BioWare

"Four thousand years before the rise of the Galactic Empire, the Republic verges on collapse. DARTH MALAK, last surviving apprentice of the Dark Lord Revan, has unleashed an invincible Sith armada upon an unsuspecting galaxy. Crushing all resistance, Malak's war of conquest has left the Jedi Order scattered and vulnerable as countless Knights fall in battle, and many more swear allegiance to the new Sith Master. In the skies above the Outer Rim world of Taris, a Jedi battle fleet engages the forces of Darth Malak in a desperate effort to halt the Sith's galactic domination...."

"Jedi = Good to go/T7 = All terrain vehicle."

"You know what I learned during my first council meeting? I can sleep standing up."

"If they were to mash Hoth and Tatooine into one planet...would it be a decent planet with nice weather?"

"Have you seen what those Sith are wearing? It's like every fashion designer in the galaxy joined the dark side."

"Someday, let's retire from this Jedi business. Spend the rest of our lifes having fun."

"And stay down!."

"Eat lightsaber, jerk!."

"Looks like I'm gonna break your record boss...."

"Thanks for the assist."

"Dear Czerka, please stop finding ancient horrible things. Love Kira."

"We’re outnumbered, under-powered and one step behind the enemy. Just once, I’d like to try it the other way."

"You know what they say about all work and no play. We could use a hobby or something…"

"Always up to our necks in bad guys… finding new ones to beat up. Fun - but not relaxing."

"Did I tell you about my Jedi friend?"

"Time for these nuts to meet a nutcracker."

"Wow, there is incompetent... And then there are you guys"

"I have disturbed the fabled Jedi calm...it is time for us to leave"

"Devour fear, or be devoured."

"Do I get a grant for this?"

"Ha! Holiday, were you watching?"

"(to Risha) "Somebody hates you? But you're sooo... Likeable.""

"I want to be called... *she waves her hands looking up as if saying something magificent* cracker jack. That sounded a lot better in my head..."

"Is.. Is guilt a Force Power? Why does talking to a Jedi always remind me of talking to my mother?"

"Now you're dumb, ugly and dead!"

"How come we never visit any NICE planets?"

"What? You done with me?"

"I heal you with Jedi powers!"

"Player confronts a pirate over a stolen piece of an Imperial code machine*"

"(after repeatedly clicking on him) "Do not worry, master! My armor is impenetrable to your touch, no matter how repetitive!""

"Sir, I must inform you that with the energy boosts, my armor and shielding will be impenetrable with your weaponry. But worry not, I'm sure a soldier of your caliber can find a solution. Good luck, sir! *starts firing missiles and lasers*"

"(to the player) "Um, sorry to interrupt. You--you're not really going to slaughter us, are you?""

"Don't get any twisted ideas in that Sithy head of yours!"

"Alright! Back to Sith business. Grr."

"(with low health) "The Galaxy is about to be down one cute Twi'lek...""

"Towers ought to be towering. I approve."

"Hey, captain oblivious. Boo!"

"How's it going, my lord?"

"I didn't lose you."

"More nerfs to the slaughter!"

"I think I got to know him real well... or maybe I killed him. Or both. I don't remember."

"Less talk, more blood."

"I don't care [...] I still don't bloody well care."

"Murder and mayhem await."

"Just show me where the fun is."

"Lady, consider yourself a former member of the living."

"With a great power comes a lot of nagging, apparently"

"You think that's bad? You should see my other personality."

"I have an excellent sabacc face. That was a joke, I hate sabacc."

"That looked like it hurt."

"Are we dead yet-Oh goodness we won."

"If at first you don't succeed, reload."

"I negotiated with his face."

"We never go anywhere fun!"

"You know I could get used to this. Peace, quiet, total lack of Gault..."

"Thank you. I'll be signing autographs after the smoke clears."

"You win some, you lose some. You just... lost some."

"If I sell you out, it's going to be to that guy."

"If you want me to steal your starship, remain unconscious."

"Don't listen to him- he's just making sure you shoot me first if things go south."

"Ah, must be great, having faith in people. All this emotion is making me thirsty. Let's go find a place with shiny lights and an open bar."

"Let's go rob a nice, climate-controlled bank."

"Nee, sta ka meuh!"

"La kuo touw yoko jerou ta."

"Puta hasa."

"Wama ootu jaku rutupawa, du bamba wula."

"Didn't even get a decent scream outta him!"

"Aw dont tell me you're gonna cry."

"Last wedding I was at? Black dress, heels, groom looked fantastic but I looked better... Slipped on that ring and ran."

"(while being tortured) "Is that all you've got? I've done worse to family.""

"I have never actually rescued anyone. I shall observe this."

"I require better targets."

"SCORPIO Sanctions Activated!"

"Always a pleasure, master. I hope you're having an excellent day and feel no desire to deactivate me."

"Hail to the Emperor! But more importantly, hail to you master!"

"I've just finished cleaning the fuel injectors to the sublight drive. You should notice a .00008% power increase."

"I don't want to go to your stupid cave."

"You're already dead, just lie down!"

"You seem bored. Or is it me? Maybe it's both of us."

"When you get blown up, come back and tell me about it! EVERYONE ELSE HAS!"

"My wife told you that, didn't she? Don't listen to her, she's been dead for twelve years!"

"Yeah, I met him. He's a few freighters short of a convoy, if you know what I mean."

"Tell me about it. Every time I talk to him he thinks I'm his dead uncle that got sucked into a black hole."

"I dont know a "Paul"... I'm BONECRUSHER!"

"Rarsk will cut out your heart and feed it to a tiny rodent."

"Grathan's trouble, big trouble, you see. Mad scientist type: Likes weapons, cyborgs, droids, ergonomic chairs..."

"I used to be respected, you know. My word carried weight. Then, one tiny mistake and suddenly no one trusts me. My troops were acting strangely, plotting something. Obviously they were traitors. All the warning signs were there. The smart move was to kill them all! How could I know they were planing a surprise party for my promotion!!"

"I'd rather see Alderaan blasted into space debris than given over to the empire."

"There is no finest view than gazed rebels running out of a cave into the waiting blasters of your own battalion. Well perhaps sun rises... But for those you have to wake up early."

"I love assasinating assassins. They always look so surprised."

"As far as I'm concerned, anyone inside is a target. Anything nailed down... Soot that, too."

"They'll be on you like Hutts at a buffet... Except, you know, faster."

"Greetings! My name is NR-02. My functions include diplomacy, translation, manslaughter, and calumniation."

"Is there something wrong with the hologram? Or is your face supposed to look like that?"

"Suicide was deciding you could ignore your superiors."

"There are corpses all over the ground, is this your idea of an accident?"