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"Who is this Gutsy geezer anyway?"
"Let's make wind!"
"[sighs] If we don't find more birds fast, our goose is going to be cooked!"
"[to his comrades] Steady lads! Were almost home. Just a few flaps more, we be over the White Cliffs of Dover!"
"As homing pigeons, it's our duty to transport messages... in the worst of conditions: wind, rain, sleet, snow. Bombs exploding, bullets flying! As if that weren't enough, Mother Nature has the audacity to create a little something called... the Falcon! [revealing the picture of the Falcon at them] Twenty pounds of pigeon-eating muscle, measuring five of your wingspans. They like to blindside their prey at speeds in excess of 200 miles per hour. But not to bite, not yet. The first strike is merely for impact. They'll let you drop a bit, making sure you're defenseless, then scoop you up in their razor-sharp talons. And in the dark of the night, you'll have but a split second to recognize friend from foe."
"George Webster, our screen writer, saw an article in his morning paper about animals in war, and the carrier pigeon's role. This got him to put pen to page, and we ended up with Valiant."
"Ewan McGregor as Valiant"
"Ricky Gervais as Bugsy"
"Tim Curry as General Von Talon"
"Jim Broadbent as Sergeant Monty"
"Hugh Laurie as Gutsy"
"John Cleese as Mercury"
"John Hurt as Felix"
"Pip Torrens as Lofty"
"Rik Mayall as Cufflingk"
"Michael Schlingmann as Underlingk"
"Olivia Williams as Nurse Victoria"
"Sharon Horgan as Charles de Girl"
"Brian Lonsdale as Toughwood"
"Dan Roberts as Tailfeather"
"Jonathan Ross as Big Thug"
"Mike Harbour as Little Thug"
"Wakey, wakey. HERE'S WOODY!!"
"Feeling lucky today, punk?"
"Eugh... Definitely swipe left."
"I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!"
"I was just flapping by and heard somebody laying down a fresh beat."
"Get ready to go commando!"
"Anyone else smell gas? And it's not me this time!"
"And I'm the one with a brain the size of a walnut? Please!"
"Let me outta here! I wasn't read my rights! I'm out of order? You're out of order! You can't handle the truth!"
"Anyone out there know a good lawyer?"
"Yeah, you're a real tough guy when I'm all caged up. Why don't you open up the cage and we'll step outside and do this right? Have it out man to bird..."
"Uh, real heartfelt moment, but can we please save the schmaltz for later? In case you didn't notice, I'M ABOUT TO GET STUFFED!"
"Heya, fellas. Remember me?"
"It was that woodpecker. All this time... he's just been lulling me into a false sense of security. Waiting to strike."
"So long, woodpecker. To think I was actually starting to like you."
"Tommy, come on. Someday you'll understand why I had to do this."
"Come on. That is not fair, and you know it."
"Woody... You weren't trying to burn the house down. Oh, no!"
"You put my son in a CAGE?!"
"Tommy, this is not your fault. If I'd listened to you in the first place, we wouldn't be here."
"Woody, I am very sorry I destroyed your home. But technically, you destroyed mine first, so we're even. But in the interest of harmonious living, I got something for you."
"I understand that whenever something bothers you, you get rid of it. Like me and Mom."
"I'm surprised you didn't have us stuffed, too."
"Dad, I'm so sorry. I just couldn't let them kill Woody."
"Eric Bauza — Voice of Woody Woodpecker"
"Tim Omundson — Lance"
"Thaila Ayala — Vanessa"
"Graham Verchere — Tommy"
"Jordana Largy — Sam"
"Scott McNeil — Nate"
"Adrian Glynn McMorran — Otis"
"Chelsea Miller — Jill"
"Emily Holmes — Linda"
"Jakob Davies — Lyle"
"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Rooster / George K. Chickenhawk / Contest Moderator."
"Don Messick as Henery Hawk."
"Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Animals (uncredited)"
"Robert C. Bruce as Narrator (uncredited)"