233 quotes found
"Sixteen Americans, abandoned/marooned ... (followed by a description of the game site)"
"They must learn to adapt or they'll be voted from the tribe. In the end, only one will remain, and claim the million dollar prize."
"Everybody drop your buffs."
"We are Switching tribes."
"Previously on... Survivor..."
"36 days ago..."
"39 days, (number of castaways) people, ONE... SURVIVOR!"
"Who will have what it takes to outwit, outplay, and outlast all the rest? This is SURVIVOR! (name of season number; from Seasons 41 and onward)"
"Come on in, guys! (from Seasons 1-40)"
"Come on in! (from Seasons 41-onward)"
"(tribe's name), getting your first look at the new (tribe's name) tribe, (player's name) voted out at the first/last tribal council."
"Let's get to today's reward/immunity challenge."
"First thing's first, gotta take back immunity."
"Once again, immunity is back up for grabs."
"For today's challenge... (Jeff explains the rules)"
"On my go... (Jeff explains the rules)"
"Here is how it works./Here is how it's gonna work."
"Make sense?"
"Want to know what you're playing for?"
"You’ll be taken to the Survivor Sanctuary, where good things happen."
"Worth playing for?"
"(food reward) and all the fixins!"
"Take your spots, wait for my Go!"
"This is for reward/immunity!"
"Survivors ready... GO!"
"And this challenge... is on."
"(tribe's name) I've got nothing for you, grab your stuff and head back to camp."
"(amount of castaways left) are left. Who will be voted out tonight?"
"Behind each of you is a torch. Grab a torch and approach the flame. Dip it in and get fire. This is part of the ritual of tribal council, because in this game, fire represents life. Once your fire is gone, so are you."
"... can not be voted out tonight, everybody else is fair game."
"It is time to vote. (Contestant name), you're up."
"I'll go tally the votes."
"(starting from Season 14) If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so."
"OK. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes."
"First vote... (name of contestant)"
"(from Seasons 1-6) Last vote... (name of contestant)"
"We're tied."
"That's enough. No need to read the other votes."
"(numbers of votes) votes (contestant's name), (numbers of votes) votes (other contestant's name). One vote left."
"1st/2nd/3rd/4th/5th/etc. person voted out of "Survivor" (season name)... (name of contestant)"
"You need to bring me your torch."
"(contestant's name), the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go."
"(from the seasons that have Redemption Island) You will have a chance to get back into this game. Grab your torch, head for Redemption Island."
"You can head back to camp."
"Next time on... Survivor..."
"Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode."
"(tribe's name), this is your first look at the new (other tribe's name), (contestant's name) voted out last night."
"(contestant/team's name) wins the reward/immunity! (not regularly used in Seasons 1-4)"
"Now, we'll bring the members of our jury..."
"Two will go on to face the jury... ONE will outlast all the rest... and become the Sole Survivor!"
"You WANT to see your name on the parchment."
"There are seven votes, it takes four to win."
"There are eight votes. it takes five to win,"
"There are nine votes. it takes five to win,"
"The winner of (survivor season)... (name of contestant)"
"(usually for individual immunity challenges when it's an endurance challenge): Whatever's left in your tank, you need to use it right now!"
"You have to dig!"
"Ted Allen: "Food and Wine Connoisseur", expert on alcohol, beverages, food preparation, and presentation"
"Kyan Douglas: "Grooming Guru", expert on hair, grooming, personal hygiene, and makeup"
"Thom Filicia: "Design Doctor", expert on interior design and home organization"
"Carson Kressley: "Fashion Savant", expert on clothing, fashion and personal styling"
"Jai Rodriguez: "Culture Vulture", expert on popular culture, relationships and social interaction"
"DON'T FEED PHIL!"
"How many kids would like to have a firepole in their room? But I beat you to the punch, you little jerks."
"Look at Phil's tummy!"
"Turbonegro came all the way from Norway to have a concert here."
"April: You know what your friends did to my car?!"
"We're building a drawbridge, look, here's the blueprints! *shows Ape a napkin with a poorly drawn drawbridge and water on it, screen shows the word "Blueprints...?"*"
"Glomb: You live with a convict.....Novak: I'm an ex-convict!"
