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"Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"Sorry about the disruption, folks, but I always do the last dance of the season. This year somebody told me not to. So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer. Somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them. Somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be. Miss Frances Houseman."
"[voiceover] That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me "Baby", and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellermans."
"[when she sneaks into the employees-only party] I carried a watermelon. [realizes what she just said] I carried a watermelon?"
"Oh, yes, as a matter of fact it is. We're supposed to do the show in two days, you won't show me the lifts, I'm not sure of the turns, I'm doing all this to save your ass, what I really want to do is drop you on it!"
"[to her father] I told you I was telling the truth, Daddy. I'm sorry I lied to you, but you lied too. You told me everyone was alike and deserved a fair break. But you meant everyone who was like you. You told me you wanted me to change the world, to make it better. But you meant by becoming a lawyer or a Doctor and marrying someone from Harvard. I'm not proud of myself, but I'm in this family too. You can't keep giving me the silent treatment. There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me, and I love you. I'm sorry I let you down; I'm so sorry, Daddy. But you let me down too."
"Have The Time Of Your Life"
"First dance. First love. The time of your life."
"Dancing to the beat of their hearts."
"Patrick Swayze - Johnny Castle"
"Jennifer Grey - Frances "Baby" Houseman"
"Jerry Orbach - Dr. Jake Houseman"
"Kelly Bishop - Marjorie "Marge" Houseman"
"Jane Brucker - Lisa Houseman"
"Cynthia Rhodes - Penny Johnson"
"Jack Weston - Max Kellerman"
"Max Cantor - Robbie Gould"
"Lonny Price - Neil Kellerman"
"Wayne Knight - Stan"
"This is Paris. And I'm an American who lives here. My name Jerry Mulligan. And I'm an ex-GI. In 1945, when the Army told me to find my own job, I stayed on and I'll tell you why. I'm a painter. All my life, that's all I've ever wanted to do. And for a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter. Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French."
"It's not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. I like Paris. It's a place where you don't run into old friends, although that's never been one of my problems."
"Let's just say I'm old enough to know what to do with my young feelings."
"Adventures Of An Ex-GI In The City Of Romance."
"Arts Students' Biggest Ball"
"Most Daring Ever Filmed."
"Screen's Most Spectacular Musical!"
"What a joy! It's M-G-M's Technicolor musical!"
"Gene Kelly - Jerry Mulligan"
"Leslie Caron - Lise Bouvier"
"Oscar Levant - Adam Cook"
"Georges Guétary - Henri Baurel"
"Nina Foch - Milo Roberts"
"[to Oodie] No. Down. Down dumb dog."
"Hey! Nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me!"
"Surf's up! Gravity, do your thang!"
"All right, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite but don't chew. And, rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck."
"Canines, felines and "vermines", it's showtime!"
"Bill Murray — Voice of Garfield"
"Breckin Meyer — Jon Arbuckle"
"Jennifer Love Hewitt — Liz Wilson"
"Stephen Tobolowsky — Happy Chapman / Walter J. Chapman"
"Evan Arnold — Wendell"
"Mark Lawrence — Christopher Mello"
"Eve Brent — Mrs. Baker"
"Leyna Nguyen — Abby Shields"
"Nick Cannon — Voice of Louis"
"Alan Cumming — Voice of Sir Roland (a.k.a. Persnikitty)"
"David Eigenberg — Voice of Nermal"
"Brad Garrett — Voice of Luca"
"Jimmy Kimmel — Voice of Spanky"
"Debra Messing — Voice of Arlene"
"Richard Kind — Voice of Dad Rat"
"Debra Jo Rupp — Voice of Mom Rat"
"Wyatt Smith Jordan Kaiser Alyson Stoner — Voices of Kid Rats"
"You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything."
"You know what? Derek and I like each other and if you have a problem with that, then screw you."
"We spend more time defending our relationship than actually having one."
"[to her dad] It's not that I hate you, it's just that I miss her."
"You can do it. Sara, you were born to do it."
"Ain't nobody watchin' you but me."
"Let's put some S-E-X in those H-I-Ps!"
"They call him Snooky because Fool was taken."
"Too many little boys thinkin' they are thugs."
"You can't help who you love, Derek, you're not supposed to."
