94 quotes found
"Put the chick down, Dag."
"HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!"
"[after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?"
"[after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!"
"[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go."
"[walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]"
"[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]"
"[first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis."
"[seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows."
"Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!"
"[from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond."
"[latest words] Put the hen down, Dag."
"[resume words] Otis, fear nothing."
"Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes] Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!"
"Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?"
"Peck: Never! You're all gonna die."
"Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?"
"Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!"
"Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything."
"Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben."
"Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so."
"Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?"
"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."
"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."
"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"
"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."
"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."
"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."
"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."
"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."
"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."
"Kevin James — Otis the Cow"
"Courteney Cox — Daisy"
"Sam Elliott — Ben"
"Danny Glover — Miles"
"Wanda Sykes — Bessy"
"Andie MacDowell — Etta"
"David Koechner — Dag"
"Jeff Garcia — Pip"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Freddy"
"Rob Paulsen — Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"
"Tino Insana — Pigg the Pig"
"Dom Irrera — Duke"
"Scott Bullock — Eddy"
"John DiMaggio — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"
"Maurice LaMarche — Igg"
"Dana Plato — Maddy"
"Nathaniel Stroman — Root"
"Steve Oedekerk — Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"
"Maria Bamford — Nora Beady"
"Jill Talley — Mrs. Goldner"
"Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer"
"This Christmas, you better watch out!"
"Same Big Family... Even Bigger Adventure."
"Steve Martin - Tom Baker (the maternal grandfather of Tom McNulty)"
"Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker (the maternal grandmother of Tom McNulty)"
"Piper Perabo - Nora Baker-McNulty (the mother of Tom McNulty)"
"Jonathan Bennett - Bud McNulty (the father of Tom McNulty)"
"Tom Welling - Charlie Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Kevin G. Schmidt - Henry Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Alyson Stoner - Sarah Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Jacob Smith - Jake Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Forrest Landis - Mark Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Liliana Mumy - Jessica Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Morgan York - Kim Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"
"Blake Woodruff - Mike Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Brent Kinsman - Nigel Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Shane Kinsman - Kyle Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"Eugene Levy - Jimmy Murtaugh"
"Carmen Electra - Sarina Murtaugh"
"Shawn Roberts - Calvin Murtaugh"
"Robbie Amell - Daniel Murtaugh"
"Jaime King - Anne Murtaugh"
"Melanie Tonello - Becky Murtaugh"
"Taylor Lautner - Eliot Murtaugh"
"Courtney Fitzpatrick - Lisa Murtaugh"
"Madison Fitzpatrick - Robin Murtaugh"
"Alexander Conti - Kenneth Murtaugh"
"Who's next?"
"The next generation of mischief"
"The Power of Mischief"
"Sequel to the #1 box-office hit."
"Jamie Kennedy as Tim Avery/The Mask"
"Alan Cumming as Loki, God of Mischief"
"Traylor Howard as Tonya Avery"
"Steven Wright as Daniel Moss"
"Kal Penn as Jorge"
"Bob Hoskins as Odin, All-Father of the Gods."
"Ben Stein as Dr. Arthur Neuman"
"There’s a stupid rumor. The most ridiculous rumor I think I’ve ever had about me. It’s crazy. To think I would be that vain – I respect mothers and women so much and to be able to experience bringing a child into this world, if you’re lucky and fortunate enough to experience that, I would never, ever take that for granted. It’s the most powerful thing you can do. Especially after losing a child, the pain and trauma from that just makes it mean so much more to get an opportunity to bring life into the world. It seems like people should have boundaries."
"So, this is my belly. I am 20 weeks. And I have the MTV awards coming up. And as you can see, little plum plum is ready for the world to know that he or she is here. I think I’m gonna have to just throw in the towel and if you can see that I’m pregnant, I just have to own it. So I maybe… Well, my baby maybe debuting itself on the awards. I’m going to be a mommy."
"The baby is coming in 3 weeks. I feel anxious. These last 3 weeks are my last weeks responsible for myself. So I’m trying my best to take care of my child like myself and enjoy my freedom I guess for the last 3 weeks. This is going to be nothing in comparison to having a child."