209 quotes found
"[to Fungus, He imaginary Friend] I really miss my friends. If I was here, I would’ve had seen all this. They’ve been there for me. And I know that. So fun, we have to think of a choice.: We turn into our friends or will be sitting on our butts. Remember the song? Anything can happen? That’s where I used to think. But you can’t be sitting on your butt the entire time. Our friends need us. I’m up in heaven. You going to think that you’re supposed to keep things alive? You just gotta trust me."
"Well, it’s so great to see you all again."
"[to Mickey, who has fallen down after attempting To bring Walt Disney to life with his Tread mark Steamboat Willie whistle] Oh, dear. Looks like It’s impossible for a guy to come back to life without a proof of pixie dust."
"[sung] You don't have to be a hero. / You just have to be there. / He doesn't need to know you're perfect. / He needs to know you care. / And when the race is over... / ... You've done all you can do. / Be a father, not a hero... / ... That's all he needs from you. / You don't have to be a winner / If you give it your best. / Believe in who you are / And then time can do the rest. / Your heart is his example: / Brave and strong and true. / You don't have to be a hero. / You just have to be you. / Trust in your son. / He's more than he seems. / Like you, he can run. / Like you he has dreams."
"[spoken, during the song "You Don't Have to Be a Hero"] Whatever happens, Walt, you'll always be his hero."
"[sung] Have faith in yourself, my love. / Have faith in him, too. / He will always have a hero. / He will always have a hero... / For he'll always have you."
"Oh, bother."
"Silly old me! [Chuckles]"
"Think Think Think. Oh, I know!"
"I may be small, but in a BIG way!"
"Oh, d-d-dear!"
"Wonderful!"
"Hoo Hoo Hoo!"
"Well if the League of Robots isn't real, how come I had a whole sticker-book of 'em when I was younger? Answer that with your precious logic!"
"[Standing on platform in space in front of the anomaly; quietly] Bender to Crew, I have reached the Gateway to another Universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion... [Loudly] Hey, Other Universe! Bite my shiny metal a— [Goes to stick rear end through anomaly into Other Universe but it explodes on contact, sending Bender and spaceship hurtling through space.]"
"I brought you a cabbage to snack on. Humans like cabbages, right?"
"Weren't you already pope of somethin'?"
"If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!"
"Bender knows love, and love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy! I love you meatbags!"
"This isn't heaven! It just looks exactly like it and makes us immortal! Which I find suspicious."
"Oh, don't mind him. I'll turn him off."
"Professor Farnsworth: Less invasions, more equations!"
"Destructor: Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing? MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"
"Hedonism Bot: It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper."
"Kif: Perhaps you should see the meaning of "Fonfon Ru"! It means one who doesn't sleep with my superior officer. That's the literal translation!"
"Linda: [in panic] They're coming! Those horrible, horrible things are coming! [calmly] Morbo?"
"Richard Nixon: Aroo! Those tentacles are coming to earth and there's no stopping it! King Kong's too old to save us this time!"
"Yivo: Hey, butt out. This is between me and everyone in existence."
"Zapp Brannigan: Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."
"Stephen Hawking: [after shooting lasers out of his eyes] I didn't know I could do that."
"Amy: Oh, Kif! This is just like a movie with this happening in it!"
"Hermes: (selecting a neck protector from the Professor's supply) I'll take two. My neck is huge."
"Bite my shiny metal hat!"
"Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?"
"Where are you? And me?"
"Stop making your point so ineffectively!"
"Leela's not just a chick, she's the chick I love. But don't tell her I called her a 'chick,' or she'll kill me."
"It's not all about money; although I would like much much more."
"[when trying to bend a brick wall] Granted, it's not on the list of approved bendables, but I'm... so... great!"
"[when dressed as a hooker as a distraction] Why hello boys [gets shot] Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire says [gets shot more]"
"[last full line of the four-movie sequence] Into the breach meatbags...or not. Whatever."
"Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell phone telephone?"
"Hehehe. Quit touching my junk, pervert!!!!!!"