"Julia Stiles - Sara Johnson"
"Sean Patrick Thomas - Derek Reynolds"
"Kerry Washington - Chenille Reynolds"
"Fredro Starr - Malakai"
"Terry Kinney - Roy Johnson"
"Bianca Lawson - Nikki"
"Vince Green - Snookie"
"Garland Whitt - Kenny"
"Elisabeth Oas - Diggy"
"Graduating from PA is no Academy Award, if you know what I mean. Look, it is better than real school. Like, its free and you don't get raped in the hallways; but, its still small change. I'm just killin' time here. Waitin' for my opportunity. Might be in a movie or a Broadway musical. But, it's comin'! I keep my eyes open. I read "Backstage", "Show Business" and "Variety". You see, I do the whole thing. Dancing's just the tip of this iceberg. A friend of my sister's, she tells fortunes and stuff. She says I'm doing my last dance on this dark little planet. So, its gotta be spectacular, you know. How bright our spirits go shooting out into space, depends on how much we contributed to the earthly brilliance of this world. And I mean to be a major contributor!"
"I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel."
"I HATE Ralph Garci! I must remember this feeling and use it in my acting!"
"I'm always worried maybe people aren't going to like me when I go to a party. Isn't that crazy? Do you ever get a kind of a sick feeling in the pit of your stomach when you dread things? Gee, I wouldn't want to miss a party for anything, but, every time I go to one, I keep feeling like the whole world's against me."
"Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it?"
"I's young, I's single, and I loves to mingle!"
"Shirley: It's just not fair. I didn't wanna come here, anyway. This school sucks. You done me a favour, shithead. You saved me four fuckin' years from this ass-lickin' school. You're lookin' at one happy lady. Who wants to go to a fuckin' school to learn to dance, anyway?"
"Mr. Farrell: There are 50,000 people walking around calling themselves actors and maybe 500 are making a living at it. Most of those do commercials to pay the rent. The rest wait tables, clean other people's apartments, living on welfare and hope. And don't think talent's enough to get you through. You've gotta have a strong technique, a good agent, and, most of all, a thick skin; because, now you're part of an underprivileged minority and you're going to suffer."
"Fame! I'm gonna live forever/ I'm gonna learn how to fly (high!)/ I feel it coming together/ People will see me and cry!"
"Remember. Remember. Remember my name."
"If they've really got what it takes, it's going to take everything they've got."
"Remember my name..."
"Study, drill and technique do not stifle the talent, they free it."
"Irene Cara - Coco Hernandez – Drama, Music and Dance"
"Lee Curreri - Bruno Martelli – Music"
"Laura Dean - Lisa Monroe – Dance"
"Antonia Franceschi - Hilary Van Doren – Dance"
"Paul McCrane - Montgomery MacNeil – Drama"
"Barry Miller - Ralph Garci/Raul Garcia – Drama"
"Gene Anthony Ray - Leroy Johnson – Dance"
"Maureen Teefy - Doris Finsecker – Drama"
"Albert Hague - Mr. Shorofsky – Music"
"Anne Meara - Mrs. Sherwood – English"
"Joanna Merlin - Ms. Berg – Dance"
"Jim Moody - Mr. Farrell – Drama"
"Debbie Allen - Lydia – Dance"
"Eddie Barth - Angelo Martelli, Bruno's father"
"Boyd Gaines - Michael"
"Tresa Hughes - Naomi Finsecker, Doris's mother"
"Steve Inwood - François Lafete"
"Richard Belzer - Catch a Rising Star M.C."
"Bill Britten - Mr. England"
"Isaac Mizrahi - Touchstone"
"Sal Piro - Rocky Horror M.C."
"Michael DeLorenzo - Principal dancer"
"Meg Tilly - Principal dancer"
"You're funny, girl. I like that. (David and Lia kiss)"
"(in alternative ending) We did it together as a team. And now, it's my turn. Whoever's in my way, they about to get served... again. (You Got Served 2 in theaters 2008.)"
"Well, if it isn't my dancing delivery boys."
"Save the money now. What, what?!"
"We had the chance but we were scared. We walked away. WE LIVED OUR LIVES IN FEAR!"
"Shall we dance?"
"We're telling a story. The rumba is the dance of love. Look at me like you're in love. [Fran follows this instruction perhaps a little too enthusiastically] That's it. Good."
"Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived."
"Barry Fife: [referring to Ken Railings] Let's not forget, Les, that a Pan Pacific Champion becomes a hero, a guiding light to all dancers, someone who'll set the right example."
"Barry Fife: If you can't dance a step, you can't teach it, and if you can't teach it - we might as well all pack up and go home. With young Liz available again, you've got a chance to get your status quo vadis back... so to speak."
