American television spin-offs

"Gary Cole — Capt. Matthew Gideon"

"Daniel Dae Kim — Lt. John Matheson"

"David Allen Brooks — Max Eilerson"

"Peter Woodward — Galen"

"Marjean Holden — Dr. Sarah Chambers"

"Carrie Dobro — Dureena Nafeel"

"Tracy Scoggins — Capt. Elizabeth Lochley"

"Alex Mendoza — Trace Miller"

""Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat."

""You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6"

""But don't the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'."

""You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee) in Season 5, Episode 5"

""Well, you and Aunt Bee is havin' fried chicken. And, I'm having crow..." [in answer to Opie's questions what's for dinner after Andy realized he was terribly in the wrong about something he thought Opie did]."

"Here at THE ROCK, we have two basic rules. The first rule is: OBEY ALL RULES. Secondly: Do not write on the walls, as takes a lot of work...to erase writing...OFF of walls. Now as we tell all men when these doors shut behind them, you are starting a new life. If you are wise, you'll begin rehabilitation."

"Jay walking is rampant!"

"Of course you smell gas. What do you think this car runs on, coal?"

"Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!"

""You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in 'The Return of Malcom Merriwether'."

""Well, where there's smoke there's firewater." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'"

""Maybe this will explain why Aunt Bee's feeling so good." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'"

""Sure Mike, sure." Barney drunkenly says to Andy after Otis spikes the spring water in 'Barney and the Governor.'"

"Citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizen's Arrest."

"You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"

""Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")"

""Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle"

""Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression."

"Otis: [speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby, shooby, shooby."

""Where's my plaque? Give me my plaque." -- Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award."

"Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!"

"Ernest T. Bass: It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T.!!"

"Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T. Bass) -- "We thought about killin' him... didn't want to go that far.""

"Emma Brand: To think I voted for you last election; never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills)"

"NAUGHTY DEPUTY! (after Andy drops Barney's charges of arresting her for jaywalking)"

"Otis: [singing childlike to Barney who out of pride voluntarily put himself in the other cell] "Barney's in Jail! Barney's in Jail!""

"Barney: Wanted posters came in, Andy."

"Andy: Oh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?"

"Barney: (reading posters) Let's see what we got here. "Henry 'Shopping Bag' Leonetti. Grand Larceny; $4,000 reward." "Max 'The Tongue' Rasmussen. Grand Theft Auto; reward $1,500." "Benjamin Schuster, alias Benjy Schus, alias Benny Schut. Forgery; reward $3,000." You know what this means, Andy?"

"Andy: What?"

"Barney: 8,500 American silver cartwheels right in our hands; only one small hitch."

"Andy: We don't know where they are."

"Barney: Right!"

"Andy: Well, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!"

"Barney: Yeah, like I promised you, Sheriff. Law and order kept in Mayberry this here day!"

"Andy: It must've been kept more this here day than all the other days put together!"

"Barney: I had them, Andy! I had them all dead to rights! You can check the manual! Every one of them was as guilty as sin!"

"Andy: Listen to me, Barney. Listen to me just a minute. Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds."

"Barney: Yeah; I guess you're right. I was just trying to show you how much you could trust me."

"Andy: I know you did, and I appreciate that, but maybe you tried just a bit too hard."

"Mayor Pike: Oh, it's an outrage, Sheriff! That's what it is! An outrage!"

"Andy: What'd you do? Drop a net over the whole town?"

"Barney: Just about! [chuckles]"

"Otis: Well, now; maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell nothin' much without my glasses."

"Andy: Well, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?"

"Otis: I can't tell! I wasn't wearing my glasses!"

"Andy: I'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss him, Barney. You can go, Otis."

"Otis: Thanks, Andy."

"Aunt Bee: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies."

"Barney: Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!"

"Andy: Well..."

"Barney: I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!" Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!"

"[The people laugh.]"

"Andy: Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee..."

"Aunt Bee: Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!""

"Opie: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?"

"Aunt Bee: Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!"

"[The people laugh again as Aunt Bee and Opie exit the courthouse.]"

"Clarabelle Morrison: Oh, look; there's the Sheriff. Good."

"Jennifer Morrison: Let's go in!"

"Clarabelle: Jennifer! You will be the death of me yet! How many times must I tell you? A lady never goes into a barber shop!"