"Hello Blue Bird, this is Mr. Fabulous, we are go for cheesing it!"
"[playing poker] Read ‘em and weep. And then tell me what they are."
"you can't open your mouth if your your tongue is out...try it...you can do it but you look like a dog...you laugh at yourself and your smiling because you know that you have been tricked"
"Bender here has identified the femdito commander as my ex-lover, Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at."
"Captaining 101: Go for the nose!"
"Same speed ahead!"
"My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down while my other parts were throbbing to Duran Duran."
"Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again."
"[seeing the Professor, Hermes and Fry dancing in the cage] Something is very wrong here. And yet, a bit right."
"My God, I must be the greatest public speaker ever. They're suckling at the teat of my every syllable-le."
"All good things must come to an end. Preferably in a humongous explosion."
"Joey Mousepad: Hey Don, ain't dat your wife, what wit ya had dat weddin' wit?"
"Hermes: OK, everybody take a shovel, and a sixth of the planet. We'll meet back here in 50 years, our bodies broken and our lives wasted."
"Clamps: The clamps! Or a clamp-like device."
"Leo Wong: [as Fry massages his feet] Ooh, that nice. Get between the toes, very dirty."
"Calculon: I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista ['Windows' 7 for network release] for everything...[begins malfunctioning] System Error!"
"Mom: Ugh, if only I had all the money in the world...oh wait a second, I do! [cackles madly]"
"Donbot: Now, I am suspicious."
"Donbot: You see this gun? [crumbles it] That's what I'm going to do to him if he wins."
"Zoidberg: Say, what's that violet-coloured dwarf-like star-thing we're drifting towards?"
"Zoidberg: Ah, I hate to see it come to an end. [as career chip is taken out] Yee! When will it end!?"
"Scruffy: Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside. [turns the page of his Play-Boy-Ar-Dee magazine] Mm-hmm."
"Amy: Oh no! A rooster! That indicates it’s the following morning!"
"Leela: Zoidberg, I’m very surprised at you slightly."
"Snoop Dogg: Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies."
"Richard Nixon's head: The one thing no-one suspects is that I really did stage the moon landing...on Venus! Aroo! [laughes evilly]"
"Little Bear (voiced by Kristin Fairlie) a grizzly bear cub"
"Mother Bear (voiced by Janet Laine-Green)"
"Owl (voiced by Amos Crawley) a Barn owl"
"Duck (voiced by Tracy Ryan)"
"Hen (voiced by Elizabeth Hanna)"
"Cat (voiced by Andrew Sabiston)"
"Father Bear (voiced by Dan Hennessey)"
"Moose (voiced by Ray Landry)"
"Cub (voiced by Kyle Fairlie) a brown bear cub"
"Trouble (voiced by Wayne Best) a mountain lion"
"Little Moose (voiced by Max Morrow) a moose calf"
"Mother Moose (voiced by Catherine Disher)"
"Poppy and Pete (voiced by Cole Caplan and Asa Perlman) two red foxes"
"Cub's Father (voiced by Maurice Dean Wint)"
"Cub's Mother (voiced by Alison Sealy Smith)"
"Wile E. Coyote: “Your honor, I contend that the Road Runner has ignored the intended lethality of this Acme merchandise, committing numerous violations of...”"
"Granny: (bangs her hammer on her desk) “In English!”"
"Wile E. Coyote: “He won’t let me catch him.”"
"Granny: “PROVE it!”"
"Wile E. Coyote: “Allow me to demonstrate.”"
"Road Runner: “Meep, meep!”"
"Foghorn Leghorn: “Objection, I say objection, your Honor!”"
"Granny: “Overruled!” (to Wile E. Coyote) “Continue, Mr. Coyote.”"
"Bugs Bunny: (surprised) “Regis Philbin?!”"
"Granny: (somewhat angrily) “I don’t want him on this island!”"
"Wile E. Coyote: (after getting blown up) Can we take a recess?"
"If the airport doesn’t open, it would be bad all the engines. Both steam engines and diesel engines need passengers and freight to be useful."
