90 quotes found
"Donkey kick!"
"Mary, you're in danger! You need to listen to what I'm about to say extremely carefully. [braying]"
"[to Dave] You jump out and create a distraction."
"[to Thaddeus and Rufus] You wanna get to my friends, you're gonna have to get past me first."
"[whispering in excitement] Guys, I carried a king on my back!"
"You lead the way, and wherever you go, your best friend, Dave, will be right behind you."
"Seriously? We're doing this instead of the Royal Caravan?"
"Wait a second, are they eating chicken? Ladies, run!"
"I'm gonna go find someone to poop on."
"Sheep are usually better at following but I will do my best."
"Told ya it was important."
"Excellent climbing form, Bo! Be the wedge!"
"The angel said that the child would be the new king!"
"Ho! I am not a rat, I'm a pygmy jerboa."
"Everybody, everybody, listen up! There's this huge guy with 2 dogs coming after Mary, and of we don't do something now, then the baby's not gonna... [the baby coos] Oh. Looks like... Looks like you guys handled it. Sweet. [hops on Deborah's head] This seat taken?"
"You've been telling your story to every critter in Galilee. Now it's our turn to hear it...from the beginning."
"Keep talking."
"But, Rufus, if we had eaten him, he would never have led us here. [to Bo] We've been meaning to thank you. Now, be a good little donkey and run along. You've served your purpose."
"We have to try."
"[to Abby] Nice story, rat! Here's how it ends! [puts Abby in his mouth] The end."
"That's her scent. Now we just gotta figure out which way she went."
"Thaddeus, do you think I'm bad at being bad?"
"[growls] We should've eaten him the first time we met him."
"[sighs] We're bad dogs."
"Thaddeus, are we good dogs now?"
"I expected a left turn 2 deserts ago."
"Hide, quickly."
"Okay, that was sinister."
"In most cultures, a king is set apart from the plebeians with an ornamental headdress."
"[to Felix] You had it right as well. It is a birthday party. Literally. It's the day of his birth."
"King Herod is up to something, and we are gonna find out what."
"See, I told you."
"They wear hats."
"You know, I think people are gonna remember this night. What happened here around this manger will celebrated for thousands of years. Families will come together and exchange presents and sing carols all to remember the grace of this moment that we are witnessing right now."
"These wise guys are lost."
"That's it! I'm biting through their reins."
"Deborah, are you okay? How many hooves am I holding up?"
"They're coming for you, Your Majesty! Run for your life! Run like the wind!"
"[to Cyrus] After all that, it is a baby shower. You were right the whole time."
"[to Thaddeus and Rufus] LOOK WITH YOUR EYES!"
"There's a really realistic vision of a donkey who's talking to God and he won't stop eyeballing you!"
"What? What's wrong with my eyes?"
"I'm gonna chew him free."
"[with his tongue sticking out with splinters on it] I think I got a splinter in my tongue."
"[showcasing the manger] It's not much, but there's plenty of light."
"They're not usually like this. You caught us at a bad time."
"No sleep at all since that giant night light turned on."
"Step aside."
"Great. Now we'll never sleep."
"We haven't slept in 9 months."
"Sorry. So excited. [to Bo] Zach and Edith don't like the spotlight, but I think it's beautiful."
"It takes many tails to tell the greatest story ever."
"Steven Yeun as Bo"
"Gina Rodriguez as Mary"
"Zachary Levi as Joseph"
"Keegan-Michael Key as Dave"
"Kelly Clarkson as Leah"
"Patricia Heaton as Edith"
"Kristin Chenoweth as Abby"
"Tracy Morgan as Felix"
"Tyler Perry as Cyrus"
"Oprah Winfrey as Deborah"
"Aidy Bryant as Ruth"
"Anthony Anderson as Zach"
"Kris Kristofferson as Old Donkey"
"Christopher Plummer as King Herod"
"Ving Rhames as Thaddeus"
"Gabriel Iglesias as Rufus"
"Delilah as Elizabeth"
"Mariah Carey as Rebecca"
"It was all going fine until he chopped off all his fingers."
"Some things there's no moving on from. And I think that's a good thing."
"I do worry sometimes I might just be entertaining myself while staving off the inevitable."
"Dominic Kearney: Me, I pay no attention to wars. I'm agin' 'em. Wars and soap."
"Siobhan Súilleabháin: [in a letter] Dear Padraic, I am safely ensconced in the mainland and, Padraic, it's lovely here. There's a river running past my window as I write, and the people already seem less bitter and mental. I'm not sure why, but I think it's 'cause a lot of them are from Spain. Mostly, I wanted to say there's a spare bed here for you, Padraic. And with the war almost over, I think there'd be work for ya here. Because there's nothing for you on Inisherin. Nothing but more bleakness and grudges and loneliness and spite and the slow passing of time until death. And sure, you can do that anywhere. So come, Padraic. Leave there."
"Everything was fine yesterday."
"Can't spell friend without "end"."
"Colin Farrell - Pádraic Súilleabháin"
"Brendan Gleeson - Colm Doherty"
"Kerry Condon - Siobhán Súilleabháin"
"Barry Keoghan - Dominic Kearney"
"Gary Lydon - Garda Peadar Kearney"
"Pat Shortt - publican Jonjo Devine"
"Sheila Flitton - Mrs. McCormick"
"Bríd Ní Neachtain - postmistress Mrs. O'Riordan"
"w:Jon Kenny - Gerry"
"Aaron Monaghan - Declan"
"David Pearse - priest"
"Lasairfhíona Ní Chonaola - female singer"
"John Carty - older musician 1"