"Jennifer: I'm sorry, Clarabelle; I keep forgetting. It's just that the odor of witch hazel atones me."

"Clarabelle: Jennifer, you have got to control yourself!"

"Jennifer: But we've got to tell the Sheriff what we know."

"Clarabelle: Well, we will. We'll wait outside for him."

"Barney: "Let's you and me dance.""

"Maude (escaped convict): "What made you change your mind?""

"Barney: "You're beginning to get to me.""

"Maude: "You're a treasure!" (laughs)"

"Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor"

"Ronny Howard as Opie Taylor"

"Don Knotts as Barney Fife"

"Elinor Donahue as Ellie Walker"

"Frances Bavier as Aunt Bee"

"Hal Smith as Otis Campbell"

"Uhh-ohhhhh!"

"I only drove one time in my life--1946. I started out with a sedan and I came back with a convertible!"

"(to Iola) Get out, you jokin' jackass!"

"I swear, I can't understand why they don't hold these church bazaars in the dead of winter when people can stand to be in their kitchens!"

"Ellen, what a sweet thought. No wonder I love you best. You were my first born and you are my favorite. Should have quit while I was ahead."

"Naomi, What a sweet thought. No wonder I love you best. You're like the daughter I never had."

"Eunice, what a sweet thought. No wonder I love you best. You were my third born and you are my favorite. Third time's the charm."

"(to Naomi) Your idea of a workout includes a man, a bed, and a cigarette afterwards!"

"Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just lovin' this!"

"(to snobbish Nita Peterson) Nita, you've got a lot of class for a dame with a rip in her drawers!"

"(to Eunice) You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the butt!"

"(after an unkind remark by Ellen) I'm gonna break your teeth Ellen, pass 'em over!"

"[To Thelma] NOW who's the tramp!"

"(Naomi is making her "Famous International Stew") The ingrediants are two cans of stew (pours in stew), canned peas (pours in peas), Mexican beans, (pours in beans) Ole! Saurkraut (pours in canned sauerkraut, saying in a deep voice) Ja Wohl! And for an Italian special (blows a kiss) Spaghetti- O's! (pours in Spaghetti-O's)"

"Thanks a lot, Mama!!"

"Mama, what have you done?"

"Skeeee-teeeer!"

"He's a journalist with gravitas, with dignity, with balls."

"It's French. Bitch."

"America's most described journalist."

"Steering the great ship of News through the channels of Truth."

"It's what Lincoln would have watched."

"Respected... Trustworthy... Smooth."

"There's only one word to describe it: Trustigious."

"If this were Venezuela, they'd nationalize him."

"No. Free. Rides!"

"You gave us Neil Young, we give you me."

"President Bush, have a hotdog with me."

"Multi-grain."

"Factose Intolerant."

"Colmes-free since 2009"

"Purple-Mounted"

"Lincolnish"

"Libertease"

"Applepious"

"Star-Spangled"

"From C to Silent T"

"Überballed"

"Heterosapien"

"Stephen Colbert - Stephen Colbert"

"Paul Dinello - Tad"

"Eric Drysdale - Bobby"

"David Cross - Russ Lieber"

"A new gate will open. A lost city will rise again."

"Definitely gay... there was always a 'well, she might be or she might not be' but when there was that drip of water passing between their lips in the very final scene, that cemented it for me. Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was 'Nope, they're married, man."

"One of these days... One of these days... (He shoots his fist up) POW! Right in the kisser!"

"Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina."

"(To Alice, gesturing with his fist) Bang, zoom!"

"(To Norton) You... are a mental case."

"(To Alice's mother after she gives away the mystery ending of a play Ralph was planning to go to that evening) YOU...ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!! A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!!!!!!! YOU!!! BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!"

"(To Alice) You're gonna get yours!"

"(To Alice at the end of many episodes) Baby, you're the greatest."

"I've got a BIG MOUTH!!"

"BANG, ZOOM! To the moon, Alice!"

"Somewhere, there's a strait jacket waitin' for that man."

"A mere bag of shells."

"Pins and needles, needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins."

"You're a riot, Alice! A regular riot!"

"(about Ralph) Sheesh! What a grouch!"

"Hey, Ralphie boy!"