"The diesels ruined our sheds!"
"You have caused confusion and delay. The bridge isn’t painted, and we will not be able to open the airport. No holidaymakers will come to Sodor this year."
"Lady: We always finish our jobs when we work together."
"Annabelle: Young and adult Annabelle are both voiced by Kath Soucie"
"Billy Baker: Young Billy is voiced by Hari Oziol and adult Billy is voiced by Randy Travis"
"Grandpa Charles Baker: voiced by Jerry Van Dyke"
"Aunt Agnes: Voiced by Cloris Leachman"
"Gus Holder: Voiced by Jim Varney"
"Bucky and Buster Holder: Gus' two sons. Bucky is voiced by Charlie Cronin and Buster is voiced by James Lafferty."
"Emily, voiced by Aria Curzon as a child and by Beth Nielsen Chapman as an adult"
"Santa Claus, voiced by Kay E. Kuter"
"Star, voiced by Jennifer Darling"
"Scarlett, voiced by Rue McClanahan"
"Slim, voiced by Jerry Houser"
"Owliver, voiced by Steve Mackall"
"Brewster, voiced by Brian Cummings"
"Hens, voiced by Mary Kay Bergman and Tress MacNeille"
"Ears, Charles’ dog: Voiced by Jay Johnson"
"The town sheriff and The lawyer: Both voiced by Clancy Brown"
"Doc Taylor, voiced by Stu Rosen"
"Tress MacNeille, Alison Krauss, and Frank Welker provided additional voices."
"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum."
"[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!"
"[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots."
"[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!"
"Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein"
"Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard"
"Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator"
"Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear"
"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein"
"Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer"
"Tim Curry as Pecarry"
"Andy Dick as Regina/Rex"
"Chris Cox as Michael Jackson"
"Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell"
"Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein"
"Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding"
"Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor"
"Bruce Vilanch as Himslef"
"Conan O’Brien as Himself"
"David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus"
"Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand"
"Kevin Chamberlin"
"Howard Hoffman"
"Nick Jameson"
"Debi Mae West"
"April Winchell"
"There was a time between the waning age of enchantment and the dawning age of logic when dragons flew the skies, free and unencumbered. Look down there, Gorbash my friend. On the top of the earth below us, confusion and chaos reign. All mankind is facing an epic choice: a world of magic or a world of science. Which will it be?"
"The worlds of magic and logic must exist side by side, not destroy each other!"
"I belong everywhere! I am Carolinus, the Green Wizard! My domain is the green world: nature itself and all its inhabitants!"
"For as evil is a part of all things, evil is a part of magic."
"Good would be totally impotent, without the contrast of evil."
"The world, though it does not realize it, cannot live without magic! Man hears of the dragon's impenetrable skin and lo, he makes armor, battleships, tanks. A fairy flies, and furiously jealous, Man himself defies gravity with machines he will one day call airplanes. A magician looks into his crystal and sees and hears halfway around the world. "Ah", says Man, "if only it could be so", and centuries from now, he conjures up miracles but calls them radio and television. If Man is to surmount the insurmountable, there must always be magic to inspire him. The world needs magic. Magic cannot die."
"The eternal laws of enchantment expressly forbid the four magic brothers from warring on one another (sorry, Antiquity)."
"[to Peter] You are unique – a man with one foot in the realm of magic, and the other in the realm of science."
"The great dome of invisibility grows over our world to protect its sanctity for all time. And no one on the outside may enter its boundaries, save for the length of a dream or flash of an inspiration. But it will stay through the years, the centuries, and the ages, a part of man for all time. And whenever man needs magic, we will be here."
"My fool brother finally realizes the inevitable. Well, I'll go. It should be amusing. Bryagh! Bryagh, I say!"
"So what are you going to do? Sit around like a bunch of old nannies and let it happen?"
"While your powers die, mine will flourish! Man will never inherit my domain, for I am making man mine!"