"Paul Mercurio — Scott Hastings"
"Tara Morice — Fran"
"Bill Hunter — Barry Fife"
"Pat Thomson — Shirley Hastings"
"Gia Carides — Liz Holt"
"Peter Whitford — Les Kendall"
"Barry Otto — Doug Hastings"
"John Hannan — Ken Railings"
"Sonia Kruger — Tina Sparkle"
"Kris McQuade — Charm Leachman"
"Pip Mushin — Wayne Burns"
"Leonie Page — Vanessa Cronin"
"Antonio Vargas — Rico"
"Steve Grace — Luke"
"Lauren Hewett — Kylie Hastings"
"Kerry Shrimpton — Pam Short"
"[addresses the town council and reads from his notes in the Bible] "From the oldest of times, people danced for a number of reasons. They danced in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they danced to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate." And that is the dancing we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise His name in the dance"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? What did David do? [reads again] "David danced before the Lord with all his might... leaping and dancing before the Lord." Leaping and dancing. Ecclesiastes assures us... that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh... and a time to weep. A time to mourn... and there is a time to dance. And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It's the way it was in the beginning. It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now."
"[last line] Hey, hey. What's this I see? I thought this was a party! Let's dance!!"
"[first line] And he is testing us! Every, every day, our Lord is testing us. If he wasn't testing us, how would you account for the sorry state of our society? For the crimes that plague the big cities of this country? When he could sweep this pestilence from the face of the earth with one mighty gesture of his hand. If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation these days of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality? If our Lord wasn't testing us, why, he could take all these pornographic books and albums, and turn them into one big fiery cinder like that! But how would that make us stronger for him? One of these days, my Lord is gonna come to me and ask me for an explanation for the lives of each and every one of you. And what am I gonna tell him on that day? That I was busy? That I was tired? That I was bored?! No!! I can never let up! I welcome his test! I welcome this challenge from my Lord so that one day I can deliver all of you unto his hands, and when that day dawns, I don't wanna have to do any explaining! I don't want to be missing from your lives!"
"I'm standing up here before you today with a very troubled heart. You see, my friends, I've always insisted on taking responsibility for your lives. But, I'm really like a first-time parent who makes mistakes and tries to learn from them. And like that parent I find myself at that moment when I have to decide. Do I hold on, or do I trust you to yourselves? Let go and hope that you've understood at least some of my lessons. If we don't start trusting our children how will they ever become trustworthy? I'm told that the senior class at the high school has got use of the warehouse in Bayson for the purpose of putting on a senior dance. Please join me to pray to the Lord... to guide them in their endeavors."
"One kid. One town. One chance."
"All he wanted to do was dance."
"The music is on his side."
"He's a big-city kid in a small town. They said he'd never win. He knew he had to."
"Kevin Bacon - Ren McCormack"
"Lori Singer - Ariel Moore"
"John Lithgow - Reverend Shaw Moore"
"Dianne Wiest - Vi Moore"
"Christopher Penn - Willard Hewitt"
"Sarah Jessica Parker - Rusty"
"Frances Lee McCain - Ethel McCormack"
"Jim Youngs - Chuck Cranston"
"Would ya just watch the hair? Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair."
"(On the way into the 2001 Odyssey discothèque) Would you put your dick in a spic? Does it get bigger in a nigger?"
"You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them."
"Al Pacino! Attica! Attica! Attica!"
"There's ways of killing youself without killing yourself."
"You know what, Gus? I feel like breaking your broken legs!"
"Couldja dig it? I knew that ya could."
"Doreen: Can I wipe your forehead?"
"Bobby C.: My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers."
"Double J.: [to a girl he just got done having sex with] What did you say your name was?"
"Frank Manero Jr.: Tony, the only way you're gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you into. You let them do that and you're gonna be nothing but miserable."
"Where do you go when the record is over..."
"We want everyone to see John Travolta's performance... Because we want everyone to hear the #1 group in the country, the Bee Gees... Because we want everyone to catch "Saturday Night Fever"."
"John Travolta - Anthony "Tony" Manero"
"Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie Mangano"
"Barry Miller - Bobby C."
"Joseph Cali - Joey"
"Paul Pape - Double J."
"Donna Pescow - Annette"
"Bruce Ornstein - Gus"
"Val Bisoglio - Frank Manero, Sr."
"Julie Bovasso - Flo Manero"
"Martin Shakar - Frank Manero, Jr."
"Lisa Peluso - Linda Manero"
"Nina Hansen - Grandmother"
"Sam Coppola - Dan Fusco"
"Denny Dillon - Doreen"
"Bert Michaels - Pete"
"Fran Drescher - Connie"
"Monti Rock III - the DJ"
"Every second chance begins with a first step."