"(in The Golfer, Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf) First, you step up and address the ball. (To golf ball) Hello, ball!"

"(in A Matter of Record) In the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare, "There are three times in a man's life when he wants to be alone: one, when he's communing with his thoughts; two, when he's being tender with his wife; and three, when he's in the isolation booth on The $64,000 Question.""

"Like we say in the sewer: "Time and tide wait for no man.""

"(In response to Ralph being temporarily laid off) I know just how you feel because I went through the same thing two or three years ago when they laid me off from the sewer. I felt just like a fish out of water."

"(Norton has been fired from his job) Ol' Ed Norton, reliable ol' Ed Norton, working 17 years in the sewer. And now everything's down the drain!"

"(in A Matter of Life and Death) Don't touch me, Ralph. I'm sterile."

"(in TV or Not TV) Official space helmet on, Captain Video!"

"Va va va voom!"

"I don't possess a mansion, a villa in France, a yacht, or a string of polo ponies."

"Only myself to blame. My mother warned me."

"(To Ralph): Ahhhh, shaddap!"

"(To Ralph): The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants."

"(To Ralph): I don't wanna look at that icebox, that stove, that sink, and these four walls. I wanna look at Liberace!"

"(Ralph states that his mother-in-law said this): I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a TON."

"Alice: I'll go fix my lipstick. I won't be gone long, Killer. I call you Killer 'cause you slay me. Ralph: And I'm calling Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!"

"(Ralph can't remove a ring from his finger) Ralph: Isn't there any lard around here? Alice: Yeah, about 300 pounds. Ralph: Oh, you're gonna get yours!"

"Ralph: Me and my silly pride. Well, I promise you this, Norton: I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn from here on out how to swallow my pride. Norton: Well, that ought not to be too hard; you've learned how to swallow everything else. Ralph: GET OUT!"

"Ralph: Peanuts! Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to do with peanuts? Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant!"

"Ralph: You're the type of person that would bend waaaaay over to pick up a purse on April Fools' Day. I wouldn't. Alice: You couldn't."

"(Ralph is outraged that he and Alice now have a phone) Ralph: What's the matter, is yelling out the window too good for you now? Was it raining out? Alice: Yelling out the window is bad manners. Ralph: Don't you make any nasty remarks about my mother. She's been yelling out the window for 80 years! Alice: Yeah? And before she lost her voice, there were more people listening to her than to Amos 'n' Andy."

"Ralph: Don't start that again, Alice. No wife of mine is gonna work. I got my pride. You know, no Kramden woman has ever supported her husband. The Kramden men are the workers in the family. Alice: Wait a minute, Ralph. What about your father? For a long time there he didn't work at all. Ralph: But neither did my mother. At least he kept his pride, Alice. He went on relief."

"Alice: What am I supposed to tell my mother when you're not here? Ralph: I don't care. Tell her I ran off and joined the circus. Alice: What as, an elephant? Ralph: Oh, you're a riot, Alice, a regular riot. I'll bet you got the whole building laughing. Ha, ha, ho, ho! You know, you're the one ought to join the circus. You ought to be in the circus. You'd be funnier than that Emmett Kelly, the clown they got there. Much funnier. In fact, you look a little bit like him. All except for one thing: the big red nose. [cocks his fist at Alice] And you might get that before this is over."

"[Ralph is trying to assert his intentions on staying in their frozen, candlelit apartment to Alice, after their apartment's heat and electricity had been cut off] Ralph: I'm the general. And what I say goes! Alice: (dripping sarcasm) Then you better say, "Alice," 'cause I'm goin'!"

"Norton: Ralph? Ralph: What? Norton: Mind if I smoke? Ralph: I don't care if you burn."

"[Ralph and Norton are reading scripts for a play they're rehearsing for] Norton: (reading from the script) I don't possess a mansion or a villa in France or a yacht or a string of poloponies. Ralph: (reading) I'm glad to hear... [He stops suddenly] "A string of poloponies"? Where do you see that? Norton: (pointing) Right there, "a string of poloponies". Ralph: That's "a string of POLO PONIES"!"

"Ralph: That's the trouble with you, Alice. You don't know the latest developments! Alice: I don't know the latest developments??! Who is it that lets your pants out every other day??"