"Yes, Bryagh. It's your turn now. You and your legions. Attack. Demolish! Devour! Burn! Grind them to dust! Go forth, and death be thy destination! Doom. Doom. A flight of dragons! I command it! The flight of dragons! Doom. Doom. Doom."
"[to Gorbash breathing fire] Turn yer head, you dummy!"
"[to Gorbash/Peter fighting the Ogre] No, lad, no! What're you doing?! Ah, no! You let 'im get a grip on you! Ah! Blazes! [to the Ogre] Hey! Hey you! Let that schoolboy go! [They fight; thunder crashes.] Ommadon's comin'! You think he's gonna help you?! [They fight on; both die]."
"[recounting his battle with Bryagh] Well, it seemed a shame to die for an egg, but I'd made the challenge. The laws of chivalry and all that, you know?"
"Cute little fellow! Awkward, and helpless. Named him Gorbash, in honor of the contest. For it was rather gory, and I did get a bit bashed about."
"Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain. Cut well, old friend, and then farewell."
"Bryagh: [about to drop Peter] May the rocks crush your skull!"
"Bryagh: PUNY SCUM OF CAROLINUS, PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Peter: The fiery breath has something to do with the dragon’s ability to fly! But what?"
"Giles of the Treetops: [in the soup pot] I'm part boiled to a fethiwell, but I'd sooner be cooked than crushed by that thing!"
"Man is faced with the ultimate question, of whether to have a world of magic or a world of science. Which will it be?"
"All mankind is facing an epic choice. A world of magic or a world of science. Which will it be?"
"The ultimate war between magic and science is about to begin."
"A wondrous tale of action and suspense, damsels and ogres, dungeons and dragons, questing knights and evil warlocks."
"Victor Buono as Aragh the wolf"
"James Gregory as the dragons Smrgol and Bryagh"
"James Earl Jones as Ommadon, the Red Wizard"
"Harry Morgan as Carolinus, the Green Wizard"
"John Ritter as Peter Dickinson"
"Larry Storch as the pawnbroker"
"Don Messick as Lo Tae Zhao, the Golden Wizard and Giles, the elf"
"Bob McFadden as the dragon Gorbash and as the knight Sir Orrin Neville-Smythe"
"Alexandra Stoddart as the Princess Milisande"
"Nellie Bellflower as Danielle the archer"
"Paul Frees in uncredited roles as Solarius, the Blue Wizard and as the voice of Antiquity"
"We have to be good to bugs. All bugs."
"Squirt: [to Spiderus] Nice bugs don't eat their friends!"
"Mr. Mantis: [regarding Miss Spider and Holley] Will you look at these lovebugs? Not a bug in Sunny Patch can tell me that these two don't belong together. I guess that's just nature's way."
"Betty Beetle: I didn't know a thing about having a baby spider either. I had to make it all up too. But it doesn't matter if it's baby spiders, beetles, bedbugs or grubs... everything they need, you have already got right there in your heart, Flora."
"Brooke Shields as Miss Spider."
"Scott Beaudin as Squirt."
"Rebecca Brenner as Shimmer."
"Mitchell Eisner as Dragon."
"Julie Lemieux as Bounce."
"Rick Moranis as Holley."
"Tony Jay as Spiderus."
"Mary-Frances Buffery as Little Miss Spider."
"Marc Donato as Wiggle."
"Aaryn Doyle as Pansy / Baby earwig / Snowdrop singing voice."
"Austin Di Iulio as Spinner."
"Patricia Gage as Betty Beetle."
"Emily Hampshire as Katie."
"Alexandra Lai as Snowdrop."
"Scott McCord as Stinky."
"Phil McCormick as Flint."
"Stephanie Morgenstern as Ladybug."
"Kristina Nicoll as Spindella."
"Peter Oldring as Gus."
"Ezra Perlman as Eddy."
"Cara Pifko as Eunice."
"Wayne Robson as Mr. Mantis."
"Alison Sealy-Smith as Mama Snake."
"Robert Smith as Pillbug."
"Robert Tinkler as Grub."