"It happens when fat rubs together (skin tags)"
"(April takes the purple lamborghini)"
"(Glomb Making Skatepark House)Dunn:Why don't we ever do this cool shit to my house Bam:'Cos you don't have a house Dunn:Oh yeah"
"Brian McFayden - Host"
"Cheryl Elliott"
"Erika Rumsey"
"Krystal Tini"
"Lauren Bergfeld"
"Scarlet Garcia"
"Mindi Emanuel"
"Caitilin Stoller"
"Eric Chase"
"Joe Hanson"
"Brad Hooker"
"Bill Lambing"
"Shawn Bakken"
"Richard Rubin"
"Chuck Munyon"
"Tom Colicchio - Head Judge"
"Katie Lee Joel - Host"
"Gail Simmons - Judge"
"Harold Dieterle"
"Tiffani Faison"
"Dave Martin"
"Lee Anne Wong"
"Stephen Asprinio"
"Miguel Morales"
"Andrea Beaman"
"Lisa Parks"
"Candice Kumai"
"Brian Hill"
"Cynthia Sestito"
"Kenneth Lee"
"Padma Lakshmi - Host/Judge"
"Elia L. Aboumrad"
"Cliff Crooks"
"Sam Talbot"
"Marcel Vigneron"
"Suyai Steinhauer"
"Otto Borsich"
"Emily Sprissler"
"Marisa Churchill"
"Josie Smith-Malave"
"Carlos Fernandez"
"Frank Terzoli"
"Mia Gaines-Alt"
"Betty Fraser"
"Michael Midgley"
"Hung Huynh"
"Dale Levitsky"
"Casey Thompson"
"Brian Malarkey"
"Chris Jacobsen"
"Howie Kleinberg"
"Tre Wilcox"
"Sara Nguyen"
"Joey Paulino"
"Lia Bardeen"
"Camille Becerra"
"Micah Edelstein"
"Sandee Birdsong"
"Clay Bowen"
"Heidi Klum - Host/Judge"
"Michael Kors - Judge"
"Nina Garcia - Judge"
"Tim Gunn - Design Mentor"
"Jay McCarroll"
"Wendy Pepper"
"Austin Scarlett"
"Robert Plotkin"
"Kevin Johnn"
"Alexandra Vidal"
"Nora Caliguri"
"Vanessa Riley"
"Starr Ilzhoefer"
"Mario Cadenas"
"Daniel Franco"
"Daniel Vosovic"
"Santino Rice"
"Nick Verreos"
"Andraé Gonzalo"
"Zulema Griffin"
"Emmett McCarthy"
"Marla Duran"
"Guadalupe Vidal"
"Raymundo Baltazar"
"Kirsten Ehrig"
"Heidi Standridge"
"Jeffrey Sebelia"
"Uli Herzner"
"Laura Bennett"
"Michael Knight"
"Kayne Gillaspie"
"Vincent Libretti"
"Angela Keslar"
"Robert Best"
"Alison Kelly"
"Bradley Baumkirchner"
"Bonnie Dominguez"
"Keith Michael"
"Katherine Gerdes"
"Malan Breton"
"Stacey Estrella"
"Christian Siriano"
"Rami Kashou"
"Jillian Lewis"
"Chris March"
"Kathleen 'Sweet Pea' Vaughn"
"Ricky Lizalde"
"Victorya Hong"
"Kit 'Pistol' Scarbo"
"Kevin Christiana"
"Elisa Jimenez"
"Steven Rosengard"
"Jack Mackenroth"
"Carmen Webber"
"Marion Lee"
"Simone Le Blanc"
"I keep hearing like a small gasp...(elapsed time)...it's you, you stupid cat; your nose whistles! Get out of here!!"
"What the frig?"
"What the fetch?"
"Well I know one thing: Tom loves Jen. (Commenting on graffiti)"
"You wanna play hide and seek? It's a great place to play."
"It's like he's a brother. ...it's almost like he's a wife. (laughs)"
"When in doubt, get the hell out."
"Do we gotta ask a one-winged fairy directions too, or what?"
"And Grant got viciously attacked by a snare drum."
"Oh. Yeah, I like it. (About a red feathered boa)"
"I'm a friend, I'm not gonna harm anyone...please don't harm me..."
"I'm not going over there man, it's right next to your butt."
"(In an inn that used to be a brothel) Do we have any blondes in here? How 'bout redheads? We got any redheads?"
"No one wants to play with poor old Dave Tango..."
"Yeah, a French guy eats bicycles for a living. He said he likes the oily parts best."
"I learned stuff, that doesn't mean I retained it all."
"You touch weird things man... you touch like, weird, weird things, like weird objects and like things on the wall that you shouldn't be touching..."
"You're gonna hurt yourself some day, man. He touches things that should not be touched."
"I drop these all the time. They're a tank."
"I found a tiara in one of the rooms in the house, and I thought it'd be kind of funny to have Dave Tango wear it, but the funny part is that he thought it was a head lamp, and he kept wearing it as a head lamp. He even tried to turn it on, but couldn't find the button."
"We got a long time to go, so, uh, I hope we don't get hemorrhoids. ...We sit here for ten hours straight, it's Hemorrhoid City, man."
"We just inhaled someone's poo smell right out of the fucking tube..."
"(To Tango) Who knows with you? You're weird. You're from Jersey. You people do weird things."
"I do have a guest bedroom, but it's being occupied...by my cat."
"(in mock-British accent) Tango, m'boy, fetch me some orange juice, my good friend."
"(Playing with a giant nutcracker) Hello, fine sir... bring me your women and your finest buffet!"
"I'm not gonna put it in my mouth, I don't want lead poisoning, I don't want the gout or whatever it is you get..."
"DUDE, RUN!"
"Is there anybody that would like to play with us tonight? ...That sounded all kinds of wrong."
"You're always in another country, Tango. (Dustin Pari)"
"I'm perfectly fine with staying here all night, and making you completely INSANE. Just do something and we'll leave. Something big. None of this little... stupid crap. (Kris Williams)"
"Jenni "J-Woww" Farley"
"Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino"
"Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi"
"Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio"
"Ronnie Ortiz-Magro"
"Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola"
"Vinny Guadagnino"
"Angelina Pivarnick"
"Deena Nicole Cortese"
"Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)"
"June Shannon (Mama)"
"Jessica Shannon (Chubbette)"
"Anna Shannon (Chickadee)"
"Lauryn Shannon (Pumpkin)"
"Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear)"