21 quotes found
"I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien."
"You miserable fucking idiot, do you know what you've done?"
"You can't beat me because you are a loser and I'm a winner and that's fucking life!"
"And the hour is almost upon us. Yay!"
"I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well."
"Primarily, I'm not an alien."
"It all starts with something... magnificent. A flower. Just a flower. Then a honeybee. Very fragile. Very complicated. The bee gathers pollen and deposits it in another flower's stigma. It's like sex but cleaner. And nobody gets hurt."
"Welcome to the headquarters of the human resistance. Despite our general suspicion and disavowal of all extant governing bodies, and despite the fact that you, as an Andromedan, are not subject to the human rights guidelines detailed in the Geneva Conventions, we nevertheless endeavour to adhere to those guidelines out of the humanist principles to which they aspire."
"I know who you are. I know what you are."
"[after slapping Michelle] Everybody denies it at first. And then they confess."
"We're just leveling the playing field. It's not torture. Torture is what it's done to us."
"[bashing Michelle in the kneecap] That's for Don, you fucking virus."
"Because I know exactly what you're going to say. You're going to say that I'm in some kind of Internet-induced autohypnotic feedback loop, and-and gatekeepers, and-and norms, and all that weak hegemonic horseshit. But that is precisely the limp-dick rhetoric that you've been instructed to counter the human insurgency with. That's the fucking hyper-normalized dialectic by which you've convinced seven and half billion people that they're not your captives. To keep us believing in these fucking false institutional, fucking 'shy-boleths'."
"A degree from a university? From a credentialist scam for laundering privilege? Amazing."
"99.9% of what's called activism is really personal exhibitionism and brand maintenance in disguise."
"I want you to know... this is really difficult for me as well. You killed my family, you killed my community, you killed my co-workers and you killed the bees. So given that, you should really appreciate how professional I'm being by not gutting you."
"Emma Stone - Michelle Fuller"
"Jesse Plemons - Teddy Gatz"
"Aidan Delbis - Don"
"Stavros Halkias - Casey Boyd"
"Alicia Silverstone - Sandy Gatz"