"Even more revolutionary than the scorn for violence between men is the scorn for violence against women. Many baby boomers are nostalgic for The Honeymooners, a 1950s sitcom featuring Jackie Gleason as a burly bus driver whose get-rich-quick schemes are ridiculed by his sensible wife, Alice. In one of the show’s recurring laugh lines, an enraged Ralph shakes his fist at her and bellows, “One of these days, Alice, one of these days . . . POW, right in the kisser!” (Or sometimes “Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!”) Alice always laughs it off, not because she has contempt for a wife-beater but because she knows that Ralph is not weak enough to do it. Nowadays our sensitivity to violence against women makes this kind of comedy in a mainstream television program unthinkable."

"Penny Marshall - Laverne DeFazio"

"Cindy Williams - Shirley Feeney"

"Michael McKean - Lenny Kosnowski"

"David Lander - Andrew "Squiggy" Squiggman"

"Eddie Mekka - Carmine Ragusa"

"Phil Foster - Frank DeFazio"

"Betty Garrett - Edna Babish"

"Thomas Calabro - Dr. Michael Mancini"

"Josie Bissett - Jane Andrews Mancini"

"Amy Locane - Sandy Harling"

"Heather Locklear - Amanda Woodward"

"Marcia Cross - Dr. Kimberly Shaw"

"Laura Leighton - Sydney Andrews"

"Doug Savant - Matt Fielding"

"Grant Show - Jake Hanson"

"Andrew Shue - Billy Campbell"

"Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alison Parker"

"Jack Wagner - Dr. Peter Burns"

"Vanessa Williams - Rhonda Blair"

"Daphne Zuniga - Jo Reynolds"

"Kristin Davis - Brooke Armstrong"

"Patrick Muldoon - Richard Hart"

"David Charvet - Craig Field"

"Kelly Rutherford - Megan Lewis"

"Brooke Langton - Samantha Reilly"

"Alyssa Milano - Jennifer Mancini"

"Rob Estes - Kyle McBride"

"Lisa Rinna - Taylor McBride"

"Jamie Luner - Lexi Sterling"

"Linden Ashby - Dr. Brett Cooper"

"Rena Sofer - Eve Cleary"

"John Haymes Newton - Ryan McBride"

"Betty White - Rose Nylund"

"Rue McClanahan - Blanche Devereaux"

"Estelle Getty - Sophia Petrillo"

"Don Cheadle - Roland Wilson"

"Billy L. Sullivan - Oliver Webb"

"Cheech Marin - Chuy Castillos"

"Kyle Massey as Cory Baxter"

"Jason Dolley as Newt Livington III"

"Maiara Walsh as Meena Paroom"

"Madison Pettis as Sophie Martinez"

"John D'Aquino as President Richard Martinez"

"Rondell Sheridan as Victor Baxter"

"Luke Perry - Dylan McKay"

"Jason Priestley - Brandon Walsh"

"Shannen Doherty - Brenda Walsh"

"Jennie Garth - Kelly Taylor"

"Brian Austin Green - David Silver"

"Tori Spelling - Donna Martin"

"Ian Ziering - Steve Sanders"

"Gabrielle Carteris - Andrea Zuckerman"

"Carol Potter - Cindy Walsh"

"James Eckhouse - Jim Walsh"

"Joe E. Tata - Nat Bussichio"

"Tiffani Thiessen - Valerie Malone"

"Geoff Stults - Walter Sherman"

"Michael Clarke Duncan - Leo Knox"

"Mercedes Masohn - Deputy U.S. Marshal Isabel Zambada"

"Maddie Hasson as Willa Monday"

"Jennette McCurdy as Sam Puckett"

"Ariana Grande as Cat Valentine"

"Cameron Ocasio as Dice"

"Maree Cheatham as Nona"

"Zoran Korach as Goomer"

"as Sergeant Henry ”Hank” Voight"

"as Detective"

"as Detective Alvin Olinsky"

"as Officer"

"as Sergeant Trudy Platt"

"as Officer Kevin Atwater"

"as Sheldon Jin (season 1 only)"

"Lisseth Chavez as Officer Vanessa Rojas"

"as Nadia Decotis"

"as "Bunny""

"as Justin Voight"

"as Detective Kenny Rixton"