"Channing Tatum as Tyler Gage"
"Jenna Dewan as Nora Clark"
"Damaine Radcliff - Macquinn "Mac" Carter"
"De'Shawn Washington - Skinny Carter"
"Mario - Miles Darby"
"Drew Sidora - Lucille "Lucy" Avila"
"Rachel Griffiths - Director Gordan"
"Josh Henderson - Brett Dolan"
"Tim Lacatena as Andrew"
"Alyson Stoner - Camille Gage"
"Heavy D - Omar"
"Babbal Kumar - dark dancer"
"Deirdre Lovejoy - Katherine Clark"
"Jamie Scott - Colin"
"Adriana Gutierrez - main extra in auditorium"
"One day when I'm old, I want some lovely young girl to say to me, "Tell me, where in your long life, Mr. Caster, were you most happy?" And I shall say, 'Well, my dear, I never knew the exact place. It was somewhere on the Mediterranean. I was with Victoria Page." "What?" she will say. "Do you mean the famous dancer?" I will nod. "Yes, my dear, I do. Then she was quite young, comparatively unspoiled. We were, I remember, very much in love.""
"Don't forget, a great impression of simplicity can only be achieved by great agony of body and spirit."
"You cannot have it both ways. A dancer who relies upon the doubtful comforts of human love can never be a great dancer. Never."
"[to Julian] It is worth remembering, that it is much more disheartening to have to steal than to be stolen from, hmmm?"
"[to Vicky] Sorrow will pass, believe me. Life is so unimportant. And from now onwards, you will dance like nobody ever before."
"Miss Page is unable to dance tonight, nor indeed any other night."
"Between her art ... and her dreams ... was her heart."
"Dance she did, and dance she must - between her two loves."
"A Dancing, Singing, Swinging Love Tale"
"Moira Shearer - Vicky Page"
"Marius Goring - Julian Craster"
"Anton Walbrook - Boris Lermontov"
"Léonide Massine - Grischa Ljubov"
"Robert Helpmann - Ivan Boleslawsky"
"Albert Bassermann - Sergei Ratov"
"Ludmilla Tchérina - Irina Boronskaja"
"Esmond Knight - Livingstone 'Livy' Montagne"
"I felt it. Perfect. It was perfect."
"I had the craziest dream last night, about a girl who was turned into a swan -- but her prince falls for the wrong girl, and... she kills herself."
"[to Nina] That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around."
"[to Nina] Perfection is not just about control. It is also about letting go. Surprise yourself so you can surprise the audience. Transcendence. Very few have it in them."
"Natalie Portman – Nina Sayers"
"Mila Kunis – Lily"
"Vincent Cassel – Thomas Leroy"
"Barbara Hershey – Erica Sayers"
"Winona Ryder – Beth MacIntyre"
"Benjamin Millepied – David"
"Ksenia Solo – Veronica"
"Kristina Anapau – Galina"
"Janet Montgomery – Madeline"
"Sebastian Stan – Andrew"
"Toby Hemingway – Tom"
"If you side with the Nazis, Thomas, then we're at war."
"Isn't it best to know what you're getting into... before you agree to get involved in it?"
"How I envy the young. For them everything is so clear. Things seem to be either one way or another. It is only with a little age that you begin to see life as a series of compromises. But even in compromising one must draw a line."
"What's the matter with all of you? Can't you see what's happening? Are you afraid to look? We are murdering Austrians. Next it'll be the Czechs, and the Poles, not to mention the Gypsies, and the Jews- it's unmentionable! You think that just because you're not doing it yourself, you're not a part of it? Well, I'm sick and tired of doing my part!"
"In a world on the brink of war. You either march to one tune or dance to another."
"They fought for the freedom that bound them together."
"Robert Sean Leonard - Peter Müller"
"Christian Bale - Thomas Berger"
"Frank Whaley - Arvid"
"Barbara Hershey - Frau Müller"
"Tushka Bergen - Evey"
"David Tom - Willi Müller"
"Julia Stemberger - Frau Linge"
"Kenneth Branagh - SS-Sturmbandführer Knopp"
"Noah Wyle - Emil Lutz"
"Jessica Hynes - Helga"
"Martin Clunes - Bandführer"
"Jayce Bartok - Otto"
"[to Dr. Cliff Patel] This is what I believe to be true. This is what I learned in the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining."
"[to Dr. Cliff Patel about Tiffany] So she's a loyal, married to a dead-guy slut."
"Once you get in the right frame of mind, I think anything's possible. I think we get, we so often get caught in this state of negativity and it's a, it's a poison like nothing else."
"[voiceover] The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, that's guaranteed. And I can't begin to explain that or the craziness inside myself and everyone else, but guess what? Sunday is my favorite day again. I think of everything everyone did for me and I feel like—a very lucky guy."
"Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?"
"You might not have experienced the shit that I did — but you loved hearing about it, didn't you? You are afraid to be alive! You're afraid to live! You're a hypocrite! You're a conformist! You're a liar! I opened up to you and you judged me! You're an asshole! You're an asshole!"
"I do this! Time after time after time! I do all this shit for other people! And then I wake up and I'm empty! I have nothing!"
