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"[telling the Croods a story] Tonight, we'll hear the story of Krispy Bear. [clears throat] A long time ago, this little bear was alive. She was alive because she listened to her father and lived her life in routine, and darkness, and terror, so she was happy. But Krispy had one terrible problem. She was filled with.... curiosity!! [the family gasps] Yes, yes, and one day, while she was in a tree, the curious little bear wanted to climb to the top, and no sooner did she climb to the top, she saw something new... and... died!!!!"
"[during the hunting] Release the baby!"
"[while chasing Guy] I am a caveman!"
"[while preparing to ride on his "Ride"] Try to keep up!"
"Okay, smart Guy! Now, what?"
"Just think, our whole family packed together on a long slow trip across country! We'll tell stories, we'll laugh, [laughs] We'll become closer as a family!"
"[To the others who are arguing] You want me to turn this family around? Do you?! 'Cause I will turn this family around so fast..."
"I have an idea!"
"[About Guy, who's escaping; gasps] He's loose!"
"[To Eep Crood] You're grounded."
"I was thinking of calling it a hug. because it rhymes with grug"
"[opening narration, first lines of the film] With every sun, comes a new day... a new beginning... a hope that things will be better today than they were yesterday... but not for me. My name's Eep, and this is my family, the Croods. If you weren't clued in already by the animal skins and slipping foreheads, we're cavemen. Most days, we spend in our cave. In the dark. Night after night, day after day. Yep, home sweet home. When we did go out, we struggled to find food in our harsh and hostile world, and I struggled to survive my family. We were the last ones around. There used to be neighbours. The Gorts, smashed by a mammoth, the Horks, swallowed by a sandsnake, the Ervs, mosquito bite, Throgs, common cold, and the Croods, that's us. The Croods made it, because of my dad. He was strong, and he followed the rules... the ones painted on the cave walls. Anything new is bad, curiosity is bad, going out at night is bad; basically, anything fun is bad. Welcome to my world! But this is a story about how all that changed in an instant, because what we didn't know was that our world was about to come to an end, and there were no rules on our cave walls to prepare us for that."
"[repeated line] You really need to see this!"
"[After her family destroys her shell] What’s wrong with you?"
"[lovingly to Guy, who wakes up from his run-in with Grug] Hi!"
"[about her family] They're not so scary once you get to know them."
"[catches Guy, who's running away] Going somewhere?"
"[hugs Grug] I love you, too!"
"[closing narration, final lines of the film] This is me. My name's Eep, and this is my family, the Croods. If you weren't clued in by the sun tans and pads, we're not exactly cavemen anymore. Our world is still plenty harsh and hostile, but now we know the Croods will make it, because we changed the rules... the ones that kept us in the dark, and because of my dad, who taught us that anyone can change... well, sort of. So from now on, we'll stay out here, where we can follow the light."
"[from trailer; voice-over] My family has always survived by living by my dad's one rule: never leave the cave. We never had the chance to explore the outside world, but what we didn't know is that our world was about to change."
"I'm Guy and this is Belt. Cook, conversationalist, navigator, also, keeps my pants up."
"I can help you. But we're gonna have to make a few changes. The log ride is over. Drop the log! [Grug drops the log] Now, kick it away. [Grug kicks it one feet away] Farther! [Grug angrily kicks it far away] Really?"
"Everything falls in."
"[repeated; to Eep] Come with me."
"[gives Eep a shell horn] If you survive... call me."
"[while running from Grug] Belt, counter-measures! [Belt activates two fruit bombs and throws them at Grug, blinding him.]"
"[about Eep, who's battling a giant Chicken begins to swoon over Eep.] She's awesome!"
"Are you better off now than you were 4 million years ago?"
"Meet the first modern family."
"The Journey Begins"
"Everything Begins"
"Nicolas Cage – Grug Crood"
"Ryan Reynolds – Guy Crood"
"Emma Stone – Eep Crood"
"Catherine Keener – Ugga Crood"
"Clark Duke – Thunk Crood"
"Cloris Leachman – Gran Crood"
"Chris Sanders – Belt"
"Grey DeLisle – Sandy Crood"
"[as he sees the wall] What the heck is that?!"
"This place is changing everyone."
"[to Thunk] In my day, we didn't stare at birds! We fought them!"
"It's not just punch monkeys. It-it's kick monkeys, headbutt monkeys, low-blow monkeys, bite monkeys, ab-tight monkeys, shoulders that punch, tails that crunch, tail-stranglers, strange danglers, fang manglers, mouth breathers, brain squeezers, and a dude with... weird eyes!"
"Dad always says the packs sticks together."
"A girl... friend! I've never had a girlfriend before!"
"[repeated line] Genius!"
"Hold on. Stop. You accessorize with a sloth? I accessorize with a sloth!"
"I'm fluent in punch monkey."
"[after he gets captured by the shaman monkey] I think I'm his new pet."
"We happy meet you."
"Grug, you might be more comfortable if you remove your fur pelt. [Grug: I already did.]"
"I thought cave people died off years ago."
"Emphasis on the "better"."
"I don't know if cave people belong in a modern world."
"Every mark is an adventure."
"[as Eep reveals her peanut toe to her] Whoa, peanut toe."
"I got a scar."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"All in a day's survival."
"Ryan Reynolds – Guy"
"Peter Dinklage – Phil Betterman"
"Leslie Mann – Hope Betterman"
"Kelly Marie Tran – Dawn Betterman"
"Grey Griffin – Sandy Crood"
"Cloris Leachman – Gran"
"James Ryan – Sosh"