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"[first lines; narrating] Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different, like you had something unique to offer the world if you could just get people to see it? Then you know exactly how it felt... to be me."
"[narrating] I wanted to run away that day...but you can't run away from your own feet."
"From that moment on, I was determined to invent something great."
"[narrating] My dream was to help my hometown, a tiny island hidden under the "A" in "Atlantic", called Swallow Falls. We were famous for sardines until the day the Baby Brent Sardine Cannery closed for good right after everyone in the world realized that sardines are super gross. Soon, all of us were stuck eating the sardines that no one else wanted. Poached, fried, boiled, dried, candied, and juiced. Life became gray and flavorless. But when all seemed lost, I stared at defeat and found hope. My name is Flint Lockwood. And I was about to invent a machine that turns water into food."
"Everyone is going to love this."
"[narrating] It had been almost 10 years since Mom died. And Dad still didn't understand me like she did."
"[running up to the power station] This is a great idea."
"[seeing everyone crossly chewing him out while trapped in the giant fish bowl after destroying Sardine Land; defeated] Ay, Papi."
"[demonstrating to Sam Sparks about how the FLDSMDFR works] Water goes in the top, and food comes out the bottom."
"[Sam: Jell-O's my favorite!] You never made a request, so... I made one for you."
"[while playing a Jell-O piano] Everything's made of Jell-O! This piano, those sconces, that ghetto blaster, that Jell-O, that aquarium, that Venus de Milo with your face on it next to a Michelangelo's David that also has your face."
"[to Tim, about wanting to turn off his invention; coldly] It's making everybody happy! Everybody except you. When are you going to accept that this is who I am instead of trying to get me to work in some boring tackle shop?"
"[seeing big hot dogs all around] These are big hot dogs."
"[explaining to Mayor Shelbourne about the food being over-mutated] This is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell last week. And this is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell today. The machine uses microwave radiation to mutate the genetic recipe of the food. The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in, the more radiation it emits, the more these food molecules could over-mutate. I think that's why the food is getting bigger."
"[seeing a spaghetti tornado] Mamma mia."
"For the first time in my life, everybody loves something that I've done."
"I've gotta stop the machine! Everyone's in danger because of me!"
"I tried to help everybody, but instead I ruined everything. I'm just a piece of junk. So I threw myself away...Along with all these dumb inventions. [holds up his Spray-On-Shoes spray can to Tim] This is junk. [then holds up his Hair Un-Balder] This is junk. [points to himself] This is junk."
"Mom was wrong about me. I'm not an inventor. I should've just quit when you said."
"[as Tim holds up his lab coat he lost from the spaghetti tornado] My coat."
"Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!"
"When it rains, you put on a coat...of Spray-On Shoes!"
"What is the number one problem facing our community today? Untied shoelaces. Which is why I've invented a lace-less alternative foot covering. Spray-On-Shoes!"
"I don't understand fishing metaphors!"
"Everyone just thinks I'm a weirdo."
"A professional-grade lab coat. Just like the real guys wear! [tries it on] It fits perfect!"
"Can you believe it, Manny? Temporary professional meteorologist. Whoo!"
"[looks closely at Flint's shoes] What is going on with your feet? (Flint: Spray-On-Shoes. They don't come off.)"
"Thanks, Patrick. Okay, everyone, you're not going to believe this one, but I'm standing in the middle of a burger rain. You may have seen a meteor shower, but you have never seen a shower "meatier" than this. For a town stuck eating sardines, this is totally manna from heaven."
"[surprised while entering Flint's lab] Wow, you seriously spend a lot of time alone."
"Well, those cheeseburgers were only the beginning, because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls. My forecast? Sunny side up."
"Now that's what I call, poultry in motion."
"Leftovers? Not a problem with Flint Lockwood's latest invention, the Outtasighter, so named because it catapults uneaten food out of sight, and therefore, out of mind."
"Flint, this is amazing! And designing the ice cream to accumulate into scoops? I don't know how you're gonna top this!"
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for Flint Lockwood's latest tasty town-wide treat, with flurries of frozen fun on what the mayor declared to be an ice cream snow day. He'd also like to invite everyone in the world to catch a cruise liner, and come on down this Saturday for the grand opening of Chew and Swallow, a town that is truly à la mode. With today's scoop for the Weather News Network, I'm Sam Sparks!"
"We are about to be in the epicenter of a perfect food storm. It's going to spread across the globe. I've calculated the Coriolis acceleration of the storm system. First, it'll hit New York, then Paris, then the Jiayuguan Pass in eastern China. And in four hours, the entire northern hemisphere will be one big potluck."
"[upon seeing the meateroid] Water goes in the top, a food hurricane comes out the bottom."
"Where's Flint? [looks outside as the meateroid explodes; despaired, thinking Flint died] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Your son was a great man."
"Hello, Sam Sparks. I’m America!"
"You're under arrest, Flint Lockwood! Thank goodness you only caused minimal damage to Sardine Land."
"Hey! This mess we're in is all our fault. Me, I didn't even protect my own son. Look, I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, when he gets out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know Flint Lockwood made the food, but it was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill."
"My chest hairs are tingling. Something's wrong."
"[repeated line] Uh-oh!"
"What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame."
"[running while carrying a pair of gold plated ceremonial scissors] I really shouldn't be running with these!"
"[dismayed as Flint and Tim enter The Roofless restaurant] What?! You're letting that guy in?! That guy's a nerd!"
"Glad I'm wearing a diaper."
"[running out of the crowd as they boo at him; whining] Who am I?!"
"I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I'm Chicken Brent, and I'm finally contributing to society!"
"This just in: Our humiliated weather intern is apparently back for more."
"Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen one of those since 1995."