"Does anyone here happen to know what the Official Motto of the State of New York is on the Official Seal of the State of New York? Huh? Anybody? Do you? Do you know? … Excelsior! … Look it up. Yeah — Excelsior! Not that I give a fuck about football, or about your superstitions — but if it's me reading the signs, I don't send the Eagles guy whose personal motto is Excelsior to a fucking Giants game, especially when he's already in a legal situation."
"Bradley Cooper - Patrick "Pat Jr." Solitano"
"Jennifer Lawrence - Tiffany Maxwell"
"Robert De Niro - Patrizio "Pat Sr." Solitano"
"Jacki Weaver - Dolores Solitano."
"Chris Tucker - Danny McDaniels"
"Julia Stiles - Veronica"
"Anupam Kher - Dr. Cliff Patel"
"Brea Bee - Nikki Solitano"
"Shea Whigham - Jake Solitano"
"John Ortiz - Ronnie"
"Paul Herman - Randy"
"Dash Mihok - Officer Keogh"
"[addressing the town council] I wasn't here three years ago, when tragedy struck this town. And I know it's not my place to mourn the lives that were lost because I didn't know them. But it doesn't mean that I don't think about them every day. Like a lot of students at Bomont, I see those pictures every day at school. And each time I see their faces, I think of how precious life is and how quickly it can be taken from us. I know this firsthand... in my own way. And three years ago, nearly a dozen laws were introduced to this council in order to protect the children of Bomont. And most of these laws, I can see, as a parent, how they make sense to you. But my right to dance... when I want, where I want, and how I want is a right that you cannot take away! It is mine. See, we don't have that much time left. All us teenagers, pretty soon we're gonna be just like you. We're gonna have jobs, and bills, and families. And we're gonna have to worry about our own children, because that is the job of a parent. To worry. I get that. But outs, as teenagers, is to live! To play our music way too loud and to act like idiots! And to make mistakes. Aren't we told in Psalm 149: "Praise the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. And let them praise his name in the dance." Now if anybody else brought their bible, like I did, will you please turn it into the Book of Samuel, 6:14. "David... David danced before the Lord with all his might, leaping and dancing before the Lord." Celebrating his love of God and celebrating his love of life. With what? With dancing! That's all we're doing here. Ecclesiastes assures us, "There is a time for each purpose under heaven. There's a time to weep. There's a time to mourn. And there is a time to dance." And this is our time! There was once a time for that law, but not anymore. Thank you."
"Hey! I thought this was a party! Let's dance!"
"[after his bus catches fire] And I'm on fire."
"Kenny Wormald as Ren MacCormack"
"Julianne Hough as Ariel Moore"
"Dennis Quaid as Reverend Shaw Moore"
"Andie MacDowell as Vi Moore"
"Miles Teller as Willard Hewitt"
"Ser'Darius Blain as Woody"
"Ziah Colon as Rusty"
"Patrick John Flueger as Chuck Cranston"
"Ray McKinnon as Uncle Wes Warnicker"
"Kim Dickens as Aunt Lulu Warnicker"
"How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?"
"Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! [smiles] But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight..."
"[to The Kid] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!"
"Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!"
"WORK ALL DAY. WORK IT ALL NIGHT."
"THEY ALWAYS AIM TO TEASE"
"CHANNING TATUM is MIKE"
"LET MAGIC MIKE KEEP YOU WARM THIS WINTER"
"Channing Tatum - Michael "Magic Mike" Lane"
"Alex Pettyfer - Adam "The Kid""
"Cody Horn - Brooke"
"Matt Bomer - Ken"
"Olivia Munn - Joanna"
"Joe Manganiello - Big Dick Richie"
"Matthew McConaughey - Dallas"
"Adam Rodríguez - Tito"
"Kevin Nash - Tarzan"
"Gabriel Iglesias - Tobias"
"Mircea Monroe - Ken's wife"
"Riley Keough - Nora"
"Wendi McLendon-Covey - Tara"
"Betsy Brandt - Banker"
"Michael Roark - Ryan"
"Tim Diffee - One Nut Steve"
"Your flavour's hot."
"It was everything I always wanted. But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing."
"I want you to fire them. I want you to tell them why you're not using them."
"You need to call MC Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff."
"I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh."
"You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the B.Q.E.? Let me tell you something, if you make me miss my hookup with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbecue your Big Bird-looking, Men in Black-wannabe, Driving Miss Daisy ass!"
"Honey, you got skills. And that's gonna take you places."
"You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky."
"Well, there's only one world: the real world. And in that world, if a man takes a woman out on a Friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he trying to get some booty."
"Barber: Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game immediately."
"Mrs. Daniels: But hip hop can't take you the places where ballet can."
"Katrina: I don't owe anybody anything, especially not some Section 8, no rhythm-havin' club ho'. People pay me to dance. Be gone."