"as Detective Hailey Upton"

"as Paramedic in Charge/Firefighter Candidate Gabriela "Gabby" Dawson"

"as Lieutenant Kelly Severide"

"as Firefighter Randy "Mouch" McHolland"

"as Christopher Herrmann"

"as Paramedic Sylvie Brett"

"as Chief Wallace Boden"

"as Dr. Will Halstead"

"as Dr. Daniel Charles"

"- Dr. Will Halstead: Emergency Department Chief Resident (season 1) and attending (season 2 onwards)"

"Torrey DeVitto - Dr. Natalie Manning: ED pediatrician"

"- April Sexton: ED nurse"

"- Dr. Sarah Reese: 4th year medical student (season 1) and psychiatry resident (season 2 onwards)"

"- Dr. Connor Rhodes: trauma surgical fellow"

"Brian Tee - LCDR Dr. Ethan Choi USNR: ED Chief Resident (season 2)"

"- Sharon Goodwin: chief administrator of Gaffney Chicago Medical Center"

"- Dr. Daniel Charles: Chief of Psychiatry"

"- Maggie Lockwood: ED charge nurse"

"- Dr. David Downey: cardiothoracic surgeon (season 1 only)"

"Peter Mark Kendall - Joey Thomas: lab tech in pathology"

"Patti Murin - Dr. Nina Shore: pathologist"

"- Jeff Clarke: 4th year medical student"

"- Dr. Stanley Stohl: Chief of Emergency Medicine"

"- Dr. Isidore Latham: attending cardiothoracic surgeon"

"Roland Buck III - Noah Sexton: medical student and brother of April"

"- Detective Jay Halstead: brother of Dr. Will Halstead"

"Help you? But I am a nobleman, it very uncommon for me to help commoners."

"When we spoke of "defeeting" King George, that's not exactly what we meant."

"[sweet voice] My dear ACME agents, I know you're only doing your job, [modulated voice] but you won't keep me locked up for long, losers!"

"You may have taken the wind out of this doctor's sail, but I doubt if you'll put Carmen in jail!"

"Dream on, detectives. You've got me under control for now, but there's a meltdown coming soon and her name is Carmen Sandiego."

"You caught up with me again, agents! But you'll never accelerate fast enough for a collision with Carmen!"

"Thomas Edison: Someone really needs to invent a more convenient store - open twenty-four hours a day."

"Ivan Idea: Wow, Edison really does think ahead of his time!"

"Hello, this is Joe. What? They want to borrow thread?! It's the middle of the night!! Listen close, guard, do NOT give those rascals a spool of thread! Tell 'em to come back in the morning when we're open!"

"as (2014-19)"

"as (2014–16)"

"as (2015–18)"

"as (2016–21)"

"as (2018–21)"

"Janet Waldo - Penelope Pitstop"

"Mel Blanc – Yak Yak, Chug-a-Boom, Bully Brothers"

"Don Messick - Dum Dum, Snoozy, Pockets, Zippy"

"Paul Winchell – Clyde, Softie"

"Gary Owens – Narrator"

"Paul Lynde – Sylvester Sneekly/The Hooded Claw (uncredited)"

"I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes I can see for miles and miles I can see for miles and miles I can see for miles and miles and miles Oh, yeah"

"Hilary Duff – Sophie"

"Chris Lowell – Jesse"

"Francia Raisa – Valentina"

"Suraj Sharma – Sid"

"Tom Ainsley – Charlie"

"Tien Tran – Ellen"

"Kim Cattrall – future Sophie, Year 2050"

"Isabel Sanford - Louise Jefferson"

"Sherman Hemsley - George Jefferson"

"Marla Gibbs - Florence Johnston"

"Roxie Roker - Helen Willis"

"Franklin Cover - Tom Willis"

"Paul Benedict - Harry Bentley"

"Mike Evans - Lionel Jefferson (seasons 1, 6-11)"

"Damon Evans - Lionel Jefferson (seasons 2-4)"

"Belinda Tolbert - Jenny Willis-Jefferson"

"Zara Cully - Olivia "Mother" Jefferson"

"Ned Wertimer - Ralph the Doorman"

"Danny Wells - Charlie the Bartender"

"I don't know what hell is but it ain't worse than Chicago."