"- Flint Lockwood"
"- Sam Sparks"
"- Tim Lockwood"
"- "Baby" Brent McHale"
"- Mayor Shelbourne"
"- Officer Earl Devereaux"
"- Calvin "Cal" Deveraux"
"- Patrick Patrickson"
"- Fran Lockwood"
"- Joe Towne"
"- Regina Devereaux"
"My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero. It was like Chester V was speaking directly to me using the language of science. Just like Chester V, my dream was to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, a lot of people didn't believe in me. But I never gave up. I did not realize mistake until… too late! I’ve accidentally created Hair Eater! And eventually, I invented this: A machine that could turn water into food! Because of my invention's food weather, I finally made the world a better place. Or so I thought. When the weather evolved into a disaster of epic portions, and the machine started creating dangerous living food, I had to face the truth: It was time to put an end to my FLDSMDFR. By destroying my greatest invention, I made something even better… Friends!"
"The Celebrationator! A party in a box for any occasion."
"Mom gave me this lab coat because, she always dreamed I do great things."
"The FLDSMDFR survived the explosion, and it's still operating!"
"When we land at Swallow Falls, our first objective is to get to my lab. I can use my old computer to pinpoint the FLDSMDFR's location. Once we find it, we can shut it down with the utterly irreplaceable BS-USB. (Brent: What if you don't find it?) I have to. It's my machine. If the world gets destroyed by these, it's my fault. [holds up a drawing of a cheespider] I can't let that happen."
"[upon seeing the food animals] Wow, I can't believe the FLDSMDFR created all of this."
"There's a leek in the boat! [camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]"
"My computer's dead! (Chester V: The fate of the world is depending on us! Think, Lockwood.)"
"[to Chester] They're my wedgie-proof underpants. I, uh… I invented them when I was 6. (Chester V: I had no idea we were so alike. Except I invited mine… when I was 3!)"
"Sam was right. This is a mistake."
"[after Chester V reveals his true colors] You… lied to me. (Chester V: Of course I lied to you. I knew you would eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.) But… But you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to BE you! (Chester V: Oh, Lockwood, I was just using you to get your invention.)"
"Everything I touch just gets ruined."
"[giving his speech to all the foodimals with Berry translating] Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is… I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables and meat! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!"
"Dad, let's go fishing."
"[to Chester V after revealing his plan] I never should have believed in you! (Chester V: Yes, that was quite foolish.)"
"Flint, everyone gets humiliated on national television. It's not that big of a deal."
"For what it's worth, the people who really care about you think you look great in your lab coat."
"That is the biggest strawberry I've ever seen in my life!"
"[to Flint and Chester] You guys have been wearing the same underwear since you were kids?"
"Watermelophants! [Flint screams]"
"[translating the Chinese proverb in English to Flint] "A bully turned friend will be friend to the end.""
"[taming the Cheespider] It's okay, guys. See? She's not mean. She's just a little beefy."
"Oh, crap balls."
"It's over, Chester."
"Come on, Bring it on in, Barb!"
"[as a leek hits on him in the head] There's a leek in my boat!"
"CELEBRATE!"
"[being chucked into a teleporter] AFRAID!"
"[spasming after the food animals chuck him back out of said teleporter] BANANA! BANANA! [attacks Flint]"
"[non-deleted scene version] AAAAAAHH!!"
"[repeating line] Tacodile Supreme!"
"My old van."
"[after Flint smacks a bowl of his stew out of Brent's hands; hurt] He rejected my stew. No one has ever rejected my stew."
"[as a tear rolls down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry."
"Coffee?! I'm not a barista! [rips his uniform into his police uniform] I'm a police-sta! [growing his beard and puts on his cap] Let's ride!"
"[to Flint] Wait your turn, fancy pants! [happier] Flint Lockwood and Sam Sparks! [hugs them] And Steve, too! [kisses him]"
"Look. There's my angel son Cal's old preschool."
"Sam, don't do it! It's foodicide!"
"[repeating line] Can your ideas change the world?"
"Greetings, friends. And namasté."
"The United Nations has asked me and my Thinkquanauts to assist in the cleanup and containment of the leftovers all over the world. Including your Swallow Falls."
"Our newest Live Corp think is... Flint... [Flint: YEAH!] ...ly McCallahan! [Flint: No!]"
"We can't let these "friends" tell the world anything."
"[telling Flint to remember the ancient Chinese proverb in English] "Stew offered by a bully is poisoned broth.""
"We don't have more time. If we don't get the FLDSMDFR in the next 48 hours, we'll miss our deadline to release Food Bar 8.0! I'll be a laughing stock!"
"I learned that your FLDSMDFR food was far more delicious than "food" food. So using your foodimals as ingredients would make my products super delicious! I had to have your invention, unfortunately I couldn't find it. Until, you helped me."
"This is why I work alone. MONKEY! You are dismissed."
"I'm not alone. I've got holograms!"
"[calling out to Barb to rescue him] Save me, monkey!"
"[last words] My holograms! Save me! [his holograms form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] You see, Flint? With my holograms… [as soon as his holograms touch him, however, they disappear] Oh, fudge. [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit] I saved myself! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Cheespider grabs him with her cheese tongue and eats him... alive, killing him]"
"[to Steve] Monkey…"
"I'M AN APE!!!"
"Something big was leftover."
"Fast food."
"Move your buns!"
"Dill with it."
"Back for seconds."
"Andy Samberg - "Chicken" Brent McHale"
"Neil Patrick Harris - Steve"
"- Earl Devereaux"
"- Chester V"
"- Barry and the Dill Pickles"
"- Cal Devereaux"
"Melissa Sturm - Sentinel Louise and Live Corp Scientist"
"Craig Kellman - Flintly McCallahan and Idea Pants Guy"
"Kris Pearn - Shrimpanzees"