"Chaz: I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy. That's a million times better than something that makes you rich."
"Her dream. Her terms."
""Honey" doesn't have a shred of originality (except for the high-energy choreography), but there's something fundamentally reassuring about a movie that respects ancient formulas; it's like a landmark preservation program."
""Honey" has the shelf life of a dented milk carton. Pop culture movies in general age rapidly due to ever-changing slang and fashions (example: try saying "daddy-o" or "you go, girl!" without getting laughed at). "Honey's" characters talk about earning "big faces" (such as Ben Franklin's, on the $100 bill) and little kids having "flavor" (a.k.a. style) in a manner that already invokes suppressed giggles."
""Honey" might not even warrant a footnote, so fans will want to see it quickly, before it antiquates over the weekend."
"So riddled with limp clichés that it doesn't even qualify as a guilty pleasure."
"There's an entertainingly ludicrous movie lurking somewhere inside of the ludicrous, mediocre one this actually is."
"Jessica Alba — Honey Daniels"
"Mekhi Phifer — Chaz"
"Joy Bryant — Gina"
"Lil' Romeo — Benny"
"Lonette McKee — Mrs. Daniels"
"David Moscow — Michael Ellis"
"Zachary Isaiah Williams — Raymond"
"Missy Elliott — Herself"
"Laurieann Gibson — Katrina"
"Ginuwine — Himself"
"I mean, if this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?"
"Tomorrow, we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention!"
"Andie MacDowell - Nancy"
"Amber Heard - Zoe"
"Jada Pinkett Smith - Rome"
"Elizabeth Banks - Paris"
"Donald Glover - Andre"
"Michael Strahan - Augustus"
"Stephen "tWitch" Boss - Malik"
"Lindsey Moser - Smiling Cashier"
"Brandon Richardson - Scorpio"
"That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing."
"[about jazz] It's conflict and it's compromise, and it's just...it's new every time. It's brand new every night. It's very, very exciting! And it's dying. It's dying, Mia. It's dying on the vine. And the world says, "Let it die. It had its time." Well, not on my watch."
"[singing] City of stars, Are you shining just for me? City of stars, There's so much that I can't see. Who knows, Is this the start of something wonderful and new? Or one more dream That I cannot make true?"
"I think you should call it Seb's because no one will come to a place called Chicken on a Stick."
"[singing] She told me a bit of madness is key To give us new colors to see. Who knows where it will lead us? And that's why they need us. So bring on the rebels, The ripples from pebbles, The painters and poets and plays.And here's to the fools Who dream, Crazy as they may seem. Here's to the hearts that break, Here's to the mess We make."
"Keith: How are you gonna be a revolutionary if you're such a traditionalist? You hold onto the past, but jazz is about the future."
"Ryan Gosling - Sebastian Wilder"
"Emma Stone - Mia Dolan"
"John Legend - Keith"
"Rosemarie DeWitt - Laura Wilder"
"J. K. Simmons - Bill"
"Finn Wittrock - Greg Earnest"
"Tom Everett Scott - David"
"Meagen Fay - Mia's Mom"
"Damon Gupton - Harry"
"Jason Fuchs - Carlo"
"Jessica Rothe - Alexis"
"Sonoya Mizuno - Caitlin"
"Callie Hernandez - Tracy"
"Josh Pence - Josh"
"Len Carlson as Bert Raccoon"
"Michael Magee as Cyril Sneer / Snag"
"Carl Banas as Schaeffer"
"Sharon Lewis as Broo"
"Tammy Bourne as Julie"
"Hadley Kay as Tommy"
"Kevin Gillis as Dan the Forest Ranger (uncredited)"
"[singing] Dear blender/Now, won't you help a first offender?/Oh, toaster/Don't you put the burn on me/Refrigerator/Why are we always sooner or later/Bitchin' in the kitchen or cryin' in the bedroom all night?"
"[To Farley] I'm as sane as you are! Saner!"
"[singing] We lost our home/Our family/You lost compassion, now you're losin' me..."
"Hi, Brad, I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am."
"[singing] If that's not enough, then I'm/So sorry I met you, it was almost like leading you on/But there's more to it all/Than just ringing your heart out over something/That keeps on going wrong/So don't tell me you love me/How am I supposed to know what that means?/No, don't sell emotion/You can't buy devotion if you're falling apart at the seams..."
"[singing] I need some young blood, I need some young blood. I need it now!"
"[singing] Well...! First you go rip, rip, rip/Then you go snip, snip, snip/Then you whip in a zip, zip, zip/And split it up to the hip, hip, hip/And as you strip, strip, strip/You quiver and shiver for that soft caress/As you slip, slip, slip/Into that little black dress."
"Do you have any friends? ... You won't have soon."
"Oh, no, just a routine checkup."
"[singing] I'm gonna shoot for the moon/I'm gonna play high noon/I'm gonna take on the entire human race/You're not looking at a king/You're looking at an ace!"
"Time's tight, Janet. Do it right, Janet. Until tomorrow night, Janet?"
"[singing] You lost your baby when you lost your balls/You lost your mind when you lost your grip, so say bye-bye!"
"[singing] Well, the best thing you could ever do is die!"
"Now, you see the way we got rid of that dirty little dish is the same way we're going to put the rest of our house in order! Including... the upstairs!"
"Alimony is just another word for rape."
"Oh, Ralph? ... Shove it!"
"Coffee, Kirk. I'm dying for it."
"Look at that, Bert Schnik's dancing! Bert can see!"
"Macy Struthers with my husband. God, I must have been blind! Still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde."
"Oh my God, character actors!"
"[to Macy Struthers] Who loves YOU, baby?"
"I detect a note of reticence. Are you perhaps one of those amongst us who feel that emotive forms of presentations are overly manipulative?"
"Oh, I adore Coleridge Taylor. As a matter of fact... "It is an ancient Mariner, and he stoppeth one of three. By thy long gray beard and glittering eye, now wherefore stop'st thou me?""
"[singing] This could be the start of a whole new career here."
"And here she is! Denton's own, America's pride, Janet, the sensation of the planet."
"Ladies and gentlemen... the president."
"I wouldn't mind doing Janet one or two favors."
"No! I don't know what Janet's next move will be...but you can be sure of one thing...it all starts here!"
"Yeah! Well, I just got word Farley's expecting her any minute. You Guys!! Get yer asses in front of those cameras, warm up that crowd and earn yourselves a reputation. Okay? Move!!!"
"Well, Janet's absolutely speechless, Ladies and Gentlemen. But that's all right. Because we don't need her to talk...But here's someone we do want to hear from...a firm favorite of yours and mine. You've revelled in his recipes. You've marvelled at his marriage guidance. Yes, the all-knowing, and now all-seeing... Bert Schnick!!"
"We'll edit the tapes. This will never see airplay."
"I better get going. Tomorrow's the big one, and, well, Farley expects!"
"I'll leave you young things to it."
"The quacks are willing tools?"
"Well, Betty, there are many ways that the spider may catch the fly... Monetary inducements... Seduction... Prejudice... And lies!"
"Isn't that Brad and Janet Majors sitting down front? What an ideal couple... More than anyone else in Denton, they represent the old values... Ike would have been proud of them."
"Oh, I never watch that..."
"Yes. Macabre, isn't it. The blind leading the blind."
"Betty, it's imperative we get Janet out of Flavors' fast fingers and Brad out of that hell-hole before they both disappear forever. If only I could place that name -- McKinley?"
"Faith, Betty. But make sure it's your own."
"But the false promise of a new dawn usually leads to a most bloody sunset."
"Hey, folks, it's Ricky from the Rest Home!"
"Brad will learn how to care in the surgical chair!"
"[singing] Ever since I was the eine kleine herren/It was the Cordon Bleu for which I am most carin'/And the one taste treat so sweet, it really can't be beat/Is what we have, ja, how you are, caviar, that little black mess!"
"Hoopla Denton!"
"The subject is committed. As are we all."
"They should be sent to the Danube at dawn."
"Everyone loves the girl next door, particularly Farley."
"[singing] Every since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been my greatest joy. But when it's time to be discreet, there's one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless, backless classical little black dress."
"[singing] Romance is not a children's game."
"[singing] I'm not a locum with motive to suture myself. I've been a cynic for too many years. Playing doctor and nurse, it can be good for your health. I've seen clinics with those gimmicks in Tangiers."
"[singing] You need a bit of... ooh, shock treatment/Get you jumpin' like a real live wire/Need a bit of... ooh, shock treatment/So look out, mister, don't you blow your last resistor for a vista that'll mystify ya!"
"Does he do that often? ... Good! Well there's still hope. Lots of hope."
"HE!!?? How dare this person take advantage of my weakness."
"With Fast Food Farley at the helm it'll be TV dinners from now on."
"There are countless people in this world, Janet, who believe they're happy."
"Brad has deep feelings of hostility towards you. ... It's classical. Almost a textbook case..."
"You are the most desirable creature that ever walked."
"In the old series, we never had a convertible."
"[singing] I feel the heat from your skin and the stubble on your chin, you're no good"
"[singing] But if you open your heart to a smooth operator, he'll take you for all that you've got. He'll hand you a curse that'll be with you later. It'll shake you the way he takes off... like a shot."
"I don't think he intends to go *that* far."
"This could be worse than the old series."
"Bert! So nice to see you up and about. Care to join me in an on-set snack?"
"We understand you've been going through a rather trying time."
"Our speciality!"
"Dear old Bert's settled everything."
"Coming from a gourmet, that's praise indeed. But, secrets!"
"I just love home movies, don't you?"
"The question is, does Brad want to see you? Quite frankly, he hates you."
"We only want what's best for him. As parents, you must understand."
"We used them. All of them."
"This is Janet. She's a phenomenon."
"Brad's an emotional cripple, remember? But even he wouldn't want to see you like this."
"[pouring pills down Brad's throat] Amateurs!"
"Like a virgin with an urgin' in a surgery, I'll be swinging, I'll be bringing out the nurse in me."
"She let us down. She let us all down!"
"It's all right, Brad dear... Have another sedative. We'll miss you on the show tonight."
"Shut up, Emily, and listen to a success story."
"[singing] Faggots are maggots, thank God I'm a man."
"I never had the time to have a nervous breakdown."
"[singing] You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science. Your condition is critically grave, but don't expect mercy from such an alliance. Suspicion of tradition's so new wave."
"Sign the contract tomorrow... That way, you get the first day free."
"[singing] Legs like mine were meant for dancin'. Oh, look what I did to my Id!"
"[singing] You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces, and tolerance for, the ethnic races, in Denton."
"I can't stand it! Everything good always happens to other people!"
"I tell you, Janet, that guy's as close as we'll come to a successful man in this town."
"You keep up that high standard of interview and I'll have to include you in Farley's documentary. You were so... probing!"
"And Fast Food Giant Farley Flavors has given Miss Mental Health what can only be described as an official kiss of approval and the crowd are loving it as they follow her down the Dentonvale trail."
"And how does 'local girl' Janet Majors fit into the scheme of things?"
"An' so if you're a follower of exotic trends in fashion you'll find plenty to keep you going here tonight...and, naturally, feeling the excitement and not wishing to stick out like a sore thumb, I had to get an outfit of my own together...and this is it..."
"[singing] I spent a lifetime on deposit, and that's a long time in the closet. And when you say to me 'How was it?' it was hard taking that heart-breaking godforsaken route. But now I'm b-b-breaking out!"
"Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his food was fast. But he was still not satisfied. He wanted to share his fast philosophy with someone else, a beautiful girl. Trouble was, she was in the arms of... another man."
"The sun never sets on those who ride into it."
"First and foremost, Farley Flavors' fabulous fast foods feed and fortify families for a fabulous future."
"Trust Me, I'm A Doctor."
"The Home of Happiness"
"This town doesn't just love television... they LIVE it!"
"One From The Vault!"
"It's Not A Sequel... It's Not A Prequel... It's An Equal"
"From The Creators Of The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"Jessica Harper - Janet Majors (née Weiss)"
"Cliff De Young - Brad Majors / Farley Flavors"
"Richard O'Brien - Dr. Cosmo McKinley (Mac)"
"Patricia Quinn - Dr. Nation McKinley"
"Charles Gray - Judge Oliver Wright"
"Nell Campbell - Nurse Ansalong"
"Barry Humphries - Bert Schnick"
"Ruby Wax - Betty Hapschatt"
"Jeremy Newson - Ralph Hapschatt"
"Wendy Raebeck - Macy Struthers"
"Rik Mayall - 'Rest Home' Ricky"
"Darlene Johnson - Emily Weiss"
"Manning Redwood - Harry Weiss"
"Betsy Brantley - Neely Pritt"
"Chris Malcoml - Officer Vance Parker"
"Gary Shail - Oscar Drill"
"I'm going to put on a show at this famous theater."
"Yeah. For the right amount of dollars, I think you can have as vibrant as a time as you like."
"You're so good at this. You cannot say that we've created so far isn't special. So I'm not going to just let us give up on it."
"I just wanted to escape my life. But then, you came along, and gave me this unexpected, magical moment, that made me remember who I really was."
"People are numb, disconnected. We're going to wake them up with a wave of passion they've never felt before."
"Without further ado, I give you the visionary artist, Magic Mike."
"You're not shutting me down. Not this time!"
"I want every woman that walks into this theater to feel that a woman can have whatever she wants, whenever she wants."
"Salma Hayek - Maxandra Mendoza"
"Ayub Khan Din - Victor"
"Jemelia George - Zadie"
"Juliette Motamed - Hannah"
"Vicki Pepperdine - Edna Eaglebauer"
"Gavin Spokes - Matthew"
"Alan Cox - Roger"
"Caitlin Gerard - Kim"
"Christopher Bencomo - Kim's Husband"
"Come on, Ang! Dance with me, mama!"
"Yeah! Whale Wash!"