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"[Walks by coffee shop in New York and notices sign saying "WORLD"S BEST CUP OF COFFEE" and then bursts into the shop] You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to meet you! [The shop staff and patrons just stare indifferently]"
"[Walking in a park and comes across a raccoon] Hey! What's your name? My name's Buddy. [Raccoon hisses] Oh...! Does someone need a hug? [He leans in and raccoon leaps onto his neck knocking him to the ground ferociously attacking] Aah, aah! That's not cool! I just wanted a hug!"
"[After Ḅuddy does an all-nighter of hyper decorating the store, he hears Jovie singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" in the staff room shower, walks in and sits on the sink shelf and sings along] I really can't stay, I've got to go 'way, this evening has been, so very nice, my mother will start to worry, and father will be pacing' the floor, So, really, I'd better scurry, well, may be just a half a drink more, the neighbors might think baby, it's bad out there, say, what's in this drink? No cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how to break the spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell, I ought to say no, no, no, sir, mind if I move in closer? At least I'm gonna say that I tried, what's the sense of hurting? my pride? I really can't stay, ah, but it's cold outside baby, it's cold outside! [Buddy sustains a note and Jovie realizes the presence of Buddy in the room and turns the water off] Get out! Don't look at me! Get out! [Buddy covers his eyes and runs into a locker and knocks himself out]"
"I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father had fallen in love when he was very young with a beautiful girl named Susan Wells, and how Buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother, and how she had later passed away. I... I told him his father had never even known that Buddy was born, and most importantly, I told him where his father was... uh, in a magical land called New York City."
"Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the "Code of the Elves," shall we? Number one; "Treat every day like Christmas." Number two; "There's room for everyone on the nice list." Number three; "The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.""
"[Buddy is doing Fonzie-esque slavic dances on a table in the mailroom with the whole staff pounding on the table in sync to song beats and fist pumping in unison when Buddy raises his arms]"
"Though your nose get a little chilling Buddy... We'll frolic and play buddy... buddy... the Eskimo way, walking in a winter wonderland, in the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is Parson Brown. He'll say, are you married, we'll say no, man. But you can do the job when you in town, brother. Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire to face unafraid the plans That we made (walking in a winter wonderland x2) I really can't stay. But, baby, it's cold outside, I've got to go 'way, but, baby, it's cold outside. This evening has been been hoping that you'd drop in, so very nice. I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice. My mother will start to worry beautiful, what's your hurry? And father will be pacing the floor. Listen to that fireplace roar, so, really, I'd better scurry. Beautiful, please don't hurry. Well, maybe just a half a drink more. Put some records on while I pour. The neighbors might think. Baby, it's bad out there. Say, what's in this drink? No cabs to be had out there. I wish I knew how your eyes are like starlight now. To break the spell. I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell. I ought to say no, no, no, sir. Mind if I move in closer? At least I'm gonna say that I tried. What's the sense of hurting my pride? I really can't stay, baby, don't hold out. Ah, but it's cold outside. I simply must go, but, baby, it's cold outside. The answer is no, but, baby, it's cold outside. This welcome has been, I'm lucky that you dropped in, so nice and warm. Look out the window at that storm, my sister will be suspicious. Gosh, your lips look delicious, my brother will be there at the door. Waves upon tropical shore, my maiden aunt's mind is vicious. Oh, your lips look delicious. Well, maybe just a cigarette more, never such a pleasure before. I've got to get home, but, baby, you'll freeze out there. Say, lend me your comb, it's up to your knees out there. You've really been grand. I thrill when you touch my hand, but don't you see. How can you do this thing to me? There's bound to be talk tomorrow. Think of my lifelong sorrow. At least there will be plenty implied. If you caught pneumonia and died. I really can't stay. Get rid of that hold out. Ah, but it's cold outside"
"Will Ferrell - Buddy"
"James Caan - Walter"
"Zooey Deschanel - Jovie"
"Mary Steenburgen - Emily"
"Daniel Tay - Michael"
"Edward Asner - Santa Claus"
"Bob Newhart - Papa Elf"
"Faizon Love - Gimbel's Manager"
"[meeting Dobby for the first time as he enters his room] Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom."
"So a house-elf shows up in my bedroom, we can't get through the barrier to Platform 9 3/4, we almost get killed by a tree… Clearly, someone doesn't want me here this year."
"We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent."
"Ron, this is it. The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk. That's why I can hear it speak. It's a snake."
"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."
"[promising Dobby on one condition after freeing him from Lucius' service] Never try to save my life again."
"[as he and Harry are surrounded by the giant spiders] Where's Hermione when you need her?!"
""Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders!" If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! [the car backs up and drives away into the forest] I mean, what was the point of sending us in there?! What have we found out?"
""Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever". Ginny..."
""The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, Enemies of the heir, beware." It's written in blood."
"Let me introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher; me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award — but I don’t talk about that. I didn’t get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at her!"
"[as he is carried out of the Chamber with Ron, Harry and Ginny by Fawkes] Amazing!!!! This is just like magic!!!!"
"It is not our abilities that show us what we truly are. It is our choices."
"Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
"Harry, it was me. But I swear. I didn't mean to. Riddle made me, and– [Looks at Harry's wound from the basilisk he killed] Harry, you're hurt."
"[to Ron] I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle?!"
"[swoops down towards Ron from the window she was sitting in] SURE! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! [punches her fist through Ron's stomach] Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD! [punches through his head]"
"Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. [Giggles] [Harry: [uncomfortably] Uh, thanks Myrtle.]"
"Yes, Potter, the process is nearly complete. In a few minutes, Ginny Weasley will be dead. And I will cease to be a memory. Lord Voldemort will return. Very– much– alive."
"Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl. [Harry holds the basilisk's fang over the diary] What are you doing? Stop! NO! [Harry stabs the diary again and again, causing the ink to bleed out; Riddle screams in rage and agony as he dissolves and explodes]"
"The Second Year Begins"
"Hogwarts is Back in Session"
"Dobby Has Come to Warn You, Sir"
"Something Evil Has Returned to Hogwarts"
"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir...beware!"
"The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened"
"Daniel Radcliffe - Harry James Potter"
"Rupert Grint - Ronald Bilius Weasley"
"Emma Watson - Hermione Jean Granger"
"Richard Harris - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore"
"Tom Felton - Draco Lucius Malfoy"
"Christian Coulson - Tom Marvolo Riddle"
"Alan Rickman - Severus Snape"
"Maggie Smith - Minerva McGonagall"
"Robbie Coltrane - Rubeus Hagrid"
"Bonnie Wright - Ginerva Molly Weasley"
"Kenneth Branagh - Gilderoy Lockhart"
"Julian Glover - Aragog (voice)"
"Mark Williams - Arthur Weasley"
"Toby Jones - Dobby the house-elf"
"Shirley Henderson - Moaning Myrtle"
"John Cleese - Nearly Headless Nick"
"Shirley Booth - Mrs. Claus"
"Mickey Rooney - Santa Claus"
"Dick Shawn - Snow Miser"
"George S. Irving - Heat Miser"
"Bob McFadden - Jingle Bells, Additional Voices"
"Bradley Bolke - Jangle Bells, Policeman"
"Rhoda Mann - Mother Nature"
"Ron Marshall - Mr. Thistlewhite, Mayor"
"Colin Duffy - Ignatius "Iggy" Thistlewhite"
"Christine Winter - The Blue Christmas Girl"
"The Wee Winter Singers - The Children Choir"
"Dougal... settle down now, please. It won't be long."
"Merlin's beard!"
"Pickett? Come on, give me a smile. Pickett, give me a... [Pickett blows a raspberry] All right, now that is beneath you."
"[as a lion appears in the street] You know, New York is considerably more interesting that I'd expected."
"You two, head that way. And try very hard not to be predictable."
"[in a note to Jacob] Dear Mr. Kowalski, you are wasted in a canning factory. Please take these Occamy eggshells as collateral for your bakery. A well-wisher."
"[to Graves] Useless...? Useless?! ...That is.. a..parasitical magical force that killed a child, what on earth would you use it for?"
"[to Jacob, upon being unsure whether he should be worried] Well, my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice."
"Why in the name of Deliverance Dane did you let that thing loose?!"
"Hey! Mr. English Guy! I think your egg is hatching."
"[to himself] What did you do today, Jacob? I was inside a suitcase."
"[standing in front of a broken jewelry store window, covered with pilfered jewelry] They went that way, officer."
"I'm not flirting."
"But we made 'em cocoa."
"[to Newt] She was a taker... You need a giver."
"Tina, you're always turning up where you're least wanted."
"[last lines; to Newt] Will we die just a little?"
"From J.K. Rowling's wizarding world."
"J.K. Rowling invites you to a new era of the wizarding world."
"Explore a new era of J.K. Rowling's wizarding world."
"What would you do if your beasts escaped?"
"Where did the beasts hide?"
"Explore a new era of the wizarding world before Harry Potter."
"Eddie Redmayne as Newton Artemis Fido "Newt" Scamander"
"Katherine Waterston as Porpentina "Tina" Goldstein"
"Dan Fogler as Jacob Kowalski"
"Alison Sudol as Queenie Goldstein"
"Colin Farrell as Percival Graves"
"Samantha Morton as Mary Lou Barebone"
"Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone"
"Carmen Ejogo as President Seraphina Picquery"
"Jon Voight as Henry Shaw, Sr."
"Josh Cowdery as Senator Henry Shaw, Jr."
"Ron Perlman as Gnarlak"
"Johnny Depp as Gellert Grindelwald"
"It was a mistake in a stupid magazine. My brother's marrying Leta, June 6th. I'm supposed to be best man. Which is sort of mildly hilarious."
"Sorry, but I can't admire people whose answer to everything that they fear or misunderstand is "kill it"!"
"It's an expression derived from the three heads of the Runespoor. The middle one is the visionary. Every Auror in Europe wants Credence dead, except you. You've gone middle head."
"Mr. Scamander, I need to go talk to the Ministry-and I know how you feel about Aurors..."
"I'm an Auror and I don't!"
"Does he think you're here to win her back? Are you here to win her back?"
"[fearfully] I do not like riding a boat, Newt."
"You've been real kind, but my sister Tina's probably worried sick about me, you know. Banging on all the doors and things, so I think I'd better be going."
"You see, I can't tell if you're making a joke or if you're just... French."
"Their arrogance is a key to our victory."
"I hate Paris."
"Mr. Scamander! Do you think Dumbledore will mourn for you?"
"Queenie, we are not here to hurt you. We only want to help you. You're so very, very far from home. Far away from everything you love. Everything that was comfortable. I would never see you harmed, ever. It is not your fault that your sister is an Auror. I wish you were working with me now. Towards a world where we wizards are free to live openly, and to love freely."
"Everyone is scared of something."
"I can't move against Grindelwald. It has to be you. In your shoes, I'd probably refuse too. It's late. Good evening, Newt."
"The time's coming, Newt... when you're going to have to pick a side."
"The fate one one will change the future of all."
"Who will change the future?"
"The fate of one. The future of all."
"Zoë Kravitz as Leta Lestrange"
"Callum Turner as Theseus Scamander"
"Claudia Kim as Nagini"
"William Nadylam as Yusuf Kama"
"Kevin Guthrie as Abernathy"
"Jude Law as Albus Dumbledore"