast forwarding to the part where we come in."
"But you can't go out of order! [stops to the part before the final verse of Hiccup polka dance where Simba grows into an adult]"
"Au contraire my porcine pal, I've got the remote."
"But everyone's going to get confused! We've got to go back to the beginning of the story! [rewinds the movie]"
"We're not in the beginning of the story. [stops at the presentation of Simba then fast forwards again]"
"Yes we were, the whole time. [stops at Timon shocked face then rewinds again]"
"Yeah, but they don't know that. [stops at the reunion with Simba and Nala then fast forwards again]"
"So then why don't we tell them our story?! [stops at the hyenas and scream]"
"Hey I've got an idea, why don't we tell them our story?"
"Oh! I like the sound of that."
"A little backstage tour, take them behind the scenes while revealing the intimate look in the story within the story."
"Because what they don't know is how we really were there even though they didn't know we were there, you know?"
"Couldn't have said it better myself. [rewinds the movie to the very beginning]"
"So does this mean we're going back to the beginning?!"
"No, Pumbaa, no. We're going way back to before the beginning..."
"Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face... [Max barks in approval] Ah, a perfect day to be at sea!"
"My precious Melody, I'm giving you this locket so that you will never forget that part of your heart...will always belong to the sea."
"The world above is a wonderful place. But everyone knows the true magic lies...under the sea, where the water is clear, the fish swim free, and the mer-people live in the beautiful kingdom of Atlantica."
"In the beginning there was only ocean until the Mother Island emerged, Te Fiti. Her heart held the greatest power ever known. It could create life itself, and Te Fiti shared it with the world. But in time, some began to seek Te Fiti's heart. They believed if they could possess it, the great power of creation would be theirs, and one day, the most daring of them all voyaged across the vast ocean to take it. He was a demi-god of the wind and sea. He was a warrior, a trickster, a shapeshifter who could change form with the power of his magical fishhook, and his name was Maui. Without her heart, Te Fiti began to crumble, giving birth to a terrible darkness. Maui tried to escape, but was confronted by another who sought the Heart, Te Ka, a demon of earth and fire. Maui was struck from the sky, never to be seen again, and his magical fishhook and the Heart of Te Fiti were lost to the sea, where even now, a thousand years later, Te Ka and the demons of the deep still hunt for the Heart, hiding in a darkness that will continue to spread, chasing away our fish, draining the life from island after island until every one of us is devoured by the bloodthirsty jaws of inescapable death! But one day, the Heart will be found by someone who will journey beyond our reef, find Maui, deliver him across the great ocean to restore Te Fiti's Heart and save us all."
"Goodnight, sweetheart."
"Goodnight, Mom."
"Sleep tight, kiddo."
"I scared you!"
"All this has happened before, and it will all happen again. But this time, it happened in London. It happened in a quiet street in Bloomsbury. That corner house over there is the home of the Darling family and Peter Pan chose this particular house because there were people here who believed in him. There was Mrs. Darling."
"George, dear, do hurry. We mustn’t be late for the party, you know."
"Mrs. Darling believed that Peter Pan was the spirit of youth but Mr. Darling..."
"Mary, unless I find my cuff links we don’t go to the party. And if we don’t go to the party I can never show my face in the office again... And if I can never show–"
"Well, Mr. Darling was a practical man. The boys, however, John and Michael, believed Peter Pan was a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games."
"The story always ends the same. Peter Pan shouts..."
"Good-bye, Wendy!"
"...and then Wendy shouts back to him..."
"I'll always believe in you, Peter Pan!"
"...and Wendy did believe always... even as she left childhood behind... and came to have children of her own."
"This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually pretty fun story and the truth is it isn't even mine. This is the story of a young girl named Rapunzel, and it starts with the sun."
"This is the story of how I died... and went to heaven! Okay so the kingdom of Corona to be exact, but hey let's not get hung up on semantics."
"Mama, look! Look over there!"
"Run! It's the Zugor!"
"Alright everyone! This is a stick up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!"
"Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: all signs point to this location of Zurg's Fortress. But there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
"Ha, ha, ha! Money, money, money! Hey!"
"WOW! It is raining cats and dogs out there! I hope they make it back all right."
"Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date 3901. Sensors have detected potential life forms on an uncharted planet. So, we're making a detour to investigate. Space Rangers will make initial evaluation, then assess whether it's worth waking the science crew from their hyper-sleep. While the ERIC takes core samples, I will explore further the oddities of this strange planet. Terrain seems a bit unstable. No read-out yet if the area is breathable. There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
"This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-believe. But his best friend is a bear called Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh for short. Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures, and they all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood."
"Once upon the last day of a golden summer, there was a boy...and bear. The boy, whom we shall meet in a moment, was called Christopher Robin. The bear was called Winnie the Pooh. And together they had many grand adventures in a remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood. But the grandest and most extraordinary of all their adventures was still to begin."
"It was a typical "once upon a time" sort of day in the Hundred Acre Wood, which means it is not a typical day at all for our favorite bear. Something it seems is missing, and Pooh hasn't any idea what it is."
"Welcome to the Hundred Acre Wood, where voices come together in joyful celebration. And the seasons gently turn like pages in a book. A time of giving shared with good friends and a silly old bear named Winnie the Pooh."
"Oh boy, oh boy! I love, love, love my scrappy book! Hoohoo... It's filled with artistical and musical remembories of my favoritest of times and tunes! And a word game. There's one special word in each song, but you gotta try and find 'em! (gasps) Lookee here, everybody, that's me! Bouncing and pouncing! And this is one of my most favorite pounces of all! Hoohoo! It's the fun, fun day I met my buddy bear, Pooh! Hoohoohoo..."
"Now, this might be the room of any small boy but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. And, like most small boys, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with. And together they had many remarkable adventures...in an enchanted place...called the Hundred Acre Wood. But of all his animal friends, Christopher Robin's Very best friend...was a bear called Winnie the Pooh."
"Merry Christmas Eve, Pooh."
"Hello, there!"
"This could be the room of any small boy. But it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like any small child, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with. Together they shared many exciting and unusual adventures. Oh. Uh...Huh? Uh, where was I? Oh, yes. They shared many exciting and unusual...Huh? What is going on here? Hello! Is anyone there?"
"This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon. But it had been so nice and summery in the Hundred Acre Wood, and the sunshine was as warm as a blanket. And the streams were gurgling happily. As happily as a tumbly full of honey... [laughs] ...which is very happy. But all that changed when...the stranger came."
"This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Now, Christopher Robin had many toy animals to play with, but his very best friend was a bear, named Winnie the Pooh. Together, Pooh and his friends shared many grand adventures. But one of their most unusual began on an early autumn morning. It was that time of year again. That magical time when leaves fall, and pumpkins grin, and Spookables roam free. Halloween had come to the Hundred Acre Wood."
"This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-believe. But his best friend is a bear named Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh for short. Today, Pooh and his friends are setting off on a most amazing adventure. An adventure in learning called "Winnie the Pooh: Wonderful Word Adventure". On this adventure, Pooh and his friends will learn all about opposites. Opposites they'll find are two words which mean entirely different things, Words like Up and Down. Along the way, they will need your help. So, if you know the answer, call it out when your hear this sound: (Chime sound) Our story begins here in the Hundred Acre Wood at Pooh's House."
"This could be the room of any small boy. But, in fact, it's not. It is the room of one young boy in particular named Christopher Robin. Now, Christopher Robin has a very active imagination, not to mention the uncanny ability to collect things. Big things. Small things. Sticky things. But his favorite things are his stuffed animals. Ah! There they are now. A charming and eccentric cast of characters. And his best friend among them is a bear named Winnie the Pooh. Or Pooh for short. Together they had many unusual adventures, that all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood."
"My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see...I'm 9 feet tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a bit of a temper on me."
"(in-game) HEY!!! YOU MOVED MY STUMP!!!"
"My passion level's very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh...I'm a wrecker, I wreck things, professionally."
"(in-game) I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!!"
"I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing's the name of the game, literally, Fix-It Felix Jr."
"(in-game) FIX IT FELIX!!!"
"(in-game) I can fix it!"
"So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy, he's nice enough as good guys go, definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha, and no, there aren't. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's kinda sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids, boom, gone. Centipede, who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it."
"All clear! The Arcade's closed!"
"Shoryuken! Whew, what a day. You wanna head to Tapper's, Ken?"
"If you're buying buddy."
"Quitting Time!"
"I don't know, maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way if things were different after work, but it is what it is."
"Great work today, guys!"
"Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes, which he's just fixed, and everyone, you know. They go to their homes, I go to mine which happens to be a dump and when I say "a dump", I don't mean like a shabby place, I mean an actual dump, where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts, that's what I call home. I guess I can't bellyache too much, I got my bricks, I got my stump, it looks uncomfortable, it's actually fine, I'm good. But, if I'm really honest with myself, I see Felix up there getting patted on the back, people giving him pie, thanking him and so happy to see him all the time, (spoken) sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy."
"Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one."
"Your highness..."
"We come in peace, for cats and mice everywhere. [getting stabbed numerous times by Itchy with the flagpole]"
"What'd the doctor say?"
"Well, why not call it "The Big Chill" or "The Nippy Era"? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an ice age?"
"Because...of all...THE ICE!!! [walks off]"
"Well, things got a little chillier."
"Oh, boy! This global warming is killing me!"
"This is too hot, the ice age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? [suddenly falls into the water with a yelp]"
"[smiling] This, I like."
"It's happening!"
"YEE-HAW!!!"
"The universe: A vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know. Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much...dumber?"
"All my life, I've lived and worked in the big city, which now that I think of it, is kind of a problem since I always feel uncomfortable around crowds. I mean it, I-I have this fear of enclosed spaces. I-I-I, everything makes me feel trapped all the time. You know, I always tell myself, there's gotta be something better out there, but maybe I think too much. I-I-I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're - when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how's it possible? And I've always had these, these abandonment issues, which plagued me. My father was basically a drone like I've said, and, you know, the guy flew away when I was just a larva. And my job, don't get me started on, 'cause it really annoys me. I was not cut out to be a worker, I'll tell you right now."
"Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...ooh, black and yellow! Yeah! Let's shake it up a little!"
"DreamWorks Animation presents...In association with...Tree House Comix, Inc.! Inc., Inc., Inc."
"Today, we sail to conquer the new world, for Spain, for glory, for gold!"
"With every sun comes a new day. A new beginning. A hope that things will be better today than they were yesterday. But not for me. My name is Eep. And this is my family, the Croods. If you weren't clued in already by the animal skins and sloping foreheads, we're cavemen. Most days we spend in our cave, in the dark. Night after night, day after day. Yep, home sweet home. When we did go out, we struggled to find food in a harsh and hostile world. And I struggled to survive my family. We were the last ones around. There used to be neighbors. Uh, the Gorts, smashed by a mammoth. The Horks, swallowed by a sand snake. The Erfs, mosquito bite. Throgs, common cold. And the Croods, that's us. The Croods made it, because of my dad. He was strong, and he followed the rules. The ones painted on the cave walls. Anything new is bad. Curiosity is bad. Going out at night is bad. Basically, anything fun is bad. Welcome to my world! But this is a story about how all that changed in an instant. Because what we didn't know was that our world was about to come to an end. And there were no rules on our cave walls to prepare us for that."
"Guy, you got to go!"
"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations, but, every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... (spoken) dragons."
"This...is Berk. The best kept secret this side of, well, anywhere. Granted, it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more than a few surprises. Life here is amazing, just not for the faint of heart. See, where most folks enjoy hobbies like whittling or needlepoint, we Berkians prefer a little something we like to call, Dragon Racing!"
"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend."
"Long ago, in ancient China, the peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy and prosperity to the city, for they had invented fireworks. But their son, Lord Shen, saw darker power in the fireworks. What had brought color and joy could also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer. She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path, he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. The young lord set out to change his fate, but what he did next...only sealed it. Shen returned to his parents full of pride, but in their faces, he only saw horror. He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge. Someday, he would return, and all of China would bow at his feet."
"Inner peace...inner peace. [a cherry petal fell onto his nose] Itchy nose. [accidentally sucks up the petal with his nose, then sneezes it out] Ah, finally, inner peace. [hearing someone coming towards him] Now what?"
"Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast."
"OK. Wind her up, boys! lt's Monte Carlo or bust."
"Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland. But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. [The wind blows away the snow, revealing an egg and it rolls down the hill] And not just any life… penguins. Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. Look at them, tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums. Who could take these frisky snow-clowns..."
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss."
"Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the King and Queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land, everyone was happy...until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's Keep. For he was the bravest, and most handsome... ...In all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her..."
"Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Charming!"
"Once upon a time a long time ago, a king and a queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. But she was possessed by a terrible curse. By day, a lovely princess; by night, a hideous ogre. Only true love's kiss would lift her curse. So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day when her true love would arrive. But as the days turned into years, the King and Queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures."